You and I can't lean on jade and snuggle incense

"Jiang Ran! Happy birthday, wish your wishes come true and have fun every day!" Duo Caimei held her handicraft banner high above her head, facing classmate Jiang Ran who had just taken her seat.The name in large characters, the red, green and green cross-stitch, and the patterns that were probably painted with acrylic paint left Jiang Ran speechless.

"Look at my uncle's gift, it's definitely higher-end and higher-grade than theirs! This is the "Cheats of Men's Heroes' Cultivation" that I managed to get. Let me tell you..." The monkey still looked like a hedgehog. Hard-haired pursuit is still daydreaming mighty idiot.The monkey sat down and hugged the chair back to Jiang Ran, bragging.It was obvious that Jiang Ran rolled his eyes at him and didn't want to see him dislike him. "Keep it to yourself." The monkey was surprised: "No, I have Xiaoman, it's not good if I'm jealous..."

The colorful girl poked the monkey's neck repeatedly with her finger on the back, but once it was invalid, and the second time it was invalid.The colorful girl's eyes glowed green and she poked her hard! "Ouch! Who's looking for death? I'll beat you up... Ah, Xiaoman, why are you here?" Monkey turned his head in pain and was about to say hello to Grandpa Duo Cai, who was making trouble. Duo Cai looked to the left with both hands Turning around the instructions, and then slowly retreating to the right, Xiaoman appeared on the scene and slowly approached the protagonist.

The monkey was stunned for a moment, Xiaoman glanced at him without answering, then approached Jiang Ran.Holding a gift box with sky-blue wrapping paper and a yellow bow in both hands, he handed it to Jiang Ran, smiling generously: "Congratulations on your happy birthday. Because the colorful girl took me to her place to help make the banner for your birthday, I also participated in it and prepared to give you a present when I knew it was your birthday. A little care is no respect.”

Jiang Ran smiled to show the gentleness of the brother next door, and also took the gift with both hands and thanked Xiaoman.The monkey lay on Jiang Ran's table and looked at the blue gift box to guess what was inside.Anyone watching can see that the monkey wants to take the gift from Xiaoman for himself.Wang Ping leaned against the other row of tables and chairs and put his arms around his chest and smiled, while Duo Caimei took the seat she had originally looked for and sat back.

Xiaoman turned around and didn't forget to turn back and pat the awkward monkey. The monkey pouted with dissatisfaction: "You haven't given me a gift before, so give it to this indifferent guy first..." He sighed in front of him, hooked his finger to the monkey, and walked towards the door.The monkey followed behind without saying anything, as if being led by its soul.

Colorful Girl watched from her seat as the monkey lowered its head and obediently clung to Xiaoman and walked out of the classroom. She put her elbows on the table and nodded her pen to show that everything was in plan.There were some students in the classroom who greeted Jiang Ran meaningfully and followed the atmosphere to verbally wish him a happy birthday.

One of Haozi and Daren was not in the dormitory, and the other did not know where they went, and the other did not see him after taking other courses.The corner of the monkey's mouth could not be closed, and he came back excitedly with a suppressed smile. He forgot to find a place at the beginning, and now he can only see where the space is available and make do with it.Wang Ping and Jiang Ran said that his gift would be delivered to him in the dormitory back to the dormitory, and Jiang Ran and Wang Ping clapped tacitly.

The lecturer stood at the door for a while as if talking to other counselors, and was about to come in after finishing speaking.The monkey happily opened a new book that hadn't been read much, opened it and pretended to be a different person, with an atmospheric picture of a grassland, green grass, high altitude and blue sky above its head, and every move between lovers made this The monkey who used to call himself a narcissist, but Shi Lei, became suspicious and unconfident, and seemed a little more reliable.

Jiang Ran silently cleaned up the table with swift hands and feet, and rolled up the banner with his arms rustling.Gift bags are placed under the table.

