Becoming a God Guide

10

After getting the new clothes, Shi Xiaobai was so happy that he seemed to have won a lottery, and would dangle in front of Shi Feng's eyes from time to time, making Shi Feng dizzy.

Shi Feng closed his eyes without being bothered, and Shi Xiaobai used his ability to make noise, chattering in Shi Feng's ear endlessly, Shi Feng didn't understand a few words.

Shi Feng couldn't bear it anymore and went to grab Shi Xiaobai, trying to get rid of this noisy guy, but of course he got nothing, he asked helplessly: "What do you want to do?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, you haven't even praised me yet. You used to praise me every time I changed a suit of clothes!"

Shi Feng said, "Oh, it's so beautiful."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, master, you are perfunctory!"

Shi Feng slightly raised the volume and said, "It's very beautiful."

Shi Xiaobai ran away and said, "Master doesn't even love me anymore!"

Shi Feng: "..." What the hell is this.

Shi Xiaobai was born well, his eyebrows are exquisite and picturesque, even wearing fancy clothes can't hide his good looks. After changing into stylish casual clothes, his appearance and temperament have been improved, just like a Noble son brother - the premise is that he doesn't talk.

When Shi Feng saw Shi Xiaobai crying sadly, he was inexplicably soft-hearted, he touched "Guide to Becoming a God", as if he was touching Shi Xiaobai's head, and said: "Hey, don't cry, it's really beautiful ,I did not lie to you."

Shi Xiaobai was praised by Shi Feng, and he immediately turned from crying to laughing. His face-changing technique puts even the masters of Sichuan opera to shame.

Shi Feng really had nothing to do with Shi Xiaobai, he couldn't hit him, and scolding was useless. He thought that he must have had a brain hole back then, otherwise why would he get himself a nemesis.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day when University A and University B played a basketball game. As the strongest foreign player of University A, Shifeng went to the basketball court early to meet with Weiss and others.

Weiss was doing warm-up exercises, patted the ball, slammed a basket, and was familiar with the touch. He waved to Shi Feng and asked Shi Feng: "Shi Shuai, I have a question for you. Have you seen Qiao Ling in the past few days? without?"

Shi Feng said, "No."

Weiss said: "It's weird, I haven't seen her these days, isn't she entangled you tightly, why hasn't she been seen for a few days?"

Shi Feng said, "I don't know."

Shi Xiaobai put his hips on his hips angrily and said: "That woman has nothing to do with the master, why did you come to ask the master, it's annoying!"

Shi Feng gave Shi Xiaobai a warning look, and Shi Xiaobai obediently shut up.

This basketball game is a personal grievance between University A and University B. It is not a formal game, and the scale is not large, but even so, the basketball court is still crowded. Not only students from University A come to support, but also people from University B come to watch , and even a cheerleading squad came.

Shi Xiaobai spotted Qiao Ling who was in the cheerleading team of University B with sharp eyes. He leaned close to Shi Feng and said, "Oh, master, there is a traitor in your university, and that Qiao Ling is cheering for University B!"

Shi Feng looked in the direction Shi Xiaobai pointed, and he saw Qiao Ling wearing a cheerleading uniform and mixing with the students of University B, talking and laughing, but for some reason, her eyes seemed a little dull, and she kept talking and laughing. They are all mechanized, and they are subtly different from the usual high-spirited tiehua.

Weiss also noticed Qiao Ling, he was greatly shocked, and said: "Fuck! Shuai Shi, Qiao Ling was hit by you to join the enemy camp?!"

Shi Feng said, "It's none of my business."

Weiss said: "These days, only handsome men have human rights. My little transparency can only be ignored!"

Shi Feng said: "Shut up and play hard."

Weiss said sadly, "You don't understand my pain."

Shi Feng: "..." I really don't understand.

5 minutes before the opening, the basketball team of B University arrived. The head of the team combed the airplane hair of the characters in the ancient comics. The white of the eyes is more than that of the eyes. Everyone is squinting, very rebellious The drag sample.This person is the captain of the basketball team of University B - Shi Mingkai.

