[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Petra seems to be quite resentful about her flat chest. Every time I massage her, she will blink her big blue eyes, hide half of her face under the quilt or clothes, and look at me shyly.

Then the fat on her body where it should have accumulated finally started to accumulate.

But recently her breasts have soared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

I suspect it has something to do with her pregnancy as well.

When her breasts finally reached the point where they won't be flattened by wearing tights, the Internet and even the news media began to appear whether Spider-Man has changed, or "he" is actually a "she" the sound of.

Uh, did something like this happen in the last week?

It does not matter.

Anyway, I've been in a very restless phase lately, and Petra is pregnant, which is a good thing.

But she relied on her own health and continued to go outside to patrol.

She always said that she was afraid of losing her vest. Didn't she just tore off the vest abruptly? !

Well now, now everyone is wondering if she is a girl.

It's a good thing her stomach isn't distended, otherwise I'd be getting my ass kicked by those annoying superheroes soon enough.

But looking at Petra who sighed for the hundredth time today, I suddenly felt a little funny.

Her worry about flat chest is probably replaced by another kind of worry now, oops!Should this article be renamed? !

Just call Little Spider's troubles about big breasts.

Just when Petra was about to sigh for the [-]st time, I finally couldn't help but said, "Short oil, it's okay! At most they will only know that you are a woman, they won't really know who you are of!"

"Really?" Petra looked at me with twinkling eyes.

"Uh..." I don't know why the word "really" was so simple that it is suddenly hard to say it now, because I suspect that someone already knows it.

Before I can say the word "really", I'll at least have to hack that filthy asshole, Fresh Thompson, to death.

Pete didn't hear my answer, and she wrinkled her face and wailed suddenly, "Hey, I feel like a retard... why don't I wear a corset or something?"

"...You are not like a mentally retarded person, please remove the word like." I couldn't help but complain, she didn't figure out where the problem came from?Just thought I should add a bra instead of remembering that she's pregnant and should just stay home and rest?

"What did you say?" Petra immediately reacted, staring at me with wide eyes, "You actually said that I am mentally retarded?! Please explain, Mr. Waiter!"

"No." What I mean is that she is a cute mentally retarded person who fascinates me... No matter how I think about it, she will get her back, so I decided to ignore this question and frowned, "You still have to study every day, patrol I can help you with that."

"But you have recently taken on a lot of mercenary missions. You have to take care of me and take me to a private hospital. You are so busy that you don't even have time to watch My Little Pony!"

"Ehhh? How do you know I'm watching My Little Pony at night... Uh no, it's not important, anyway, don't worry, I'll just go!"

"Why is this not important? This is my duty, and I should do it!"

"Huh? EXM? Did you insist on going on patrol when you were about to give birth?" I asked incredulously.

"This...but I haven't reached the state of being born yet!" Seeing that she couldn't tell me, she frowned, showing an extremely depressed expression, and sighed deeply, "You won't let me do anything!" I'll do it, I'm afraid I'll get bumped, do you...do you think children are more important than me? "

Eh wait?Did she misinterpret my meaning? !

"No, no, I definitely don't mean that..." I shook my head quickly.

"That's what you mean!" Who knew I hadn't finished speaking, she stood up suddenly and looked at me accusingly, "You don't let me do anything, just like I'm just a baby!"

I opened my mouth wide, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Uh... so what, you don't want to be a little baby with no worries about food and clothing?" I scratched my head, "I actually want to do it, how nice, I even envy you Our future child can be held in your arms and taken care of~"

"Then go be a baby!" Her chest rose and fell with her breath, and she gave me a hard look.

"I think you will become a person who only cares about the children and doesn't care about me at all!" She added angrily, I really don't know where she came up with these ideas, but to be honest, I feel that she It seems to be very anxious.

"Okay! Although Ryan Reynolds said that he would pull her wife to block bullets for his daughter, don't worry, I am definitely not such a tasteless person, and I will definitely jump in front of you to block everything right away. !” After speaking, I opened my hands to her and hugged her vigorously, stroking her back.

I've heard that pregnant women often have ups and downs in their moods. It's pointless to argue with her at this time, not to mention...whatever my wife says is right!

Petra's body stiffened suddenly, then gradually softened, and soon, she was sobbing in my arms.

She probably understood the word scum, and whimpered, "Don't, don't... I don't want you to block bullets for me, I would rather you pull scum to block bullets for me!"

I should have been delighted at Petra's words, but let Ryan Reynolds block the bullet... Forget it, let me block it, I'm afraid he will die because of this, and then I won't be able to play a cameo in Avengers 4 !

But before I could speak, Petra showed an annoyed look on her face, "No, what I said just now... A scumbag doesn't mean he should block bullets for me, I, I didn't mean that."

