Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

The wind is blowing and the leaves are sparse, and people on the road are in a hurry.

The yellow of the traffic lights is reflected on the wet ground that has just rained, and it is colorful.

After Yang Jian and Xiao Tian sent Chang'e to Chang'e's boyfriend's house in another city, they were not in a hurry to go home, but wandered aimlessly on the road.

The night wind and the rain were blowing on his body, which felt a little cool.certainly!The wind in the mortal world is not worth mentioning to the gods, let alone Zhenjun Erlang standing on the top of the Nine Heavens.

Born a demigod, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, a nobleman in Tianhuang, and the eye of heaven on his forehead, many people in the heaven cannot envy him.

Yang Jian can be regarded as a man who was born on the finish line in the heaven, so for his occasional rebellion, everyone in the heaven thinks it is because of his arrogance.

"Brother..." Xiao Tian silently held Yang Jian's hand.

He has followed Yang Jian since he was an unformed puppy. For so many years, he knows that Yao Ji's death has always been a demonic existence in Yang Jian's heart.

It's not that no one has persuaded him. Over the years, from time to time, someone has used the status of an elder to persuade him with earnestness.

Advise him to be generous, and persuade him to be considerate of his uncle.

It’s just that if you can’t get through some things, you can’t get through, even after 1000 or 1 years, you still can’t get through.

"Brother, don't be sad. Isn't there me?" Xiaotian said obediently.

"It's not sad." Yang Jian pulled a smile from the corner of his mouth and rubbed the head of Xiao Tian, ​​"It's just that my heart is a little bored and flustered."

Then, Yang Jian hugged Xiao Tian in his arms, and said with a smile, "We won't be going home today, let's find Nezha for a drink!"

"it is good!"

*****

Yang Jian and Xiao Tian didn't come back for dinner today, Yue Yixian said that Chang'e and his wife probably kept him for dinner, so they didn't wait for him.

However, if Yang Jian and Yang Jian didn't come back after dark today, You Le couldn't help but feel a little worried.

He put down the script in his hand, looked out the window, and then looked at Yue Yixian who was playing the game happily and said: "They haven't come back so late, can something happen?"

"What can happen to him as an old fairy?" Xian Yueyi replied without raising his head, staring at the phone screen.

"You can't say that. He's in a bad mood today. If he can't think about it for a while..."

"He's not a child." Fuxi tapped You Le's smooth forehead lightly, "He's thousands of years older than you."

"Besides, there is still Xiaotian here." Yue Yixian said, "Although that child is usually a little bored, he is a famous protector in the Six Realms! Back then, Yang Jian fought hard with that monkey. When it was time to score, it was Xiaotian who rushed up and bit the monkey's tail, and that monkey was defeated so quickly."

So the Great Sage was defeated by having more tails than Yang Jian? !

Hearing this, the corners of You Le's mouth twitched: "... I understand why humans have evolved their tails, so it seems that it is indeed necessary."

Hearing what Yue Yixian and Fuxi said, You Le let it go in hesitation.

After all, Yang Jian is such a powerful fairy, and he has lived for so many years, and has seen all kinds of storms and waves, so nothing should happen.

However, life is about deceiving people for fun.

The next day, it was just dawn.

You Le just went out to buy breakfast, and when he came back, Yue Yixian was called to get up, and he heard a dog barking from far to near!

"Wow woof woof... woof—"

The living room was shrouded in white mist again, and when the fog cleared, Yang Jian was standing in front of him holding Xiao Tian who had returned to his original form.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof..." Xiao Tian looked a little dazed and kept barking.

This is the first time You Le has seen Xiaotian's true form.

He was a little dazed, for a moment he couldn't connect his well-behaved little brother with the big gray dog ​​in front of him that Yang Jian held in his arms.

He took a few steps back silently, for fear that the big dog in Yang Jian's arms would rush madly and bite him.

"What... what's wrong?!"

