Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

The room was quiet for a moment, and everyone looked at Fuxi silently.

Finally, Fuxi coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, and his low voice was flattering: "We are already married, since you don't want to stay in the heaven, I will stay with you in the mortal world."

The corner of You Le's mouth twitched: "There's no proof, so it can only be called a joke."

"Is this the proof you are talking about?"

As he said that, Fuxi took out two small bright red notebooks from nowhere and spread them out in front of You Le, secretly glad that he was already prepared.

Who knows that You Le just glanced lightly: "Our country's same-sex marriage law has not yet been passed! Do you think I will believe you if you buy a fake certificate for nine yuan from Taobao?"

Fuxi was taken aback for a moment, then glared at Donghuang Taiyi who was sitting diagonally across from him.

Donghuang smiled sheepishly: "Where is it... It's clearly made for twenty..."

"clatter."

Fuxi gently put the chopsticks in his hand on the table, Dong Huangtai shut up for a moment, and buried his head in picking up the rice in his own bowl.

Fu Xi looked at You Le, who was gnawing on the ribs expressionlessly, and said after pondering for a long time, "I know you don't like me now, but you will like me in the future."

"You don't have to." You Le said indifferently.

I originally wanted to take advantage of it, but I almost got taken advantage of by someone else.

Thinking about it, I was too greedy and stupid, so let it be a pie in the sky, how can there be pies that only chase after me?There is a problem when you think about it!

At this time, Nuwa hurriedly smoothed things over and said, "This...you can have feelings everywhere!"

"I haven't even thought about the fact that you lied to me!" You Le put down the chopsticks in his hand and looked at Nuwa, "You let me down very much."

The atmosphere in the room was a bit awkward for a while, and Nuwa hurriedly typed: "That... I also heard from my brother, this is indeed my fault, I just defined it casually without understanding..."

Yang Jian on the side turned sideways, and asked Donghuang Taiyi next to him in a low voice: "What do you know?"

Donghuang Taiyi responded in a low voice: "The information is wrong."

"Which information?" Yang Jian asked puzzled.

Donghuang Taiyi - the younger brother of the Demon King, known as the happiest little Golden Crow in the entire six realms.

His elder brother is responsible for all the big and small matters of the Yaozu, running around in the Six Realms all day long.

He also likes to gossip, and has become a recognized "intelligence liaison officer" in the Six Realms for tens of millions of years. The information that comes out of his mouth every day is countless. Which one is wrong today?

It's okay not to mention this matter, but when you mention this matter, You Le thinks of the night when he almost ruined the chrysanthemum a few days ago, and the fire in his heart burns again.

"Why does it have to be me?" You Le couldn't help asking again.

Let's not talk about their gods and ghosts, just say that there are as many as 70 billion human beings in the whole world, and he doesn't believe that he alone has bad horoscopes!

How did you find him?Why did you rely on him?

"This... Didn't I say it before?" Dong Huangtai said.

You Le looked at Yue Yixian, Yue Yixian put down his chopsticks and said: "That's right, I just received the notice too. They think it's normal for you to be unable to accept it for a while, so they want to ask for your opinion, let you and Fuxi be together Cultivate and cultivate the relationship, during this period of time, you two will be in heat and be polite, and he will not do anything to you casually."

"If after this period of time, you still don't like me, then we'll divorce again." Fuxi said.

"The promises I made to you before still count, but the matter of becoming a fairy is estimated to wait until you die." Nuwa said.

At this time, Yue Yixian whispered in You Le's ear: "As long as we can keep our butt, we will make money after all. On the other hand, you are destined not to find a wife in this life. Are you unhappy being an old rich man? "

"Cool."

You Le immediately pulled a smile on his face, and looked at Fuxi with a softer look: "After this period of time, I still don't like you, so you won't pester me anymore?"

Fu Xi nodded, his eyes downcast.

"Deal!" Then he asked again, "How long?"

Fuxi smiled lightly and said, "100 years."

You Le's smile instantly froze on his face: "Huh?"

Today Thursday, the weather will turn cloudy with light rain.

The theater didn't rehearse for You Le today, so now he is slumped on the sofa holding a computer and watching "Fengshen Bang" unrequitedly.

As for why he read the list of gods, the reason is very simple-know yourself and the enemy, and win every battle.This is the reason left by the old ancestors, even though he is being miserably tricked by these "old ancestors" now.

At this moment, when asked what he thought, there were only two words in his mind - regret.

