Becoming a God Guide

Shi Xiaobai floated on the ceiling seriously, and said, "Master, that Qiao Ling must have other plans for you?"

Shi Feng split a durian neatly, and the unique smell of durian diffused in the room, causing Shi Xiaobai to somersault, and his eyes became mosquito coils.

Shi Feng took a bite by himself, and Shi Xiaobai resisted the dizziness and asked, "My God, master, what are you eating? Will this kind of food not cause poisoning?"

Shi Feng said, "You think too much."

Shi Xiaobai tearfully said: "Hey, the master's taste has changed a lot. Back then, the master wanted to eat the flowers that grew on the highest peak, drink the first drop of dew in the morning, and take a bath with The glacier water that has not melted for thousands of years is so noble and elegant. It is said that before the gods left the earth, the owner was the fashion icon. Whatever you use, there will be a lot of people following you. There was a period of time when glacier water was being harvested so much that the glacier was almost gone."

Shi Feng: "..." Is this weird painting style really him?I don't want to admit it at all!

Shi Xiaobai reminisced about the past and returned to the original topic despite the smell of durians. He said, "Master, you were right not to drink the water Qiao Ling gave you. There must be something wrong with that woman?"

Shi Feng said, "Oh."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master refuses so thoroughly, and that Qiao Ling still wants to harass you. She must not really love Master! Maybe she is a demon god, and she came to get close to Master so as to grasp Master's weakness or something."

Shi Feng said, "You've watched too many spy movies."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Well, what Xiaobai said makes sense!"

Shi Feng said perfunctorily, "Well, that's right."

Shi Feng was too lazy to argue with Shi Xiaobai, and went to "cut fruit" after eating the durian.

Shifeng's learning ability is very fast. When he really concentrates on doing something, he can always quickly grasp the key points and draw inferences from one instance.After the three-dimensional actual combat practice, it is easy to return to the "cut fruit" dungeon.

Shifeng shuttled among the thousands of fruits, and his position was so fast that he became an afterimage. Often he was cutting the easternmost pineapple one second, and the next second he was chopping the westernmost sugarcane.

Half an hour later, Shi Feng wiped out all the fruits and passed the level smoothly. As soon as he cleared the level, the scene changed and he was automatically transported to the previous arena to confront Luo Fufu.

After being heartbroken, Luo Fufu resigned to his fate. Since he fell into the trap of the God of War, he must rely on his own strength to get out of the trap—this is the dignity of a man!

After Luo Fufu pretended to say this sentence in his heart, he gave himself a thumbs up and liked it, and secretly wrote down this sentence with a pen and paper, planning to write it down when he became a general of the devil world. A sentence is written in the memoir.

When Luo Fufu saw Shi Feng and Shi Xiaobai coming, he quickly put away his little book of wise sayings, pointed a stick at Shi Feng's nose and said, "Humph, you're here at last, I'll beat you to the teeth of."

Shi Feng said: "Presumptuous! How can you, a bat, talk to your master like that, be careful that you will be struck to death by lightning."

Luo Fufu said: "I am a monster, why should I respect the god of war in the heavenly realm?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Then you are an uneducated monster!"

Luo Fufu said, "You are the one!"

Seeing that Shi Xiaobai and Luo Fufu were about to quarrel again, Shi Feng said, "Stop arguing, let's get down to business."

Shi Xiaobai groaned and folded his arms, and stood on the referee's bench.

Shi Xiaobai counted down to three numbers, and the little game began.

Luo Fufu struck first, raised a stick taller than him, and hit Shi Feng. When Shi Feng moved his finger, a gust of wind like a knife blew past Luo Fufu's stick, cutting it to half .

Luo Fufu was dumbfounded, and the snake who gave him the stick said that the stick is a treasure, it can be stretched and stretched freely, become bigger and smaller, and the king kong is not broken!Why was it cut off all of a sudden!

Luo Fufu's weapons were all gone, so there was still room to fight, Shifeng hit Luo Fufu's forehead as usual, and Luo Fufu rushed to the street.

Shi Feng: "..." What's the point of this little game!

Luo Fufu lost completely, and was so sad that he burst into tears, went to the corner of the ring to draw circles wildly, and became a little mushroom with dark clouds on top.

Shi Xiaobai jumped up and down next to Luo Fufu to show off his power, smiling very brightly, he said: "Hehehe, you have learned how powerful my master is! My master is much stronger than your demon god! Not only stronger, but also my master is stronger than you!" The demon god is much more handsome, in today's words, my master is a male god of the three realms of the fairy world, the human world, the demon world!"

Luo Fufu said: "Go away, I am the most loyal subordinate of the Demon God, so I will not turn against you."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Cut, I don't mind your defection! It's enough for Master to have me~" He happily took Shi Feng's arm and said, "Master, Xiaobai is right, isn't it? Master has One is enough for me."

