You and I can't lean on jade and snuggle incense

Jiang Ran: "What? Be a 'slave' for me for a month? Are you sick?"

Wang Ping: "What, you don't want to be translated for others. The meaning is rough. I mean, I will give you a one-month errand as a housekeeper as a birthday present for you. I have no money. Who Let this day be my sister's day. My brother's love for my sister must come first. As a brother, I will use my labor to compensate you. I will give you a real gift next year. I will definitely blind you."

Jiang Ran looked at Wang Ping in disgust, and said, "How much money did you spend on your sister? You won't cover all the living expenses, right? You're a sister-lover who watches too many anime."

Wang Ping rolled his eyes up to try to calculate, and then gave Jiang Ran a gesture.Jiang Ran looked at Wang Ping's finger: "Something worth 500 yuan?"

Wang Ping shook his head wrong, guess again.Jiang Ran pondered, this guy is not the type with a lot of money to live on, and he also has great enthusiasm for comics and animations. He doesn't care too much about the long-term investment in computers and Internet fees. .Could it be that he was so willing to bleed? "I guess—a thousand and five hundred!"

Wang Ping sighed, with a helpless expression on his face: "Guess again..."

Jiang Ran walked over at a glance, and patted Wang Ping, who was sitting on a chair, who was checking the online express logistics to show where the goods had arrived.There was a slap on the shoulder, and Jiang Ran sighed: "I didn't expect you to be so willing to give your sister 5000 yuan to buy things. You are really... a good brother, a good brother in China."

Sitting still, Wang Ping continued to look at the display on the computer webpage, and said to himself: "The goods have arrived, so why does it show that they are signed for? Don't let me get into trouble with such an expensive item. No, I have to call my sister!"

It ended at the same time, Wang Ping's mobile phone with his ass up and his face down was thrown on the bed, vibrating like a fart while ringing loudly.

Jiang Ran picked up the phone and handed it to Wang Ping, who looked very sad.Wang Ping answered: "Hey who... Oh, my little ancestor! You really killed me! I am your real brother, do you still remember that I am your brother... ..."

Knowing how to avoid the situation, Jiang Ran went to the balcony to check his mobile phone, and checked to see if he missed any text messages. He didn't know what Chi Dongshang was going to send him, but Han Yu's could be ignored.

"Jiang Ran. Come down with me and pick someone up." Wang Ping knocked on the table and called him.Jiang Ran entered the room: "You pick it up, why don't you take me to catch the wind? Go by yourself."

Wang Ping withdrew his personal confidence, and the computer webpage was closed, leaving only a clean desktop.I just packed my phone and tidied up my clothes to open the door. "Hey, my sister is here. He said he wants to see how my dead brother lives. He came to the school by car for 2 hours just to find me. Just now he said on the phone that we are coming to the school gate. You and I Go down, the two of you will see how to cover up and get her up."

Jiang Ran then locked the bedroom door and went downstairs.Sarcasm him: "What good things did you do, and your sister came to your door."

Wang Ping: "I don't know. I didn't offend her. I remember. Let her sit for a while and then send her away. It's not reassuring for a girl to wander alone..."

Two times continued from the downstairs of the dormitory, walked and chatted to the school gate.Jiang Ran only knew something about the two brothers and sisters. The two were incompatible since childhood. The younger sister bullied the older brother arrogantly, and the older brother bullied the younger sister in turn when he grew up.During middle school, because my brother left my sister outside alone, my sister almost had an accident that day.The elder brother was beaten up by the parents, and the younger sister lay unconscious on the bed.The elder brother regretted thinking that his sister had died, and cried and knelt down to his parents and begged them to find a doctor to save his sister. His nose was like tears.

Parents, parents, and mother are also bad enough. If they don't tell their son the real situation, they leave their son in the house and sit next to his sister's bed, feeling guilty and remorseful.The two adults peeked outside the door and pretended to leave to take the opportunity to educate their children.

The elder brother was crying in pain, feeling like the adults said that the elder brother should take good care of the younger sister, even if the younger sister is wrong, he should not be cruel to the younger sister and abandon her younger sister.To protect my sister, the whole family is brotherly, so I can only be bullied by my own family and cannot give outsiders a chance.My brother's heart ached when he thought about it. He suddenly remembered that he had peeked at the first manga of a classmate. No matter how bad he is, he loves to fight. He loves everything about his sister, even if it's not his own. He doesn't allow it. Someone moved her a finger.

So he howled loudly, and threw himself hard at his sister.Mom looked outside and couldn't help but want to open the door and go in. Dad stopped when she stepped on one foot.On the bed, the younger sister who was sleeping soundly after seeing the bed because of being tired and frightened, was woken up by the brat who was pressing on her belly with her paws slapped.

The girl opened her eyes a few times with "hmmmm" and looked at the back of her brother's head with big eyeballs blinking.Then he faltered and said: Brother, you are pressing me, it is so heavy.The elder brother didn't hear and continued to cry, but the younger sister poked him.The kid just turned around with a teary face and groaned: What are you doing poking me!Feeling wrong in hindsight.Wipe away the tears and take a look, no, these are not my girls!Eyes open and can speak well.Go up happily and hug her in your arms.

