Becoming a God Guide

16

When the post "Shifeng's real identity is a monster" turned to the sixth page, the host who left with one blow came back.

[The landlord discovered the truth]: Are these women nympho Shifeng nympho and brain-dead?The cat obviously disappeared in place. I saw this with my own eyes. It didn't get into Shifeng's pocket or Shifeng's backpack. It just disappeared and reappeared!Shifeng must be a monster.

[I've seen that white cat before]: Landlord, your malice is about to overflow through the screen.You said you saw it when you saw it?We didn't see it, but what you posted was a photo and not a video, so it can't prove that you said it disappeared in place.

[The police uncle is this person]: The host, the rumor spreader forwarded five hundred is to drink tea. Speaking of which, we have several five hundred replies.

[There must be a story in it]: I think the host is chasing Shishuai but not enough to hate him because of love. Speaking of which, the one who chased Shishuai the most recently is that Huaqiao from the English department, right?

[It seems to have discovered something]: Ha, the real truth is upstairs, right?

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[There must be a story in it]: Maybe I really got the truth, I turned two pages, and the host never appeared again.

[I have seen that white cat] said: Go to the administrator to apply for a lock.

A few minutes later, the post "Shifeng's real identity is a monster" was locked by the administrator, and he could no longer reply.

Shi Feng closed the webpage and tapped rhythmically on the desktop. Who is following him?Who is the person who secretly filmed him?Who is it that spares no effort to make him a monster?He thought of the call from Qiao Ling he had received a few hours ago, and the answer was ready to come.

Shi Xiaobai asked: "Master, what are you thinking?"

Shi Feng said, "Women."

Shi Xiaobai puffed up his cheeks and said, "Master, why do you want women? Human women are not worthy of master."

Shi Feng: "..." No, I didn't think about that.

Shi Feng didn't know Qiao Ling well. Before Qiao Ling took the initiative to get acquainted with him, he had never even heard of Qiao Ling's name.In his opinion, Qiao Ling's pursuit of him is inexplicable. Although many people will like him because of his appearance, there are not many stalkers like Qiao Ling. There is no one who framed him.Why did Qiao Ling do such extreme things?

Shi Feng recalled the things related to Qiao Ling after getting acquainted, and suddenly thought of General Snake. General Snake also used Qiao Ling when he used Shi Mingkai from B University. What is the role.Shi Mingkai approached Shi Feng as the host of General Snake, and pulled Shi Feng into the illusion he created. What about Qiao Ling?Qiao Ling seemed to be using it to deal with Shi Xiaobai. He remembered that when he came out of the illusion, he saw Qiao Ling making a punching gesture next to Shi Xiaobai.However, even if Qiao Ling could see Shi Xiaobai under the effect of the snake general's illusion, what could she do?She couldn't hit Shi Xiaobai, even Shi Feng couldn't touch Shi Xiaobai!

Shi Feng said: "Xiaobai, let's enter the copy."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, has the master digested all the divine power in [Rescue the Princess]? But it hasn't been 24 hours yet, even if we go in the book, there is no copy."

Shi Feng said: "Don't go to the dungeon, go to General Snake."

Shi Xiaobai asked, "Why do you want him? He's not handsome."

Shi Feng: "..." Whether you can find him or not has nothing to do with whether he is handsome or not!

When Shi Feng and Shi Xiaobai entered the "Guide to Becoming a God", what caught the eye was General Snake and Luo Fufu fighting.

As a reward for the task of accompanying Shi Feng, the two monsters were not imprisoned. They were in an open grassland. The snake general turned back into a snake, and Luo Fufu turned back into a bat, so there was a snake behind. In pursuit, there is a scene where a bat hugs a rat in front of it.

Luo Fufu tried his best to flap his wings so that he could fly high, while the snake general jumped up to bite Luo Fufu every few meters, almost eating Luo Fufu in his mouth several times.Luo Fufu was about to pee in fright, his strength was far inferior to General Snake, and in a few minutes he might be on the plate of General Snake!Just when Luo Fufu was in despair, Shi Feng came, which was definitely a great savior for Luo Fufu.

Luo Fufu adjusted his direction, headed towards Shifeng, and turned into a human form halfway, like a small human cannonball plunged into Shifeng's arms. Fortunately, Shifeng quickly hugged the person, otherwise Luo Fufu would have smashed himself into a bat Meat puree.

Shi Xiaobai's face darkened, and he said angrily: "Luo Fufu, you are so scheming, how could you throw yourself into your arms and hug your master!"

Luo Fufu said: "I am asking for help!"

Shi Xiaobai said, "Say SOS for help."

Luo Fufu said: "SOS."

Shi Xiaobai stomped his feet angrily, trying to grab Shi Feng's arm, but it wasn't that he couldn't catch Shi Feng in the limited copy, which made him crouch in the corner and draw circles in depression.

Shi Feng put down Luo Fufu, snapped his fingers, and General Snake was frozen in place, unable to move.

