Becoming a God Guide

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Shifeng seriously suspects that "Guide to Becoming a God" has a typo when writing the conditions for releasing monsters, and what the monsters want to help him improve is not his strength, but his influence.For example, Luo Fufu, a useless little guy, had fought against him so many times in the past to no avail, but now he is eligible to be released as soon as he joins his team.

Shi Feng opened and closed the "Guide to Becoming a God", whether to release Luo Fufu or not is a question.

From Shifeng's point of view, Luo Fufu is a useless and useless child who only cries and makes noises. He certainly can't let Luo Fufu do such dangerous things as helping him detect the movement of monsters, but around him He already had a noisy book spirit, and he didn't want to add another noisy brat to his family.However, it would be too pitiful for Luo Fufu to be locked up all the time, and he was just a child no matter what.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, Xiaobai advises you not to release Luo Fufu."

Shi Feng asked: "Why?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Because Luo Fufu is so weak, he can't do anything, and he can't help the master. Besides, I think the roles of Luo Fufu and I are a bit repetitive. A family doesn't need two cute creatures. of!"

Shi Feng: "..." The second half of your sentence is the truth.

Anyway, "Guide to Becoming a God" will have a 24-hour cooldown after clearing the dungeon, so Shifeng is too lazy to decide whether to release Luo Fufu now.He turned on the computer and planned to play games for a while, but suddenly he heard a cat meowing, and when he lowered his head, he saw a white kitten scratching his pants legs with its fleshy paws.

Shi Feng scratched the cat's chin, and the milk cat let out a "purr" sound in enjoyment, and its whiskers were raised.

Shi Feng said, "Xiaobai?"

The milk cat "Meow~" uttered a cry, and licked Shi Feng's palm.

After Shi Feng passes the fourth copy, Shi Xiaobai can turn into a small animal to obtain the entity, and this little milk cat is Shi Xiaobai's transformation.

Shi Xiaobai nimbly jumped onto Shi Feng's lap, squatted down and wiped his face, and then nestled in Shi Feng's arms without moving, meow~ It feels amazing to be able to lie in the arms of his master!

Shi Feng himself liked small animals, but he didn't keep them because he thought it was troublesome. However, Shi Xiaobai was much easier to serve than real animals. At least he didn't need him to eat and drink, which was pretty good.

Shi Feng picked up Shi Xiaobai with one hand and lifted him up high. Shi Xiaobai yelled "meow" and stretched out his four short legs. Two suspicious blushes appeared on the white cat's face.

Shi Feng: "..." Do cats also blush?

The more Shi Xiaobai covered his balls, the more Shi Feng wanted to see them. He flicked Shi Xiaobai's tail away, intending to touch those two round balls, but Shi Xiaobai couldn't bear it, " "Putong" changed back into a human form, Shi Feng's hands were empty, and Shi Xiaobai jumped several meters away.

Shi Xiaobai crossed his legs, covered his crotch with his hands, and said with tears in his eyes: "Hey, so the master is interested in this?"

Shi Feng said with a black line: "No." Although he didn't know what interest Shi Xiaobai was referring to, his premonition told him that it would definitely not be a good word.

Shi Xiaobai said: "The relationship between humans and animals is too heavy!" He said coyly, "Well... well, Xiaobai was created by the master, and Xiaobai is willing to cooperate with the master to do anything, but humans and animals What... and the cat I turned into is just a very small kitten, does the master really want to do something to me who is so cute?"

Shi Feng said: "...you think too much."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, you want to touch my balls!"

Shi Feng said, "What I want to touch is the cat's balls."

Shi Xiaobai said: "I am a cat!"

Shi Feng: "..." That seems to be right.

For the time being, Shi Xiaobai, who didn't want to be touched by his master, flew into the room, and stopped wandering around Shi Feng. Although he really wanted to get in touch with his master, he had to be in human form!If he develops the master's animal love hobby, he will only be able to live with his master as a cat or a dog in the future, so he doesn't want it.

Shi Feng couldn't figure out Shi Xiaobai's brain circuit. Aren't cats and balls just cute things that people want to pinch?He was too lazy to clarify with Shi Xiaobai, maybe the more he clarified, the worse this book spirit would think, and that would only make it worse.

One person and one book spirit are busy with their own things in the afternoon. Shi Feng goes online to write papers, and Shi Xiaobai hides in the bedroom to practice transformation.

Shi Feng saw bursts of white light in his room through the crack of the door. He thought it was the light from Shi Xiaobai's transformation. He opened the door secretly, and saw Shi Xiaobai flipping through his iPad The picture, that picture is a variety of small animals, such as cats, puppies, squirrels, koalas and other species, Shi Xiaobai transforms according to the animals in the photos, turning into a stupid husky for a while, and turning into a husky for a while. A thief-like little raccoon, he looks in the mirror when he is done changing, gives himself a thumbs up when he gets better, pouts when he gets worse, and continues to change, he is quite persistent.

Shi Xiaobai said to himself: "Master likes cute ones, I want to become a cute little animal."

