You and I can't lean on jade and snuggle incense

Jiang Ran: "Are you sure this is your sister? This kind of backpacker feeling, or short hair..."

Wang Ping: "Yes. Didn't you see it? Forget it's my sister as long as I recognize it. Brother will pay for it!"

Wang Caidi: "Stupid Ping, my girl, no, my boy has already paid the driver! Just help me with my backpack."

Then Jiang Ran looked at Wang Ping with a mean face and said thank you to the driver, then took the backpack handed out by his sister, dropped his hands suddenly, then quickly picked it up, and carried it on his shoulder with all his strength , "Caidi, what's in your bag is as heavy as a bomb."

Cai Di, who was wearing a fat black T-shirt of the same style as men and women, took the hand handed over by his elder brother and walked out of the taxi as if Lafayette had arrived.Jiang Ran looked at the two people in front of him in a strange posture.The taxi drove away, Wang Ping looked back at Jiang Ran: "What did you call me just now?"

Jiang Ran cut it. The two brothers and sisters looked very abnormal and really didn't want to take them to the banquet.Eh.But since Wang Ping mentioned it again, let him say: "This is the current situation. I have a friend who treats me to dinner to celebrate my birthday present. We have a strong relationship, and it happens that your sister is here and today is her birthday. , a coincidence will become a coincidence. If you two go together, it will be just enough for the other party to allow me to bring the number of people."

Wang Ping suddenly realized: "Oh. It's Chi Dongshang."

Jiang Ran was shocked: "When did you become smart..."

Cai Di raised his head to look at Jiang Ran, pointed at him, and asked his brother, "Ah Ping, who is he?"

Wang Ping quickly smiled and wrapped up his sister's protruding second thumb and put it down. He didn't want to affect Jiang Ran's mood. on him. "Come pick you up with me, either a roommate or a friend! His name is Jiang Ran, and today is also his birthday."

Jiang Ran smiled, smiled, smiled...

Wang Ping leaned into his sister's ear and whispered in a cozy voice: "Quickly call "Brother Jiang Ran". If you call him, you can have a meal and it's very rich..."

Caidi pushed Wang Ping's face away: "Ah? I'm not here to eat, I just came to see how your life without a sister is like. Do you need me to make up for the emptiness you felt when you left your sister! Your apology! Brother!"

Wang Ping blinked and blinked again.Jiang Ran sighed while resting his forehead, went to the next tree and supported the trunk to make a phone call.

After Jiang Ran and Chi Dongshang finished talking on the phone to confirm the location of the restaurant, and said some polite words, they looked back and saw that the two brothers and sisters had already discussed the countermeasures, and they stood up straight with unified and strange facial expressions. "Brother Jiang Ran, thank you for taking care of my stupid brother as the head of the dormitory. Please continue to discipline him hard in the future. Because of my birthday gift relationship, you have lost the gift that should have you. Caidi expresses my apology here. And Brother Jiang Ran, where are we going to eat!"

This is Wang Ping imitating Jiang Ran's movements and starting to support his forehead. "That's not what I just said."

Caidi looked innocent: "Brother, I followed what you said, and I added a little creativity later, just a little bit, just a little bit."

Jiang Ran gestured to Wang Ping.Wang Ping called his sister and started to go back to the dormitory.The plan of the three of them is as follows: When they arrive at the dormitory building to prevent the uncle with sharp eyes or a cheap mouth from discovering the whistleblower, Wang Ping walks in as usual with his bag on his back, and Caidi arranges the T-shirt to make it bigger and bangs Keeping a distance and following in, Jiang Ran was the third to deal with the aftermath.Visually reduce the strange impact.

The three sneaked into the boys' dormitory in this way, and after successfully entering the corridor on the floor, Wang Ping resumed his previous virtues, and Aqia walked in front.Jiang Ran walked behind Caidi, and Caidi was naturally full of curiosity to observe the people passing by. When he saw that the door of the boys' dormitory was open and the sanitation inside was messy, Caidi looked disgusted: "Hey Yo. It's really confusing."

When Cai Di was facing the door changing pants and the door was not closed tightly, Cai Di tilted his head to look curiously. Wang Ping pulled the girl back and walked straight, saying: "Don't look! It's annoying!"

