Becoming a God Guide

21

Shi Feng walked in the corridor of the teaching building, feeling uncomfortable.He glanced to the left, and the people on the left were looking at him; he glanced to the right, and the people on the right were looking at him; he turned around, and the people behind him were looking at him;

People from all directions are looking at him!

Shi Feng is a person who is used to other people's eyes. His appearance is outstanding, his temperament is outstanding, plus the three-time school grass Gao Linghua and other names, many people will look at him more when they have nothing to do.But that kind of look is different from the current look. He feels that he has become a novelty, and everyone who sees it wants to point it out.Shi Feng patted on his waist, and what was photographed was Shi Xiaobai's calf. Could it be that these people have seen Shi Xiaobai leaning on his back?

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, why are they all looking at us?"

Shi Feng said with his spiritual sense: "I don't know."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Oh, Xiaobai, let's investigate the situation!"

Shi Xiaobai said that he was going to investigate the situation, but when Shi Feng had already entered the classroom, Shi Xiaobai still didn't move, he rubbed the back of Shi Feng's neck intoxicatedly, and murmured: "Well, master's back is so broad and sexy , Xiaobai doesn't want to be separated from the master at all."

Shi Feng: "..." The idiot is convinced at this level.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Shi Feng tore Shi Xiaobai off his back and threw it away, so Shi Xiaobai could only be babbling, who made it impossible for him to actively touch Shi Feng.

Shi Xiaobai shed a few tears, and then flew among the other students to serve as a scout for Shi Feng.

Shi Xiaobai flew around and reported to Shi Feng: "Master, these people all watch that forum, the forum where we two were photographed last time."

This refers to the big A forum.

Shi Feng used his mobile phone to log on to the forum, and the "HOT" post on the top of the forum was related to Shi Feng. This title was very entertaining and gossip-"Shi Feng and his illegitimate child".

Shifeng clicked into the post, the poster's ID is "amusement park", and the content is: "I met Shifeng in the amusement park, he took a child and a cat, he was very handsome. Because the boyfriend of the poster and Shifeng After a little friendship, they chatted. My boyfriend asked Shifeng who the child was. When Shifeng didn't answer, my boyfriend joked that this is your illegitimate child. Shifeng's face changed suddenly. , Say no! My God, the host swears that Shi Feng's expression at that time clearly said that this is his son, this is a typical explanation is a cover-up, there must be a story behind the cover-up!"

Under the text is a picture, it is Shifeng holding Luo Fufu's back, against the sunlight, it really has such a warm feeling of family reunion.

Shi Feng's face twitched, this sense of familiarity rushed towards him, the person who posted it was not Qiao Ling, so he wrote his name upside down.

The first floor of this post is strange, and there are various discussions on the floor. Some people are saying that the host is farting, some people are analyzing the relationship between this child and Shifeng, and some people are speculating on who gave birth to Shifeng's child.

[This must be a conspiracy]: The same recipe, familiar taste, the poster of this post must be the same as the one who said Shifeng is a monster last time.

[The male god has a child]: It doesn't matter if the post was posted by the same poster, this child is Shi Feng's illegitimate child.

[The male god is mine]: Stop making trouble, how could Shi Feng be so handsome and have a child so early, I don't believe that a woman can successfully give birth to a child for Shi Feng.

[Everything is possible]: Shifeng is synonymous with the ascetic system. If you want to say that men and women of our age are not disturbed, he is the only one who can hold on. , but since he has a son, this is normal.

[Making nonsense to go to hell]: If that child is really handsome, who is the child's mother?Shi Shuai has never been close to any woman.

[Maybe there is a story]: Maybe it was Shi Shuai's puppy love, which made the girl's belly big, and then the girl passed away while giving birth to the baby, and Shi Shuai became a young single father, raising the child alone.Thinking of this makes me want to cry, Shi Shuai is so cool and manly!

[Brain tonic is a disease, it must be cured]: I think too much upstairs.

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Shi Feng flipped back and found that this post was basically Shi Feng's paternity test post. Various famous detectives haunted the building, speculated from the clues whether Shi Feng and Luo Fufu were father and son, and then the detectives were divided into two factions. One group firmly said "yes" and the other group firmly said "no". The two groups of people discussed and discussed and ended up fighting, while the writers among the detectives gave full play to their imagination and made up a story. This is a story that is either touching or shattering.

Shi Feng's only feeling after chasing this post is that his life is really wonderful.

Shi Xiaobai puffed his cheeks and said: "The master's child is not Luo Fufu, the master is the god of war in the heavens, and Luo Fufu is a bat monster, not as noble as one ten thousandth of the master's blood! Hmph, if you want to say who is the master's child, Xiaobai That's right, Xiaobai was written by the master stroke by stroke, and he devoted a lot of time and emotion! These humans will talk nonsense."

Shi Feng held his forehead with a black line and said, "No, none of you are my son." He is only 21 years old this year, how could he have such a big son? !Besides, it would be too much of a loss for him, a person who has never even been in love, to suddenly have a son or something!

