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"Old Bai, why did you ask us to come here? Isn't it just a fight? You can do it yourself!" Jiao Duan held a bucket of skewers in his left hand and beer in his right. But still laughing.

"Sweetheart, this fat man is really... uniform, do you think he looks like Dabai from Super Hero Marines?"

"...Tony!"

"It's okay, little glutton, I'm already a fat man, why don't I let others tell the truth, how nice it is to be like Dabai, how cute O(∩_∩)O"

"Why just the two of you? Are they all out?"

"Needless to say those who live in the house, I guess they will stay in the house until China is destroyed. Gou Chen hooked up Teng Snake and went out to roam around;" Mirage Lazily kicked on his slippers and explained to Bai Ze, "Today It's Archie's turn to come out to let the wind go, how could he listen to your command; Xiezhi is on a mission; as for Jiuying, I don't dare to inquire about the movements of that little potato, he is moody every day. Isn't it just me and Jiaoduan left? .”

"...Well, Mr. Stark, you can choose one of the three of us," Bai Ze smiled helplessly at Tony, "as long as you win, I can rest assured that Xiao Tao—that is, Zoe I'll leave it to you. After all, in the past hundred years, only two divine beasts, Jiuying and Taotie, have awakened. I'm afraid the next one will be tens or hundreds of years away... Although she is destined to go far away again, I also need it. Make sure that in the rest of her lifespan, even without the blessing of the village and us, she can spend it safely and happily."

"..." Tony didn't want to think about whether Bai Ze and the others were dozens or hundreds of years old...

"Tony," the little girl thought she reminded her boyfriend quietly behind her boyfriend: "Choose Mirage Dragon, he is lazy, and he will automatically admit defeat after a few tricks."

"... Comrade Xiaotao, you know I can hear you, right?" The "Mirage Dragon" who was standing behind the little girl at some point rubbed the little girl's head fiercely.

Zooey was stunned by his rubbing, and the hair she had finally arranged was messed up again, "Damn stupid dragon, quickly take back your illusion!!!"

The illusion that deceives your vision may be able to work hard to get out, because after all, you can still hear and perceive... But when an illusion can not only deceive your vision, hearing, smell, and even your sense of touch... then, Which one is true and which one is false?When you thought you came out; when you thought you were knocked down and couldn't get up; when you thought you returned to your safe place... Mirage's illusion is able to achieve such a level of meticulous, thoughtful and terrifying.

The "Mirage Dragon" is obviously an illusion, but when he rubbed Zoe's head, she really felt the weight. In the eyes of others, her hair was really messed up with the movement of that hand... This is the mirage. The terrifying thing about Long Mirage is that he may have the lowest force value in the village, but, from a certain point of view, he is also the scariest.

"I choose Bai Ze." Tony pulled Zoe into his arms and let her escape from the clutches of the "Mirage Dragon". Although he wanted to teach this sloppy man a lesson, it's interesting to pick a persimmon ...

"Oh, boy, have courage." As soon as Jiao Duan heard that there was nothing wrong with him, he sat down and rolled the skewers, happily becoming a "melon-eating crowd": "Boy, before you say that I look like Dabai For the sake of this, let me remind you, 'Bai Zechu, the essence of knowing all things', he knows everything..."

"Tony, do you really want to choose Bai Ze?"

"Don't worry, sweetheart, I'm Iron Man...Old Jia."

Tony in armor stood opposite Bai Ze, Bai Ze smiled and made a gesture of please, Tony dodged behind Bai Ze unceremoniously, and shot a palm shot.

Bai Ze smiled again, dodged Tony's attack without looking back, and threw him out with a swipe back.

Tony stopped in time and rushed up again.The two of you come and go, Bai Ze can accurately predict Tony's attack every time, and Tony's movements are getting faster and faster...

"Sir, Mr. Rogers is calling."

"Hang up! Lift the speed limit!"

"Okay, sir."

The speed of the two people has become so hard to catch with the naked eye, and they are observing each other's flaws.

At this moment, a column of cold water rushed over in an instant, drenching everyone present.

"Xiao Jiu." Bai Ze stopped, looking extremely helpless, "Are you bored again?"