Jiang Ran turned on the yellow light for Wang Ping's brother-like extreme way of protecting sisters. When he went to the door of his bedroom, Jiang Ran wanted to unlock the door and saw that there was a gap in the door, so he swayed and pushed, and the door opened wide!

Facing the suddenly fully opened bedroom door and the three people who appeared, the monkey who originally hummed a little tune and sang a little love song while taking off his clothes while showing off his clothes and two tits, hummed softly indifferently. "Forget it, Wang Ping, Jiang Ran, you don't look at me anymore and open the door lightly, you almost scared me from standing still."

Caidi leaned his head between Jiang Ran and Wang Ping, who were standing at the door blocking their view, and glanced straight at the people inside the room from the shoulder-to-shoulder hollow, "Oh. That person's pants are not zipped."

The monkey said lightly and calmly: "What's so strange about this, come in and come in quickly." Then he suddenly found something!Turning around, my eyes widened and I saw that although it was short hair... "Where is the woman!" Immediately, he squirmed uncomfortably.

Caidi pushed away the two petrified people on the left and the right, swaggered in leisurely, picked a lower berth that she thought was the neatest and sat on it, and leaned back with her arms, "Is this dormitory clean, Jiang Ran?" Brother cleaned very well. Praise."

After reacting, Jiang Ran and Wang Ping quickly entered the room, one quickly closed the door and latched it, and the other dragged the monkey to the bathroom in a straight line, pushed it, and then closed the bathroom door forcefully.Clap high fives, then ignore the howling of the people in the bathroom: "My clothes! Hey, give me my top..." Wang Ping and Jiang Ran sat across from Caidi.

Jiang Ran: "Ah, your sister is amazing, she is so calm and fearless in the face of an ugly male body."

Wang Ping: "Excellent award. My brother was also surprised a lot. I didn't know that my younger sister became like this when I went out to sophomore year. Brother Jiang, please forgive me."

The handsome clothes I bought after waiting for a change in the bathroom Continue to meet Xiaoman to go on a sweet date with the two of you Monkey, wanting to go out but worrying about a girl who can't get in and out Howling: "Wang Ping, you bastard, whose body is ugly What’s ugly? Say I’m on my second date and get me that button-up shirt on the bed!”

"Is it the gray one with the sign?"

"Ah, yes! Yes! Bring it to me..."

The monkey listened to the footsteps approaching the figure, thought in his heart that he would yell at him after taking the clothes, and pushed the door open with his chest out. "Num. Your clothes."

The monkey stiffly took the shirt from the expressionless Caidi and closed the door at high speed.The door slammed again.

Jiang Ran seemed to have figured out something from all of this, ignoring the point, and nagging: "Monkey, close the door softly. If the door shakes and breaks the fine, you will pay the fine yourself."

Wang Ping seemed to be unable to believe all this and lost his courage. At this time, he silently hugged the railing and bowed his head in silence.

After changing his clothes, the monkey came out and hurriedly threw his old clothes into a ball and threw them into the basin in the bathroom. He put his keys, wallet and mobile phone into a newly bought men's bag, and was about to leave with all his clothes, leaving a sentence: "I Go on a date and come back late at night!" No one paid any attention.When I got to the door, I muttered: "I belong to Xiaoman and I can only show Xiaoman..."

Wang Ping picked up a shoe and threw it at the door!Once the monkey bends, it disappears.The slipper crossed the line and hit the opposite door, and a person in the opposite room shouted, "Who is it?"

Caidi, who was on the opposite side, sat down to be at the same level as Jiang Ran, with his head in line with Wang Ping, who bowed his waist and squatted back to pick up his slippers.

Seeing that Wang Ping came into the room safely, Jiang Ran turned to look at Caidi: "Is your short hair really fake? The gloss is too bright."

"Good eyesight, as expected of the cleanliness and strict head of the dormitory that my brother said on the phone. This is a wig, isn't it realistic? The one I wear is also very technical. People who don't look carefully and have no brains can't see it."

Seeing that the two chatted silently, Wang Ping didn't respond, but was happy for the two of them. Jiang Ran gradually became active and cheerful when getting along with others, although it is now a matter of picking people.As for Caidi, although she used to only cling to him or act coquettishly to him and treat other boys with shame, now it seems that she can talk normally like what she said in her own mouth.I am very pleased.

