Becoming a God Guide

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Shi Feng stared blankly at Shi Xiaobai who was sleeping soundly next to him, he could remember his doting and love for Shi Xiaobai in his dream, as well as the kind of family affection that depended on each other.This made Shi Feng puzzled, since Shi Xiaobai was so important to him, why did he abandon Shi Xiaobai and enter reincarnation?Is it just to experience the joys and sorrows of human beings?

Shi Feng couldn't figure it out, so he didn't think about it anymore, he would always know what he should know.

Shi Feng didn't wake up Shi Xiaobai, but went to the living room to look at Luo Fufu first, but there was no sign of Luo Fufu on the sofa, he wondered, where did this person go?Shi Feng pulled out the remote control stuck in the gap of the sofa, and put it on the coffee table. Through the shadow reflected by the coffee table, he finally found Luo Fufu—Luo Fufu was hanging on the chandelier in the shape of a bat and fell asleep!

Shi Feng thought in a dark line, isn't it said that one can practice only by sleeping in a human form?

Shifeng grabbed Luo Fufu and tore the bat off the chandelier. Luo Fufu was startled, and he spread his wings and flew all over the room, but he was dizzy and couldn't find his way. On the closet, I bumped into a star and fell to the ground again, turning into a human, with a red mark on my forehead.

Luo Fufu wiped Meng Meng's saliva, and said to Shi Feng, "Morning God of War."

Shi Feng said, "Well, it's early."

Luo Fufu said: "Oh, I turned into a bat to sleep again. I can't help it when I fall asleep. It's the most comfortable to sleep in my original form. Hehe, Lord God of War, I can apply to use this chandelier as my nest... umm , a bed? This chandelier is amazing!"

Shi Feng said: "... yes." This bat really saves space.

Shi Feng woke up Luo Fufu and went back to call Shi Xiaobai. Shi Xiaobai sat cross-legged in the middle of the bed with his cheeks puffed up and his arms folded, exuding an unhappy atmosphere from the inside out.

Shi Feng casually changed Shi Xiaobai's clothes and asked, "What's wrong?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "..."

Shi Feng said, "What did you say?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "..."

Shi Feng said, "Oh, you can't talk."

Shi Feng gave Shi Xiaobai the silence technique at night before it expired, so Shi Xiaobai couldn't speak, and could only mouth gibberish dryly, but unfortunately Shi Feng couldn't understand spoken language.

Shi Feng watched Shi Xiaobai dancing and gesticulating with amusement, conveying his thoughts, walked over and tapped Shi Xiaobai's neck, and the silence technique was released.

Shi Xiaobai tried to say "ah" twice, and after confirming that he had a voice, he said, "Master is biased, you should go to see Luo Fufu before you come to see me!"

Shi Feng was already aware of Shi Xiaobai's little temper, and he said, "I want you to sleep a little longer."

With Shi Feng's words, Shi Xiaobai's unhappiness flew away, and he immediately beamed with joy. He thought happily, Master loves me so much.

Luo Fufu clamored to go to the street, saying that he was going to explore the world, Shifeng had nothing to do, so he agreed, he would not let Luo Fufu run around alone.Shi Xiaobai, this little follower, naturally goes wherever Shi Feng goes, so he turned into a little milk cat, squatting on Shi Feng's shoulder, acting as a mascot.

One person, one book spirit and one monster went out together.

Shifeng has his own car, but he rarely drives it. His apartment is close to the university, so he usually doesn't need a car.But if you want to go out with two little guys, it's much more convenient to drive.

Shi Feng unlocked the car, opened the door and was about to get into the driver's seat, when he saw that Luo Fufu had already occupied the driver's seat. He was holding the steering wheel and trying to step on the accelerator, but his short arms and legs couldn't be bothered. get.Shi Xiaobai "meow~" in the cat shape jumped onto Luo Fufu's head, and scratched Luo Fufu with two paws.

Shi Feng shook his head, grabbed Luo Fufu's collar and threw him on the back seat, Shi Xiaobai immediately jumped into the passenger seat and sat upright, Shi Feng picked up Shi Xiaobai's back of the neck, He too was thrown in the backseat.

Shi Feng said: "Sit down obediently for me and don't move around."

Luo Fufu said: "Okay, Lord God of War!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow~"

Shi Xiaobai and Luo Fufu agreed well, but when the car moved, the two of them moved too.

Luo Fufu opened the car window, and the influx of wind blew his hair into a chicken coop. He giggled and wanted to poke his head out of the window, but Shi Feng said, "If you dare to poke any part of your body out, get out of here." Go back to "Guide to Becoming a God."

Luo Fufu didn't dare to be disobedient, so he pouted and played with his fingers.

Luo Fufu was devastated, and Shi Xiaobai was relieved.He squinted his eyes slightly, stepped on Luo Fufu's head complacently, licked his paws to wash his face, Luo Fufu went to catch Shi Xiaobai, Shi Xiaobai jumped under the seat, Luo Fufu also followed the car, went under the seat to catch Shi Xiaobai.The two of them made a fuss in the back seat, and Shi Feng was rewarded with a chestnut each.

After all, Luo Fufu's human form is not as small and flexible as Shi Xiaobai's cat form, so he turned back into a bat to pounce on Shi Xiaobai, but cats are not afraid of bats, but like to catch flying things.So the situation of the two of them changed, and Shi Xiaobai went to catch Luo Fufu.

