Becoming a God Guide

19

Shi Feng wiped off the vomit on his trouser legs with a wet towel, but he couldn't stand it, so he rinsed Luo Fufu's mouth with mineral water, and was about to take the people home.

Luo Fufu said with tears in his eyes, "I'm sorry, Lord God of War."

Shi Feng said: "From now on, I can only play with bumper cars."

Luo Fufu said in a daze, "Good God of War."

Shi Xiaobai knew very well that his master had a slight obsession with cleanliness. When he was a book, Shifeng inhumanely threw him into the washing machine because of the smell of the trash can. Luo Fufu threw up Shifeng's pants. It is estimated that the anger value will be accumulated to the peak, and he is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. He fanned the flames and said: "Master, you can't wear your pants if they are dirty! Luo Fufu is too stupid, and he will drag the master back."

Luo Fufu glared at Shi Xiaobai, but he knew he was wrong and couldn't talk back.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Xiaobai is so obedient, he never troubles the master, the master said Dong Xiaobai would never go west, he is a super competent and caring little padded jacket."

Shi Feng: "..." Wang Po has a limit to selling melons and boasting.

Shi Xiaobai said: "So, it is enough for the master to have Xiaobai."

Shi Xiaobai turned back into a cat and stood on Shi Feng's shoulder, obediently rubbing Shi Feng's side face, and licking Shi Feng with his tongue, acting coquettishly and familiarly.

Shi Feng rubbed Shi Xiaobai's cat head dumbfoundingly, but from the corner of his eye, he saw a piece of gray hair on top of Shi Xiaobai's head.Shi Feng grabbed Shi Xiaobai from his shoulder, dragged it with one hand, and patted Shi Xiaobai's head with the other hand——Shi Xiaobai's cat shape was pure white, and there was no stray hair on his body. Most of the gray fur was dusted somewhere.But when Shifeng patted it back and forth, he couldn't make that piece of fur white, but the gray became darker and darker, and it was about to turn black.

Shi Xiaobai was foolishly slapped dozens of times by Shi Feng, and felt a bit of pain belatedly, he squinted his eyes, and was about to cry, blah, blah, why did the master beat Xiaobai, it hurts so much!

Shi Xiaobai yelled "meow" in protest, and covered his head with his paws to prevent Shi Feng from hitting him.

Shi Feng said, "Take the paw away."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow meow~"

Shi Feng said, "Your hair is dirty."

Shi Xiaobai took away his paw miserably, and Shi Feng slapped it several times in succession, Shi Xiaobai completely fainted.

That strand of gray-black hair really made Shi Feng very upset, but he couldn't get it off when he patted it, so he had to go home and give Shi Xiaobai a bath to see if he could wash it off.

Shi Feng suddenly felt that it was really not good to go out today, his trouser legs were dirty, Shi Xiaobai's hair was dirty, Luo Fufu was so weak that he was about to faint, it seems that the next time he went out he had to pick an auspicious day.

Shi Feng thought that this day was unlucky enough, but more unlucky things were yet to come. When he arrived at the entrance of the amusement park, he met Wei Si and Qiao Ling.

Qiao Ling held Wei Si on her arm, acting like a little bird, first greeted Shi Feng with a smile, and said, "Hey, Shi Shuai, where in life do we not meet each other."

Weiss said, "Hey, Shuai Shi, are you here to play?"

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Wei Si left Qiao Ling behind for the time being, walked to the other side with Shi Feng, and said in a low voice, "The emperor pays off, I have chased Qiao Ling."

Shi Feng said, "Congratulations."

Wei Si said: "It's strange to say that Qiao Ling ignored me at first, but she suddenly figured it out in the past few days. Tsk, this shows that I am also very attractive."

Shifeng does not comment.

Wei Si said a few words to Shi Feng, and then he noticed Luo Fufu who was holding Shi Feng, he raised his eyebrows in surprise, and asked, "Shi Shuai, who is this kid?"

Shi Feng said, "Luo Fufu."

Weiss said, "You brought this kid to the amusement park?"

Shi Feng nodded.

Weiss's expression suddenly became very strange. He stroked his chin, looked at Luo Fufu up and down, and looked at Luo Fufu very impatiently.

Weiss said, "Shi Shuai, what does this kid have to do with you?"

Shi Feng said: "Uh..." He got stuck.

Weiss yelled: "No way, this child is your illegitimate child?!"

Shi Feng: "..." How on earth did you come to this conclusion?

The basis for Weiss' conclusion is very straightforward, that is, how could a cold-faced and cool guy like Shi Feng come to a place like an amusement park for any child that would damage his image.Since Shifeng came to the amusement park because of Luo Fufu, then Luo Fufu must have a special relationship with Shifeng. In this world, what relationship is more special than the relationship between father and son?It is very touching to think about the setting of the amusement park for the beloved son of the taciturn father.

Shi Feng didn't dare to compliment Wei Si's thinking, he said, "You think too much."

Weiss said: "All right, all right, if you say it's not." He turned his attention to Shi Xiaobai again, and said, "This is the cat that became famous on the forum?"

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Weiss said, "I haven't heard you mention cats before."

Shi Feng said, "I just raised it."

Weiss said, "Hahaha, it's so cute, it's snow white, I didn't expect you to like small animals."

Shi Feng said, "If the hair is dirty, it's not white."

Weiss said: "Where is it dirty? It is obviously very clean. It is rare to see a cat that is so white that there are no variegated colors. Is your cleanliness serious again?"