Why can't he think about fighting with Tian?I don't even know how to fuck in the entertainment industry, how dare I leapfrog to fight monsters?Isn't this rushing to give someone blood?

Nu Wa came out of the bedroom, her room was the third on the second floor.Since this group of "ancestors" moved in, his house has inexplicably become a duplex. The original three bedrooms and two living rooms have now become eight bedrooms and two living rooms.

At first, You Le was very afraid that the property manager would come to his house, but he came several times, and his house was still the same in the eyes of others, which made You Le feel relieved.

"What are you looking at?" Nu Wo lightly raised her foot, and in the next second she appeared beside You Le from the second hug.

She leaned her head to look at the list of gods playing on the computer, and said, "It's this again? Is this person Nezha?"

Yule didn't answer.

Nu Wo stretched out her hand and rubbed his soft hair, and said, "Don't be unhappy! Your face has been hard for half a month. It's rare for me to make a face so beautiful, just smile!"

"Ha ha."

"Tsk!" Nv Wo sat beside You Le, put her legs on the coffee table casually, put her hand on You Le's shoulder and comforted, "I know why you are unhappy. It's because we sealed your fate , you have no other choice."

As she said that, she sighed seriously: "Oh, children are always in the rebellious stage in front of their mothers."

Then she changed the subject and said: "However, your fate is not determined by us, it is determined by God. This is your best destination. Besides, my brother promised that as long as you don't like it, he will never do anything to you. Then what are you afraid of? Why don't you just treat it as a part-time job?"

"In other words, if you can't get a wife anyway, you might as well find a husband!" Nuwa persuaded.

Can this be changed so casually? !

However, the words of the female snail really made You Le think a lot.

Thinking about it, Fuxi's presence for half a month didn't have much impact on his life.

In other words, his quality of life has improved a little bit.

Because Fuxi adheres to the idea that "if you want to win a man's heart, you must first get his stomach", he cooks for You Le every day.This is a great gift for You Le's stomach that has been eating takeaway for ten years.

Moreover, apart from insisting on sleeping in the same bed with him, Fuxi really didn't do anything excessive.

There are more people in the family, and it is also lively. You Le thought about it carefully, maybe it is not bad to live like this for the rest of my life.

Anyway, I don't have that predestined girl, so if I don't get married, I don't get married!As for the family... Thinking of his own family, You Le couldn't help laughing at himself. If other people say that they don't get married, the family may take care of it. As for themselves...they don't care.

But when you think about your current state, if you can keep it for a lifetime, it will be considered comfortable: you have your own house, your best buddy lives with you, a group of people in the family are laughing, lively, and there are pets...

Pet, pet...

You Le looked at the well-behaved Xiaotian dog nestled on the other side of the sofa, with a pair of animal ears on his head, and playing games with his mobile phone with his head down.

In short, if you can live like this for a lifetime, it's not bad.

You Le was thinking about it when she saw Nuwa looking at the screen and burst into laughter: "Who is this? Is this Yuanshi Tianzun? Hahahahahahahaha..."

In the window sky, the sky was gloomy and the clouds were low, but it didn't look like it was going to rain.

Since You Le figured it out, I feel happy all day long!Even looking at Fu Xi is pleasing to the eye, he thinks that although they can't be a couple, they can still be brothers!

When he was happy, everyone in the room was happy, even Xiao Tiangou didn't just play games all day long, but also went to the table for dinner.

The happiest among them is Fuxi.

In this way, more than half a month later, You Le heard that the position assigned to him by the heavens came down, and someone came to handle the entry procedures this Friday.

At that time, You Le was scared to death: "Didn't you say that I have to die to become a fairy? Don't I have a few days left?!"

Yang Jian hurriedly explained: "No, no, no! It's just a job for you, not for you to be reborn. Anyway, you are still married to Emperor Xi, and the benefits are not white-collar workers, and part-time jobs are also required to work. You are here It’s fine for the human world to deal with some matters related to the human world, and it’s not difficult to rest assured.”

Hearing this, You Le couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then began to look forward to it involuntarily.

Although he is not a serious "civil servant", he can be regarded as a "career establishment" anyway!

What position will the heavens give themselves?Think about those titles of "Tianzun" and "Taoist", it sounds domineering!

Yang Jian said that he also ordered a set of work clothes for himself.

You Le thought of Yang Jian's handsome soft armor, Fu Xi's solemn and luxurious crown robe, and Yue Yixian's elegant and elegant red robe, and he was even more looking forward to it!

He has worn a lot of ancient costumes and costumes, but he has never worn serious robes, not to mention that Yang Jian said that they were tailor-made for him.

