The pinnacle of foodie life

"...S, hit, they call this a village?!!"

Originally, when Tony first entered the village, he thought it was quite normal. Several scattered bamboo houses were not too close to each other. The wood carvings in this place have a sense of cleanliness and elegance in a paradise, which makes Tony feel like he has traveled to ancient China, and restores a little bit of his three views that collapsed because of the mirage dragon.

Mirage sent the little girl and Tony to the door of Zoe's bamboo house and left in a hurry. He is a very winking bachelor who never acts as a light bulb for the young couple.

However, when the little girl brought Tony into the bamboo house, Tony was refreshed again... Nima, the small bamboo house with an appearance of about 30 square meters has a villa inside, no less than the one he used to have in Malibu.All kinds of high-tech equipment and furniture inside are the most advanced and latest models on the market.What about being isolated from the rest of the world?

"Tony, mythical beasts must also keep pace with the times O(∩_∩)O"

"..." God tm keeps pace with the times @(￣-￣)＠"Sweetie, now you can talk to your poor, heart-broken boyfriend who has been worrying about you all day, What is going on here?"

"Of course, dear, my favorite Tony," the little girl put her arms around Tony's neck flatteringly and gave a kiss, "Everyone in the village has awakened the blood of the beasts, such as the mirage dragon and him you saw just now. The old Bai mentioned - Bai Ze, and Xie Zhi, Jiao Duan, Jiu Ying, Qiong Qi, Teng Snake, Gou Chen... I have seen these few so far, and there are some who stay behind closed doors.

How can I introduce you... Bai Ze is a bit like Charles, gentle and intelligent, and has always played the role of village chief.Xiezhi is a bit like the captain, righteous, upright, and sometimes a bit stubborn.Jiao Duan is more like a glutton than me, he is almost fat as a ball, 24k pure European, and he can draw ssr one time at a time.Jiuying is a deadly tsundere. He is actually two years older than me, but he is as tall as a five or six-year-old child. Before he awakened his blood, he was always considered a deformed dwarf. Don't treat him like a child, Sinao Jiao will kill her.Qiongqi is a real genius. If you want to find someone to do something, it is most convenient to meet Ah Qiong, because he is simple and honest, and he is the best at talking. If it happens to be Archie, just think about Loki and you will understand.Teng Snake and Gou Chen are more in line with the image of Chinese knights, Teng Snake is cooler, and Gou Chen always teases him.

The well-known divine beasts such as Qinglong, Baihu, Suzaku, Xuanwu, and Qilin have not yet awakened their bloodlines. Some may have no descendants of bloodlines, and some bloodlines are too thin to find an opportunity to awaken.Therefore, every person who has awakened the blood of the beast is extremely precious, and they will be taken back to the village and given their own bamboo house. "

"Don't interrupt," the little girl saw that Tony was about to speak in a hurry, and covered his mouth, "You can ask after I finish speaking...don't pretend to be pitiful with big eyes...well, I know you're worried What, the village does not restrict everyone's movement, everyone can go outside, but everyone still chooses to live in the village most of the time.

The village is a bit like the Chinese version of the Avengers, but with complete freedom.People sometimes help the government to solve some supernatural events, but these things are completely kept secret from ordinary people, so no one knows their existence.

Originally, you should be able to see a few of them at this time. Some of them like to bask in the sun and the moon at the door, play with medicinal herbs and flowers, talk about the mountains and so on... Now there is no one at the door, and there is only one possibility - to go dark Alright. "

"..." These days, are the beasts also addicted to online games... It's really a bad world @(￣-￣)＠"Wait, it's been less than 5 hours since you disappeared, how do you know about them? What do you usually do and what kind of character do you have? Mirage Dragon told you?"

"...Actually, I have lived here for more than a month. Um... probably one day outside the village and one year in the village."

"...Isn't it a year in the sky? Why is it the other way around here?"

"...!!!" Tony, what did you popularize yourself?Do you even know that the sky and the earth have been going up for a year?Don't fall into the trap of some ancient costume large-scale mythological bitter love dog-blood drama, right?

"People who have awakened the bloodlines of divine beasts live much longer than normal people, and there is nothing that prohibits us from falling in love with mortals... Ahem, I mean that most of the other half of the bloodlines of divine beasts are also ordinary people.

So long, long ago, the seniors set up the formation in the village like this in order to grow old with their lovers.

Like going to work, the blood of the beasts can go back to the village during the day or every other day, and then go out after a few months in the village, just in time to pick up their lovers from get off work.For their other half, there is no feeling of separation, and for themselves, it happens to be a little farewell to a newlywed, the best of both worlds.

In this way, the time flow of both lovers converges in a disguised form, and the two can grow old together and pass away hand in hand. "

"...but you don't need it," Tony said with a stiff tone. The little girl's current physical condition is just right for her to grow old with her so much older self, let alone far beyond ordinary people, " I mean let's go home quickly, this village is of no use to you, you should be anxious if you go back late."

"Of course, Tony," the little girl was keenly aware of Tony's emotional changes, she nestled in his arms and followed his back comfortingly, "I will go with you, let's stay for a while, outside It's only been a few minutes, so I can't delay reporting to my sister that she's safe, so listen to me first.

Bai Ze told me why I met you.You know that my favorite film and television character before was Iron Man. The day before I went abroad, I was still thinking about whether I would run into Robert Downey Jr. by chance.