Shi Feng turned his head to look at Shi Xiaobai, the gray hair on top of his head was still there, he frowned, and said to Weiss: "I still have something to do, let's go first."

Weiss said, "Okay, bye~"

As soon as Shi Feng got home, he rushed into the bathroom, took off his suit, changed into home clothes, and carried Shi Xiaobai to the bathroom.Shi Xiaobai was grabbed by the back of the neck by Shi Feng, unable to exert himself, he tilted his head and yelled "meow".

Shi Feng filled the bathtub with warm water, and threw Shi Xiaobai into the water involuntarily. Shi Xiaobai was so frightened that the hairs all over his body stood on end, and he screamed miserably. .

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow meow~!" Cats are afraid of water by nature, oh master!

Shi Feng said, "You are too dirty, take a shower."

Shi Xiaobai was very wronged, there was nothing dirty about it, the dirty one was obviously Luo Fufu.

Shi Xiaobai's strength is naturally inferior to Shi Feng's, and because Shi Feng clearly stated that he is not allowed to transform into a human form, Shi Xiaobai did not dare to disobey the order, so he could only be soaked in the water by Shi Feng miserably. kind of rubbing.

Shi Xiaobai thought with tears in his eyes, the master is such a ghost, err, err, Xiaobai will definitely have a bad life in the future.

Shi Feng’s family didn’t have any lotion for bathing cats, so he used his own body wash to give Shi Xiaobai bubbles. Anyway, Shi Xiaobai is not a real cat. After washing, he will lose hair most of the time. It will be fine, big deal Become a hairless animal.

Shi Feng's strength in bathing Shi Xiaobai was just right, Shi Xiaobai quickly changed from resisting to enjoying, his throat made a "gurgling" sound, and he wanted to lick Shifeng's hand.After overcoming the cat's nature, Shi Xiaobai reacted to a problem - Shi Feng was bathing him, and his master was bathing him!

Shi Xiaobai was consummated immediately, and he even saw his soul fly into the sky with wings, the beauty was indescribable.

Shi Xiaobai laughed intoxicatedly, accidentally swallowed a mouthful of foam, and hurriedly squished it away. When he moved like this, Shi Feng couldn't hold it steady, and Shi Xiaobai slid directly into the bathtub and sank to the bottom!

Shi Xiaobai: "..." Meow, meow, help!

The water surface of the bathtub was full of bubbles, and cats couldn't swim, so Shi Feng couldn't figure out where Shi Xiaobai had fallen. He rolled up his sleeves and scooped up Shi Xiaobai in the bathtub, and it took a long time before he fished Shi Xiaobai ashore.Shi Xiaobai drank a belly full of water, his belly was swollen, Shi Feng pressed it maliciously, and Shi Xiaobai spit out water like a fountain.

Shi Feng said, "It deserves it."

Shi Xiaobai hummed, the master didn't feel sorry for him.

After Shi Feng took a bath for Shi Xiaobai, he dried his hair with a hair dryer, and his brows furrowed even deeper after blowing.Not only did the patch of gray on top of Shi Xiaobai's head not wash off, but it became darker and darker, turning into a black spot.

Shi Feng said, "Xiaobai, become a spirit body."

Shi Xiaobai immediately turned back into a human, and the black spot did not disappear after he turned back into a human, but was printed on his forehead, vividly reflecting what is blackening of Yintang.

Shi Feng asked, "Can you look in the mirror?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Well, the master cast a spell on the mirror, and Xiaobai can take a picture."

Shi Feng led Shi Xiaobai to his bedroom, clicked on the full-length mirror, a layer of halo spread on the mirror, and it returned to silence after a few seconds.

Shi Xiaobai floated in front of the mirror, pouted his buttocks viciously, twisted his waist, and said, "Oh, master, Xiaobai seems to have become more handsome."

Shi Feng said: "...Look carefully at your forehead."

Shi Xiaobai moved closer to the mirror, and finally found the black spot on his forehead. He rubbed it with his fingers, but he couldn't get it off. The corner of his mouth turned and he was about to cry, "Master, why is Xiao Bai's forehead black? Got gutter oil?"

Shi Feng said: "You also had this black spot when you were in cat form. By the way, Weiss couldn't see it. What is this black spot?"

Shi Xiaobai said, "Hmm...it's probably demon energy."

Shi Feng asked, "Where did it come from?"

Shi Xiaobai shook his head in confusion, and said, "I don't know, I've been following the master all along."

Both the master and servant didn't know where the devilish energy came from, so they went to ask Luo Fufu, after all Luo Fufu was a genuine monster, and he probably knew more about this than them.

After Luo Fufu entered the house, he hung his head on the chandelier and fell asleep. The exciting projects in the amusement park consumed too much energy, and he urgently needed to replenish it through sleep.

Shi Feng circled his index finger and middle finger, flicked it on the bat's back, and Luo Fufu flew up from the chandelier in panic and hit the closet, exactly the same as when he got up.

Shi Feng asked Luo Fufu, "Do you know what happened to the black spot on Xiaobai's forehead?"

Luo Fufu said, "I don't know."

Shi Xiaobai said: "You don't know what to ask, what's the use of leaving you~"

Luo Fufu said: "Keep me acting cute!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "You are not cute."

Luo Fufu made a funny face and stuck out his tongue at Shi Xiaobai, Shi Xiaobai went after Luo Fufu and beat him, but he was a spirit body, so he couldn't hit anyone.

Shi Feng was too lazy to care about those two, and opened the "Guide to Becoming a God" by himself. Since Shi Xiaobai and Luo Fufu didn't know the origin of the black spot, General Snake should know.