Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

After a few seconds of strange silence in the living room, facing Fu Xi's cannibalistic gaze, Yue Yi said with a nonchalant smile: "We...is it not time to come back?"

"You know..."

"No." Before Fu Xi finished speaking, You Le covered his mouth with indifference.

Then he pointed to Chang'e who was bound by the red thread and asked in amazement and confusion: "You guys...are you talking about going back to heaven to deal with business? Is this what you call business?"

Only then did Yue Yixian come back to his senses, and quickly untied Chang'e: "I have wronged you."

Chang'e knew Fuxi, so she bowed to Fuxi first.

Then he looked at You Le and asked Yue Yi, "Who is this?"

"This is the new 'mother' who takes care of things that the other five realms don't care about." Yue Yixian replied.

"Don't mention this title!" You Le said with a headache.

Hearing this, Chang'e's dim eyes lit up in an instant, and it was hard for You Le to ignore those scorching eyes!

He finally understood that these three unlucky things brought him back from trouble.

How many days has he been quiet? !You Le wants to cry but has no tears.

Chang'e came back to her senses and wanted to salute You Le, but was stopped by You Le: "Don't! Shorten your life!"

The corners of You Le's mouth twitched: "Speak up! Fairy, what do you have to come to me that Heavenly Court can't handle?"

Unexpectedly, this Chang'e started to shed tears before she even started to speak, and she completely lost the toughness of Lingxiao Temple.

"This... don't cry, don't cry..."

You Le hates people crying the most. Seeing this, he wanted to get up to comfort the woman in front of him, but Fuxi's tail was still wrapped around his leg, and he was pulled back into Fuxi's arms as soon as he got up.

Yue Yixian and Yang Jian hurriedly comforted her and told her not to think too much, Xiao Tian was very sensible and handed over the tissue.

After You Le fell back into Fuxi's arms, he looked back at Fuxi and persuaded Chang'e, "Don't be afraid, the purpose of our unit is to serve the creatures of the six realms. If you have any grievances, just speak up."

Chang'e was out of breath crying for a while, seeing this, Yue Yi said on her behalf: "This is Fairy Chang'e, just because... she got pregnant by accident, so..."

You Le was startled, so this is Chang'e? !

You Le's gaze shifted to her lower abdomen, which was so flat that there was nothing unusual about it.

"Excuse me, what is the fairy looking for me...why do you want me to do?" Seeing that Chang'e was not crying so hard, he asked cautiously, for fear of irritating her again.

Chang'e choked and said, "My lord, please save the life of the child in my womb."

"This……"

Seeing You Le's incomprehensible appearance, Yang Jian said, "My uncle, that old man, wants to kill the child in her stomach and punish the fairy severely."

"Fairy has been with him for so many years without a name or title, and a few years ago she also wrote a letter of renunciation with the Jade Emperor. In the end, the old man just kept pestering her."

Immortal Yue Yi sighed: "Now the fairy is in love with a mortal, and has this child in her stomach. Who knows, somehow the Jade Emperor found out, and he will deal with the fairy and the child in the fairy belly. We want to Since this matter has something to do with the mortal world, I brought her back."

Hearing this, You Le felt that Chang'e in front of her was very much like the girls in the circle who were forced to accept unspoken rules and then fell into the quagmire, unable to extricate themselves.

Think back then, I was just a little bit...

Thinking of this, You Le also felt distressed, so he said, "Let me give you a certificate."

Hearing this, Yue Yixian and Yang Jian both nodded, and Chang'e couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief as she rubbed her stomach.

As a "human mother", You Le is theoretically not as high as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, but in essence, You Le is independent of the heavenly court, and the former has no way to interfere with his work.

The child in Chang'e's womb is the son of a mortal. As long as You Le, a "human mother", sends a document to admit him, then the Jade Emperor will not be able to do anything he wants.

You Le patted Fuxi's tail wrapped around him, and Fuxi let go of him unwillingly.

You Le hurriedly got up and went to the study to find a pen and paper, and said, "What is the format? You read it, and I will write it."

Yue Yixian opened his mouth to tell You Le the content of the proof, and You Le wrote it on the paper.

This is not the first time he issued a certificate. The first time was when Dragon King drank too much Moutai and caused tens of thousands of drunk driving accidents. He issued a certificate to make Dragon King rehabilitate.

At that time, he thought that the "proof" needed to be written on some magic weapon or treasure, after all, it was a proof for the six realms.

Nuwa told him no need, he is a 'human mother, just use mortal pen and paper.

Therefore, when he issued the certificate, he wrote out the content of the certificate according to the format, and then signed and stamped himself.

It was another dusk, and before the sun had fully set in the west, a faint moon had already hung in the sky.