Before going abroad, I almost got into a car accident in order to eat another meal of vegetarian meatballs. If the car hit me at that time, I would definitely have died on the spot," the little girl let Tony hold her tighter and tighter, and posted the post affectionately. On his face, "The gluttonous bloodline has awakened because it sensed the threat of death.But in fact, my body does not have enough ability to awaken the blood.Due to the extreme lack of energy, coupled with the vague yearning for the Marvel Universe... I subconsciously ate the Dimensional Wall..."

"Ha! You are really my baby! If it wasn't for my sweetheart's great appetite and thinking about Iron Man all the time, wouldn't I never meet the right girl in my life? God, that would be terrible !"

"...Tony, you are such a natural stage actor!" The little girl looked at Tony's exaggerated expression and was amused by him, "Ahem, in a word, Bai Ze and the others came to look for me immediately after they felt the power of Tao Tie Yes, but I took a step directly after eating the dimensional wall unconsciously, and went to another dimension. After that, the two dimensions merged and perfected themselves, filled the loopholes, and completely merged into one.

The supernatural powers of various countries have suddenly increased, and many of them are on the bright side. Bai Ze and the others are not good at going abroad to intervene without authorization. They think that I, a little girl studying abroad, can't cause any big trouble outside. It was very tasteless when it was fully developed, so they decided to contact me after I returned to China... In fact, I think it is more important that they are lazy →_→. "

"Okay, they've finished telling you the fairy tales, and the fusion of dimensions hasn't caused any trouble. A higher level of technology can't be better for the gods and beasts who are addicted to games, so... we can go Is it? It's almost dinner time!"

"Tony, why didn't I know when you also had the good habit of eating on time?"

"After being with you, this is all the positive influence my little sweetheart brought to me╭(╯ε╰)╮"

"...Okay, don't get tired of it. This is the village's test for the other half of each divine beast's bloodline.

Whenever the bloodline of the beast finds its lover, there will be such a time, if it is an ordinary person, it will give clues to investigate their attachment to the other half, human morality and so on.Because you are Iron Man, they didn't leave anything for you, and they didn't let me report my senior sister's safety... But I know you will find it in a short time..."

"Of course, I'm..."

"After all, Jarvis is so good!"

"Thank you Miss Zoe for your compliment," Jarvis, who was manipulating the armor, bowed slightly to the little girl, "In Chinese terms, I'm afraid?"

"..." Seeing the happy little girl singing and playing with Lao Jia, Tony bit her nose hard, "You really broke your idol's heart!"

"Ahem! Excuse me, it seems that I came at the wrong time, but you didn't lock the door, so..."

There was a mess on the sofa, the disheveled young couple arranged their clothes and hair in embarrassment, to be precise, the only one who was embarrassed was the little girl.

Tony casually looked at the man who entered the door, and simply took off the tie that had been torn loose by the little girl, threw it on the coffee table, and unbuttoned the two buttons of his shirt by the way.

The man who entered the door was also wearing a casual shirt and trousers, which was different from Tony's burgundy shirt. The simple white shirt on the man had a sense of elegance. It doesn't look feminine, and the sharp-edged facial features are not inferior to the mutants of the past-Professor X.

"Compared to this is the village head Bai Ze that my little sweetheart said? Look at this man who looks like a dog, how much he fits the image of a worldly expert, tsk tsk, that sloppy mirage dragon really should learn from you. "

"Tony!" The little girl managed to tidy herself up in a hurry, but Tony started to speak unrestrainedly again, "I'm sorry Bai Ze, Tony just owes..."

Bai Ze looked at Tony's staring eyes at the little girl, and smiled gently, "It's okay, I've heard about it a long time ago. I know you guys want to leave, but the investigation hasn't been completed yet."

"...But doesn't it mean that Tony is qualified if he finds the location of the village?"

"It's true for others. After all, it takes a lot of perseverance and opportunity for ordinary people to find a village, but for Iron Man, it's a piece of cake, isn't it? Besides, my partner is willing to spend most of it People who save their lives at the cost of their lives, how can they not be special :)”

"Bai Ze, I've clearly explained that my lifespan has nothing to do with Tony..."

"I am willing," Tony stood up suddenly and interrupted the little girl, "If you have any other requirements, just say it."

The little girl stared blankly at the two men who were confronting each other. Bai Ze put his hands in his pockets leisurely. Although he had a gentle smile on his face, his height of nearly two meters was full of power.She turned her head and looked at Tony next to her, well, her boyfriend has an aura of [-] ＠(￣-￣)＠

The author has something to say:

The Holland brother joined Downey's new version of Strange Doctor Dolittle, dubbing animals.Reminds me of the animalized version of Sherlock - Smaug, and the sawed version of Watson - Bilbo ╮(╯▽╰)╭

For those who don’t know, the prequel of The Lord of the Rings or The Lord of the Rings——The Hobbit, in which the hero Bilbo Baggins is played by Peanut, and the villainous boss, the dragon Smaug, is played by Juan Fu Drop, yes the acting, not just dubbing, motion capture is also a blessing.There are also a few acquaintances in it-Gandalf is the old version of Magneto, the Elf King is the Smurf Ronan in the Guardians of the Galaxy, and the Elf Prince is Will from Pirates of the Caribbean...

Another infatuated fan who turns into an animal and wants to play with you... Don't believe it＠(￣-￣)＠

In the new trailer of Avengers 3, Tony's new armor is so cool, it is said to be bloody?

in addition!Happy New Year! ╭(╯ε╰)╮

=o=