Shi Mingkai looked at Shifeng, and said, "You are the grassroots of Senior Colonel A, Shifeng? Cut, it's just so-so."

Shi Xiaobai said angrily: "Of course you look weird to everyone with your big white eyes! You are so ugly!" Unfortunately, no one could hear what he was saying.

Shi Feng stared at Shi Mingkai, frowned slightly, he could see a faint layer of black air on the man's forehead, the cloud of black air was thin and long, like a writhing snake.

Shi Mingkai pointed his nostrils at Shi Feng, and said, "What are you looking at? I'm more handsome than you! Hey, I can't be jealous!"

Shi Feng: "..." He silently turned his head away

Wei Si and Shi Mingkai have always been at odds, and the source of this basketball game is also because of their discord. When Wei Si heard that Shi Mingkai was targeting Shi Feng in this way, he immediately became angry. He threw the basketball at Shi Mingkai, Said: "How dare you compare with Shi Feng with that toad face you have? Pooh!"

Shi Mingkai took the basketball and patted it twice, and said, "Oh~ I heard that you like the girl from the English department at your school... What's her name? Oh! It's Qiao Ling, who is she playing for?" What about the cheerleaders?"

Weiss was stepped on and hurt his feet, and when his temper came up, he was about to beat someone up. Shi Feng stopped him and said, "See the truth on the court."

Weiss swallowed and said angrily, "Okay."

The tit-for-tat confrontation between the two captains fell into the eyes of the audience, and instantly heated up the atmosphere in the arena. When the referee blew the whistle, cheers and cheers erupted from the auditorium.

Of course, Shi Feng is the focus of the entire stadium. Not only the audience is paying attention to him, but also the people from the enemy team headed by Shi Mingkai are also paying attention to him. Whenever there is an opportunity, Shi Mingkai and others will rush forward When besieging Shifeng, he even intercepted and charged him at the cost of fouls.There is almost no so-called cooperation between their players and their players. They have only one goal, and that is to entangle Shifeng!This led to a very strange scene on the court. The people from Big B surrounded Shifeng, but Weiss and the others had no one to defend. This is a stupid thing that even a rookie team would not do!

Shi Feng held the ball and passed Shi Mingkai. He turned around and faked his way around him. Just as he was about to pass the ball, Shi Mingkai grabbed his jersey!Shi Feng turned around to get rid of it, but at that moment, the scenery around Shi Feng changed wildly, and when he regained consciousness, he and Shi Ming drove into a bush.

Shi Mingkai stood under a tree, his whole body was filled with black air, lifeless and lifeless, and on the branch of that tree, there was a blue-purple snake hanging.

The snake raised its head, spoke human words, and said: "Heavenly God of War, hello, I am the snake general under the seat of the Demon God!"

Shi Feng was no longer surprised by the fact that he was dragged into another world for no reason. He asked, "Do you know Luo Fufu?"

General Snake said: "Of course, Luo Fufu is the forerunner of the Demon God, and I sent him to test your strength. Hmph, that idiot is so useless, he didn't test anything, but he paid for himself first."

Shi Feng said, "Oh, how do I get out?"

General Snake spat out a snake letter and said, "Are you daydreaming? You have entered my illusion, so don't even think about getting out alive!"

Shi Feng said, "Oh."

General Snake said: "Your servant has been caught by that human woman now, don't think he can help you."

Shi Feng said, "Did you tamper with Qiao Ling?"

The Snake General said: "Yes, this Shi Mingkai and that Qiao Ling both fell under my illusion. Hiss, my Snake General's illusion is very superb!"

Shi Feng said: "If I kill you, this illusion will be shattered, and Shi Mingkai and Qiao Ling will be fine?"

General Snake said: "Yes." After he finished answering, he flew into a rage, "Don't think about it, with your current supernatural power, you won't be the opponent of this general! I will kill you!"

Shi Feng said, "Oh."

