Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

The next day, before Tianbian'er's rooster named Maori Xingguan crowed, You Le hurriedly escaped from the Jiuxu Palace and rushed to the Palace of Marriage.

Yue Yixian, whose dream was disturbed by someone, was very upset. He asked the little boy to open the door, and got up cursingly. As soon as he arrived at the door, he was startled by You Le in front of him!

You Le's robes were scattered all over his body, and he couldn't wear them at first glance. His face was pale and haggard, and there were two huge bruises under his eyes.

"What are you...why did you two fight right after you got married?" Yueyi Xianjiu hadn't fully woken up yet, and he was still in a state of relative ignorance.

You Le is not in the mood to chat with him right now, he only has one thought now: "Send me home!"

"What's the matter?" Yue Yixian asked with concern, and before You Le could answer, he reprimanded, "I told you to go and you didn't go, but now you're taking it off? You were caught by him..."

"No, I was pestered and gnawed twice." You Le took a long breath, closed the slightly open neckline on his chest, and looked panicked, "But he can! Fucking is it?! I I was tricked by Nuwa!"

Yue Yixian just wanted to ask about the situation, but You Le didn't interrupt and said, "Let's talk about it when we go home? I just want to go home now! You said that I am a living person, and I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes. I'll be fine." How did it go to heaven?"

"Don't worry, we'll go back right away."

As he spoke, Yue Yixian snapped his fingers, and a yellow silk thread appeared in his hand. He tied one end of the silk thread to You Le's hand, and while tying complicated and fancy knots, he said: "The Nantianmen is the gateway to the gate. The official gate to the mortal world and heaven, but we must not go through the Nantian Gate now, if we are discovered, we must be arrested, and we will sneak out through the West Heaven Gate."

"What will happen if you get caught?" You Le asked worriedly.

"I don't know." Yue Yixian looked calm, "Don't worry, it shouldn't be a big deal. The most is that you are forced to sell yourself and I will be demoted."

"It's really just demotion?" You Le held Yue Yixian's hand that was knotting the yellow silk thread on his wrist, "Don't lie to me, I read Journey to the West, so if you break a cup, you will be demoted to the lower realm." went."

"Hey! That's the reason why the Heavenly Emperor didn't like him a long time ago, and he was determined to mess with him, so he did whatever he wanted." Yue Yixian explained, "Besides, how many years ago did that happen? Now it's the rule of law. In society, abuse of private power will be condemned by God."

They were condemned by the heavens not because they used to be addicted to their mouths like ordinary people, but they were really condemned by the heavens!Xian Yueyi's brows trembled indistinctly.

It turns out that Tianting has finally entered a society ruled by law!You Le's originally hanging heart instantly stabilized.

It is indeed a group of "Gods", who know that it is not advisable to stand still and keep pace with the times.

"By the way, Marriage Pavilion is so far away from Yaochi, and you can neither fly clouds nor ride fog, how did you come here?" Yue Yixian asked casually.

"After I ran out of that palace, I saw a horse under the corridor." You Le said, thinking about which god should have drunk too much yesterday and forgot to be there.

"Yo? You can also ride a horse?" Yue Yixian was a little surprised.

"No, but I have a driver's license."

As he said that, You Le pointed to his side - a black, calm and noble Maserati was very low-key in the corner.

"Hold."

The corner of Yue Yixian's mouth couldn't help twitching, the spirit horse can transform all the means of transportation that people think in their minds, after staying in the mortal world for a long time, they actually forgot about this.

Speaking of this kid, at such a critical moment, is Maserati still in his mind? !

After Yue Yixian tied a knot on You Le's wrist, he wrapped the other end of the silk thread around his middle finger, and then waved his sleeve lightly.

Immediately afterwards, You Le's eyes were covered by a white mist. After a second or two, the white mist dissipated. Looking at the familiar living room in front of you, You Le was surprised and delighted.

It's finally back!

He slumped on the sofa, buried his face in the familiar pillow, the smell of Blue Moon laundry detergent was much better than that fairy fragrance, and the hands of the owl clock bought by Xian Yue on the wall fell to the seven o'clock position.

There was the noise of traffic in the ears. You Le used to feel that the noise was annoying, but now he felt very kind.

"It's still comfortable in the world." Yue Yixian threw his whole body onto the sofa and sighed.

However, this matter cannot be resolved after returning to the human world.Yue Yixian glanced at You Le, who was pretending to be dead on the sofa, and wanted to take advantage of the victim, did the millions of years that he lived longer than him just eat dry food?

Immortal Yueyi sighed, and counted the soldiers coming, and the water and the earth covering him.

Then he got up and patted You Le's buttocks: "Get up and wash up! You missed work all day yesterday, think about how to explain it to that stupid director today."

You Le, who was still immersed in the joy of returning home: "..."

Immediately, the two tidied themselves up in a hurry, and went to work separately.

It's good to go to work too!

You Le hurried to the theater. Although he was scolded severely, he felt that the director who scolded him today was also so cute!

As soon as he was in a good mood, You Le was in a particularly good state today, and the director was a little amazed by his performance.

"It's a good seed, it's a pity..." the director said to the producer.

The producer pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "The blame can only be blamed on him for not knowing how to praise him back then."

