Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

"You promised?!"

Fairy Yueyi had long hair loose, and looked at You Le, who was wearing a red robe and sitting on the embroidered couch, eating fresh fruits leisurely, with a very iron face.

Yule nodded indifferently.

"How can you agree?!" Yue Yixian jumped in front of You Le excitedly. You Le was startled, and Yue Yixian said excitedly, "I am charging at the front line, and your rear collapsed first. How can this be?" become?"

"Why not? Could it be that you like me?"

"……roll."

The two had had enough quarrel, Yue Yixian sat beside You Le, and said seriously: "Seriously, why did you agree?"

You Le was taken aback, and he turned his head to look out the window.

In the vast galaxy, the fairy islands supported by cloud shields radiate faint light, and Xian Yueyi told him just now that they are the stars they look up to in the mortal world.

I don't know where the sound of the guqin came from the fairy palace, echoing the water of the Tianhe River.

"Because... I will be lonely too."

Yue Yixian paused while holding the tea, and only heard You Le say: "You are my best brother and the only friend I have had since I was a child. You know my situation and my family's situation."

Yue Yixian turned his head to look at You Le, the bright moonlight shone on his delicate face, he was no worse than those exiled immortals.

"My grandma once told me a fortune teller that I was born with a hard life and that people around me would not end well. At that time, I didn't believe it. Until..."

You Le paused, and Yue Yixian held his hand silently: "Speak human."

"It's a fool to have money and not make money."

"..."

"Ding!" The sound of the guqin stopped suddenly, perhaps the string was broken.

"You're so fucking good at it? When you finished work today, where did you condemn the heroine and the director for playing unspoken rules with a righteous face? I dare you to be a character who is born out of mud, yes You stood up because the mud ignored you? Huh?" Yue Yixian gritted his teeth and held You Le's wrist back.

"It hurts, it hurts..." You Le grinned in pain, "It's going to be broken! It's really going to be broken!"

Seeing him begging for forgiveness repeatedly, Xian Yue let go, shook his sleeves in disgust, turned around and ignored You Le.

You Le rubbed his wrist in pain, and smiled helplessly at Yue Yixian, who was serious about having a fight with him.

To say that he was kidnapped by Donghuang Taiyi to be Fuxi's wife, it is not considered to have broken through the lower limit of his cognition.

What really frightened him into fainting was that Xian Yue Yi was actually a god!

Speaking of which, their acquaintance was also extraordinarily dramatic!

At that time, You Le had just graduated from university and came to city A to work hard. When he got out of the train station, he met Yue Yixian.

He only thought that person was a lunatic and didn't want to pay attention to him, but Yue Yixian didn't let him go. In the end, the two had a fight at the train station.

Thanks to Yue Yixian, his first night in this city was spent at the police station...

Later, the two became brothers somehow, and they have been living together for so many years.

He used to think that he couldn't find a partner because Yue Yixian, the crow's mouth, cursed him!

Only now did I realize that it turned out that I, the lone star of the evil spirit, was so lonely that even Yue Lao couldn't stand it anymore, and I wanted to go down to earth to solve it myself.

When he first met Yue Yixian, You Le only felt that this person's thinking logic seemed to have traveled from the past, and after a long time, he came from the sky.

I heard from Empress Nuwa that this man fought Yang Jian for eight rounds just now in order to save himself, before he found a chance to rush in, and was thrown out by Donghuang again.

You Le: "Okay, I know you don't want to see me degenerate because of my fate."

Yue Yixian snorted coldly and ignored him.

"You just think of me as acting in a play. That's what I thought. I acted as Fuxi's wife, and he gave me money. There's nothing wrong with it." You Le said.

"Oh! That's called acting? That's called nurturing."

You Le waved his sleeves indifferently: "Don't say it so ugly, I have insisted on performing arts instead of selling myself for many years."

"Purchasing or not selling yourself?" Yue Yixian raised his eyebrows and looked at him jokingly, "Tomorrow night, he wants you to sell yourself, what can you do? You were chased and bitten by Teddy from the aunt's house downstairs." , and still be able to resist the main god? Are you dreaming?"

You Le curled his lips, just smiled and said nothing.

Immortal Yueyi earnestly said: "Snakes are inherently obscene."

"But he can't."

"........."

The moonlight was bright and the clouds were flowing, and a cry of exclamation pierced the nine heavens—"Damn it?!!!!"

On the second day, Jiuchongtian, which was always deserted and holy on weekdays, was now decorated with lights and festoons, and it was very lively.

That's right, there are lights and festoons.

You Le and Yue Yixian stood side by side at the gate of the Marriage Hall, looking at the bright red and green paper flowers in front of them, the gauze wholesale from Yiwu, the small colored lanterns that cost two yuan per meter, and the ones that were extorted from the heaven next door. , roses of every color wrapped in cheap wrapping paper were lost in thought.

Looking at this 80s country wedding style dress, You Le swallowed the words several times, and finally couldn't hold back and said: "I am not worthy...or do you all have this style of marriage in heaven?"