Shi Feng's indifference is naked irony in the eyes of General Snake, General Snake jumped up violently, spit out a mouthful of black mist at Shi Feng, Shi Feng dodged sideways, condensed his divine power into a wind knife and shot at General Snake, General Snake threw himself in the air It twisted into a rope and avoided the wind knives, but it dodged one, but it couldn't dodge the second and third. This dense wind knives became a rain, a dense and aggressive attack. Rain - this is the skill that Shifeng learned in the fruit-slicing game!

When the rain of knives stopped, General Snake was already dying, rolling in the grass and hissing.

Shi Feng looked down at General Snake and said, "Snake gallbladder is very nourishing, and snake meat tastes good. Do you want to be steamed or braised?"

General Snake, the whole snake was terrified. It said, "Hey, don't you represent the justice of the heavenly god of war? Is this how you treat prisoners?! The Geneva Convention will not agree!"

Shi Feng said: "The Geneva Convention does not stipulate that eating snakes is a crime."

General Snake said: "But the law stipulates that it is a crime to eat rare animals. I am a rare animal!"

Shi Feng said: "If you don't get caught, you won't commit a crime. Forget it, let's cook it."

General Snake: "..." Why is this person scarier than the Demon God? !

Forced by Shi Feng's despotic power, General Snake broke the illusion, and at the same time lifted the illusion cast on Shi Mingkai and Qiao Ling, and the two returned to the court with a snake.As soon as Shi Feng snapped his fingers, everyone on the field was frozen, and Shi Xiaobai threw himself into his arms.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, master, that woman came to hit me! She can see me!"

When Shi Feng turned his head, he saw that Qiao Ling, who was in the auditorium, had come to the rest area and made a gesture of hitting someone. He said, "It's okay, it's a snake. I caught it."

Shi Xiaobai lowered his head and had a face-to-face meeting with the dying General Snake.

Shi Xiaobai said: "This snake is so ugly, do you want to eat it? In the martial arts novels that Xiaobai read recently, it is said that eating snake gall will greatly improve martial arts. Maybe eating its master's supernatural power will increase." Doubling!"

The snake general yelled in horror: "I don't have such a magical function, I'm just an ordinary snake!" Why are the master and servant so keen to eat it?How about a little love?

Shi Feng said: "No ordinary snake can talk."

General Snake immediately spat out the snake letter "Hiss—hiss—", pretending that he was a harmless pet snake.

Shi Feng opened the guide to becoming a god, put General Snake into the book, and used divine power to transform Qiao Ling back into the auditorium, and then snapped his fingers again, restoring the flow of time.

As soon as the clock ticked, Shi Mingkai fell into a shit on the spot - this is a side effect of the Snake General's illusion. People who have experienced the illusion will have a trance period of one to two hours after the illusion is lifted.Once Shi Mingkai fell, he couldn't get up. The doctor who was waiting on the sidelines rushed to the stage, checked him from head to toe, but found no problem, but his mental state was not very good, so B had no choice but to replace him.

Shi Mingkai is the pillar of the basketball team of University B, and the tactics specified by the team are all centered on Shi Mingkai. As soon as Shi Mingkai leaves the field, the whole team goes into a fugue, and the basketball team of University A easily crushes University B. The basketball team finally won the game with a big advantage.

Wei Si laughed at Shi Mingkai refreshedly, but Shi Mingkai let him laugh without saying a word, Wei Si mocked him and lost all fun, so he went to find Shi Feng.

Weiss said, "Shishuai, thank you this time."

Shi Feng said: "The level of B University, you can still win without me."

Wei Si said: "Hey, Shi Mingkai is not usually at this level, who knows." He looked at the auditorium and said, "Shi Shuai, Qiao Ling is gone, where did she go?"

Shi Feng said: "I don't know, I'll go first if I don't have anything to do."

Weiss said, "Okay, I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow."

Shi Feng said, "Okay."

Shi Feng patted the "Guide to Becoming a God" in his backpack, Shi Xiaobai was hanging on his arm, and went home. He had to examine this snake general, and he thought he could get more information from it than Luo Fufuna. A little bat would be much more.