Remind the two people: "Caidi, you have visited enough, there are usually five people in the dormitory, you have seen two of them, the other three don't seem to exist at ordinary times, and the other two are gentle and thin with glasses. People in vain are quite funny; it doesn't matter if you see them or not." "Jiang Ran, Chi Dongshang told you what time it is, we can prepare in advance..."

Then Caidi was ordered by her brother not to peek and not to open the door, just sit on the bed and wait.Jiang Ran and Wang Ping took turns going to the bathroom to change clothes.

Before setting off on the road, Caidi finally opened her sports backpack, which was as black as her clothes, and took out all kinds of strange snacks from it and put them on her brother's bunk.He also threw a large bowl of fruit jelly on Jiang Ran's upper bunk that he had asked about in the chat.

After Jiang Ran locked the door, Wang Ping put his arms around Caidi's shoulders and went downstairs: "Oh, don't bring me food, I can buy it myself. If I can't buy it, it doesn't matter if I go home for summer vacation and eat again." Caidi replied: "No. Look, my bag is much lighter." Wang Ping: "......"

The three of them went to the place agreed on the phone, neatly dressed and festive, and stopped near the entrance of <Hong Kong 97VIP Fashion>.On the way, Jiang Ran temporarily went into a department store to buy a gift for his sister Caidi who was born on the same day and was also a roommate.Wang Ping refused to say that he had bought it for Caidi and that he didn't need to pay for it. Jiang Ran still walked in and said that anyway, if he was destined to come to eat together, I would also give her a gift together. Your sister is almost my sister.

Wang Ping did not stop him, but he resolutely chose a shopping area where the price is generally suitable for general consumption and locked the area, then let go of his younger sister Caidi and said to her: Take it easy.Caidi also cleverly picked a moderately priced gift suitable for his brother's roommate and friend.Then arrive at the agreed place.

The three of them walked in with different thoughts. Jiang Ran commented on the weird and unrhyming name of the restaurant. Wang Ping and Caidi were worthy of being a mother. There are both Chinese restaurants and western restaurants, and it’s like changing places when you walk from the middle. It looks luxuriously decorated, but I don’t know how it tastes.” Caidi’s question is rather strange: “The fish in the fish tank The matching is not right, and the waiters here are not as stylish as they are in XXXX. The sense of service is not as strong. It would be nice to have more beauties and handsome guys..."

The elder brother and younger sister chattered quietly all the way, Jiang Ran saw the person who set out to meet him, and coughed with his fist to his mouth, but the two brothers and sisters didn't respond, Jiang Ran turned his face angrily and whispered angrily: "Calm down, big brother and big sister! It's time for the two." The brothers and sisters immediately changed their faces, and Jiang Ran was very reserved in the face of Chi Dongshang's invitation.

The five people were in Chi Dongshang's plan, and Han Yu still used his deadly smile to confuse the world.Including Jiang Ran, who still made verbal gestures during several meetings and outings, and Wang Ping, who only greeted once and stood next to him who was neither male nor female, whose gender was not yet known. Eye-catching haze.

Jiang Ran naturally sat directly opposite Chi Dongshang, and when the two of them smiled face to face at the same moment, they created a wonderful atmosphere in tacit understanding.Don't move even if it's short.

Because when Caidi came to this table, he caught a glimpse of two rows of elegant people in suits sitting in the business seat for dinner, and the expressions of the beauties who went up to serve were obviously different from the waiters at the table reception tables with few couples and students outside. Can dispatch of waitperson be different, too?Little sister Caidi was still thinking about it after she sat down.

Han Yu snapped his fingers, Caidi looked up and immediately leaned over obediently, and under Jiang Ran's introduction, he greeted the people opposite in sequence: "Hello, Brother Dongshang, Hello, Brother Han Yu...... "Turning back, he responded with a numb smile: "Brother Jiang Ran, hello Aping..."

Jiang Ran pursed his lips and smiled. Although Chi Dongshang looked at other people, he always took time to look at Jiang Ran's face for a few seconds.So he also smiled silently.Wang Ping curled his lips: "Why do I call people by their first names or by their nicknames, not even Brother?"