Yue Yixian's mouth couldn't stop twitching: "I guess, maybe Fu Xi thought you came from the mortal world, and in order to make you feel more friendly, he specially ordered people to dress up like this?"

"That's right!"

In the next second, You Le was hugged by someone on the shoulder, and when he turned his head, he was almost blinded by the bright red hair.

The person who came was none other than the unreliable younger brother of the demon king who tied You Le to the Nantianmen that day, known as the number one dandy in the Six Realms—East Emperor Taiyi.

"In order to cultivate a better relationship with you, the Lord God did not hesitate to condescend to personally understand the wedding mode in the mortal world. He also thought about the saying that you humans often say that childhood is the most beautiful. This is what he specially extracted from your childhood memories. The wedding was moved here for you intact! How is it? Have you been moved?" Donghuang Taiyi looked at You Le's expression expectantly.

You Le: "...Oh. This should be my only chance to get married, thank his eight generations of ancestors for me."

The Eastern Emperor remembered that there was a fox in his mansion, who had grown up by stepping on the time of the founding of the country, and had been struggling in the human world for many years.

The fox once told him that "ancestor" is the supreme existence for human beings.

Therefore, the Eastern Emperor should have felt that You Le was so moved that he patted You Le on the back excitedly, and said with a smile, "Why are you talking about this when you are a couple? Speaking of it, he It is your ancestor. How about it? Are you excited to marry your own ancestor?"

Yue Yixian couldn't listen anymore: "If you don't know how to speak, just shut up?"

"That's all, that's all..." You Le raised his forehead and tried to convince himself, "Formoney."

Yue Yixian opened Dong Huang Tai's hand and held You Le's hand, then supported You Le's shoulder and said, "Think about how miserable it is to spend money to buy a ceremony with you when people can't do anything!"

"What can't you do? Why can't you do it? Who can't do it?" Donghuang Taiyi on the side was puzzled, "If you get married, you should do what you should do, what else should you do?"

Yue Yixian raised his eyebrows, and smiled ambiguously: "It's just that you can't do what you should do when you get married."

"What do you mean?"

Just as Yue Yixian was about to speak, You Le stabbed him in the chest with his elbow, and Yue Yixian covered his chest in pain.

You Le quickly pulled him aside, and said in a low voice: "Don't tell anyone about this, I promised Empress Nuwa to keep it a secret. Within the Six Realms, except me, you, Nuwa, and Fuxi herself , there can be no fifth person to know!"

Yue Yixian nodded repeatedly.

At this time, I only heard the sound of silk and bamboo in my ears suddenly!

A road was opened in front of the Marriage Hall where You Le, Yue Yixian and others lived, and the colorful clouds flowed and filled the sky.A group of fairies, holding musical instruments, singing on clouds.

There are Xianjun, Xian'e, Huaguan and beautiful clothes, and rare birds and animals standing on both sides of the road, which is lively and sacred.

The scene in front of him made You Le a little bit from ear to ear. Except for the word "fuck", he couldn't find any other more appropriate expressions for a while.

Yue Yixian was much calmer: "Yo! Taibai Jinxing pulled out all the Rongyun beasts? Look at how much everyone attaches importance to your wedding!"

"Isn't it?" Donghuang Taiyi on the side came up again, "Look over there! Even the people next door are here."

Looking in the direction of Donghuang Taiyi's finger, it turned out to be a group of blond people with white wings on their backs and wearing white robes.

Two waves of people with completely different painting styles stand together, and the scene is gorgeous but also a little funny.

Yue Yixian crossed his arms and said, "The main god is getting married, do they dare not come?"

"By the way, you can't do what you said just now? What can't you do?" Donghuang Taiyi asked secretly.

"Tsk! Don't ask if you shouldn't."

After all, Yue Yixian didn't pay attention to him anymore, and only pulled You Le, who was speechless, to walk forward.

"How is it? Are you satisfied?" Yue Yixian asked.

"This is decent!" You Le swept away his displeasure just now, and pulled Yue Yixian with a smile.

Then it was time to go through the process, You Le let go of Yue Yixian's hand, and carefully set foot on the cloud road.

There are floating clouds under your feet, and under the floating clouds is a blue sky, you can vaguely see

Donghuang Taiyi persistently entangled him: "Hey? What did you say just now that you can't do anything?"

Yue Yixian turned around: "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask."

"Tell me! I swear by the law of heaven, I promise not to tell anyone else." Dong Huangtai said.

"Secrets of the Six Realms." Yue Yixian said seriously.

"Just tell me one." Donghuang Taiyi tugged on Yue Yixian's sleeve.

"No."

Seeing that he refused to eat softly, Donghuang Taiyi sighed pretentiously: "Forget it. Alas! I wanted to tell you that something happened to the person making soup by the Naihe Bridge recently..."

"What happened to him?!" Yue Yixian regained his spirit immediately, he grabbed Donghuang Taiyi's wrist and said.

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi raised his eyebrows, and flicked his sleeves fiercely: "No, the underworld is secret."