Look, Petra, who occasionally shows a little evil, is so cute~

Thinking of this, I bent my head and kissed her on the cheek.

The sun shone on my face, my eyes felt a little harsh, and I felt uncomfortable all over.

At the same time, my mind was also in a daze, as if there was a layer of gauze covering it, which made me sleepy and wanted to continue to sleep.

"AHH!!" But suddenly a scream woke me up, "Wade?!"

Sounds like Petra's voice?

I forcefully opened my eyes, reaching out to jump out of bed and look at Petra's discovery.

But for some reason, the previously easy movements became extremely difficult at this moment, and what was even more miraculous was that when I raised my hand, a short white and fat hand appeared in my field of vision.

"Ahhhhh (what's going on)——" Eh? ? ?Who is it that made this milky voice?

As soon as I finished speaking, Petra's magnified head suddenly approached me. She stretched out a finger in horror, and gently poked my cheek.

I couldn't help shivering from her cold fingers, and Petra immediately retracted her hand as if she had been electrocuted.

Petra took a deep breath, and the next second, she reached out to me and hugged me.

Wait... hugged? !

WTF? !Am I really a baby? !

"Wade?" She frowned, approaching me and said in a low and worried voice.

"(in) ah!" I yelled, but the words were still babbling, and I couldn't help covering my face with my hands.

Damn, she's still pregnant and I'm actually a baby.

Worse still, gurgling... I'm hungry.

Gosh...my eyes slowly moved down from her face.

"(I want to drink milk) ah ah ah..." Shut up!Why am I still so full of fuss at this moment?

But she didn't seem to understand what I said, but showed an anxious look.

It's too bad, she has been very irritable since last night, not to mention that I have become like this now!

Petra looked left and right in the room, and then, as if she had made up her mind, she carefully carried me out of the gate and onto the street full of people.

Goddamn...I'm so worried about her!Why did I say that I wanted to be a baby yesterday? !

------------The author has something to say----------

Thank you Guadahuo, the little angel of mine X4~ I love you!

① It is estimated that the full text can be completed in one or two chapters.Then, if you don’t want to read the Shenjingbing plot, the little angels can just finish the last chapter as the full text.

② Pregnant people will probably be cranky.

yah~

Tessa followed Keith and his party backstage at Demi and Nick's tour today.

Although Keith is used to making videos as a host, he is still repeatedly confirming the process of the event.

After some simple preparations, Demi and Nick walked into the dressing room.

It is said to be a dressing room, but it is actually a large area, enough for people like them to stay in it and record.

When Demi walked into the dressing room, Tessa was very pleasantly surprised. This was the first time she saw Demi so close.

Of course, no matter how pleasantly surprised, Tessa did not do anything inappropriate.

Keith's previous preparations were not in vain. He looked very natural and eloquent in front of the camera.

The video recorded this time is mainly for Demi and Nick to tweet and let fans make choices to decide what they will do. Demi seems to be having a good time, while Nick's face on the side doesn't seem to have much expression .

But these are not problems under the action of scissorhands.

After the tape was over, Keith posed for a photo with Demi and Nick as a pre-promo for the show, after which she noticed Keith winking at her.Tessa understood, and walked over to Demi with her phone.

"Hey, that... I'm your fan, can I take a photo with you?" Tessa asked cautiously.

Demi raised her eyebrows, then smiled and took Tessa's shoulders, "Of course, come on!"

Nick smiled too, and stood beside Tessa.

Putting her face on, Tessa pressed the button.

"Thank you!" she said happily, "I wish your concert a success!"

Several other staff also took the opportunity to take photos with them.

After work was over, the group drove back to the company headquarters.

In fact, Buzzfeed is divided into many departments, and the departments are divided into groups.In order to ensure the creativity of the content, each group will split and reorganize into new groups after a period of time.

Video shooting is done in groups, but there are often situations where there are not enough members in the group and you need to borrow people from other groups.

It often happens that the group of Tessa is asked to shoot videos, mainly because the members of their group are either relatively popular, or they are relatively idle like her.

Tessa has previously recorded a video of wearing a blindfold to judge which cosmetics are more expensive, and another of tasting strange canned food.

And Tessa had just returned to the company, her ass was still hot, and the team next door came to borrow someone again.

"Which one of you is better at math? The kind that can do fifth grade math problems." Tessa raised her head subconsciously, frowned and gave him a strange look, then immediately lowered her head.

Before Stephen was still angry, they had a little secret from him. Although it was not a secret, Stephen was already very busy, and it was impossible to go to the interview with them.

But he still chose to betray Tessa, "Tessa's math is very good!"