Caidi made a face at Wang Ping, "Ah! I won't call you mad at you, so what if you have called it so many times before." Wang Ping reached out to pinch Caidi's dimple and called you wild girl. No matter where the brother's face is, it's because his image is always negative when he sees people like this, and the two secretly compared each other.

Han Yu held his chin, "Are you a girl? Sister Caidi?"

Jiang Ran thought about it and explained: "It's like this. When I answered the phone this afternoon, Wang Ping and I happened to pick up his sister. Caidi came to see his brother. It just so happens that today is also the date of birth of Wang Ping's sister. I just thought about it." Here comes the celebration."

Chi Dongshang glanced at Caidi and said, "It's okay. But...does she like neutral dress?" Caidi responded: "No! I'm here to sneak into Aping's male dormitory. I'm here today to add If you are troublesome, I will follow along to make up the numbers, you can ignore me, you handsome guys talk about your things and eat you, and I will be in charge of appreciating it."

Wang Ping glared at Caidi, who shrugged and sat upright.Han Yu also answered: "And the clothes are so fat that you can hardly see your breasts." Jiang Ran also leaned forward to look at Cai Di who was seated at the same level as Wang Ping, "Could it be that I couldn't see it in the first place? I forgot just now Let her change clothes at the mall and that's it."

Chi Dongshang gently stretched out his hand to swipe the little dandelion whose hair was blown down on the road exposed by Jiang Ran when he stretched out his head, his movements were natural and skillful.Jiang Ran also acted calmly.Then Han Yu and Chi Dongshang began to think about ordering food, and the waiter stood by and offered the menu.Cai Di, who was sitting in the middle of the rectangular table, was still grabbing Wang Ping by the collar and moaning that they were sexually harassing her. …

After discussing with several people, it was decided that one person would order a piece of fruit wood steak, paired with durian crisps, radish stewed beef brisket, pumpkin fruit crisps, blueberry yam puree, stone nest shrimp slippery, dry pot tea and so on.The drink ordered milk and juice, needless to say, this was all aimed at sister Caidi and Jiang Ran, who had a sweet tooth.

As for the beautiful waiter at the table, I don't know if it's because there is a top-notch handsome guy on the table, she is very kind and smiles a lot.After ordering, walk away with feminine steps and classic posture.Caidi looked at Dayan with a smile and waited for the person to walk away before blinking and said: "Look at that girl, her buttocks are twisted when she sees you walking."

Han Yu laughed.Wang Ping was speechless and stared at the ceiling.

After ordering a lot, Jiang Ran was worried that it would be a waste if he couldn't finish it. Chi Dongshang said that he only had a birthday once a year, so it's rare to relax and enjoy it for a while, so don't worry.Han Yu also joked that once Chi Dongshang made a word, it is hard to chase after him. You should get used to Chi Dongshang being very generous among close friends.Even Wang Ping was unwilling to be lonely and interjected, telling Jiang Ran that the point is that if you can't finish eating, you can take it away.

Jiang Ran looked at the crowd and listened to each other. It was worth a smile. He expressed his deep gratitude to Chi Dongshang, the host of the treat. Respect is worse than obedience.

Four men and one woman had fun during the meal. The restaurant is generally more elegant and high-end. Business and company dinners are often held in this restaurant, so the overall dining environment is relatively quiet and comfortable.

The five of them only made noises and laughter when the steaks were served, and the disputes and deliberate tricks that Wang Ping and Jiang Ran had been struggling with for a long time about which hand, which hand, which hand, which hand, which fork, let them guess.Without looking at others, Jiang Ran searched in his mind for a while and found the right posture to eat.Wang Ping switched his left hand to his right hand, and looked at Han Yu who was facing him. He did it the wrong way, and even his younger sister Caidi knew how to hold it. Caidi went to teach Wang Ping. Teach her to be ashamed to keep her voice down.Jiang Ran interrupted with a vicious tongue, you have already lost someone.

The steaks ordered by Chi Dongshang, Jiang Ran and Han Yu were all medium rare, and Caidi asked for medium rare. Wang Ping still chose medium rare for him, and he chose medium rare.Caidi laughed at Wang Ping, and Wang Ping didn't care about it after being embarrassed once, saying that I would rather tell the truth than suffer from face.

For Jiang Ran, this meal was very happy and gratifying. Although he didn't say too much on the surface and there were other friends who couldn't express much, Chi Dongshang ordered him what to eat first and what to eat with it. Jiang Ran complied without any doubt and responded approvingly.