And Tony also stepped out of the armor, and put the suit he was wearing that survived the disaster on the little girl.

"Xiao Jiu! You pay me for my string!"

"Xiao Jiu, you ruined Lao Bai's assessment, well done!"

A drowsy child with short legs moved in, staring at dead fish eyes, with a pacifier in his mouth, but his posture was like a cigarette.

"Fish lip," the child's voice is QQ cute, but what he said reminded Tony of Baker Street's hot and poisonous Tsundere, "Since you are not satisfied with this coquette, kill him and find another one for Taotie. Come on...or kill Taotie, so you don't have to worry about it, she can only eat anyway."

Just as Tony was about to reply, he was stunned, "...that's all the little brat can do, I..."

"Because you are not afraid of death and treat me like a child, let me help you choose a way to die - die from heartache, how about it?"

As soon as Jiuying finished speaking, an ominous beam of fire directly rushed towards Zoe, so fast that the little girl who had been injected with the Extremis virus and had a very quick reaction had no time to dodge.

Tony, who was standing not far from the little girl, instinctively wanted to stand in front of her. He couldn't remember that he was only a body of flesh and blood at this time, and he probably wouldn't care if he remembered.

Jarvis controlled the armor on the side to protect the two.Although the armor was a little farther away, its speed was obviously faster than Tony's movements, barely blocking the little girl's body, and Tony only had time to turn sideways.

When the flame from Jiuying hit the armor, Tony had just protected his little girl in his arms.

"Sonofb——! Are you crazy, brat?!"

"Idiot! Bai has such big eyes," Jiuying rolled his own dead fish eyes, "Bai Ze, is this all right?"

"...Okay, Lao Bai, it turns out that you and Xiaojiu colluded, and you pay me for it!"

"...Xiao Jiu, don't say it as if I instructed you," Bai Ze smiled helplessly, "If you like Iron Man, just say so."

Tony "..."＠(￣-￣)＠Do you all like people so much here?

Jiuying "...hehe, who tm likes him!"→_→

At this time, Tony also noticed that Jiuying's flames only seemed to surround his armor viciously, as if the entire armor was burning, but in fact there was a thin layer of air in between, and it did not touch the surface of the armor.

Although Bai Ze teased Jiuying, he also accepted the result of this "assessment", "Xiao Jiu is right, this is all right. Mr. Stark, we can safely let you take Xiao Tao away." .”

When a person is in danger, his instinctive reaction should be to dodge, which is just a subconscious behavior.After that, people will adjust their behavior according to their own wishes, such as continuing to escape, or saving people, protecting their partners and relatives, and so on.

Tony was very close to Zoe at the time, and when the flames hit his face, his feet did not retreat subconsciously, and he directly and firmly blocked Zoe sideways.In the face of danger, his body seems to have lost the subconsciousness of dodging, and he turned this subconsciousness into a guardian.

"Although you may not be able to protect Xiaotao, you must die before her; if she unfortunately goes one step ahead, I'm afraid you won't live long... This may have surpassed ordinary love, why should I stop it?" What? Well, let’s all go back to our respective homes..."

"Wait, why does my little sweetheart need you to give it to me? I am only willing to compare with you because my little sweetheart has a good impression of you... Now, won't you let that little lunatic give us an explanation?"

"Tony! Jiuying didn't want to hurt me..."

"Little sweetheart, if he comes at me, even if he and Bai Ze hit me, I have no problem, but he actually attacked you! That fire doesn't look serious at first glance, what if there is an accident? You don't have any armor..."

"Idiot!" →_→

"...Little lunatic, let me tell you, don't think that Iron Man doesn't beat children, I..."

"Then you fight." Jiuying stared at the dead fish eyes and recalled the flames surrounding the armor, indicating that Tony could put on the armor and start fighting at any time.

"Sir, Mr. Rogers is calling."

"Hang up! Hang up! Hang up!"

Just when Tony was "putting on" the armor for himself angrily, Jiuying... unexpectedly... turned around and walked away, swaying his short legs and walking in square steps, as if to say-"Master, I will give you a piece of armor!" If you don’t grasp the opportunity of a sneak attack, you will go back to the house and drink milk.”

