Becoming a God Guide

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Shi Feng threw a cat and a bat onto the sofa. The white cat meowed and jumped nimbly, onto the cushion, and turned back into a spirit body; the bat bounced like a rubber ball. After two clicks, it turned into a child.

Luo Fufu raised his butt in novelty and sat down heavily on the sofa, saying: "Wow, this is a sofa, so soft."

Shi Xiaobai whispered into Shi Feng's ear, saying, "Master, Xiaobai has never sat on a sofa in human form."

Shi Feng said: "I'll buy you a sofa better than this one as your exclusive seat."

Shi Xiaobai smiled so much that he rolled his eyes and said, "Master, you are so kind."

Luo Fufu had never been to the human world before, and Fengfeng was the first time he had been out of the demon world when he was lured by the snake general to attack him. Because he had a mission, he was ambitious. He said to himself that a man's fun is After his career, he came to steal the "Guide to Becoming a God" without any distraction, but in the end, he couldn't make money by stealing chickens, and locked himself in the "Guide to Becoming a God".Therefore, Luo Fufu had never played in the human world, which made him curious about everything.

Luo Fufu is like an ADHD child who can't sit still at all. He runs around in Shifeng's house, touches this, touches that, and frightens him into a bat when he presses the remote control to turn on the TV. He hung upside down on the chandelier, and he turned back into a human after confirming that the people on the TV would not run out or attack him.

Shi Feng said: "You don't know these things?" Judging from the words and deeds of Luo Fufu and General Snake, Shi Feng thought that the demon world also lived in modern society.

Luo Fufu said: "I've heard of it, but I haven't actually seen it."

The human world is changing with each passing day, technology is prosperous, and the demon world is not standing still, but the demons and ghosts in the demon world still prefer to hide in their caves to practice, or go to the streets to fight in groups, so the technological development of the demon world is very slow.

The demon world and the human world are connected by passages. Some people from the demon race can get items from the human world and then sell them to the demon world, but the price will be several times higher. Things in the world, poor kids like Luo Fufu can't even see them.This is roughly like in the early 90s, when a neighbor bought a big color TV, the children from other houses swarmed to peek outside the balcony of that family.

Shi Feng was worried that Luo Fufu would be too noisy, but when Luo Fufu understood the operation of the TV, Shi Feng found that his worry was unnecessary.Luo Fufu is a typical kid who is addicted to TV. He uses the remote control to switch the screens back and forth. When "Guide to Becoming a God" was published, the hyperactivity disorder was cured.

Shi Xiaobai complained to Shi Feng in a low voice, saying: "Master, this Luo Fufu is just useless, you see, he doesn't even want to share the master's worries, he just wants to enjoy himself, hum!"

Shi Feng said: "I'll teach you how to play computer when you have a physical body."

Shi Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Will you teach me by hand?"

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Shi Xiaobai was so happy that he turned around, in fact, the computer is not the point, the point is the hands!He imagined himself sitting on Shifeng's lap, Shifeng hugged him from behind, held his hand and taught him to move the mouse and tap the keyboard, and then he was so happy that he melted away.

In the evening, Shi Feng allocated the matter of sleeping.

Shifeng's apartment is a small apartment with one bedroom and one living room. There is only one bedroom and one bed in the house. Before Shi Xiaobai's arrival, Shifeng lived alone, so he didn't think about buying an extra bed.But Shi Xiaobai is a spirit body and doesn't take up space. Even if he sleeps with Shi Feng, Shi Feng can pretend that he doesn't exist, and run over Shi Xiaobai with peace of mind without fear of crushing others.But Luo Fufu is different, Luo Fufu is a monster with a body, and he is still a fragile child. He can't let Luo Fufu sleep on the sofa, making it look like he abused children, but let Luo Fufu sleep with him in the same bed. Bai Neng cried so much that the roof fell off.

Shi Xiaobai chirped and said: "Master belongs to Xiaobai, master can't sleep with others."

Shi Feng said with a headache, "OK, OK, I'll sleep on the sofa, and Luo Fufu will sleep on the bed."

Shi Xiaobai said: "No, this is the master's bed in the master's house, why give it up to Luo Fufu. The bed has the master's breath, so I don't want others to share the master with me."

Shi Feng: "..." Are you sure you're not talking about a piece of cake?

Shi Xiaobai said: "Luo Fufu is a bat, he can sleep by hanging upside down anywhere."

Luo Fufu said: "Monsters need to sleep in human form to increase their magic power."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Nonsense, I've never heard of such a saying. Hmph, are you trying to sleep with the master, I tell you, don't even think about it, the master belongs to me alone!"

Luo Fufu said, "I'm also Lord God of War's younger brother."

Shi Feng said: "Shut up."

Shi Xiaobai and Luo Fufu both obediently shut up.

Shi Feng planned to give up the bed to Luo Fufu, but Luo Fufu refused without thinking, and offered that he should sleep on the sofa, because he could only watch TV when he slept on the sofa.

Shi Feng said: "Watching too much TV will make you short-sighted."

