Becoming a God Guide

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When Shifeng took Sunflower home, Sunflower was not very happy.

The two leaves of the sunflower are intertwined, imitating the posture of human beings crossing their arms. It said: "Master God of War, you change so fast. You don't want me during the day, but you want me again at night."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Don't say such ambiguous words! The master wants me no matter it's day or night!"

Shi Feng raised his forehead and said, "Don't speak strange sentences."

Shi Xiaobai said: "What Xiaobai said is the truth."

Shi Xiaobai gave Shi Xiaobai a sharp look when the wind flew, Shi Xiaobai didn't dare to say anything.

Without sunlight at night, sunflowers have no energy during the day, and the big flower discs hang down and look sleepy.

Sunflower said: "The lighting conditions in that girl's dormitory are better than those in your home."

Shi Feng said, "I didn't intend to let you live in my house."

Sunflower asked: "Then where do you want me to live?"

Shi Feng pointed to the "Guide to Becoming a God" and said, "Here."

As soon as Shifeng opened the "Guide to Becoming a God", they entered another world.

This is on a slope, and the lighting conditions are exceptionally good. The warm sunshine and gentle wind seem to be able to wash people's hearts.Immediately, the sunflower was full of enthusiasm, jumped out of the flower pot and took root on the hillside, and settled itself in minutes.

The sunflower regained its energy, facing the sun with its head held high, and its two leaves swaying in the wind.

Shifeng asked Sunflower, "What's your name?"

Sunflower said: "Sunflower seeds."

Shi Feng: "..." This name is too perfunctory, doesn't the person who named you really want to eat you!He asked again, "Then what is your gender?"

Sunflower said: "I am a flower."

Shi Feng asked, "What gender are you becoming?"

Sunflower thought for a while and said, "I don't know, I haven't become an extraordinary person."

Shi Feng: "...So you can't even become a human?" Sending such a weak monster out, could it be that the demon god has a brain hole?

Sunflower said: "I am still very young, I will become a human in a few years! I will definitely be a young and invincible beautiful girl."

Shi Feng said: "Hehe."

As soon as Shifeng enters "Guide to Becoming a God", Luo Fufu and Sheda will be notified, and the two monsters will rush this way as a matter of course.

Luo Fufu flew around the time wind, landed and turned into a human, and said dog-leggedly: "Lord God of War, you have become stronger again."

General Snake said: "A sycophant has no future."

Luo Fufu said: "If you don't submit to the God of War, you will have no future!"

Although Shi Xiaobai didn't deal with Luo Fufu, he agreed with Luo Fufu's point of view very much, pretending to stroke his beard and nodded, saying: "Senseless resistance is useless."

General Snake said: "My heart belongs to Lord Demon God!"

Shi Feng said, "Let's eat barbecue snake heart today."

General Snake hurriedly stepped back and said, "Hey, hey! There is no such dish at all!"

General Snake didn't pay attention when he stepped back, and almost stepped on the sunflower seeds. Fortunately, Shifeng kicked General Snake away, which saved the sunflower seeds.

Sunflower Seed said: "Thank you! Since you saved me, I will allow you to rely on me to absorb the sunshine together."

Shi Xiaobai said: "What's the matter with you being so loud? This is the master's world. Don't be too pushy. Be careful. I'll cover you with a bucket so that you won't be exposed to the sun for the rest of your life."

Sunflower Seed said, "You can't do this to me!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hmph, I am the book spirit of "Guide to Becoming a God". In this world, I am the biggest besides the master. Now that you are in the book, then I can do whatever I want to you? Wait for you When you grow sunflower seeds, I will eat you."

Luo Fufu cut in and said, "Hey, don't be so rude! Why do you eat sunflowers when they are so beautiful? If you want to eat them, eat them!"

The innocent general snake said: "Why do you have to eat me? Stir-fried bats are also very good."

Shi Xiaobai said: "If you are disobedient, it will be my master's and my dinner!"

Shi Feng listened to these four dogs arguing with each other about which method to eat and who to eat, tired of feeling tired

The world will not be better.

Now that they have all entered the "Guide to Becoming a God", Shi Feng will pass a copy by the way.

This time the copy is Contra.

Shi Feng holds a gun and wants to pass three checkpoints.

The first level: Jungle battle, close the bottom boss Snake General.

The second level: the tunnel station, close the bottom boss Luo Fufu.

The third level: Snow station, Xiaobai when closing the bottom boss.

The remaining sunflower is a little sun that will make a guest appearance in each level to provide energy.

Shi Xiaobai pursed his lips and said, "I don't want to be a boss, I don't want to confront my master with swords, blah blah."

General Snake said: "Why am I the boss of my first level? I'm much stronger than Luo Fufu."

Luo Fufu said: "I have become stronger, you stinky snake can only be made into snake soup."

Sunflower Seed said: "Hey, I want to bask in the sun, I don't want to move, I don't want to participate."

Shi Feng said, "Shut up and go to your respective posts."

Everyone said in unison: "Yes!"