"Pfft~" Mirage Dragon couldn't hold it anymore, "Hahahahahahaha, I said Tony, don't talk to Little Tudou...cough cough, I mean Xiaojiu is very knowledgeable, isn't he still young...he I also want to help you out. If you really fight with that wimpy old Bai, he can sneak you all night. A friend in adversity is bloody, but does it work? Now you don’t have to fight with Lao Bai, just hug him How nice it is to be a beauty!"

"Tony," Zooey also hugged the angry Tony who was about to ignite spontaneously, "Jiuying doesn't play cards according to common sense, and he is so angry that he doesn't pay for his life, so much like you..."

"Who looks like that little lunatic!"

"It's not like, you're much more magnanimous than him!"

"Huh╭(╯^╰)╮," facing the sweet kiss sent by his little sweetheart, Tony took off the armor he just put on, and hugged the beauty he had finally "taken back" in his arms. In his arms, "I don't care about little kids who can't grow up!" Tony complained arrogantly, while bowing his head to kiss his little girl.

"Sir, Mr. Rogers is calling."

"... Pull black!"

The last time I joined forces with my father to disturb my good business, this time I also messed up with the kiss, can the damn old popsicle be better?He deserves to be a boss for more than 90 years...

"Sir, Mr. Button is calling."

"..." bowed his head again and still didn't touch the little girl's CEO's father ╰_╯ "Hang..."

"Jarvis, take it." The little girl stood on tiptoe amusedly, and pecked Tony's lips. "The Avengers must be in a hurry."

"...Damn Feijiu, you better have something important to do, or your salary will be confiscated!"

"Oh my, didn't we disturb some disharmonious things... Hahahahaha, didn't you freak out? Is it okay there?"

"Comrade Hawkeye, it seems that you don't want to eat cookies anymore!" The little girl snapped back before Tony got angry, "Thoughts are so dirty, it's too dirty for my dessert!"

"...I was wrong, Zoe! Ahem, we really have business, really!"

"Then tell me tm!" Tony felt that he really should study the yellow calendar, the red calendar or what kind of calendar, everything is really not going well today @(￣-￣)＠.

"Okay, I don't want to bother you. I'll make a long story short. The Avengers Building was knocked down and we are homeless. Please come back quickly, Mr. Benefactor, that's all you guys hurry up and see you later!"

Tony "..."(╯^╰)

Zoe "..." (⊙o⊙)

The author has something to say:

There is still the plot of the moving of the Avengers Building, is it a surprise ╮(╯▽╰)╭, but it will still be moved back, after all, there are many memories here.

Happy Queen's Day!Although the stupid author has no money to buy and buy, but I wish the little angels can find the goods they like ↖(^ω^)↗

It is true that this update has been a while since my grandma passed away, traditional funerals in the countryside are very complicated, and there are too many things at home.Then I caught a cold + stomach flu, and got angry again... I was really exhausted physically and mentally.

Originally, I didn’t want to mention the family affairs, but it’s not good if I don’t explain it. In short, it’s like this. I hope no one abandons me and this article T^T

I said that if I don’t know how to cheat, I must keep my word. Although it will be very slow, I will definitely finish writing. Don’t worry.

Although the collection is not very large, and the writing is not very good, but after seeing everyone's comments, there are still people who like this article... Although even I don't think I like every plot of this article, However, there are some places that I still love, so I won't let them fall!

Let me be happy, I let Avengers 3 be promoted, happy (∩_∩)

Nini commented under the promotional release of Avengers 3 on May 5, and asked if it is possible to watch it in advance, and Marvel replied that April 4 is okay?Nini asked him again if he could bring a few friends, and Marvel asked him if he was among the Avengers like CE?Nini replied, how is the whole world?Marvel says as you wish!

Although the mainland may be postponed, I am still very happy (∩_∩), and the 150 minutes has also been extended by 156 minutes... I hope I can persist and not go to the toilet, laugh cry.jpg

ps: It’s a bit late, thanks to Lemon for the grenade╭(╯ε╰)╮

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