Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

Now, You Le finally realizes how annoying the brat is in Fen Bi Ji Ji Shu!

He suddenly thought of a sentence he once read in a chicken soup book, "When a man dies, he is a teenager."

Nezha and Yang Jian told him with their actions that some men who can't die, have been teenagers for thousands of years, are still quite harmful to others.

"That... the monkey's proof has a separate format. He is now under the seat of the Tathagata, and he is not under the control of the Heavenly Court." Yang Jian said while looking at You Le who was writing quickly.

"If I don't write it, will he be suppressed by the Buddha for another 500 years?" You Le gritted his teeth.

"Yes, yes! Think about how pitiful it is for such a cute monkey to be crushed under the mountain? Isn't it?" Yang Jian said.

"Hehe... I think you and Nezha should go together to make the mountain crush you."

You Le felt that he would have to charge for issuing certificates in the future. With a salary of more than 1000 a month, he didn't even have enough money to buy paper and pens!

This group of people really can find themselves on everything that has a little bit of mortal ties.

At first he didn't understand what the relationship between Yang Jian and Nezha's disturbance in Lingxiao Palace had to do with the mortal world?

The two of them are gods, the one who beat was a god, and the one whose head was shaved was still a god, how can he issue a certificate as a 'human mother'?

No matter how you think about it, it should be the queen mother who opened it, not him.

Unexpectedly, Yang Jian said directly: "Of course it has something to do with it! The wine that Nezha and I drank is mortal wine."

"What wine? Moutai?"

"How do you know?" Yang Jian was a little surprised.

You Le looked indifferent, "hehe" and then said: "Dragon King just drank too much, which caused the rain alcohol to exceed the standard, and caused all the drivers in that area to drink and drive. He also drank Moutai."

"It seems that you are very handy in this job." Yang Jian flattered You Le, "No wonder Emperor Xi insisted on marrying you. As expected, there is no one in the Six Realms who is more suitable for this position than us, You Le!"

"You don't have to be like this..."

If God can give him another chance, he will definitely take the road that he met Donghuang that day!

*****

The second day after Yang Jian drank Nezha and caused a disturbance in Lingxiao Palace, the little Golden Crow, Donghuang Taiyi, who smelled gossip, flew back to the apartment without stopping.

Yang Jian and Nezha had such a big commotion, but he wasn't there?What a pity!

You Le was very glad that Donghuang was not here, if Donghuang followed suit, he would probably have to write four self-criticisms.

And what's more terrible is that Donghuang is from the demon world, so he has to change the format again.

In order to protect his own rights and interests, You Le immediately announced that anyone who came to him to issue a certificate in the future would have to pay by the letter.

"We have such a good relationship, don't you need it?" Yang Jian put his arms around You Le's shoulders, looking like two good brothers.

You Le smiled kindly at him: "You misunderstood! This regulation is not aimed at other people, it is simply aimed at you."

Thinking about that day, not counting Nezha and Yang Jian's proof, he wrote a full [-] words for the monkey's proof!

The college entrance examination composition is only 800 words? !When did he write so many words in one day? !

Thanks to Fu Xi who had been massaging his hands that night, his hands were not so soft that he couldn't even hold chopsticks steadily the next day.

Thinking of this, You Le couldn't help feeling warm.

He looked at the man who was cooking in the kitchen with his tail twitching and wearing an apron, and he found that people would get used to it, for example... he was not so repulsive when he saw Fuxi's tail now.

"What are you thinking?" Seeing You Le staring at the script in a daze, Dong Huang asked.

You Le hurriedly came back to his senses: "It's nothing. I just thought you were back. Why hasn't Nuwa come back yet?"

Yue Yixian, Yang Jian and Xiao Tian are all back, even the Donghuang who is in confinement is back, why can't Nuwa come back?

When I asked Fuxi what Nuwa was doing, Fuxi only said that she had something to do.

