Becoming a God Guide

15

Qiao Ling called again. Ever since Qiao Ling was used by General Snake to cheer for the basketball team of school B, she had disappeared for several days and did not bother Shi Feng or Wei Si.

Shifeng's cell phone did not save Qiao Ling's number, so when he answered the phone, he was a little surprised. He thought that Qiao Ling had given up on him.

Qiao Ling said straight to the point: "Shifeng, think about dating me. I'm a flower in the English department. In terms of appearance, I match you. I will never embarrass you."

Shi Feng said, "Not interested."

Qiao Ling said: "You will regret it if you don't associate with me. There are too many boys chasing me. If you miss this village, there will be no shop here."

Shi Feng said, "I don't live in a store."

Qiao Ling said, "You'll regret it!" and she hung up the phone.

Shi Feng shrugged and threw the phone on the coffee table, completely ignoring Qiao Ling's threats.

The cat-shaped Shi Xiaobai sleeps on Shifeng's lap, snoring happily blowing snot bubbles, Shifeng smoothes Shi Xiaobai's hair from time to time, Shi Xiaobai instinctively turns over and stretches in his sleep The limbs, the exposed white belly, are completely defenseless.Shi Feng gently blew Shi Xiaobai's belly a few times, and pinched the cat's balls as he wished.

It was a leisurely afternoon, Shi Feng nestled on the rocking chair on the balcony, Shi Xiaobai nestled in his arms, Shi Feng made himself a cup of coffee, and read a book.

Shi Feng suddenly had an idea, this kind of life is not bad.

In the evening, when Shi Xiaobai woke up from sleep, he stretched himself, licked his paws, lowered his head to wash his face, after washing, he stared at Shi Feng with big sapphire-like eyes, but unfortunately the book blocked him His sight made him unable to see Shifeng's face completely.Shi Xiaobai jumped lightly onto the book, wagging his tail to find himself a sense of existence.He went to rub Shifeng's neck, Shifeng moved the book away in a tricky manner, Shi Xiaobai lost his footing, and rolled down from the book, all the way from Shifeng's chest to his lap.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow ~" Master teases Xiaobai and doesn't love me at all!

Shi Feng said, "Good boy."

Shi Feng picked up the back of Shi Xiaobai's neck, and Shi Xiaobai couldn't make any effort to be lifted into the air by Shi Feng.

Shi Xiaobai wanted to cover his balls again, but Shi Feng said, "I touched your balls while you were sleeping."

Shi Xiaobai turned pale with fright, his whole body lit up with white light and was about to turn back into a book spirit.

Shi Feng said: "You are not allowed to change back into a book spirit."

Shi Xiaobai lowered his ears shyly.

Shi Feng came over funny and kissed Shi Xiaobai's pointed ear, Shi Xiaobai exploded immediately, the cat hairs all over his body stood on end, struggling crazily, he wanted to pat Shi Feng's wrist, but his arms were short The legs can't touch people at all.So Shi Xiaobai, who was extremely shy, didn't care about Shi Feng's orders, and turned back into a book spirit and got into the cracks in the ground.

Shi Feng walked up and down the two feet on the cracks in the ground and said, "There is a couple downstairs, you..."

Before Shi Feng finished speaking, Shi Xiaobai came back in a panic. He slammed through Shi Feng's body in all directions, covering his face and groaning.

Shi Feng said: "It's not possible." Isn't it just kissing the cat's ears, there's nothing to cry about.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, Xiaobai saw something bad, the people downstairs are... they are... this and that."

Shi Feng intentionally teased Shi Xiaobai and asked, "Which one is this and that?"

Shi Xiaobai faltered and said: "It's just... well, the master doesn't need to know such dirty things!"

Shi Feng said: "What's so dirty about it, it's just human instinct, besides, you don't want to be with me..."

"Oh!" Shi Xiaobai yelled, "Master, stop talking, Xiaobai is so shy that he is going to explode."

Shi Xiaobai's so-called "explosion" is not an exaggeration at all, his whole body is completely red, especially that delicate little face, which has become a boiled shrimp, and the top of his head is still steaming.

Shi Xiaobai pinched his ear and said incoherently: "The master kissed...the cat...no, the master kissed Xiaobai...kissed Xiaobai!" The corners of his mouth were grinning to the ears, and the foolish look was purely an idiot who got what he wanted.However, this idiot is not thick-skinned enough, he was so ashamed after the nymphomania, he slammed into the dining cabinet and hid.

Shi Feng: "..."

When Shi Feng was thinking about whether he should coax Shi Xiaobai, the phone rang, and the caller was Wei Si.

Shi Feng answered the phone and asked, "What's the matter?"

Weiss said, "Shishuai, are you not online?"

