Becoming a God Guide

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Shi Feng paid attention to a flower on the balcony, it was a sunflower.

The sunflower pushed a flower pot with great difficulty, and placed the flower pot in the center of the balcony, where the light was the best. The first time I failed to jump into the flower pot, when the wind pushed gently at its rhizome, the sunflower entered the flower pot.The sunflower politely said "thank you" to Shifeng, put the roots into the soil, dug some soil and piled it up, buried itself halfway, then it exhaled as if it had finished a big event, stretched out The petals stand proudly facing the sun.

The sunflower is lazily basking in the sun, and the petals and leaves start to shake when it is basking in the sun. It turned its head carefully and said softly: "Ah, you can see me!"

Shi Feng said, "I'm not blind."

Shi Feng took a petal of the sunflower, and ruthlessly lifted the sunflower out of the flowerpot. Sunflower struggled in vain, and covered her big flowerpot and pretended to be dead.

Shi Feng asked, "Who are you?"

Sunflower said: "I won't give in to you." If its voice were not so trembling, maybe this sentence would be a bit tougher.

Shifeng threw the sunflower back into the flowerpot, went to the kitchen to get a glass of water, and watered the sunflower. The sunflower was quite happy at first, but Shifeng kept pouring water, and the flowerpot was almost submerged. It panicked immediately, it didn't want to be drowned!

The sunflower leaves swayed from side to side and asked, "Don't you have any sympathy?"

Shi Feng said firmly, "No."

Sunflower rolled up its petals and murmured: "The persona I received was obviously taciturn, and it didn't even indicate that he was ruthless. I will burn the persona book when I go back!"

Shifeng didn't hear what Sunflower said, and asked, "What did you say?"

Sunflower said: "I didn't say anything?"

Shi Feng asked, "Who are you?"

Sunflower said: "I am an inspirational sunflower with an optimistic and positive attitude towards life."

Shi Feng: "..." He should continue watering the sunflower.

The movement of Shi Feng and Sunflower alarmed Shi Xiaobai who was sleeping on the "Guide to Becoming a God", and Shi Xiaobai passed through the wall to the balcony, yelling "Aww" and wanted to pull Shi Feng back.

Shi Xiaobai said anxiously: "Director, catch Xiaobai quickly!"

Shi Feng held Shi Xiaobai's hand, and Shi Xiaobai hurriedly dragged Shi Feng back, but he was a spirit body with no weight and no strength, so he couldn't drag Shi Feng after dragging for a long time.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, master, stay away from that flower, it will absorb people's yang energy."

Sunflower said: "Don't slander flowers."

Shi Xiaobai said: "I didn't slander you, what I said was the truth!"

Shi Feng said: "Which of you two will tell, what's going on?"

A spirit body and a flower all raised their hands and said in unison: "Me!"

Shi Xiaobai's version: The sunflower monster is a monster that can absorb other people's energy and spirit. When a sunflower takes root in someone's home, the person will be sick and sick, his body will gradually weaken, and even die.Although this kind of monster has no attack power itself, it can kill people invisible.

Sunflower version: Sunflowers are flowers that like the sun and are full of hope. They are very friendly and will go to the selected human’s home to find a sunny corner and place them there to help the family block the dazzling sunlight and keep them cool.

Sunflower said: "Our sunflowers are easy to feed. It is good to have water and sunshine. With me, you don't need to turn on the air conditioner in summer."

Shi Feng said: "You mean, there will be no sunshine in the family with you?"

Sunflower said: "It won't shine indoors, I will absorb the sunlight! Our sunflowers are vibrant flowers that grow towards the sun."

Shi Feng picked up the flower pot containing sunflowers, went out, went downstairs, put the flower pot by the garbage chute, and said, "Goodbye."

sunflower:"……"

The sunflower crawled back to Shifeng's door with a "squeak, squeak, squeak" and the beautiful flowers in full bloom have become broken flowers and willows. Its petals and leaves are dirty, and a lot of dust has been rubbed on it.

Sunflower knocked on the door, and Shifeng opened the door a crack. Seeing that it was Sunflower who was about to close the door, Sunflower hurriedly stuck half of her big flower plate into the crack of the door, and Shifeng couldn't close the door.

Shi Feng said, "I'm not short of money, I like air conditioning."

Sunflower said: "Air conditioning is not environmentally friendly! It is because you humans always use these chemicals that are harmful to the environment that the earth will have a greenhouse effect. In a few decades, the temperature of the earth will rise and the glaciers will melt. Here we come!"

Shi Feng: "..." Is this flower an environmental protection warrior?

Shifeng really doesn't want to grow a pot of flowers that will block the sun. If there is no sun for a long time, the house will be dark and humid, which will cause great damage to people's health. Isn't such a pot of flowers at home just an embarrassment for yourself?