Yue Yixian hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth: "Success! Let me tell you! Can we exchange secrets?"

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Donghuang Taiyi said hastily.

"Hush—" Yue Yixian lowered his voice, "I'm only telling you about this, you must never say it."

"Don't worry, I have the tightest mouth."

"let me tell you……"

Immortal Yueyi leaned over to Donghuangtaiyi and whispered something in a low voice, and the next second Donghuangtaiyi's eyes widened in disbelief, and a cry of "Fuck" resounded throughout the Marriage Hall...

On the other side, You Le stood at the end of the cloud road, waiting for Fuxi's arrival.

A day earlier, he had never even heard of this person.But today, he was actually standing here in a red robe, waiting for this man to marry him.

Think about it, it's like a child's play house, but this play house is a bit more ostentatious.

You Le is essentially a person who likes ostentation, and because he likes ostentation, he chooses to enter the entertainment circle and stand under the spotlight.

So this wedding won his heart!

At this moment, he is looking forward to what kind of way Fuxi will pick him up, is it a spirit horse fairy carriage, or a rare beast?

With a smile on the corner of You Le's mouth, he heard a loud, ear-piercing mechanical noise, which disturbed Si Zhu out of tune.

You Le frowned, feeling that things were not so simple.

Everyone's eyes were focused on the other side of the cloud road, the noisy roar was getting closer and closer, and soon Fuxi appeared in front of everyone.

I saw that he was wearing a twelve-pronged emperor's crown, wearing a gold-rimmed gown with red and dark flowers, and his snake tail turned into slender legs. He was so handsome that he could not wait for a trace of popularity - riding on a tractor.

That's right!A tractor...or a tractor with a big red cloth hanging in front of the handle.

The immortals began to discuss in a low voice:

"Is this something invented by humans for farming? How did Emperor Xi ride this?"

"Yeah, yeah! It looks a little wretched."

"Tsk! You don't understand now! Emperor Xi is a human emperor, and the person he is going to marry today is also a human being. This is called rare affection."

"I've only known each other for a day, where is the unsympathy..."

You Le's mouth twitched non-stop. He watched Fu Xi skillfully park the tractor in front of him, and then stretched out his hand to himself: "Let's go."

"I do not."

Fuxi: "????"

The scene was a little awkward for a while.

In the end, it was Nuwa who came up to save the scene, and You Le followed Fuxi on the tractor for Nuwa's sake, and went to Yaochi Qingtai to complete the whole ceremony.

Accompanied by the sound of silk and bamboo, the newlyweds enter the bridal chamber, and the banquet of the immortals begins.

At the same time, a truth spread like wildfire among the immortals...

After You Le finished washing, he sat in front of the bed hung with a big red soft curtain and moved his stiff neck.

He looked at Fuxi, who was cold and handsome like a jade carving, and said: "Okay, okay, the fun is over! After a long day, go to sleep. By the way, do you kick the quilt at night? Otherwise, let people do it again. Bring me another quilt?"

You Le waited for a long time, but Fuxi didn't respond. This man sat beside him, just looked at him straight, his eyelashes never fluttered.

"Um...you still don't want to sleep?" The two were not familiar with each other at first, but now they are in the same room, and the person in front of them doesn't speak, which makes the awkward atmosphere even more embarrassing, You Le tentatively said: "Otherwise , you go out and drink with them for a while? I go to bed first?"

Fuxi finally had a reaction, he shook his head, then took You Le's hand: "We are husband and wife now."

You Le's whole body was stiff, and the atmosphere made him scratch his toes. It was too embarrassing for two big men, or two men who had only known each other for a day.

I don't know how many million years old he is, and he still loves to play house with others. Could this be the legendary "old urchin"?You Le complained secretly in his heart.

Immediately afterwards, he chuckled, pulled it out of Fuxi's hand, and quickly rolled onto the bed: "Hahaha... happy wedding to us! Go to sleep, see you tomorrow."

Seeing this, the corners of Fuxi's mouth raised slightly, he looked at the person on the bed, and said softly, "Okay."

Then, with a sweep of his sleeves, the lights went out.

The room was silent for a moment, and then You Le exclaimed: "What are you doing?!"

"The bridal chamber." There was innocence in Fuxi's calm voice.

"I'm going?! Don't move! Can't you?!"

"Who said that?" Fuxi's voice suddenly turned cold.

"Your ex-wife."

"Oh, she lied to you."

You Le: "..."

"Don't be angry, I'll help you teach her a lesson tomorrow, we'll do the bridal chamber first."

"Fuck?! Don't come here!"

"Don't wrap your disgusting tail around me! Move it! Move it away!! Save... um..."

Outside the Yaochi, there are singing, singing, dancing and dancing, and the spirit of immortals is lingering. The immortals push cups and change cups, talking and laughing.

"Hey? Why do I seem to hear You Le's voice?" Donghuang Taiyi said as he put down his wine cup.

"You drink too much." Yue Yixian leaned on a little fairy in a dark green robe with drunken eyes.

"is it?"

"Yes."

"..."