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Wei Si said: "Tsk, I said why you don't reply to my QQ, you go to the school's forum to check, there is your news."

Shi Feng said, "Oh."

Weiss said: "Don't take it seriously, your post discussed this time is not the same as the usual one, you can see it."

Shi Feng said, "Okay."

The University A forum is specially developed for the students of University A to communicate. This forum is divided into several sections-academic, irrigation, news, and gossip.

Shi Feng, as the third-year school grass of A University, can be said to be a frequent visitor to the gossip board. There will be posts about him on the gossip board almost every day, and even this board has his special building, and there are people sneaking in the special building His life photos, as well as the photos on his student ID card, are basically a building where people send nympho to discuss him.

Eighteen special buildings have been opened, and the people in the building cover all aspects from Shifeng's primary school to university, from Shifeng's family to his clothes, from Shifeng's handsomeness to his personality. Information.Occasionally, Shifeng himself will come into the building to have a look, and every time he comes in, he will be shocked. One is that these people are so good at talking, and the other is that these people are shocked by their powerful brains and ability to make up things—for example, his The parents are the prince and princess of a certain country, the helm of a super consortium, and other outrageous falsehoods.

It is not an exaggeration to say that in the gossip forum, Feng is responsible for the traffic, those who like him and those who hate him, there are always people discussing him every day, even he bought a fish-flavored shredded pork stir fry at noon Everything can push the post to HOT, not to mention that this time the matter is real!

——Tokikaze's true identity is a youkai.

The title of the post is "Shifeng's real identity is a monster", and the content is three photos. In the first photo, Shifeng is talking to a cat; Talking into the air; Chapter 3 photo shows the cat on Shifeng's shoulder, and Shifeng is smiling at the cat.

The person who posted the post should be a black fan of Shifeng. In addition to these three photos, there are hundreds of words of analysis in the main building. ... Waiting for an unscientific point of view to prove that Shifeng is probably not alone, and this photo is the ironclad proof!If Shifeng is really human, why is he talking to a cat?Well, maybe too many people in this era will talk to their pets when they are lonely, but no one's pets will disappear out of thin air, right?The point is that Feng was still talking after the pet disappeared, which clearly meant that there was someone beside him.By the third photo, the pet is back, which is unbelievable!

There is time in the lower right corner of the photo, the first one is 3:20P.M, the second one is 3:21P.M, and the third one is 3:22P.M, that is to say, the intervals of these three photos are respectively It was 1 minute, and Shifeng's kitten went from existence to disappearance to existence in these 2 minutes. At this speed, it is far-fetched to say that Shifeng is doing magic.

To sum up, Shifeng is not a human but a monster.

This post has already turned five pages, and there are different opinions. Some people say that the author is delusional, some agree with the author, and some pass by to watch the excitement.

[I've seen that white cat before]: Isn't that cat the one Shi Shuai brought to the big classroom?super cute!But the vigilance is so strong, no one will touch it, but it is very sticky and handsome.

The whole page was covered in this speech in an instant, and several girls who had seen the white cat raised their heads and said that it was a pity that they could not touch the white cat.Of course, there are also many people who are asking if the white cat has any magical properties, such as its eyes glowing, its intelligence and so on.

[I've seen that white cat]: It's okay, it's just a cat.Let me say that the photo of the poster is from PS. How could a cat disappear out of thin air? Otherwise, the white cat got into Shishuai’s pocket or backpack. The white cat is so small, I feel like I put it in my trouser pocket No problem.

As soon as this statement came out, many people echoed it. Someone specially checked the picture and said that there was no trace of PS, it should be the original picture, so it is probably the second explanation.

Gradually, the direction of this building became distorted. From the discussion of whether Shifeng is a human being to Shifeng, who looks so cruel and actually likes small animals, the contrast is so cute that it's a girly topic.

Shi Feng scrolled the mouse and browsed through the posts at a glance, frowning slightly.He was so careless that he was secretly photographed without even knowing it. Fortunately, Shi Xiaobai's white cat was small enough to be fooled by him, otherwise this matter would cause a big mess.After all, supernatural events are always new to students, and there are many people who like to explore supernatural events.

Shi Xiaobai didn't understand Shi Feng's troubles at all, he looked at the post with great interest, and made two comments from time to time, he said: "Master, the angle of this photo is not very good, it makes the master's beauty degree drop 20.00%."

Shi Feng: "..."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, a lot of people are praising Xiaobai for being cute, hehehe, this shows that Xiaobai and the master are still a good match."

Shi Feng: "..."

Shi Xiaobai said: "I hate it! Why does this person say that the master is a monster. The master is an invincible god of war in the heavens. He is handsome and cool, so he is not a monster. Luo Fufu and General Snake are monsters."

Shi Feng: "..." A fool's focus is indeed different from that of a normal person.