The guy in the next group glanced at Stephen, and then at Tessa, "Tessa, we need to record a video, and there is one person missing, can you help us?"

Tessa glared at Stephen, then turned her head and smiled and said to the guy, "Of course, no problem."

It was already dark when Tessa returned home from work. She carried her work bag and walked to the door.

An orange cat was curled up on the floor mat in front of her door, and its ears moved when it heard her voice.

The orange cat turned its head to see the person coming, it stood up, pouted its buttocks and front paws forward, stretched forward as if stretching, then squatted in front of Tessa and looked at her silently.

Tessa had never seen the cat around here before, and she reached out to pet its head, but it avoided it.

She smiled and opened the door of the room.

As soon as the door was opened a crack, the orange cat squeezed in immediately.

Tessa was a little puzzled, and she immediately followed in.

But the orange cat has run away without a trace.

She frowned, turned around and closed the door first, put her bag aside casually, and walked into the room curiously.

The room looked a bit dark with the curtains drawn. Tessa was about to go in when she saw the orange cat was sending it out with something in its mouth.

Tessa was able to see clearly as the light became more and more abundant.

"Ah!" She exclaimed in the next second, "Mouse!"

The orange cat with a mouse in its mouth glanced at her, then walked unsteadily from the room to the living room.

The mouse in its mouth didn't seem to be dead yet, the orange cat let go of its mouth, and the half-dead mouse fell to the ground, and it stretched out its claws to poke it.

Tessa has a psychological shadow on rats, especially half-dead rats.

So she took out the rubber gloves in the kitchen and approached cautiously.

"Thank you, little cat. But I have to throw it away." Tessa said to the cat, she shivered all over, then carefully pinched the mouse's tail, and immediately threw it into the trash can .

She tied up the garbage bag and walked out of the house.

Before closing the door, she glanced at the orange cat standing in her living room licking its paws, and smiled helplessly.

Tessa's home is on the first floor. She went to the large trash can in the alley next to the building, and threw the trash bag into it, followed by the plastic gloves she was wearing.

She sighed as she closed the lid of the litter box.

Sure enough, living alone is very troublesome.Like cleaning or something, she was already busy with work, so she wanted to lay her dead body when she stayed at home, but the dirty house was full of rats.There is also the issue of rent, which accounts for a large part of her expenses, so that she dare not spend money in other areas.

In the beginning, it was mainly because I had saved some savings during college, and because she had just returned to the United States, she couldn’t find a suitable person to share the rent with her, and she was afraid of danger from strangers, so she decided to live alone and wait for more friends to meet. Let's rent together again.

But three months have passed, and she mainly does technical work, and most of her acquaintances are male colleagues. The co-renting business has become far away, but the money she earns is still somewhat beyond her means.

Tessa patted the non-existent ashes on her hands, then turned and walked back.

Walking to the door of the house and opening the door, she glanced at the orange cat lying in her living room without any intention of leaving, and sighed again, "Do you want to stay?"

The cat didn't answer her. She knelt down and reached out to touch its head. This time the orange cat didn't resist her.

"You can stay." Tessa murmured to it, "It seems that I really have to hurry up and find a roommate..."

Tessa realized the problem couldn't drag on any longer.

She turned on the phone and looked at the address book, hesitated for a while, and dialed Stephen first.

"Beep beep——" the phone was picked up after a few rings, Stephen's voice sounded a little guilty, "Tessa, what's wrong?"

Tessa asked, "Do you have any friends who want to rent together? I can't afford to rent a house by myself."

Stephen thought for a while, "Among the people I know, you seem to be the only one who has such troubles... I wanted to say that you should think about this problem when renting, but now it is difficult to find familiar people. Maybe you should Hurry up and start a relationship? I'm living with my girlfriend right now."

Tessa resisted the urge to roll her eyes, "Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask."

After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone, but began to think about the feasibility of what Stephen said.

Generally, there are small partners who already have a shared lease, and it is impossible to change the house and rent again for ordinary friends to move out.

But if it's a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

Tessa frowned. She doesn't insist on love at the moment, and she thinks it's too utilitarian to fall in love for the sake of co-renting.

She temporarily gave up the idea, and then looked at Michaela in the address book.

Tessa tried to call, but the number never came out.

I dare not tell Michaela, let alone Charlie.

The money in Tessa's hands plus her salary might be enough for her to rent for a few months. No matter how urgent the situation is, there is no way to find the right person, so she decided to put this matter aside for now.

She knelt down and touched the orange cat's head again, "What can I call you?"

Tessa smiled as the cat purred comfortably. She took a peek at the cat's ass and said, "How about calling you Lily?"

Lily watched her meow a few times.

Tessa stood up and walked towards the door, "Hungry? I'll go buy cat food for you first."