Everyone is going to restrain their behavior in class. Wang Ping's seat is one seat behind on the right side of Duo Caimei, with the aisle in the middle.Duo Caimei's electives and interesting lectures besides the compulsory professional courses are all messy, but the courses related to the professional courses Duo Caimei will appear at the same time as Jiang Ran. Wang Ping follows Jiang Ran to elective courses to outline the future. Going to Bacheng, you can meet colorful girls.

At this time, Wang Ping is usually used to picking a seat to the left or right of Duo Caimei's position, either one or two behind or the front.At this time, Duo Caimei will be harassed by Wang Ping's notes. Once Duo Caimei listens to the teacher's class, she will be very quiet. Afterwards, Duo Cai turned her head and glared at Wang Ping viciously, Wang Ping raised his eyebrows looking mean.Make a mouth shape with the lips, zoom in and slow down, and the other party knows that the meaning of this mouth shape is a typical representative of exploding foul language.

Jiang Ran looked at the lecturer in front of the podium, scribbling and writing with a pen in his hand, and occasionally glanced at a few guys who were usually talkative and playful, and then turned back to the front.

On Tuesday, June 2010, 6, Jiang Ran's 15th birthday came.Jiang Ran didn't know that this year would be different from the previous birthdays.

There was no class in the afternoon, so Jiang Ran and the others took their places to rest and sleep in the dormitory.Except that the monkey said after class that he went out first, hurriedly took the wallet and ID card, turned around in front of the mirror, and disappeared, probably busy with a date.

There was still no news from Haozi, so Daren sent Jiang Ran a text message to go back to the dormitory at night.After lunch, Wang Ping fiddled with his mobile phone and yelled at a girl who obviously heard howling on the balcony, and Jiang Ran moved his ears to listen.Who is this? Girls nowadays are so fierce when talking on the phone. Would it be fatal to turn into a Hedong Lion Roar if you want to quarrel face to face?He shook his shoulders secretly and was proud of his rational choice.

After Wang Ping hung up the phone, he picked up a glass of water and poured it into his mouth.Jiang Ran stood between the sinks, rinsing his mouth and brushing his teeth. In front of the mirror, he moved the toothbrush slowly and rubbed the surface of the teeth horizontally and vertically. The foam became white and overflowed.Jiang Ran thought: It seems that there is too much toothpaste.

"Jiang Ran? Jiang Jiang? Jiang Daran! You should go out too, I'm the only one left in the dormitory." Wang Ping didn't look carefully and only looked at the bed and balcony.In the bathroom, Jiang Ran responded with a "woo-woo" with foam in his mouth, slurred his speech, and simply lowered his head and spit out the foam in a big gulp, and then said: "Stupid, I'm in the bathroom..."

Wang Ping went to the bathroom door and saw that there were indeed people inside. He felt relieved and slapped the rushing river on the back, "I said, how can you be so unrestrained, let's go out together if you want to go out. Good brother!"

Jiang Ran straightened up, looked at Wang Ping in the mirror, and asked casually while wiping his face with a towel: "That woman with a loud voice just now, who sounded so fierce, is your new date?"

Wang Ping's face turned dark when he heard this, Jiang Ran turned his head to see the real black face effect, "You are going to die, pull this face. Why don't you also wash and purify your mood?"

"That's my sister. It also happens to be her birthday today, and she yelled that I didn't deliver the things I promised to give her to deceive her. A few days ago, I helped her pick one from the shopping cart to pay for and generate an order. Express delivery It was too late and it was not delivered in time, and it was still on the way. I just explained it and started arguing."

Jiang Ran expressed his sympathy. It's really great to have a hot-tempered and clingy younger sister. It's a blessing in my previous life.Wang Ping corrected the sins committed in the previous life, and owed her this life to reincarnate to avenge him.If it wasn't for the fact that his younger sister was always by his side and frightened the people around him, Wang Ping reckoned that he would have had one or two girlfriends by now.

"Speaking of which, are you mutated or my sister mutated? You and her were both born with the same constellation. Yes, you are born with Gemini. Why is there such a big difference?"