Isn't she retired?What's the matter?

Could it be that he has stayed in the human world for a long time, seeing this wave of human beings is not pleasing to the eye, and plans to go back to retreat and create a new wave?

"Didn't you say she has something to do?" Yue Yixian leaned on You Le and watched the current popular TV series, and said, "Although the main gods of them have retired now, they still have to take care of some things that cannot be pushed away. "

"How many main gods?" You Le asked puzzled.

"Didn't you read some fairy tales when you were young?" Yue Yixian was a little disgusted, "Your man, Nuwa and Pangu, the three of them are the main gods."

"Is it great?"

"Can you say that you are powerful enough to open up the world and create you?" Said Yue Yixian.

"Isn't this Nuwa and Pangu? What does it have to do with Fuxi?" You Le curled his lips. He still feels that Fuxi is just pulling his face to bluff people.

Yue Yixian smiled: "Young man, don't look down on him just because he is your man."

You Le felt awkward when he heard the words "your man". He pushed Yue Yixian's head which was resting on his shoulder, "What man! Don't talk nonsense like them."

Due to inertia, Yue Yixian fell back on You Le's shoulder. Seeing that You Le's reaction at this time was different from before, he smiled and said, "Yo? Are you angry? The whole six worlds know that he is your man. What's wrong with that?" Nothing to admit."

The more Yue Yixian said that, the more awkward You Le felt. It wasn't the initial disgust, nor the later embarrassment. He couldn't tell what the awkwardness was.

He raised his eyebrows and looked at Yueyi Xiandao: "Do you want to have a fight with me today?"

"Don't dare!" Yue Yixian smiled and retreated to the corner of the sofa to prevent You Le from attacking him.

Seeing this, Donghuang quietly picked up a pillow and threw it in the direction of the two of them.

You Le was hit on the head unexpectedly, and was stunned for a second.

Then he turned around and threw the script on the sofa, pointed at Donghuang and said to Yueyi: "Fuck him!"

The three of them scuffled together in an instant and made a fuss.

Sitting in the corner of the sofa and playing games, Xiaotian put on his headphones silently...

The three of them felt tired after arguing for a while, and collapsed on the sofa together.

What was broadcast on TV was an idol drama of fairy tales in ancient costumes.

You Le looked at the crying heroine, and thought of Chang'e that day, so he asked: "This question has puzzled me for many years. Why do you say that you gods and mortals will be executed if they fall in love with mortals and have children? "

"There are only a few executed, and most of them were demoted to the lower realm." Yue Yixian said.

"Why?" You Le rolled up the script at hand and stretched it out in front of Yue Yixian.

Immortal Yue Yi cooperatively took the script rolled into a roll from You Le's hand, and said, "That's because in the past, gods thought highly of themselves, thinking that mortals are just a bunch of mud dolls, and being with mortals is mentally handicapped."

"...No! There are so many immortals cultivated by mortals, so they also feel that they are mentally retarded?" You Le sarcastically said.

"That's why they are mentally retarded." Yue Yixian commented.

"However, when a mortal cultivates into a fairy, it is true that he is no longer a clay body." Donghuang said, "For example, Nezha is a lotus root body."

"They think that mortals are just the product of Nuwa's game, and their brains are not good. Especially the gods of the prehistoric era." Said, Yue Yixian pouted towards the kitchen.

The great immortal inside is wearing a floral apron and setting off fireworks in the world.

"Don't you mortals still have a poem? What is it called 'Nuwa plays on the loess, and the group is a fool'." Yue Yixian continued.

"Really?" You Le said unconvinced, "Why haven't I heard this poem? Who wrote it? It doesn't make sense when you hear it."

"Li Bai."

You Le: "..."

*****

After Nuwa left, she didn't come back until You Le joined the group.

Fuxi, an irresponsible elder brother, couldn't tell what Nuwa was doing.

Today is Youle's first day in the group.

