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"Hey! Boy, be careful!" Tony tightly guarded the upper scroll in his hand, and gave Pietro a hard look at the "scratched" past.

"Yes, Sir!" The silver-haired boy... no, it should be the silver-haired boy, and saluted in a funny way.

"... Hurry up and put up the blessing, there is still a row of windows that have not been pasted, don't be lazy like a baby in pajamas!"

"Mr. Stark! I'm already working, can I stop calling that nickname?" Peter, who was hanging from the ceiling as a symbolic sweeper, protested and hung himself upside down in front of Tony, "Also, I'm not lazy , it’s all because the Avengers Building is too clean, besides, sweeping the dust is meant to be auspicious, the important thing is the symbolic meaning!”

"Heh, I found out that you have been led bad by Exton now, have you learned to talk back?"

"..." Is there something wrong with this sentence? Exton is only six years old, right?How can I say that I brought him down?

"Tony, are you alright?" Zooey finally bypassed the busy Avengers and got in front of Tony again, "My second line is all posted, and Wanda used Chaos Magic to support Exton to post the horizontal comment. "

"Little sweetheart, why did you have to let that brat write a horizontal comment? He obviously drew a messy stick figure, right?"

"Well, your writing is quite good now." Zooey looked at the first couplet written by Tony, the horizontal and vertical square characters, although it can't be called a style, but it is quite Stark's style , there are some coquettish circles unconsciously at the beginning and end of each word, like English cursive characters, with a special charm, "Don't forget your words when we celebrated the New Year together for the first time... let's talk , Exton's drawing is so good, the Q version of the Avengers family, and there is a curly A in the middle, it looks like what you wrote."

"Come on, that brat is not like me→_→, not anywhere!" Tony rolled his eyes again to express his dissatisfaction.

"Okay, honey, everything you say is right, go and paste the couplet! Has Natasha's window grille been cut yet?"

"Okay, quick boy and Marks went to post together. Natasha seems to be helping Dr. Banner and Dr. Strange to make lanterns. The captain and Clint are in the kitchen to help you watch the heat of the steamed meat... I'm extremely skeptical, no, I'm sure, Fat Jiu is going to steal it!"

The Avengers are all dressed in new clothes, busy preparing for the new year.

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Since Zoe married Tony, the Avengers must gather three times a year, and as for the small gatherings, there are countless of them.

There are three large parties, one is Christmas, which is a long-standing tradition, and the other two are Spring Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival.The latter two were specially arranged by the rich father to satisfy his wife's homesickness.

With free food, free wine, and most importantly, a fantastic vacation, how could the rest of the Avengers say no?

As for the villains, they naturally don't pick any dates when they do things. During these three days every year, at the beginning, they didn't get together so well.However, the villains gradually discovered that every time the superheroes who went on missions during these three days were really tmd killers T^T, even the captain with Wei Guangzheng written all over his face "missed" and swung his shield stupidly twice So, gradually, there are fewer and fewer warriors "fighting against the wind", and the villains also celebrate the Spring Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival unknowingly (don't believe it!), I am really happy to run ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Zoe taught the Avengers many customs of the Spring Festival. These superheroes are unexpectedly interested in and serious about this kind of thing, as if they follow some golden rules, and they have to do everything every year.

The New Year in the Avengers Building has special characteristics of the Avengers. For example, the window grilles cut out by the Black Widow are all capital A, high heels, reactors, shields, bows, fists, spider webs...

Dr. Banner's lantern does not need to be hung, it can be suspended directly around the Avengers Building, and even during the day, people can notice the light of the lantern. Only Tony and Doctor Strange can understand what kind of black technology he used.

Every night when dumplings are made, it is already enough to be crazy, but since Exton was born, it has intensified.

Ladies are still making dumplings honestly, but gentlemen will never grow up.

Thor always tries to stuff a whole fried chicken leg into the dumpling; Clint has been trying hard to squeeze out a hawk, and in recent years he has finally succeeded in the shape of a chicken (Tony: Hahahahahahahaha, fat jiu! Fat Tweet!); Bucky, who is much smarter than Thor, tried to add plums to the stuffing, but was cut off by the captain every time; even the most honest Dr. Dumplings" secretly left a mark.

As for the most naughty Tony, oh, he's busy making dumpling-shaped reactors to coax his wife and adults.

Before Exton could walk and talk, the dumpling battlefield had always been so "harmonious". At that time, Tony still vowed to be a good father.

"I will not be as irresponsible as Howard, I will make my son a little Mark, even if he asks some stupid questions, I will encourage him, after all, not everyone is as young as me ╮(╯▽╰) ╭...I will never send him to boarding school, children should grow up better by their parents' side!"

But then—"Oh! This damn little bastard, do boarding kindergartens exist in this world? Lao Jia, contact me with one right away!"

When the turning point of Tony's attitude happened, even Zoe didn't know.Maybe it was when Exton was more clingy to Mommy and always wanted to sleep with Mommy; maybe it was when Exton made it clear that he had no love for Marks at all; maybe it was when Exton understood that the Avengers were not delicious, and he When a group of godfathers, godmothers, brothers and sisters around me are all superheroes, they try their best to separate Mommy and Iron Man, and let Hawkeye be his daddy...