Shi Xiaobai searched for the cutest animals on the Internet, and found a picture of a giant panda. He exclaimed "so cute" and turned into a giant panda.Due to the limitation of spiritual power, Shi Xiaobai turned into a small animal, so when he became a giant panda, he was still a small one. He climbed to the full-length mirror, waved his paws, picked his feet, tilted his head to admire himself The panda eyes applauded for myself, so cute!

Shi Feng has a slight fluff control, he likes fluffy gadgets, when Shi Xiaobai changes around, he wants to rub each other, but he is afraid of scaring Shi Xiaobai, so he restrains himself. move.Until Shi Xiaobai turned into a giant panda, Shi Feng couldn't help it anymore, he rushed into the room, and under Shi Xiaobai's astonished eyes, hugged the... giant panda and rolled him onto the bed.

Shi Feng rubbed furiously on the top of Shi Xiaobai's head, until Shi Xiaobai became dizzy, hugged his head with his paws, and stopped rubbing.Shi Feng went to scratch the giant panda's creaking nest, Shi Xiaobaipai's giant panda was itchy and rolled all over the bed, "Plop" rolled to the edge of the bed and fell off the bed, falling on his back.

Shi Xiaobai covered his eyes in embarrassment, and turned back into a spirit body.

Shi Xiaobai said, "Well, master, you like giant pandas more than me."

Shi Feng said: "The giant panda is a national treasure."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Isn't Xiaobai a treasure? Hehe, Xiaobai is the unique book spirit in the entire universe."

Shi Feng smiled and said, "Well, you are also a baby."

Shi Xiaobai likes Shi Feng's smile, and when Shi Feng smiles, he is happy with him.

Shi Xiaobai said intoxicated: "Oh, the master said I was his baby! Hehe, Xiaobai is a big baby!"

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

The animal form that Shi Xiaobai finally chose was a little white cat. The cat is cute enough but not too conspicuous. Most importantly, with this form, he can follow Shi Feng to the streets openly.With his size, he can even get into Shi Feng's pocket.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Don't worry, master, I will be the most obedient cat."

Shi Feng said, "Okay."

Shi Xiaobai said it beautifully, but it was not the same thing in practice.

Shi Feng carried Shi Xiaobai to class, and Shi Xiaobai was sitting next to Shi Feng, like a small vase.A girl who likes cats wanted to touch Shi Xiaobai, Shi Xiaobai let out a deep meow and showed his paw, trying to scare away the girls who came around.But his body is too small, and his appearance is too cute, even if he pretends to be fierce, he will only make people feel arrogant, which attracts girls to tease him more and more.Shi Xiaobai had never dealt with so many people before, so he screamed in fright, and bit Shi Feng's finger lightly with his tail between his legs. Shi Xiaobai escaped from the claws.

Shi Xiaobai scratched Shi Feng's front, drooped his ears, and slowly wagged his tail, looking pitiful.

Shi Feng asked: "What's wrong?"

Shi Xiaobai went to lick Shi Feng's fingertips, "Meow~" Human girls are so scary, they all want to do something to Xiao Bai!

Shi Feng said, "I don't understand what you're saying." He lightly patted Shi Xiaobai's head, and said, "You said you wouldn't make trouble for me, so I couldn't even go to class."

Shi Xiaobai yelled "meow meow meow", eagerly explaining to himself, after a lot of "meow meow", he realized that the owner couldn't understand cat language, so he transformed himself and returned to the state of book spirit.

Shi Xiaobai took the initiative to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, master, Xiaobai didn't expect human girls to be so cruel! Xiaobai is a boy, how could they touch me casually."

Shi Feng said, "You are a cat."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Then I am also a male cat with balls."

Shi Feng said: "...Who told you girls can't touch male cats?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Because male cats are male, men and women are different! Oh, this society really doesn't respect etiquette. Both men and women are super open. The previous human world was not like this."

Shi Feng: "..." What era are your thoughts stuck in, young man?Even if we push forward a few hundred years, there is no such saying that there is a difference between men and women between humans and animals!

Shi Feng raised his forehead, too lazy to correct Shi Xiaobai's strange point of view.

Shi Feng said: "You should go out with me in a spirit state from now on."

Shi Xiaobai vetoed it flatly: "No."

Shi Feng asked: "Why? Isn't the spirit body so convenient?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "The spirit body can't touch the master. Xiaobai's spiritual power is not enough. You have to become a small animal to have a physical body, to be in contact with the master, and to feel the master's touch and body temperature. Xiaobai misses the master." It has been many, many years, and of course I hope to get close to the master every day and get the caress of the master." He sniffed his nose as he spoke, he was about to cry, "Anyway, Xiaobai doesn't want to be a spirit body."

Shi Feng couldn't stand Shi Xiaobai crying, at first he thought he was annoying, but now his heart ached, he said: "It's up to you."

Shi Xiaobai got Shi Feng's consent, happily circling around, turned into a cat again, squatted on Shi Feng's shoulder, rubbed his head affectionately on Shi Feng's cheek, Shi Feng pinched the tip of Shi Xiaobai's tail Well, this made Shi Xiaobai raise his beard in happiness.

One person and one cat are in harmony, but they don't know that on the high platform of another building, there is a lens of a SLR camera shining brightly.