"Your sister is the one who mutates. If you have to describe it in terms of mutation, then don't worry about it. It's definitely your sister who has mutated. Hero Jiang is normal."

They came out to see that the door of the dormitory was ajar, and Jiang Ran went to close the door to change clothes before going to sleep.Wang Ping went back the same way and went straight to the bed and suddenly sighed nervously: "God. This girl's sense of existence is too low all day long. It's fine if she doesn't feel it at ordinary times. Suddenly appearing on the bed and lying on the bed startled me."

Jiang Ran looked back and it turned out that the famous low-voltage presence in their dormitory, who often went out inexplicably and came back for no reason, made people feel that such a cannon fodder character was there. He hadn't seen it in the dormitory just now and before. Jiang Ran took another look The door I just closed.

After Wang Ping finished booing in shock, he began to expel Mr. Cannon Fodder impatiently, who was lying on the wrong bed. Mr. Cannon Fodder got up and rubbed his eyes to look around.Both Jiang Ran and Wang Ping waited for him and said: Doubt?Why am I here.That's the drama.

But Mr. Cannon Fodder just patted Wang Ping on the shoulder apologetically: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm lying on the wrong bed. You sleep and you sleep."

Then he climbed onto the top of Wang Ping's bed, lay flat on his back, stretched out his arms and stretched out one hand from the bed.

Jiang Ran asked lightly: "Yu Xing, did you open that half-open door when you came in when Wang Ping and I were talking in the bathroom?"

Mr. Cannon Fodder, who was sleeping on the bed with his eyes closed, replied in a hoarse voice: "Yes. And...my name is Yu Xian."

For the two people below, Wang Ping looked at Jiang Ran blankly, and Jiang Ran also spread his hands and was speechless. After all, every time the people in the dormitory called this person's name, they would call him wrong eight times out of ten.Who told this person to take different courses from Jiang Ran, Wang Ping, and other people in this dormitory. He basically couldn't meet them in class, and he had such a low sense of presence. Why on earth would he be arranged to live in their dormitory.They don't know either.

In the afternoon, Wang Ping slept in the dormitory for most of the afternoon, and Jiang Ran slept for about two or three hours, leaning against the wall with posters and playing soft music in the earphones, and Chi Dongshang and Chi Dongshang silently sent text messages to each other .Jiang Ran looked down from time to time to see if the two had woken up, and sent irrelevant chat messages with Chi Dongshang.Obviously at the beginning it was the theme of wishing him a happy birthday, but then he ran further and further away. June 6 is the Dragon Boat Festival, and Chi Dongshang promised to take him to eat delicious rice dumplings, sweet or salty as he likes.

Jiang Ran asked him in a text message: What about today, will you give me a present for my birthday today?

The other party sent a message: Can you talk on the phone now, let's talk on the phone.

Jiang Ran heard the movement and looked down at Wang Ping turning over. Mr. Cannon Fodder on Wang Ping's upper bunk sat up and bent over to get down. He moved step by step, and carefully went down to the ground to put on his shoes.Covering his eyes with long black hair, he went into the bathroom, and soon came out to the door.

Jiang Ran whispered to him: "Are you going out?"

Mr. Cannon Fodder turned his head, raised his head and looked at Jiang Ran who was on the upper bunk on the balcony on the left: "En. Are you awake?"

Jiang Ran vetoed and said goodbye, and then Mr. Cannon Fodder disappeared quietly again. Sure enough, even walking and closing the door made very little movement.

Because he didn't reply to the text message in time, it was taken as the default, and Jiang Ran's cell phone rang and vibrated suddenly.Jiang Ran shook his hand to see that it was Chi Dongshang calling, and he connected.

The other party: "Jiang Ran?" Jiang Ran scratched his head, let's go out and talk.So he replied: "I'm Jiang Ran, that, can you wait for me for a while. I told you outside that my roommate is still sleeping."

After agreeing, Jiang Ran slowly got down from the upper bunk with his back on his back. Wang Ping woke up and asked what was wrong.