Luo Fufu miscalculated and wanted to transform back into a human, but he was forced to the bottom of the driver's seat by Shi Xiaobai, how could he transform into such a small space.

Luo Fufu asked Shi Feng for help with a "squeak" sound, but Shi Feng turned a deaf ear to it, and Shi Xiaobai stepped on Luo Fufu's wing arrogantly, grinning like a cat, clearly demonstrating to Luo Fufu , Uh huh, of course the master dotes on me, so he won't pay attention to you, a monster!

The two little things were making noise in the back, but when the wind suddenly stopped, a cat and a bat crashed into the back of the chair, stupidly.

Shi Xiaobai hugged his head and wailed "meow", while Luo Fufu flew around in the car and hung on the rearview mirror.

Shi Feng parked the car, put the cat on his body, turned the bat into a human, and then led them out of the parking lot.

Luo Fufu asked, "Where are we going?"

Shi Feng said, "Didn't you say you wanted to go to the amusement park?"

Luo Fufu said: "Oh! Did you really take me there? When I was in the Demon Realm, I heard people say that the amusement park in the human world is very fun, and many little monsters want to go there. Hahaha, I was actually the first to go to the amusement park What about monsters! When I return to the Demon Realm, many people will envy me, Lord God of War, you are too great!"

In order to express his gratitude, Luo Fufu hugged Shifeng's thigh - he was too short, and he could only hug his thigh.

When Shi Xiaobai quit, he hasn't hugged his master's thigh yet, how can he let others hug him?Shi Xiaobai used the jackhammer and sat down on Luo Fufu's upturned little face, causing Luo Fufu to "squat" and fall down.

Shi Feng: "..." Can't these two live in peace for a while?

It was the weekend, and there were so many people in the amusement park, most of them were parents who brought their children. There was only one young handsome guy like Shi Feng who brought a child and a cat to the amusement park.

Shi Feng is handsome, Luo Fufu is also quite cute, and the little white milk cat is so cute that he looks like he has traveled from Two-dimensional. This pairing quickly attracted the attention of others, and many people secretly look at them.

A little girl boldly came over, she tugged at the corner of Shi Feng's clothes, and said, "Big brother, hello."

Shi Feng said, "Hello."

The little girl said, "Can I pet your cat?"

Shi Feng said: "You have to ask him."

Shi Feng squatted down so that Shi Xiaobai and the little girl were at the same height. The little girl stretched out his hand timidly, and pressed Shi Xiaobai's head. She immediately laughed, and after touching it, she said "Thank you big brother" and ran back to his parents.

Shi Feng scratched Shi Xiaobai's chin, and Shi Xiaobai was so comfortable that his ears were attached to the back of his head, "Didn't you say that men and women are different so that girls can't touch you?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow~" Gender does not exist for children as big as Douding!

When we arrived at the amusement park, we naturally wanted to play the rides. Shifeng didn't want to go, but Luo Fufu looked too young, he was at an age where he needed to be accompanied by an adult to play. Shifeng had no choice but to bite the bullet and go.As for Shi Xiaobai, as a cat, he is not qualified to play, but he didn't want his master to be alone with monsters, so he got into Shi Feng's trouser pocket, showing half of his head, pretending that he was a furry cat doll.

Luo Fufu wanted to play a lot of things, roller coaster, jumping machine, pirate ship...all exciting things, Shi Feng asked speechlessly: "Can't you play something gentle? Bumper cars and the like."

Luo Fufu said: "I will be a person who will do great things in the future, how can I play with those childish things!"

Shi Feng: "..." Where is the contradiction between the two?

Luo Fufu insisted, Shi Feng didn't argue with him, and played with him all the way, but after playing for a while, Shi Feng was fine, Luo Fufu was about to faint, and Shi Xiaobai, who was hiding in Shi Feng's trouser pocket, became Lost a spirit body and kept crying.

Shi Xiaobai was really unlucky. When he was riding the roller coaster, he was frightened by the big circle. He subconsciously covered his eyes, but he forgot to grab Shi Feng's pants, and flew out of his trouser pocket when the strong wind blew up!Shi Feng was also terrified at that moment, and almost pushed open the safety rail and jumped out to save Shi Xiaobai, but luckily he saw Shi Xiaobai's spirit body floating in the air as soon as he turned his head, so he was relieved Back to the original place.

Shi Feng has always been a calm person, and it's a skill to scare him out of proportion.

After getting off the roller coaster, Shi Xiaobai's tears couldn't be stopped—although those tears were conjured by Shi Xiaobai for the sake of his image and didn't really exist, but the appearance looked miserable enough.Shifeng couldn't comfort people in the street, so he had to turn left and right to find a place with few people.

Shi Feng held the crumbling Luo Fufu with his left hand, and wiped Shi Xiaobai's tears with his right hand, even though he couldn't touch anything, he said, "Hey, don't cry, isn't it all right?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, it's so scary, Xiaobai is about to die!"

Shi Feng said: "You can't die." How can you die if you are a spirit body.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Wow~ Xiaobai will never come to the amusement park again."

Shi Feng said, "Well, I won't come."

Shi Xiaobai pointed at Luo Fufu and said, "It's all your fault, it wasn't because you wanted to come to the amusement park that I wouldn't be in such a miserable situation."

Luo Fufu just wanted to defend himself, but when he opened his mouth, he vomited on the floor with a "vomit~", and all the vomit splashed on Shi Feng's trouser legs.

Shi Feng: "..." I feel tired.