Luo Fufu said: "Our bats are born with myopia!"

It was only then that Shi Feng remembered that bats are mainly located by ultrasonic waves, and their eyesight is not good. He said, "Then you should sleep during the day and be active at night?"

Luo Fufu said: "That's right, so I can watch TV all night!"

Shi Feng said: "...Don't even think about it." He gently twisted Luo Fufu's pointed ears, and said, "Good children have to go to bed early, and they must go to bed before eleven o'clock, otherwise I will throw you back "Guide to Becoming a God."

Luo Fufu said: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow(a

Shi Feng said: "If you want to be natural, go back..."

Luo Fufu didn't wait for Shi Feng to finish, and immediately said: "I'm a good boy, and I will obey Lord God of War in everything!"

Shi Feng: "..." This ability to see the wind and turn the rudder is not bad.

After solving Luo Fufu's sleeping problem, Shi Feng went to take a shower, and when he returned to the bedroom after taking a shower, he saw Shi Xiaobai floating above the bed with puffed cheeks.

Shi Feng hastily dried his hair, then half-lyed on the bed, holding the laptop and flipping through the materials, Shi Xiaobai hummed heavily twice, Shi Feng didn't even lift his head.

Shi Xiaobai overwhelmed Shi Feng's computer and prevented Shi Feng from looking at the screen. Shi Feng asked helplessly, "What's wrong?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, do you like Luo Fufu more than me?"

Shi Feng said: "...No."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, you hesitated for a second before answering!" He squeezed out two tears, and said, "Hey, do you really like younger children?"

Shi Feng said, "No, not at all."

Shi Xiaobai said: "When Xiaobai was young, the master liked Xiaobai very much, but when Xiaobai grew up, the master didn't like Xiaobai so much. He stopped hugging and kissing Xiaobai anymore. The master just likes children more, ying ying ying!"

Shi Feng: "..." Don't call me a pedophile!I swear to God I'm not that interested!

Shi Xiaobai was convinced that Shi Feng favored children, and cried heartbroken, as if Shi Feng had already abandoned him.Shi Feng was irritated by Shi Xiaobai's crying, and lightly reprimanded: "Shut up!" His "shut up" inadvertently brought supernatural power, this is not just an order, it has become a mandatory Yan Ling, Shi Xiaobai couldn't speak immediately, he couldn't even cry.

Shi Xiaobai wrinkled his small face into a bun, and gesticulated towards Shi Feng, Shi Feng simply couldn't see it, turned off the desk lamp, closed his eyes and went to sleep, leaving Shi Xiaobai alone in the dark Somersault.Shi Xiaobai complained for a long time but couldn't get Shi Feng's response. Knowing that his master wanted to silence him for one night, he stopped making trouble, curled up beside Shi Feng's pillow and followed suit to sleep.

Every time Shifeng passes through the copy of "Guide to Becoming a God", he will have a dream. The length and number of days of the dream are determined by how many memories he has obtained from this copy.

The dungeon of "Rescue the Princess" contains a lot of divine power and memory, and Shi Feng's dream is extraordinarily long.

It was not long after Shi Feng created Shi Xiaobai. At that time, Shi Xiaobai was only the size of a one-year-old child. He couldn't speak, and could only bite his fingers and drool.

Shi Feng picked up Shi Xiaobai, and Shi Xiaobai went to grab Shi Feng's hair. At that time, Shi Feng's hair was very long, so Shi Xiaobai grabbed a strand and used it to tie a knot. After untying five knots, he used the hair to wipe his drool.

Shi Feng hated it very much, and slapped Shi Xiaobai's hand to save his hair, and then Shi Xiaobai cried, but he didn't cry out, he just looked at you with a pair of big black and white eyes, pattering She shed tears, as pitiful as that little appearance could be.After all, Shi Feng's heart is not hard enough, so he can only stuff his hair to Shi Xiaobai again, and Shi Xiaobai giggles.

Shi Feng thought, it turns out that Shi Xiaobai's ability to laugh and cry when he says he wants to cry is an innate skill born in his mother's womb.

Shi Feng and Shi Xiaobai's life is very peaceful, and there are only two of them in this huge heaven, so it's hard not to be peaceful.

Shi Xiaobai grows very slowly. After five years, he is still a little bean diced, his flesh is like a meat dumpling, not much different from when he was one year old. The only improvement is that he can talk.

Shi Xiaobai didn't know who he learned from, so his babbling became a chatterbox. He talked a lot, and he would pop out a sentence from time to time, and he often didn't match his words. It is the word "Master", which is basically his mantra.

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, give me a hug."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, kiss."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, eat candy."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, it looks good."

Shi Xiaobai said...

Shi Xiaobai said a lot, all of which were irrelevant, but given his age and IQ, he couldn't say anything important.Shi Feng sometimes annoys Shi Xiaobai, thinking that this little guy talks too much and disturbs his purity, however, most of the time Shi Feng likes Shi Xiaobai, with this talkative little boy, he The days in the heavens will not be too boring.After all, they were the only living creatures in each other's lives.