Han Yu is responsible for diverting the attention of Wang Ping and his sister to create a situation for the bamboo horse Chi Dongshang. He chats with Caidi Tiannan, who loves new games, to the north of the earth. Brother's embarrassment.Han Yu would be curious about the photos of the cospary competitions that Caidi showed him and the album pictures of the characters he starred in.In this regard, Wang Ping lamented and worried about his younger sister's behavior of being a man who both loves to play roles and prefers to be a man with a height of 1.7 meters to tease cute girls.Interrupting from time to time, Cai Di, how can a boy have the courage to confess to you like you!

At this time, both Jiang Ran and Chi Dongshang, who were conditioned to reflex, were guilty, either with a blank expression flashing past or looking to the side.Of course, Han Yu is also aware of this point, a beautiful man is a beautiful man and experience is sufficient.Generally speaking, everyone at the table tonight is still very harmonious and beautiful. Handsome men and beautiful women dressed as men, delicious food and environment, spent this birthday party.

After dinner, the gift that Han Yu gave him was exactly what Jiang Ran expected, it was a set of clothes selected for him from his favorite brand clothing store.Han Yu stopped Jiang Ran before he uttered hurtful words: "Don't worry, it's a style that fits your own temperament and conditions. It won't be too deliberately eye-catching, and it also has a slightly different charm. This set is very suitable for you, including Dongshang. Agree with me. I see people very accurately, and so do my eyes."

Jiang Ran took the clothing bag handed over by Han Yu with both hands, and said with a sense of pressure: "The things you like should not be cheap. First of all, I thank you for choosing a suitable gift for me on my birthday. You rarely It’s really not easy to talk to a man who only cares about academics with women. Secondly, let’s say something more formal, Han Yu, I’m very happy to receive your gift. I hope you and I won’t step on shoes like we did when we first met .”

Chi Dongshang: "..."

Wang Ping: "..."

Ceddy: "...?"

Han Yu's expression was first smiling when he heard Jiang Ran's expressive language, then he was puzzled, then he was relieved, and finally he was speechless.He cleared his throat: "Now that we are together, let's have a peaceful hug."

Han Yu opened his arms, his hands spread his wings, and his expression became vivid.At the intersection outside the restaurant, Wang Ping was also suddenly affected by the atmosphere and said to his sister: "Let's have a hug too, brother and sister love separated in different places!" Going up to the sky, Wang Ping and his sister ran into each other's arms.

After all, Chi Dongshang had never seen such a scene before, and the handsome gentleman who had always shown fit and restrained coughed.So Jiang Ran ignored Han Yu's outstretched arms, and only symbolically stepped forward to shake his paws.Then get out of the way and stand on Chi Dongshang's side.

Han Yu looked back: "It's just gone?"

Chi Dongshang answered for Jiang Ran: "No more."

Afterwards, Wang Ping said that he would send his sister to spend the night at the local aunt's house here, so he bid farewell to everyone first.When she was leaving, the little girl finally took off the wig and loosened the clips, loosened the long hair of the shawl, and showed a delicate smile that a girl should have, and said goodbye to the three people in place one by one.

A dinner was over, the bill was paid by Chi Dongshang by swiping his card, and a set of branded clothes was given by Han Yu. When he left, he didn't forget to remind Jiang Ran of the gift he mentioned to him in the dormitory in the afternoon - to be an errand for Jiang Ran. However, it is Wang Ping, a deep sister-in-law, who uses a month's labor gift.

Under the street lamp, Jiang Ran took a deep breath and his expression was already very relaxed. Wang Ping and Cai Di had long since disappeared.At this time, Han Yu suggested, "Let's go to the bar this weekend?" Even Jiang Ran readily agreed.Just a side note: "If there is no accident in the dormitory, then go."

Han Yu sighed with a look of great sympathy, it is still comfortable not to live in the school without restrictions.Chi Dongshang poked Han Yu with his arm, Han Yu stretched his waist and said goodbye: "I'll go out to play again, I'll take a step first. Goodbye!"