Everyone in place, the copy will begin.

There are many traps in jungle warfare, if you don’t pay attention, you will fall into the pit, and if you fall into the pit, you will die immediately. Behind the dense trees, there are enemies hidden. These enemies are very poisonous snakes, and they will make surprise attacks. Sudden death if bitten.Speaking of which, the Contra in the original game is not in this mode at all, and the so-called Contra in the "Guide to Becoming a God" is just a copycat version.

When Shi Feng stepped on the ground, half of his body sank into the pit. He used his gun to prop himself up on the ground, jumped up and got out of the pit, but as soon as he got out of the pit, he was surrounded by a shiny red snake. When it reached his hand, he opened his mouth wide to bite Shifeng. Shifeng pinched the snake seven inches and killed the snake. The red snake turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.

Shi Feng arrived at the end of the pass without any risk, and faced the snake general.

General Snake has been upgraded, he is not only a snake, he has a fortress, which wraps him tightly, only revealing a snake head.There were four machine guns in the fortress, chasing after Shifeng and firing. General Snake opened his mouth, and a ball of light formed in his mouth, hitting Shifeng.The ball of light is so powerful that it can blast the ground into a hole. Even if it is swept by the light debris blasted by the ball of light, it will reduce blood by 5.00%.

Shi Feng nimbly dodged bullets and light balls, and counterattacked. He raised his gun and shot General Snake's head with precision. After hitting General Snake [-] times in a row, he finally broke through the fortress' defense against the sky. Headshot the snake general and passed the first level.

The customs clearance music sounded, and sunflower seeds made their debut.The sunflower seeds shake the petals and leaves, and shake out two little suns. The little suns automatically fly towards Shifeng, covering him, and Shifeng's blood volume returns to full.

Shi Feng had the illusion that he was playing Plants vs. Zombies.

The environment of the tunnel battle is really not good, the surroundings are pitch black, and you can't see your fingers.This tunnel is very unstable. Stones are always falling down from the top. The stones are big and small. If you are hit by a big stone, you will be killed on the spot, and if you are hit by a small stone, you will lose a certain amount of blood.There was one big stone in about ten or so steps, but the small stones seemed to be raining continuously. Every time Shi Feng took a step, his blood volume would be lost to a certain extent. After all, there was no way to avoid all the densely packed small stones.When outside the stone, the wind has to beware of bat swarms. The bat swarms are elusive, blending into the blackness of the tunnel, and they cannot be seen at all. The only way to judge whether there are bat swarms is approaching by the sense of airflow.Shifeng had to shoot all the bats to death with a gun, and if he let go of one, he would lose the game.

The wind passed very hard at the tunnel station, and when he reached the bottom of the pass, he was basically in a state of residual blood.

Luo Fufu was equipped with mechanical wings, which were at least two meters wide, and under the wings were all gun barrels. Luo Fufu fired while flying, and the bullets poured down, so that the wind had nowhere to hide.

Shifeng made himself a defensive cover to reduce the loss of blood, and then locked on to Luo Fufu who was flying around in the air, and used the tracking bullets.The tracking bullets were very fast, and they would not let go when they clench their target. Luo Fufu was chased so loudly that he was caught up by more than a dozen tracking bullets in succession, and he died gloriously.

When the wind clears the second level.

The sunflower seeds came as expected. They grew at the end of the tunnel, dutifully providing the little sun in the dark space. Shifeng lifted his foot to the sunflower seeds, but he took a step forward when the tunnel collapsed and buried Shifeng. up.

——GAME OVER!

Shi Feng: "..." This is too cheating!

Shi Xiaobai floated cross-legged in mid-air, and said, "I'm glad the master didn't clear the level. I don't want to fight with the master."

Shi Feng said, "Sooner or later, I will clear the level."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, Xiaobai needs to strengthen his psychological construction, otherwise I will definitely kneel down when the master reaches the third level, and then I will not be able to help the master improve his strength."

Shi Feng said, "Good boy."

Contra has a five-hour cooldown, and if this point is pushed back five hours, it will be midnight, and Shi Feng can't wait until then.Shi Feng was about to go to bed, and as soon as he went to bed, his cell phone rang, and it was a text message.

The text message came from an unfamiliar number, "Shifeng, people and ghosts have different paths, you have no future with a ghost! If you don't break up with that ghost, I will expose you!"

Shi Feng could guess with his toes that the person who sent the text message was Qiao Ling. Qiao Ling saw Shi Xiaobai when she was under the illusion of General Snake, but after the illusion of General Snake was lifted, she left behind a "strong jealousy" "This side effect.Qiao Ling probably thought that Shi Feng and Shi Xiaobai were a couple, that's why she followed Shi Feng and took photos of his supernatural powers and posted a post on the forum to blackmail him. .Shi Feng and Luo Fufu's post went viral after a few days, and everyone was trying to make fun of it. There were not many who really believed that Luo Fufu was Shi Feng's illegitimate child.

Shi Feng turned off the phone, thinking what trouble Qiao Ling would cause him?