Shi Feng said: "...um." Another guy who is so noisy, he might be going to the newspaper office someday.

Shi Xiaobai's spiritual body is not so transparent after Shi Feng passed through three copies, at least not when you pass through him, you can still clearly see the part you passed through.From some angles, Shi Xiaobai is almost like a real person, except that he can walk through walls.

The memory fragments Shi Feng obtained this time are related to Shi Xiaobai. He remembered how mischievous and lively Shi Xiaobai was when he was a child. A clean dress would become dirty within two hours. , and when he was the God of War in the Heaven Realm, he loved the only book spirit who accompanied him very much. When Shi Xiaobai stained a piece of clothing, he changed it for Shi Xiaobai.He only needs to move his fingers and blow on Shi Xiaobai, and Shi Xiaobai will have a new dress.Therefore, back then, Shi Xiaobai had innumerable clothes to wear, but now, Shi Xiaobai only wears a flowery dress that is so ugly to the center of the earth all day long, it is more than a word "abuse".

Shi Feng tried his best to recall how this fairy method was used, and when he felt that it was almost done, he called Shi Xiaobai.

Shi Feng said, "Xiaobai, let me change a piece of clothing for you."

Shi Xiaobai was so happy that he squinted his eyes with a smile, and said, "I knew that the master loves me the most! Oh~ Master, I want yellow clothes, blue pants, and silver shoes!"

Shi Feng said: "...Don't even think about it." Do you think you are a dye vat? !

As soon as Shi Feng snapped his fingers, a puff of smoke enveloped Shi Xiaobai. Shi Xiaobai held his head up, triumphantly like a squirrel, he thought expectantly, the master hasn't changed his clothes for a long time, this time What style would you change him to?It would be best if it could be a neat bunt!Yellow is good-looking, bright red is also good, deep purple is very fashionable... He thinks about it, and when he finishes thinking about it, the style will change.

When Shi Xiaobai looked at Shi Feng, he saw his master's eyebrows twisted into a knot, he lowered his head in confusion, and then ran into the bedroom screaming "Wow~"—he only had a pair of underpants left!

It was the first time for Shifeng to use the spell of changing clothes, and he was quite unskilled. He recited the mantra in his mind, but forgot to think about the style of the clothes, so that when he got better, he used Shi Xiaobai's clothes instead. It's gone!However, what troubled Shifeng was not the failure of the spell, but that the color of Shi Xiaobai's underpants was too eye-catching.

Shi Xiaobai's pants are very loose, which is the style worn by ancient people, but it is definitely not the aesthetic of ancient people, because the pants are colorful, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. a rainbow.The rainbow pants are not only colorful, but also priceless - the pants are stitched in gold, pearls around the waistband, and the legs are full of agate, which shines in the fluorescent light .Shi Feng didn't understand, could he really walk in such a pair of underpants?Won't you panic the eggs?Most importantly, was he actually a person with such a curious aesthetic? !

Shi Feng touched his forehead and sighed.

When half of Xiaobai's body protruded from the bedroom wall, he scratched his face shyly and said, "Master...that...that...although Xiaobai likes Master very much and is ready to dedicate himself to Master at any time." Prepare, but Xiaobai is still a spirit body, um, even if the master wants to do something to Xiaobai, he can't do it."

When Shi Feng had blue veins on his forehead, he said, "You think too much."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Well, if the master really wants to do this to Xiao Bai, then the master will have more copies. After Xiao Bai has a real body, the master can do whatever he wants to Xiao Bai!" Watching the wind, two pink blushes appeared on the fair little face, "Xiaobai will definitely cooperate with the master."

Shi Feng: "...No, I said you think too much." Is this really the book spirit of "Guide to Becoming a God" and not the book spirit of some pornographic novel?What kind of mess is packed in the little head!

Shi Feng was too lazy to explain to Shi Xiaobai, so he changed Shi Xiaobai into a set of casual clothes in an instant, and even changed the gemstone pants into ordinary briefs.

Shi Xiaobai pulled his short-sleeved T-shirt out of curiosity, and pulled the neckline of the T-shirt so that more than half of his shoulders were exposed. He said, "Wow, Xiaobai has never worn modern human clothes, so I am not used to it."

Shi Feng said, "You have to get used to it."

Shi Xiaobai opened the waistband of his jeans again, and looked at his briefs from top to bottom, "Master, why is there less and less fabric in human pants? Humans are extraordinarily frugal in strange places. My A pair of underpants are very valuable, in ancient times they could buy a small town, hehehehe, those are Xiaobai's most valuable possessions!"

Shi Feng said: "...well, keep it simple." Is it you who are extravagant and wasteful in strange places?

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh~ Master is right! After all, as a human master, I don't have that much spare money anymore!"

Shi Feng: "..." So I am a poor ghost in this guy's mind.