When Shifeng went to move the flower pot again, Sunflower beat Shifeng with two of his leaves, and cursed Shifeng for being cruel and cold-blooded, not a good god of war in the heavens.When the wind was indifferent, he moved the sunflower downstairs again.

The petals of the sunflower curled pitifully, and the big flower disc facing the sun was also hanging on the ground. It asked Shifeng: "How can you take me in?"

Shi Feng said, "I won't take you in."

Sunflower asked: "Why?"

Shi Feng said: "I also like sunshine."

When the sunflower heard that the wind and it had the same hobbies, it became energetic again. Its body swayed with the wind and unconsciously followed the sun. Said: "Oh, you also like the sun? That's great, so we have a common topic, let me tell you, the sun in the morning is the most comfortable, it can also supplement calcium when you are warm. , the sun at noon will be more sun-drenched and accompanied by a lot of ultraviolet rays. It is not recommended for human beings to be exposed to the sun for a long time. The sun at night will be mild again, and it will give people a beautiful feeling full of memories. What time does God of War like? What about the sun? I’m super experienced, and I can share with you the best postures and angles for basking in the sun!”

Shi Feng said: "If I keep you, I won't be able to bask in the sun."

Sunflower: "..." Hey, that seems to be right!

Facing Shifeng's impeccable logic, Sunflower can't find a reason to refute it. Both people and flowers love the sun, so they can understand the pain of not being able to shine in the sun.However, if it can't stay in Shifeng's house, its mission will fail, and mission failure means it will become sunflower oil, so distressed.Sunflower held her big face, faced the sun, and asked silently, Father Sun, do you have any good suggestions?

Father Sun's answer was to hide behind the clouds.

Sunflower's heart is broken, and even the most amiable father-in-law Sun ignores it.

On one side, Sunflower is worrying, and on the other side, Shi Xiaobai is applying eye drops to Shi Feng.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, you must not let that sunflower live in our house. It is not a good thing to hear that it absorbs yang energy!"

Shi Feng said: "Sunshine and Yang Qi are two different things."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Sunshine is the breath of the sun, and the breath of the sun is yang energy! Master, don't be fooled by its appearance. Although its appearance is a sunflower, its heart is a manjusawa flower." Ah! It will lead people to Huangquan Road."

Shi Feng: "..." These are some strange analogies.

In order not to let another cute monster in the family compete with him for favor, Shi Xiaobai spared no effort to speak ill of Sunflower, and almost packaged Sunflower into a piranha that gets excited when it sees blood.Shi Feng listened at first, but when Shi Xiaobai's words became more and more exaggerated, Shi Feng couldn't take it anymore, so he stretched out his hand and covered Shi Xiaobai's mouth.

Shi Xiaobai was immediately overjoyed, this was the first intimate contact between his master's palm and his lips, he pouted idiotically, and gave Shi Feng a "chirp~" in Shi Feng's palm. The black line on his forehead rubbed twice on Shi Xiaobai's overalls, and rubbed his saliva onto Shu Ling's pants.

Shi Xiaobai seemed to have picked up a huge bargain, humming a ditty and dancing ballet, making Shi Feng dizzy.When Shi Feng pulled Shi Xiaobai's straps, Shi Xiaobai obediently sat down next to Shi Feng, and the little bird leaned against Shi Feng in a human shape, and even gave him winking eyes from time to time, but his winking eyes were not Charming, very silly, so funny that Shifeng almost laughed out loud.

Shi Feng pinched Shi Xiaobai's tender face, and went online to the computer, Shi Xiaobai stopped making noise, and dozed off against Shi Feng.

In the afternoon, the good sky suddenly changed its face, with lightning and thunder, and it seemed that it was going to rain heavily.

Shi Xiaobai covered his ears and complained, "This thunder is so loud."

Shi Feng, however, remembered the sunflower he had thrown out of the garbage chute, wouldn't the heavy wind and rain kill this flower?

Shi Feng said, "I'm going to see the sunflowers."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh~ Master, don't worry, it is a monster after all, and it won't be afraid of wind and rain, but if it is struck by lightning one day, it will be considered unlucky."

Shi Feng asked: "What kind of immortality indicator is our system of becoming a god?"

Shi Xiaobai tilted his head and said, "Hmm... specific indicators for the God of War in the Celestial Realm?"

Shi Feng: "..."

Shi Feng stopped talking nonsense with Shi Xiaobai. Before the downpour, Shi Feng went downstairs, but he searched around downstairs, but couldn't find Sunflower. Where did he go?

When Shifeng returned to the side of the garbage chute, there was a round mark on the ground, which should have been left by the bottom of the flower pot, but the sunflowers and flower pots that were originally here were gone.

Shi Feng searched for half an hour but failed, so he gave up searching. The moment he closed the door of the house, the rain began to fall.

Where did that sunflower go?