And the fairy who usually lives in the middle of the moon is protecting her stomach in an apartment in the mortal world at this time, and she doesn't know what she is thinking.

After talking about the format of the proof, Yue Yixian still didn't forget to go to You Le, and whispered gossip: "Hey? When we came back just now, were you and Fuxi preparing to have sex?"

The pen in You Le's hand trembled, and he almost made a mistake. He said in disgust, "Fuck you! Don't bother me."

Seeing this, Yue Yixian laughed out loud.

When he smiled, Chang'e also smiled, and the atmosphere in the living room became much more relaxed.

However, at this moment, Yang Jian's expression was not as relaxed as the rest of them. He had a serious expression, and his brows and eyes, which were always smiling, were full of unresolved worries.

Sensing that Yang Jian was in a bad mood, Xiao Tian quickly hugged him, patted his back to comfort him, just like Yang Jian used to coax him.

"Okay!" You Le said after taking inkpad and stamping a red handprint on it.

Then he handed the certificate to Chang'e and said, "Fairy take it, the Jade Emperor will not embarrass you anymore."

"Thank you..." Chang'e took the certificate from You Le and burst into tears of gratitude.

"Small things, small things." You Le said with a smile.

"Since you have come to the mortal world, how about the fairy go to your husband's house first?" Yue Yixian said, "It is to avoid the limelight. Although the Jade Emperor can't punish you according to the rules of heaven, it is inevitable that he will target you in other places." .”

Said, Yue Yixian raised his eyebrows: "After all, he is famous in the Six Realms for his small belly!"

After hearing this, Chang'e felt reasonable, so she nodded.

"Xiaotian and I will send the fairy away." Yang Jian, who was silent at the side, said.

"I'm sorry to trouble you, Majesty." Chang'e's voice was soft and unflattering, very sweet.

"You are Welcome."

As soon as Yang Jian finished speaking, another burst of white mist rose, and he, Chang'e, and Xiaotian disappeared in the living room in a blink of an eye.

After the three left, You Le said, "Why do I feel that Yang Jian is in a bad mood?"

"His face has been very ugly since I wrote the certificate. Is it possible that he is on the Jade Emperor's side? Want to catch Chang'e back?" You Le sat back beside Fuxi very naturally, and then his stomach groaned inappropriately. twice.

Fuxi remembered that his wife hadn't eaten yet, so he wriggled his tail very virtuously and went to the kitchen to cook for his wife.

"He's on the Jade Emperor's side?" Hearing this, Yue Yixian found it funny, "He hates his uncle, just like Nezha hates his father! Because of this, the two of them formed a revolutionary friendship."

"Then why did he look ugly in an instant when I wrote the certificate?" You Le was puzzled.

Yue Yixian was very tired after tossing around for a few days. He slumped on the sofa and leaned on You Le's shoulder wearily.

Then, he looked at the clouds blooming in the blue sky outside the window, and sighed: "He probably thought that if he could meet you earlier, it would be great if you could take up this position earlier."

"Ok?"

Yue Yixian's eyes were a little erratic, You Le almost thought he was going to fall asleep.

He could only hear him muttering: "Yang Erlang's mother was once executed by the Jade Emperor because she had an affair with a mortal and gave birth to a child."

"what?"

"His mother is the younger sister of the Jade Emperor——Yaoji." Yue Yixian's voice sounded a little ethereal, "Remember the story about you mortals who split the mountain to save your mother?"

You Le nodded, Yang Jian was an out-and-out villain there.

Immortal Yue Yi let out a long sigh: "The one who split the mountain to save his mother was not that little brat who appeared out of nowhere, but Yang Erlang."

"Back then, this incident was a big deal. At that time, Tianzun hadn't issued the list of gods, and I was just a little fairy beside Nuwa Empress... So many years have passed in a blink of an eye."

"Then... what the hell?"

"Dead." Said Yue Yixian, "After he rescued his mother from the mountain with all his might, the Jade Emperor executed her according to the rules of heaven. He sealed his divine power and dried her to death with ten suns."

"My God... isn't that his own sister?"

"It's because he is his own sister that he has to deal with it hard. This can reflect his selflessness." Yue Yixian sarcastically said.

"Yang Jian was in a bad mood just now, probably because he saw Chang'e thinking of his mother. He probably thought that Chang'e would be safe with your paper certificate now. If his mother could have your paper certificate back then, It must be still in Jiuchongtian now."

Yue Yixian's words made You Le feel very disappointed.

If it was in the past, he would just listen to it as a fairy tale.

But now that he has been with Yang Jian and Xiao □□xi for so long, he has long regarded each other as brothers!Hearing the other party's miserable childhood life, I felt very uncomfortable.

He turned his head to look at the floating clouds in the sky, and heaved a long sigh...