Yue Yixian rushed out of the bedroom when he heard the dog barking.

Fuxi, who was watering the flowers on the balcony, quickly teleported from the balcony to the living room and hugged You Le in his arms.

Seeing that it was Yang Jian and Xiao Tian who came, Yue Yixian couldn't help but rolled his eyes in disgust.

"This...is this?" You Le pointed at the big gray dog ​​in Yang Jian's arms tremblingly with his hand holding the soybean milk.

"This is Xiaotian." Yang Jian smiled, then lightly patted Xiaotian's head and said, "Stop yelling, Xiaotian, if you call us, we will be complained."

You Le forced a smile: "Hehe, I guessed it."

Yue Yixian stepped forward and patted Xiaotian's head, and said, "How much did he drink?"

"A little too much..." Yang Jian scratched his head in embarrassment.

You Le calmed down and watched Yue Yixian help Yang Jian to send Xiao Tian back to the room. After the two returned to the living room, he asked Yang Jian, "Why don't you come back after he wakes up?"

Yang Jian paralyzed on the sofa: "Where are we waiting for him to sober up? By the way, You Le, you will also give me a certificate later."

"Ah? You wouldn't... also make that girl's belly bigger?" You Le said with a look of shock.

Hearing this, Yue Yixian, who was yawning lazily before, was instantly relieved of sleepiness.

Fu Xi frowned, obviously very disapproving of Yang Jian's behavior of getting on the bus first and paying the fare later, and was about to go to his master to sue him.

"Bah, bah! What are you thinking? Am I such an irresponsible person?" Yang Jian quickly denied.

"It's just that when I was drinking with Nezha yesterday, I drank a little too much. The two of us accidentally..."

You Le couldn't help opening his mouth, and Fu Xi silently dialed the phone number of Yang Jian's master, Master Yuding.

"The two of us accidentally shaved my uncle's head like a Mediterranean." Yang Jian said.

"what?!"

"That's it?"

"Beep." Fuxi silently hung up the phone in his hand.

The real Yuding in the distant Kunlun held his mobile phone in a daze: "Huh?"

"What's wrong with Yuding?" Tianzun's cold voice came from beside him.

"Oh, Fuxi called me just now, and he hung up as soon as I picked it up."

Tianzun stopped holding the flower, and raised his jade-like chin slightly: "Leave him alone, his brain has not been working well."

Yuding was a little ashamed: "Ah..."

In the apartment, Yang Jian was very dissatisfied with everyone's reaction: "What do you mean by this? Are you capable of trying to shave his hair?"

"No, why are you shaving his hair when you have nothing to do?" You Le was very puzzled.

But if you don't understand, you still have to eat breakfast. When he asked Yang Jian, he didn't forget to stuff the steamed buns into his mouth.

"Give me a cup of soy milk, thank you." Yang Jian said.

You Le handed him a cup of soy milk, and Yang Jian explained while drinking it: "That's right, I was not in a good mood yesterday, so I went to find Nezha to drink."

"As a result, the more I drank, the worse my mood became. No matter how I thought about it, I didn't want to let my uncle go. Nezha told me that there is a saying in the world that shaving my head in the first month will kill my uncle. Let me shave my head in the first month to kill him!" Yang Jian said.

"I can't tell, Nezha is quite superstitious." You Le said.

Yang Jian nodded cooperatively: "It's better to believe it than to believe it! But it's still so far away from the first month. Let me suffocate until the first month. I guess I will suffocate myself before I can kill him. So, in order to get rid of the bad breath in our hearts, Nezha and I sneaked into Lingxiao Temple and shaved my uncle a Mediterranean hairstyle."

"In the end, he was so angry that he started to send heavenly soldiers to hunt me and Nezha, and then I escaped back. So, I want you to help me and Nezha get a certificate and save our lives." Yang Jian To put it mildly.

Yue Yixian didn't believe it was that simple: "Lingxiao Palace is heavily guarded, you two drunks sneaked in and no one was disturbed?"