Shi Feng had a very hard time in this class, not only the students were watching him, but even the teacher was watching him.Shi Xiaobai didn't want others to stare at Shi Feng, he wished his master could only watch him, so Shi Xiaobai floated in front of Shi Feng to act as a screen, swaying back and forth, Shi Feng couldn't bear it anymore Slapping Shi Xiaobai away, Shi Xiaobai flew into a bright star.

After finishing this class with great difficulty, Shi Feng turned around and left, Shi Xiaobai also flew back slowly from the sky, closely following Shi Feng.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, master, do you want to clarify this matter? Xiaobai will be able to speak out after he has a real body. Compared with Luo Fufu, I and the master are more like each other. Everyone can tell at a glance that I am the master's child." of."

Shi Feng put his five fingers together and made a posture of hitting someone, Shi Xiaobai retreated with lasagna tears, blah blah, the master is so cruel, but so cruel and stylish!

Shi Feng called Wei Si, and Wei Si answered the phone after it rang for a long time.

Wei Si said timidly, "Hi~ Shishuai."

Shifeng made no sound.

Wei Si broke into a cold sweat and said: "Shi Shuai, don't be angry! I swear, I didn't post that post, and I didn't expect Qiao Ling to post such a post. Hey, you also understand, women, all With a heart of gossip, I have asked her to apply for deletion."

Shi Feng asked, "Why does Qiao Ling want to be your girlfriend?"

Weiss said, "I'm very attractive."

Shi Feng said, "Tell the truth."

Wei Si made a bitter face and said, "To be honest, I don't know. Just a few days ago, Qiao Ling contacted me and said she agreed to be my girlfriend. I was just happy at that time, and didn't ask her why. Later I just thought about it, don't we have a good relationship, Qiao Ling likes you again, maybe she wants to get close to you through me, and treat me as a spare tire. But who am I, am I the kind of person who will shrink back? I believe that after getting along with me, Qiao Ling will be attracted by me and really like me." He said all this, and then apologized to Shi Feng, "Shi Shuai, it's Qiao Ling's fault this time, I I made an apology for her, and I will treat you to a meal one day, so let's expose this matter."

Shi Feng said, "You'd better keep a close eye on Qiao Ling."

Wei Si agreed immediately, and said, "That's necessary. She's my girlfriend. I don't care who she cares about." Since Shi Feng relaxed and didn't mean to blame Qiao Ling, Wei Si had Out of leisure, he teased Shi Feng, "Shi Shuai, seriously, who is that kid? A kid from your relative's family?"

Shi Feng said, "It's not my son anyway."

Shi Feng resolutely hung up the phone and stopped chatting with Wei Si. He suddenly remembered one thing, that is, he forgot Luo Fufu in "Guide to Becoming a God" after finishing the copy of "Bubble Bobble"!

When Shi Feng re-entered "Guide to Becoming a God", he only saw General Snake, but not Luo Fufu.

Shi Feng asked General Snake, "Where's Luo Fufu?"

General Snake said, "Eat it."

Shi Feng said, "Then I'll eat you too."

General Snake gave in immediately and said, "I didn't eat or eat, I swear I didn't touch him!"

Shi Feng asked: "What about others?"

General Snake said, "He was terrified of me, so he hid."

Shi Feng closed his eyes and sensed the world of "Guide to Becoming a God" with his spiritual sense. This is the world he created, and he is the master of this world. Every plant and tree in this world is under his control.

Luo Fufu slept upside down in the depths of a cave, folded his wings to wrap himself, like a hanging rice dumpling.

Shi Feng shouted: "Luo Fufu."

Luo Fufu looked around, but he didn't see Shi Feng, so he jumped around in fright, bumping into the stone wall of the cave.

Shi Feng: "..." Is this really a bat and not a ball?

Luo Fufu turned into a human and asked, "Lord God of War, where are you?"

Shi Feng said, "I'm outside."

Luo Fufu said: "Wow, God of War is awesome, he can transmit voices thousands of miles away!"

Shi Feng said, "Well, I'll pick you up."

Luo Fufu scratched his head and said, "Lord God of War, I decided to stay in the "Guide to Becoming a God" for the time being. I found that it is faster to practice in the book than outside. If the stupid snake doesn't bother me, maybe I will be in a few years." I can defeat him!" He clasped his hands together and said with starry eyes: "Hehehe, I will definitely become a great person by then, and my autobiography will be as thick as the Great Wall."

Shi Feng said: "...All right." He didn't think defeating General Snake was such a big deal at all, and the unit of measure for the Great Wall was not thickness, but length!

When Luo Fufu published "Guide to Becoming a God", Shi Xiaobai and General Snake were very happy.

Shi Xiaobai was happy because no one was up to the mark with him, and General Snake was so happy that he thought this was his chance.

General Snake said to Shi Feng: "Lord God of War, look, if Luo Fufu won't go out, why not take me out, I'm much more useful than him."

Shi Feng asked, "Do you want to submit to me?"

The general snake rolled his eyeballs and said, "Be obedient, be obedient, a good bird chooses a tree to live in."

Shi Feng could tell at a glance that General Snake was telling lies, so he said coldly, "Goodbye."

General Snake: "..." How on earth can "Guide to Becoming a God" come out!