Xiao Pao Jiang Ran came to find a quiet corner outside the dormitory building and checked to make sure there was no one around, then continued to talk to Chi Dongshang.The content is basically to ask Jiang Ran if there is any special gift that he wants, or if he wants to buy it.Jiang Ran replied that he had nothing in particular that he wanted, and there was nothing he lacked recently.As long as the other party looks at it, just buy it and give it to him.

Chi Dongshang thought for a while on the phone, and then pondered whether Jiang Ran would refuse if he said it, or if he had already bought the materials when it was delivered to him, and Jiang Ran couldn't shirk it.He also said in a happy tone that I will figure it out, and I will personally choose a gift for you and you must accept it when the time comes.

Jiang Ran raised his head and squinted to observe the sky at 4 pm, then lowered his head and replied in a critical tone: I am not so easy to pass!I'd like to see what you're going to do.

On the phone, Chi Dongshang laughed heartily, and Jiang Ran frowned involuntarily when a voice appeared, "Dongshang, what do you think of this one, I think it fits Xiao Jiang's temperament well... ...."

Jiang Ran was not in a good mood to sarcastically: "I'm not mistaken, Han Yu is next to you, right? That kid's vision and taste are unbelievable. I won't like it."

Han Yu on the other end of the phone looked at Chi Dongshang with a sympathetic expression, put his ear to Chi Dongshang's cell phone to listen, and then simply yelled into the cell phone: "Xiao Jiangjiang? Your brother Han Yu and I are giving You choose a gift, don't worry brother, I know what you like, and even if there is a mistake with Chi Dongshang, he will remind me, don't worry, the gift I picked for you is definitely OK!"

Jiang Ran listened carefully, and said in a distasteful tone: "Ah...do you want to give me a gift, oh, then I can tell you directly that I don't want it, no trouble, no need to spend money. Thank you I should be understanding."

Han Yu snatched Chi Dongshang's phone, and lowered his voice angrily: "You boy, you should know that the number of people who want to receive the gift I picked by myself can fill up the playground in the school, and there is a gate at the gate of the other school, you don't want it!" I don't know how to cherish it! I and..."

Han Yu wanted to continue to show off how attractive he was and how attractive he was, but Chi Dongshang had already taken his mobile phone away suddenly, and Chi Dongshang signaled Han Yu not to speak.Han Yu looked at Chi Dongshang's partial attitude, and how angry his charm was like a piece of paper when Jiang Ran dismissed his charm indiscriminately.Standing by the side at this time, he was so angry that he put his arms around his chest and pointed his feet, and couldn't help turning two circles.

Jiang Ran didn't know that the person listening to the phone had become Chi Dongshang. He thought it was Han Yu, so he was articulate and sharp: "Yo. You, Han Yu, have a lot of appealing fans. You are as young as a school girl and as big as a school girl." The aunts and aunts at the door, just don’t know how many of them are big girls and how many are masculine young men?”

Chi Dongshang listened to Jiang Ran's venomous criticism of Han Yu, and couldn't help laughing with a little voice.While listening to the phone, Chi Dongshang looked at Han Yu who was still brooding with sympathy in his eyes.Han Yu read Chi Dongshang's eyes out of curiosity, and found that he thought it was not beneficial to him.

Chi Dongshang smoothed things over: "Jiang Ran, don't bicker with Han Yu. In fact, you two are arrogant and awkward. It's understandable to quarrel when you meet. But it's rare that today is your birthday, and Han Yu chose it with his own eyes. This is a gift for you. I decided that the gift I will give you will be my own choice. We will give it to you separately. Even if you like me, you don’t like Han Yu, but also save him a little face. Hehehehe."

This time both sides are fried.

Han Yu: "Chi Dongshang, who are you talking about being awkward! Who are you talking about?...I think you have turned your elbows out of the country and gone abroad!"

Jiang Ran on the other end of the phone: "...Stop talking nonsense and be careful I'll beat you up! Who cares about your things, you should be ashamed! Forget it, I'll hang up like this!"

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