Mom and Dad came in with smiles on their faces. Only then did my brother realize that he had been cheated. He stared at his parents and was punished: Who are you staring at? You are so small, do you know how dangerous it is to leave your sister outside alone? , how does mom and dad usually educate you?No matter what happens outside, I can't get separated from my sister, and if I want to quarrel when I go home, I will make trouble again.Fortunately, my sister is fine, otherwise I will see who you can argue with when you are lonely in the future.It's my fault if I don't end up with you.

The elder brother thought his mother was nagging and walked around to the sister's bed on the other side. The younger sister called him, but he blushed in embarrassment when he turned around.His grandma, when he was excited, thought that his sister would not be able to wake up, subconsciously used the side in the comics to practice what he had learned, and the scene of hugging his sister was really realistic.

The buddy said cheaply: You are fine.I think you can't wake up, if you wake up, forget it.

The younger sister smiled at him, and then took out two super large Osaka lollipops with colorful circles, two-thirds the size of her face, from the quilt, handed him one, and said: I was supposed to give it to my brother, but my brother ran too fast I lost my way without catching up, so I gave one to my brother.

The elder brother was ashamed and bowed his head to apologize: sister, I'm sorry.

The younger sister still laughed and said: I just want to say sorry, I always bullied you before.I dare not in the future.

This farce is over.From then on, Wang Ping never dared to play tricks on his sister again. If he had a pimple and couldn't solve it, he would admit his mistake at home in rock-paper-scissors.Basically, there is no wind or rain or sunshine so roughly.

Jiang Ran put his fist to his mouth when he heard this, and couldn't hold back a "puchi" laugh. "You two brothers and sisters are really weird, so you've been focusing on sister control for several years, and you're still single now?"

Wang Ping walked left and right, worrying about whether the taxi driver would intend to misbehave or make a detour, whether his sister would go to another campus, or might go to a different door from the one agreed.Hearing Jiang Ran talk about being single again, he complained: "Don't say it, just you Jiang Ran took the lead in saying that, and the people in the dormitory will follow you to mock me. Maybe it's true after all. ..."

Jiang Ran was surprised: "Could it be that you have no desire to protect other girls except your sister? Or to please?"

Wang Ping stared straight: "What are you talking about! You can't talk nonsense in broad daylight. I have a woman I like, but, er, forget it. But I can tell you one more secret , do you want to hear it?"

Jiang Ran's chirping turned out to be different from what he thought, he wasn't.But he also acted as if he was really interested in the secret that Wang Ping wished to reveal by himself, "What secret, I'm so lucky to know, I'm all ears!"

Wang Ping: "My first love was because of my sister, who turned yellow. Do you remember what I said when I reconciled with Caidi and said that I would never leave her behind? After that, Caidi went to the gate of the middle school opposite after school. Wait for me, the doorman saw her cute and said that he would often let her in when he waited for his brother. Several times I wanted to make a date with my senior sister, but I was urged to go home by Caidi. When my younger sister was disobedient and followed others to the path, she threw my senior sister alone. From then on, my senior sister never gave me another chance! Sad reminder!"

Jiang Ran is very good at focusing on the key points, "You said your sister's name is 'Caidi', right? The 'Cai' of Duo Caimei."

Wang Ping corrected: "Colorful Girl? 'Colorful Girl' is her nickname, but it's not her name. My sister's Caidi's 'Cai' is Ying Caier's Cai, and 'Di' is Disney's Di... .Hey girl is calling! Don't talk! "

"Hey, I'm listening. Tell me carefully where you have been. I'll find you."

Jiang Ran watched the sky gradually darken, and it was not far away, so he looked to both sides of the road.He saw Wang Ping run away while listening to the phone, and he followed suit.The mobile phone in his pocket vibrated, Jiang Ran wanted to ask Wang Ping to answer the phone, but when he realized that Wang Ping was answering the phone, he was so stupid to feel the vibration, could it be himself.Then we got on the phone.

It's Chi Dongshang!Jiang Ran waited for the other party to speak first: "Jiang Ran, Jiang Ran! We bought gifts and booked a restaurant. Let me tell you, here..." Jiang Ran interrupted: "Why are you Han Yu? This is not Dong Shang's number?"

After a pause, Han Yu yelled: "Hey, you're still 'Dongshang', you just call it the last two words. Hehe.....Okay, okay, Chi Dongshang, don't worry, I'll tell him... ..Hey, Jiang Ran, are you listening? Please leave for the XXXX hall in half an hour. It should be around 05:30 now. You come over at [-]:[-] and start at [-]:[-]. Chi Dongshang has prepared everything for you Come here after you dress up neatly. See you soon! Wait, and Chi Dongshang added that if you want to bring someone, you can bring one or two brothers he also knows. Goodbye!"

Jiang Ran looked confused, looking at the screen showing the end of the call, Han Yu said so much in one go, probably, well, he probably didn't miss it.The time now is really almost 05:30.By the way, chase Wang Ping.Ask him if he will go...

Jiang Ran chased Wang Ping who stopped in front of a taxi.Greeting: "Wang Ping! I said..."

The birthday episode is still on the way.

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