Becoming a God Guide

11

When Shifeng entered "Guide to Becoming a God" this time, he didn't go to the dungeon, nor did he go to the ring, but went to the cell.

This cell is imitated from ancient times, with straw on the floor and a stone bed against the wall. Luo Fufu and General Snake each share a room, and the two - monsters, quarrel with each other through a wall.

Luo Fufu said: "General Snake, you are so bad! You lied to me that the God of War is nothing special and let me be the vanguard, but I am trapped in this book and I can't get out! I have lost all the duels with the God of War several times , The stick you gave me, which you said was a peerless weapon, was cut into two by God of War, okay?"

General Snake said: "That is the God of War in the Heaven Realm who can seal Lord Demon God. How could he be weak? You are too stupid to believe what I just made up."

Luo Fufu said: "It's all your fault that you lied to me and said that if you can steal the "Guide to Becoming a God", I can be the right and left arm of the demon god, so I was fooled."

General Snake said: "Don't make trouble, even you, a short-armed and short-legged soldier, thinks you walk slowly."

Luo Fufu said: "You are too much! Woooooo~"

Shi Feng: "..."

Shi Feng coughed twice to remind Luo Fufu and General Snake that he was coming, Shi Xiaobai put his hips on his hips to keep the two monsters quiet. The momentum is gone forever.

Shi Feng said, "Tell me about your affairs honestly."

Shi Xiaobai added: "Otherwise the master will make bat stewed snakes to eat!"

Shi Feng said: "...um." What kind of bloody dish is this?You won't want to eat just by hearing the name!

The two monsters, Luo Fufu and Snake General, didn't understand human dishes, and when they heard that Shi Feng wanted to eat them, they were all stupid. Luo Fufu was so frightened that he cried, and Snake General coiled himself into a ball.So, the two spineless monsters explained everything in detail.

General Snake has lived for 300 years and is a loyal subordinate of the Demon God. In other words, he has never seen the true face of the Demon God. After all, his status is too low, so how can he see someone as noble as the Demon God.After the demon god was sealed, the entire demon world fell silent, and all the monsters kept themselves safe, and no one dared to go to the human world to make trouble. Even the god of war in the celestial realm, who can't even defeat the demon god, if they provoke each other, wouldn't they be sure to die? what!

More than 100 years ago, there was a rumor in the devil world that the god of war in the heavens was reincarnated as a human being, and there is no god in the world to control them anymore, but the power of the god of war is still there, and the monsters dare not be presumptuous.Until recently, the demon god showed signs of awakening, and the monsters were boiling. After the demon god returns, they will have support, so sooner or later this earth will be dominated by monsters!At the same time, someone suggested that the God of War in the Celestial Realm was strangled in the cradle when he was still weak. This guy is the natural enemy of monsters. Even if he becomes a human, he cannot be taken lightly.

The person who proposed to assassinate the God of War in the Heaven Realm was a person of great status in the Demon Realm, and he was once a confidant of the Demon God. This person promised that whoever took the head of the God of War would become a hero of the Demon Realm. In addition, he will give the assassin countless wealth and a great tonic that enhances the magic power. This attractive condition has attracted many monsters, and General Snake is one of them.

Shi Feng interrupted General Snake's narration and said, "Aren't you a general?"

General Snake said: "General Snake is my name, not my position in the Demon Realm."

Shi Feng said: "...Okay." It's such a misleading name.

General Snake is an old and cunning snake. Since he is weak, he wants to recruit others into his group, but he can't recruit someone who is too smart, which will take away his credit. Then he came to Luo Fufu.

Luo Fufu is a bat who longs for the Demon God. His biggest dream is to become stronger, become a celebrity, and be famous forever. Therefore, when the snake general coaxes Luo Fufu with sweet words, Luo Fufu agrees without hesitation.Then, the two monsters ended up where they are now.

General Snake protested, "Why did Luo Fufu use the character next to herringbone, and use the animal name for me? It's not fair!"

Shi Feng said: "Because Luo Fufu's appearance is that of a child, and yours is a... long snake that can't be described in words."

General Snake said: "This is just my original form. I will also become a human. My human form is very beautiful!"

Shi Feng was noncommittal.

After being injured, General Snake had very little demon power left, but in order to win a breath, he used all his demon power to turn into a human - a young man with long purple hair, with a good appearance, but quite a temperament. gloomy.

General Snake said, "Look, my human form is much prettier than that carrot head of Luo Fufu."

Luo Fufu choked: "I'm still young, and I'll grow up! You're already an old man!"

General Snake said: "I am in the golden age and you actually call me an old man? No one likes a child like you who can't speak. You will become a loser when you grow up and enter the society!"

Luo Fufu said: "A filthy adult like you will not be washed, and sooner or later he will turn into a lump on the side of the road."

Shi Feng said: "Shut up!"

The two monsters fell silent.

When the black line of the wind is holding the forehead, isn't there a normal creature in the devil world?

General Snake told Shi Feng all the information he knew, and when he was done, he asked Shi Feng to let him live.

Shi Feng said generously: "Yes."

General Snake is grateful and praises Shi Feng's kindness.