The long-awaited Friday is finally here!

I don't know if there is another reason why the gods are about to descend, but the sunset this evening is extraordinarily gorgeous!

The red clouds in the sky gradually faded away, dyeing the blue sky purple.The color on this end gradually faded, and turned blue again, and a small, faint white ball hung on this end, which was the moon.

You Le walked back home from get off work happily!

"I am back!"

As soon as he opened the door, he found that his house was covered by clouds and fog, and the fragrance of flowers was fragrant.

A stunning female fairy wearing a phoenix crown and layered dresses was waiting for him with a "certificate of award".

More than a dozen little fairies followed behind the female fairy. They lined up in two groups holding yellow umbrellas and incense burners in their hands, and there were two blue birds flying around. Central Park is getting bigger!

Fortunately, You Le has adapted well, and other people who have never seen it would probably kneel down and worship.

You Le was just stunned for a second, and then he realized that the person in front of him was the one Fuxi had told him to "get a job" for him—the Queen Mother of the West.

"Are you back? Come here quickly! I'll go through the entry procedures for you!" Yue Yixian put on the flirtatious red robe again, stood beside the sofa and waved to You Le.

Fuxi, who was originally sitting on the sofa, saw You Le came back, and instantly got up and took a few steps forward to take his backpack: "It's hard work, are you tired? Or, let's talk about it after dinner?"

"I've been in this position for two hours." Queen Mother Xi's voice came from behind.

"Not tired, not tired! Don't make people wait too long." You Le patted Fu Xi's shoulder, and then quickly entered the room.

"What should I do?" You Le was both excited and nervous.

"No need to do anything." Queen Mother Xi was very dignified, "You stand in front of me, I will tell you the name of your position, and then I will give you this piece of paper."

"So simple?" You Le stood in front of Queen Mother Xi, a little surprised.He thought it would be like promulgating imperial edicts in ancient costume dramas, reading a long series of words that are not easy to understand but awesome when they are heard.

"Isn't this about simplifying and simplifying? In order to improve the overall efficiency of Tianting, the province will be saved." Yue Yixian explained.

You Le thought it made sense when he heard it. He stood in front of Queen Mother Xi in a proper manner, and suddenly the sound of silk and bamboo from the heavens rang in his ears.

You Le was taken aback, looked around, and sighed in his heart: Yo!It also comes with BGM!

The silk and bamboo linger, the blue bird dances, and the appearance of the Queen Mother of the West looks more noble and sacred, which cannot be desecrated.

You Le looked at her expectantly, expecting to hear his job name from her mouth, is it a fairy?Taoist?Hierarch or something?

I saw the thin red lips of the Queen Mother of the West slightly opened, and slowly said two words: "Human mother."

"What?"

The sound of silk and bamboo stopped suddenly, and the Queen Mother of the West stuffed the award certificate into the hand of You Le who was stunned, and said quickly without panting at the speed of recitation of tongue twisters: "Mother, your induction training will be held next. A few of you are here to complete it, welcome to join! It’s over, let’s call it a day!”

After all, the group of people disappeared into the living room of You Le's house at a speed that was too fast to cover their ears and steal the bell.

You Le froze in place holding a "certificate", looking at the typesetting of the same type of "good baby" in the kindergarten, a quality certificate of [-] cents in the printing shop, looking at the two big characters "human mother" in pitch black on it, unable to return for a long time god.

Yue Yixian suppressed a smile at the side, everyone except Yue Yixian thought he was overjoyed.

Donghuang Taiyi explained: "This title was chosen for you by Emperor Xi himself! Originally, Emperor Xi had the status of a personal emperor, and you are his wife now. The word 'Queen' was originally drafted by the Heavenly Court. Xihuang thought how could his wife be inferior to others? So he discussed with Empress Nuwa and gave you the title of "Human Mother".

Yule looked indifferent.

Yue Yixian couldn't hold back his laughter, so he fell down on the sofa with his stomach in his arms, buried his head in the pillow and let out a muffled laugh with extreme restraint, Xiao Tiangou poked him in confusion.

Fuxi gently hugged You Le's shoulders, and said softly, "How is it? How does it feel to be a mother for the first time?"

Yue Yixian finally couldn't hold back anymore, collapsed on the sofa and laughed loudly, everyone looked at him inexplicably.

You Lesheng looked at Fuxi unrequitedly: "You... did it on purpose?"

Fuxi said confidently: "Of course."

You Le: "..."