During the Chinese New Year last year, Exton "secretly" tied the dumpling noodles that he twisted into a thin rope to the little fingers of Mommy and Hawkeye Dad, and finally completely angered his own father. When he grabbed the flour and wanted to "paste" his little cubs to death, he insulted the melon-eating crowd, and the crowd fought back. Tony had Mark's support team led by Lao Jia, and the two sides fought evenly, and finally Zoe Gnaw the panel with a big smile for the ending :).

This year, when everyone was busy preparing the New Year's Eve dinner and started making dumplings, Zoe repeated the sinister smile from last year :) "If anyone makes trouble again this year, I will eat his full set of equipment ... including combat uniforms!"

"..." The Avengers ⊙﹏⊙

Zoe has made enough preparations this year to have a safe and stable year.She prepared deboned fried chicken legs for Thor, which can be directly wrapped in dumplings after being chopped; prepared stuffing mixed with plum juice for Bucky; taught Dr. Banner to wrap lace for dumplings; Especially, the little girl can only tell him that the eagle cub is very similar, really!

Zoe helped Exton knead the little hedgehog out of dough, "Exton, can you tell Mommy why you like Hawkeye the most among the Avengers? Why not Dad?"

"I like Mommy the most among the Avengers!"

"...Then why do you like Hawkeye second?"

"cool!"

"...Son, do you dare to say two more words?!"

"How cool is Clint's father, black combat uniform, bow and arrow with [-]% hit rate, full-time special agent for assassination and intelligence, this kind of character design is obviously the male protagonist, cold to the end, wandering in the gray area of ​​society Agent, met the heroine of League of Legends, returned to the light, how cool! As for Dad," Exton curled his lips in distaste, "The slutty president threw out a check stick to beat the mandarin ducks, proper cannon fodder, Mommy is You can't mess with cannon fodder!"

"..." Tony, who was pricking up his ears to eavesdrop, curled his lips in disgust. He didn't realize that his actions were exactly the same as that of little Exton, "This innocent little fool is definitely not my son! Adopted! Definitely Adopted!"

"..." Zooey pinched Tony hard, damn it, the abs are not as easy to pinch as a belly, and she regretted urging Tony to work out every day, "Exton, what the hell did you watch? It was filtered by Jia Mingming, is it true that cartoons are now following the route of dog-blooded idol dramas? And son, your father is also the character of the male protagonist. The boss Huaxin turned his back on the shore for the heroine, and only loves one flower from now on. How touching balabala ..."

"..." Tony twitched his lips as he watched his little sweetheart give his six-year-old son a popular science idol drama routine, "I was wrong, this is definitely his own, exactly like his mother @(￣-￣) @"

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"The countdown is on, the countdown is on, Kuaiyin is going to light firecrackers and fireworks!"

"Okay!" Pietro pinched 00:00 to let the fireworks designed by Tony bloom in the night sky. Amidst the festive firecrackers, the Avengers hugged each other and said Happy New Year to each other.

Zoe put all kinds of cooked dumplings on the table, and Tony's father was giving out red envelopes to everyone. Here in Tony, there is no rule for juniors to get red envelopes. Anyway, father has plenty of money, and everyone has a share!If it wasn't for Zoe's strong objection, Tony would definitely put a bank card in a red envelope... In the end, Tony gave up the option of a bank card. In order to highlight his $$ temperament, he still stuffed the red envelope thickly, like a piece of red envelope. Children's bricks.

"Happy New Year!" The captain took the lead in toasting, "Zoe, don't chew the coin for a while, last year Thor almost strangled himself to get the last lucky coin...you ate it O(∩_∩) O"

"Ha! The new year must be a good one, after all, the old Popsicle has learned to joke ╮(╯▽╰)╭" Tony then picked up the glass.

Zoe, Natasha, Clint, Dr. Banner, Peter, the twins, Doctor Strange, Falcon, Ant-Man, Rhodes, Pep... Everyone's cups collided together, and the laughter seemed to spread The Avengers Building spread to thousands of households.

The people around the Avengers Building and the tourists who came here specially gathered around to watch the grand and splendid fireworks. The new year will also be a year of peace. After all, these superheroes are still here...

The author has something to say:

Little fairies, little angels, little brothers, little sisters, little cuties, Happy New Year!Meme da╭(╯ε╰)╮

Boldly borrowed the name of the second young master——Exton, the second young master of Downey’s family╮(╯▽╰)╭

The second young master really likes Hawkeye, and wiped a bitter tear for Downey ╮(╯▽╰)╭, it can be regarded as the newspaper of the world, who makes other people’s children like Iron Man ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Originally, I wanted to send a special episode during the New Year’s Eve, which was barely a New Year’s gift, but after thinking about it carefully, everyone was busy grabbing red envelopes and eating dumplings at that time, so I sent it a few hours in advanceO(∩_∩)O

Because the author is from the north, I wrote about making dumplings. It is said that the friends in the south eat glutinous rice balls?

All in all, I wish everyone a prosperous Year of the Dog, prosperity, prosperity, prosperity, and good health for the whole family ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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