Shi Feng said, "Tell me, what happened."

Luo Fufu said: "Report to God of War, General Snake will kill people to silence him."

Shi Xiaobai interjected, "You're not human."

Luo Fufu said: "Oh, don't care about those details, anyway, the snake general is going to kill me." He burst out two big teardrops, grabbed Shi Feng's clothes, and said, "Lord God of War, I am yours!" Little brother, you have to protect me."

Shi Feng Fu forehead said: "Be more specific."

The reason why General Snake chased and killed Luo Fufu was because Luo Fufu took refuge in Shifeng.

General Snake claims to be a loyal snake. Although he has never met the Demon God, his loyalty to the Demon God is unquestionable. Therefore, after learning that Luo Fufu betrayed the Demon God and became a subordinate of the Heavenly War God, he will eliminate Luo Fufu. This traitor is gone.

Shi Feng said: "General Snake, have you forgotten that you revealed the information about the Demon World to me?"

General Snake said: "I disclosed all irrelevant information for the sake of self-protection, Lord Demon God will not blame me."

Shi Feng said: "Oh, since you are so loyal to the demon god, there is no use for me to keep you. Wash your snake gall and think it can be eaten. Let's cook it braised in soy sauce."

General Snake said: "...Why does the god of war in the heavenly world love snakes so much?!"

Shi Feng said: "I don't like to eat snakes, but if you kill you, the corpse will not be easy to dispose of. It's better to eat it to save trouble."

General Snake: "..." Is this really what the God of War said?Your role positioning is very problematic!

Shi Feng didn't come to General Snake to discuss one hundred ways to eat snakes, he wanted to ask General Snake about Qiao Ling.

General Snake hesitated and said: "Well... I actually didn't do anything to her, isn't it just an illusion, and it was canceled when you defeated me."

Shi Feng asked Shi Xiaobai, "Xiaobai, do you eat dried snake meat? After drying, it can be preserved until the day you have a real body."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Eat, eat, eat, Xiaobai will eat whatever the master cooks. Oh, Xiaobai has never eaten snake meat, I heard it is delicious."

Shi Feng said, "Well, I'll let you eat as much as you want."

General Snake trembled into a rope swaying in the wind. He coiled himself up and said, "Okay, okay, let me tell you the truth, I really didn't do anything to Qiao Ling, but...well, I was Snake, it’s a snake from the devil world, it’s more or less self-carrying dark emotions, I didn’t put too much emphasis on Qiao Ling’s illusion, but she saw Shi Xiaobai through my illusion, which aroused her jealousy After the illusion was resolved, she lost her memory of Shi Xiaobai, but her jealousy remained. To use your human idioms, Qiao Ling hated you because of love."

Shi Feng asked: "Then how to resolve Qiao Ling's jealousy?"

General Snake said: "There is no way to resolve this." When he said this, he saw that Shi Feng's expression was not very good, and he said quickly, "People change with time. Over time, her jealousy will change. My heart slowly calmed down and returned to normal."

Shi Feng asked, "How long will it take?"

General Snake made some calculations and said, "Her symptoms are not too serious, maybe more than a month."

Shi Feng said, "Okay."

Shi Feng figured out the ins and outs, nodded to General Snake, and let him go.

Shi Feng beckoned to Luo Fufu, and Luo Fufu jumped to Shi Feng's side and grabbed his pants, Shi Feng said: "Luo Fufu, I will release you from today, and you can publish "Guide to Becoming a God."

Luo Fufu was overjoyed, and flew up with his pointed ears flapping the little wings on his back. He said loudly, "Master God of War, you are too kind, I will work for you!"

Shi Xiaobai was unhappy, and said to Luo Fufu: "I don't want you to work, thank God if you don't cause trouble to the master."

Luo Fufu said: "I am much more useful than your book spirit, my cuteness skills are MAX, you are not as cute as me!"

Shi Xiaobai said, "Who said that I could turn into a cat? Cats are cuter than bats."

Luo Fufu said, "Then there is a problem with your appreciation level."

At that time, Xiaobai turned into a little white milk cat, and Luo Fufu turned into a little bat. The two animals made various concave shapes on the grass, in order to make themselves more cute than each other.

When Shi Feng had a black line on his forehead, he could already foresee how much chaos the family would have in the future.

Seeing that Luo Fufu was released, General Snake immediately proposed to Shi Feng to enjoy the same treatment.

Shi Feng said firmly, "Don't even think about it."

General Snake wailed, "Why?!"

Shi Feng said, "Because you are food reserves."

General Snake: "..."

Shi Feng no longer paid attention to General Snake, holding a cat in his left hand and a bat in his right, and published "Guide to Becoming a God".

General Snake intends to wrap around Shifeng's legs and pass through the exit together, but the divine power of the "Guide to Becoming a God" has the function of distinguishing, and General Snake who was not approved by Shifeng was bounced tens of meters away by a huge impact force, lying on his stomach It became a dying snake on the ground.

General Snake burst into tears, this unfair world!