On the first day when the actors join the group, there is actually nothing to do, just get to know each other and the environment together, and just have a kick-off banquet.

This is not the first time You Le joined the group, but the last time he joined the group was many years ago, and it left him with a lot of shadows, so You Le was inevitably a little nervous and cramped when he joined the group this time.

The other actors present had their own teams, and You Le and Fuxi were together.

Every time Fuxi goes out, he will change his appearance, change those dark purple eyes to ordinary dark brown, restrain his divinity, and make himself look more like an ordinary person.

However, his shockingly beautiful appearance is not destined to be ordinary.

He and You Le walked side by side, and no one on the road didn't look back.

Everyone in the crew thought that Fuxi was also an actor in the crew, and couldn't help but wonder why he wasn't on the promotional poster?Could it be Xu Daozang's "killer mace"?

After asking, I found out that it was actually the assistant of the male protagonist? !

So they all sighed, with such a good-looking appearance, wouldn't it be nice to be a leading actor?How to run to be an assistant?

I have to say that Zhang Zezhou is well prepared for You Le, including a nanny car, assistants, drivers and even bodyguards.

"Don't be so exaggerated, right?"

Sitting in the nanny's car, You Le gave Zhang Zezhou a copy of the contract he had just signed, and said, "It's okay for the driver and assistant, but the bodyguards are unnecessary. The crew already has security personnel, and I'm a little-known actor. What kind of bodyguard do you need?"

Zhang Zezhou looked at the contract in his hand with satisfaction, then looked unwillingly at Fuxi beside You Le, and then said with a smile: "Unknown? You still haven't downloaded Weibo."

You Le was going to download it a few days ago, but he was delayed by things like Chang'e and Yang Jian, so he forgot about it.

He smiled awkwardly: "It's not too late, the next one will be in a few days."

Zhang Zezhou nodded playfully, then handed over the contract to his assistant, and then said: "Your agent will come to meet with you in a while, today you can just walk around the crew and get used to the environment, I Go get busy first."

"Well, I'm sorry for you." You Le said politely with a smile.

"What's so unfortunate about this?" Zhang Zezhou smiled.

After that, he took his assistant and left You Le's nanny car.

For a while, only You Le, Fuxi and three assistants were left in the car, and the driver went to rest.

Two of the three girls seem to be two years older than You Le, the one with short hair is called He Qian, and the one with long hair is called Sun Xiao.

There is also a little girl who looks young, she should have just graduated not long ago, her name is Hu Xiaoqing, she is very cute with two small canine teeth when she smiles.

"Brother You, you look better in person than in the pictorial!" Hu Xiaoqing said.

"No, no, the pictorials look better with makeup on." You Le said modestly.

"Brother Dong will come in a while. The company really values ​​you. Originally, Brother Dong didn't accept artists anymore, but the company still allocated him to you." Sun Xiao said.

You Le just smiled. He is not very good at dealing with strangers. Fortunately, these girls are relatively familiar, and the atmosphere will not be awkward.

"Hey? Brother Dong's car is here." The sharp-eyed Hu Xiaoqing said looking out the car window.

I saw an enchanting red Porsche parked in front of You Le's nanny car.

So flamboyant?It doesn't feel good to get along with...

You Le held Fuxi's hand nervously.

Seeing this, the corners of Fuxi's lips curled up without a trace.

You Le watched nervously as the Porsche door was opened, and saw a man with black sunglasses and striking red hair get out of the car.

Um?Red hair?

You Le frowned, and an ominous premonition suddenly rose in his heart.

I saw the man with long legs, and got into You Le's nanny car in three or two steps: "Let me see my new cutie..."

Donghuang Taiyi took off his sunglasses, and saw You Le and Fuxi sitting side by side in front of him with a blank face, all the words they wanted to say were blocked in their throats.

After holding back for a long time, he smiled awkwardly: "What a coincidence..."