Yang Jian smiled mischievously: "Probably... I just woke up and can't remember clearly."

You Le raised his brows lightly, feeling that his attitude was very suspicious.

In the next second, Fuxi waved his sleeve lightly, and the picture of Tianting last night appeared on the TV in the living room.

I saw that outside the Hall of Lingxiao, the wind was rumbling, and the heavenly soldiers lined up solemnly.

Two teenagers and a dog confronted the heavenly soldiers in mid-air.The wind made their robes tremble, but the alcohol was still there.

The red Huntian damask fluttered, and the young man held a pointed gun and shouted: "Get out of the way! We are not going to assassinate him, we just want to humiliate him!"

The screen cuts to the inside of the hall, where there are fragments of porcelain all over the place. Hearing this, the Jade Emperor turned green with anger: "Go! Bring Tianwang Tota Li! Then go invite Master Yuding!"

"Boss! If Li Tianwang dares to take care of Nezha, he won't need to support the tower." The fairy servant on the side reminded.

"Then go invite Daoist Taiyi! Hurry up! I don't believe that I can't cure these two unlucky children!"

"Aren't you letting go?"

Yang Jian was obviously running out of patience. With a wave of the three-pointed and two-bladed halberd in his hand, Xiao Tian rushed into the array of heavenly soldiers like a bolt of lightning.

The formation of the heavenly soldiers was instantly chaotic, and the two teenagers were wearing light shirts, waving the weapons in their hands and fighting with the golden armored heavenly soldiers.

The gods fight, the sky and the earth lose their color, and the sun and the moon have no light.

Gradually, the Heavenly Soldiers actually fell behind.

I saw Nezha holding a celestial soldier's collar with a pointed gun in one hand, and holding a shiny golden brick in the other hand. When the brick fell down, he knocked people out.

The boy raised his eyebrows: "I said I won't kill him, it's just an insult."

whoosh-

In an instant, the TV was turned off by Yang Jian.

"Don't look, don't look!" Yang Jian smiled flatteringly, "It was just an accident."

"You sneaked in so subtly..." The corners of You Le's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"Isn't this because you drank too much?" Yang Jian said awkwardly.

"Really? I saw that when you two were fighting, the chassis was still very stable, it didn't look like you were drinking too much." Yue Yixian said.

"Everyone's state of drunkenness is different." Yang Jian forcefully explained.

Then he looked at You Le with a flattering expression: "You Le, you must save Nezha and me. Otherwise, we will have to be imprisoned for decades."

"Again?" You Le keenly caught the word.

Yue Yixian waved his hand, and said with no surprise: "These two brats are a typical example of not going to the house for three days."

"You Le! Please." Yang Jian wanted to lean on You Le's shoulder, but was stared back by Fuxi.

"You're not Xiaotian, this expression doesn't suit you." You Le said with disgust.

Fuxi called Yuding again.

Unexpectedly, at this moment You Le sighed resignedly: "Okay, okay! I'm also a group of ancestors like you."

"beep."

Hearing that You Le was willing to help Yang Jian write the certificate, Fuxi hung up the phone again.

Looking at the phone that was hung up again, Yu Ding, who was accompanying her master to savor incense, silently pulled Fuxi into the blacklist...

"Come on, how do you write it? Write two copies, right?" You Le took out a pen and paper and asked.

"Yes, yes, yes! I know you are the best, and I will read it to you."

Just as Yang Jian was about to read the content of the proof to You Le, his phone rang untimely.

Yang Jian answered the phone impatiently: "Ah? What? I'll go... OK, OK, hang up."

"What's wrong?" Yule asked.

Yang Jian smiled awkwardly: "I'm afraid I have to write three copies now."

"Why?" Yule was puzzled.

"Nezha met a monkey on the way to throw off the heavenly soldiers, and the monkey helped him fight."

You Le: "..."