The director lowered his eyes and said nothing.

At the same time, the news that Tianjie Fuxi's wife would return to her natal home the next day was spreading.

All the immortals have speculated about the reason:

"I heard people say that the man ran towards the Marriage Palace, did he elope with Yuelao?"

"Very likely! On the day he brought that man back, Yuelao fought Yang Jian outside the Jiuxu Palace in order to rob him."

"Yo! Use the deepest affection!"

"What are you talking about! Yue Lao always has a wife."

"Isn't it true that domestic flowers don't have the fragrance of wild flowers?"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't know the inside story! I heard that the reason lies with Emperor Xi."

"What happened to Emperor Xi?"

"Tsk! I heard that dude from the Demon King's family say..."

Inside the Jiuxu Palace, Fuxi flicked his tail irritably, making a "slap" sound on the clean floor tiles.

The sunlight seeped in from the carved window and sprinkled on his face, his skin was like fat jade, his face was like a carved jade, a pair of dark purple eyes flashed a golden light, like an ancient king.

"He doesn't like me." There was a trace of grievance in Fuxi's cold voice.

"You two just met, it's a ghost that he likes you!" Nu Wa sat beside her and ate grapes leisurely, her tone was rather gloating.

"But...he used to like me very much."

Nuwa was stunned for a moment, and replied, "He has been human for a hundred years."

Fuxi didn't respond, and after a while, he said, "I will make him like me."

Outside the hall, auspicious clouds hover lightly, and occasionally immortals ride cranes through the clouds...

You Le and Yue Yixian returned to their ordinary and busy lives.

More than a month has passed, Fuxi has not been found, and the fantasy of heavenly soldiers and generals surrounding their community has not happened. The day and two nights in the heaven, that grand and funny wedding, is more and more like a wedding. field dream.

If Immortal Yue Yi didn't need to hide his identity now, for the convenience of casting spells and reciting a mantra at home from time to time, You Le would almost feel that everything in the heavens is just a fantasy created by his second-year illness.

It's fine if you don't find it. If you want him to marry a fairy, he can still think about it. He has no interest in being a fairy's wife.

Although he is not interested in being a fairy wife, it is really cool to have a brother who is a fairy!

For example, in the past, the houses of the two bachelors were not even willing to patronize cockroaches, but now Yue Yixian only needs to reach out and make a trick, and the hygiene of their home can meet the A-level hygiene standards of the Food Safety Supervision Bureau.

What kind of bowls and clothes can really be cleaned just by putting them there.

Raw meat can be cooked in one pot, and it is full of color and flavor!

This month, they have saved a lot on electricity, water, and gas bills.

Thinking of saving so many things for the rest of his life, You Le felt that it was worth letting Fuxi take a bite!

At least the identity of Immortal Yue Yi was revealed, otherwise I don't know how long the kid will keep it from me.

But "extreme joy begets sorrow" was never an uncommon phrase.

You Le had a very comfortable life this month, so comfortable that he forgot that he had offended "God", and God couldn't keep him so comfortable all the time.

So, on this seemingly ordinary weekend.

There are a lot of people in the theater today. You Le just finished the performance and dragged his tired body home.

As soon as he walked into the elevator, Yue Yixian called.

"Hey?"

"Don't go home...beep beep..."

"What, what's wrong?! Hello? Lao Yue?! Lao Yue?!"

Oops!You Le secretly thought it was bad!He told himself not to go home, something must have happened at home!It's just that Immortal Yueyi is an immortal, what can be difficult to get him in this world?

You Le has already guessed seven or eight points in his heart, what else can it be?It can only be——the son of Qin Shihuang, who is so seedy, is chasing after him!

"Ding!"

As soon as the elevator stopped, You Le hurried out of the elevator and opened the door of his house with the key.

In the past few seconds, various possible scenarios at home appeared in his mind.

For example, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers stood on the ceiling of his house, and Immortal Yueyi's robes were stern, one against ten!What's worse, at this time his home has become a purgatory on earth, Xian Yue Yi was hung on the magma and tortured!Or maybe... that old man with snake body and human face couldn't get himself, so he turned his head and forced Yue Yixian...

"boom!"

You Le pushed open the door of the house and shouted: "Don't embarrass him! Come at me if you have the ability!!"

However, none of the scenarios he had imagined happened, and the house he saw was no different from usual.

From the kitchen came the clanging of pots and pans and the smell of rice.

There was a fight, but it was sent from the game on the monitor.

The two people who were playing games on the sofa turned their heads and looked at him with eyes that looked like they were mentally retarded. They were Nu Wa and Yue Yixian.

"You're back?"

I saw a slender, black-haired, purple-eyed, handsome man with a plate of freshly fried tomato scrambled eggs on the dining table.

This person is none other than Fu Xi who tricked You Le into getting married a month ago.

At this time, he was wearing a casual black sweater and a pair of trendy black jeans. The scary snake tail turned into slender legs.

Seeing You Le, the corners of his originally uncurved mouth curled up slightly, and his cold brows also softened with effort: "It's hard work after get off work, the meal is ready, wash your hands and eat."

You Le maintained the posture of lunging and pushing the door: "..."