Chi Dongshang and Jiang Ran were left, and there were still many people on the bustling and lively road at this time. Jiang Ran and Chi Dongshang walked in parallel, chatted and smiled at each other.It's not too awkward when you don't talk, but occasionally when you look at the other person sideways and find that the other person is looking at you, Jiang Ran will show a smile similar to a wry smile and say, "You are very strange."

Chi Dongshang would answer his words: "It's strange." He turned his gaze back to the road, the car, and the ground.When Chi Dongshang found out that Jiang Ran was peeking at him again, he would laugh very stupidly: "You are so strange."

Jiang Ran couldn't stand this kind of topic, so he walked in and postponed Dongshang, who pretended to be unsteady and said, "If you push me down, you won't be able to get rid of it if I rely on you .”

Chi Dongshang laughed again and Jiang Ran ignored him, and walked forward at a faster speed, muttering: "I want to beat someone up."

Chi Dongshang was not in a hurry, so he followed Jiang Ran and watched him from behind.Maybe Jiang Ran wouldn't mind watching him from behind.

Jiang Ran in front looked back every once in a while, and looked back to see if someone was there after walking for a while.Chi Dongshang smiled when he saw him looking back to see if he was still there.Jiang Ran said that you are laughing fart.Chi Dongshang was joking, just laughing at you.As soon as Jiang Ran got angry, he turned around and raised his fist to beat him up: Who are you calling a fart, you are the one who owes you!

Chi Dongshang opened his right hand to wrap around Jiang Ran's fist. Jiang Ran broke free from the opponent's hand and moved his arm back slightly. Chi Dongshang's palm still wrapped his fist, not as completely as cloth wrapped around a stone. Most of the fists were wrapped.They stopped suddenly.

Jiang Ran whispered: "Don't make trouble, there are people." Chi Dongshang sighed: "I didn't do anything, but outsiders looked like we were going to fight."

No one spoke for a while, Jiang Ran stared at his fist being wrapped by the opponent's palm, and exerting a little force, he felt itchy in his palm and itchy in his heart.Chi Dongshang lowered his eyelids and glanced over each other's eyes, his nose, his chin, and his lips.Bewitched, he took another step closer to Jiang Ran, and Jiang Ran felt that his breathing was almost restricted.

Suddenly there was a sound of a car, and Jiang Ran woke up like a dream. He drew his hand fiercely, glared at Chi Dongshang, broke away from Chi Dongshang's control, turned his back and walked again.See, as long as you want to break free, you can still break free.Jiang Ran's anger was not only due to the other party's actions, but also due to his own hesitation.I always feel that if this continues, many things will start to go into chaos. The order and rigidity of the forts and iron towers he built in the past will be affected, and the foundation will be shaken.

"There will be a stop at the turn ahead. I can still catch up with the gate control by taking the bus back. You don't have to send it off. I'm a big man and I'll be laughed at. You go back. I'm very happy today...Thank you . Dongshang."

The one in front of him didn't even look back. Chi Dongshang looked around, then trotted forward and took Jiang Ran's hand.Jiang Ran originally thought that Chi Dongshang was just about to say something, so he didn't break free.But Chi Dongshang pulled him to the dark place, "Don't go yet, I haven't given you the last birthday present yet."

When Jiang Ran looked at the man with a serious expression and deep locks and pulled him away just now, he just kept his head behind his back and said in a pleading voice: "There is only one thing missing, I want you to meet mine." This year's birthday can be complete..." Jiang Ran felt a little sour.a little bit.

Both of them stopped, and Chi Dongshang took out the brown box that was ready to be put in at some time from his pocket, solemnly opened Jiang Ran's palm and put it in.It was a small box, but Chi Dongshang put it very carefully.Jiang Ran didn't dare to look at Chi Dongshang, some things were very dangerous, such as eyes.

He heard Chi Dongshang murmuring in his ear: "Pack it up, put it away, and put it in place. Open it when you want to." The moment Jiang Ran clenched his hands to hold the box, Chi Dongshang let go Hand, still beat his shoulder like a good buddy like a brother in the past, and said cheerfully: "I am so happy that I am so stupid that I forgot to respond, giggling, okay, I will send it to you! You go to the station It's late and there is no car."

Jiang Ran walked all the way, crossed the road and set foot on the station platform, facing the road and looking left and right without looking at the opposite side. When he hesitated to look at it, Chi Dongshang on the other side of the road had disappeared.

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