Shi Feng said: "The standard for letting you go is not set by me, it is set by the "Guide to Becoming a God", so when you can go and in what way, it is not up to me to decide."

Shi Xiaobai said emphatically, "Maybe you were a cooked snake when I let you go."

General Snake: "..." This is too deceitful!

With Luo Fufu and General Snake, the world in "Guide to Becoming a God" became much more lively, Shi Feng thought, fortunately those two monsters could not be separated from "Guide to Becoming a God", otherwise he would not be able to live his life.

Shi Feng was leaning on the sofa, and Shi Xiaobai was lying beside him, but he had never really sat on a sofa in his life, and he couldn't grasp the strength well. He often passed through the cushion with more than half of his body while sitting, leaving only half The body is still on the sofa, the visual effect is quite amazing.

Shi Feng supported his forehead and said, "Sit down properly."

Shi Xiaobai said aggrievedly: "Xiaobai has no weight, so he can't sit still."

Shi Feng said: "Then float."

Shi Xiaobai said, "But Xiaobai wants to be next to Master."

Shi Feng said: "...Why do you talk so much?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Xiaobai is the owner's pistachio."

Shi Feng: "..." Where did the confidence come from?

Shi Feng stared at the cover of "Guide to Becoming a God" in a daze. It is undeniable that when this book and a noisy book spirit appeared, his life was almost turned upside down. He would either go to the gym or play computer games when he had no classes. , Now when there is no class, he just dives into the "Guide to Becoming a God" to pass a dungeon or study the usage of divine power.Shi Feng is a person who goes with the flow, and he gets used to these things after repeating them a few times. However, a new element has been added to his accustomed life——monsters.

A bat monster Luo Fufu, a green snake monster snake general, Shi Feng can predict that more monsters will attack him in the future. Monster?Another point is that the "Guide to Becoming a God" stipulates that the locked monster must accompany him to complete a task or a small game before he can be eligible to be released. There is no intention to release Luo Fufu, so what is the so-called release standard?He remembered that Shi Xiaobai said that this standard depends on whether the trapped monsters can help him improve his strength, but like Luo Fufu, if he comes one, he can kill one in seconds, and if two come, he can destroy a pair. It might improve him.Could it be that Luo Fufu was locked up all the time?Thinking of Luo Fufu's upright face and how he was crying, Shi Feng couldn't bear it.

Shi Feng told Shi Xiaobai what he thought, and Shi Xiaobai immediately became unhappy.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, why do you think about that idiot Luo Fufu? Master just think about Xiaobai."

Shi Feng asked, "What do you want to do?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Anything is fine, uh~ Master just think more about what Xiaobai will wear today, what he will wear tomorrow, what will Xiaobai do when he has a real body, etc."

Shi Feng said, "That's your own business."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, how can the master say that, Xiaobai was created by the master, and Xiaobai's life is bestowed by the master, the master is responsible to Xiaobai."

Shi Feng said: "All right, all right, I'll be responsible, don't cry."

When Shi Xiaobai wiped away the tears that he didn't have at all, he showed his big white teeth and said, "Master, you are the best!"

Shi Feng: "..."

After Shi Xiaobai's gag, Shi Feng temporarily put Luo Fufu and Snake General behind him.The divine power and memory fragments he obtained in "Fruit Cutting" last time have been integrated and it's time to enter the next copy.

The dungeon this time is not a strategy game, but an RPG game with a plot. The plot is like this: the princess of a kingdom is kidnapped by a monster, and the prince of the neighboring country has to overcome obstacles to rescue the princess.

Shi Xiaobai plays the princess, Luo Fufu kidnaps Shi Xiaobai, General Snake acts as the final boss, and Shi Feng himself plays the role of the prince.

Shi Xiaobai's dress automatically changed into a tutu skirt for a medieval princess, with a crown symbolizing status on his head. He lifted up the skirt curiously, his big eyes sparkled, and his sweet and lovely appearance seemed like a real princess. Princess - the premise is to ignore his flat chest that can run an airplane and the mysterious triangle area under the skirt that is obviously different from girls.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Wow, master, Xiaobai has become a princess!" After he finished marveling, he immediately entered the role, and he read out his lines exaggeratedly, "Ah, I am a handsome, graceful, suave, and superb swordsman, Your Highness the omnipotent prince , please must cross the mountains, cross the plains, ford the rivers and kill the dragon to save me who loves you so much~”

Shi Feng: "..." He really wanted to pretend he didn't know this stupid guy.

As soon as Shi Xiaobai finished speaking, Luo Fufu flew over. When Luo Fufu mentioned Shi Xiaobai, he giggled and said, "Hmph, if you want to save your princess, come to my castle."

Shi Feng said: "If you want to catch it, you can catch it, buy one get one free."

Shi Xiaobai cried: "Your Highness, your lines are not like this! Hey, hey, you want to say that I will go over mountains and mountains to save you, my love."

Shi Feng said helplessly: "Okay, I will save you, you wait for me obediently in the castle with afternoon tea."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Okay~ I will wait for His Royal Highness to step on the seven-color auspicious cloud to save me!" Blow a kiss.

Shi Feng: "..." My heart is so tired.