[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

I looked down at the baby in my arms, I couldn't see how big it was, but the shattered skin and the pale golden hair on the head made it impossible for me to connect it with Wade.

From the first time I saw him, his skin seemed to be burned, and there was not a single hair on his head.

But it was lying beside him, where Wade should have been.

I put my eyes on his face and it just yowled, and logically there was no evidence that the baby was Wade.However, when I look at it, my whole body screams of familiarity with this baby.

It's just a hunch, but...

It, he is definitely Wade!

He turned into a baby while I was pregnant!

How did it become like this? !

I stood with him in my arms on a busy street, not knowing where to go or where to turn for help.

Soon I had an idea.

It must have something to do with magic or something for Wade to become like this, so I have to find a superhero with magic skills.

Soon, I thought of Doctor Strange who helped me officiate the wedding, he can do magic!

So I walked forward holding Wade, who looked at me innocently and purely.

"Ahhh (I'm so hungry)..." He buried his head in my arms, rubbed my lips, and didn't know what he was talking about.

And I don't have time to pay attention to what he's trying to say because... I don't know where Doctor Strange lives.

Damn...how did Wade find Doctor Strange then?I don't know where he lives at all... I just vaguely remember that he is also in New York?

"Ahhhhh (hey, you guys are little spiders)!" Wade started waving his arms like lotus roots and screaming again.

I'm not in the mood to think what he's trying to say, after all, I can't go to the superheroes I know, if they see me holding a baby like this, they will definitely dislocate their jaws !

I sighed and looked down at him again.

He squinted his clear eyes, but his head kept arching on my chest.

I repeatedly peeled his head off again and again, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Wade!"

Wade's movements froze all of a sudden, he raised his little head and looked at me with a dazed and innocent face.

Pretend, you can continue to pretend!

I stretched out a finger and put it in front of him, "Can you stop moving? I'm so anxious right now that you're still messing with me here?!"

Pointing at him solemnly and saying that, before Wade responded to me, I felt something was wrong.

Pedestrians coming and going around looked at me who was talking to the "baby" seriously with strange eyes.

Embarrassed, I coughed lightly, trying to retract my fingers.

But at this moment, his mouth, which didn't even have any teeth, suddenly caught my finger!

I! ! !

God!Wade!Now that you're a little baby, other people will misunderstand me for doing something like this! ! !

I stared at him with wide eyes in disbelief.

But Wade didn't seem to receive my signal, but blinked desperately at me.

'Feeling the signs that I'm dying of hunger?I don’t want to drink milk any more, as long as it’s something to eat... You must understand what I mean when we have such a good understanding, right? ' Wade thought as he began to suck on Petra's finger.

I immediately pulled my finger out and looked at him with a disgusted expression.

What time is it?Why is he still full of filth? !

……

Just when I was at a loss, I felt that someone was about to reach out and pat me on the shoulder.

I immediately turned around and took a step back before the person caught me.

The man in front of me seemed a little frightened by my behavior, and looked at me with strange eyes.

I took a closer look... Uh, why is it him again?Officer Peralta!

Soon, his gaze slowly moved down from my face to the "baby" in my arms.

Detective Peralta jumped back in fright, and asked with a look of horror, "When did your aunt have the baby?!"

"What?" I looked confused, "What is my aunt?!"

He froze for a moment when I said that, "Wait, no... I was thinking something. But if this isn't your aunt's child, then whose child is it?"

"Oh, I see!" Detective Peralta suddenly showed an expression of enlightenment.

I glanced at him nervously.

"If you find a baby, you should hand it over to the police uncle immediately. It will be even more dangerous for a little girl like you to hold it!" As he said, Detective Peralta stretched out his hand as if to take Wade in my arms .

But I didn't move, I just looked at him with embarrassment.

He looked at me who had no intention of letting go, then looked down at the child in my arms, and suddenly showed a frightened expression, "Oh my god! This can't be your child!"

……no.

But I can’t say no, Wade has turned into a baby, no matter how you think about it, it’s unbelievable, not to mention that I’m already weak when I’m pregnant, and Wade is still like this... If others find out, I will Only more dangerous.

That being the case, I might as well admit that this is my child.

I was about to nod when I saw Peralta wringing her fingers like she was counting something.

After finishing the calculation, he raised his head quietly and looked at me with a very serious expression, "If it is really your child, please tell me the identity of the child's father."

Oops... the father of the child?

Of course I can’t say it’s Wade. Now all New York knows that Deadpool and Spider-Man are married. I can guess that there are only two possible situations, or Detective Peralta thinks that Wade is a double-edged The scum of the boat, or I lost my vest sadly.

"I don't think I need to tell you?" I said nervously and alienated, although I don't know why I always run into him often recently, but that doesn't mean I should tell him everything?

We are not friends.

"I think...you're not even 19 yet?" He crossed his arms and stared intently at me.

At this time, it seems that there is some reliable feeling.

I didn't understand what he meant, so I rolled my eyes and started thinking about my birthday.

...I'm really under 19.

As I was about to speak, Wade in my arms started yelling again, "Ahhhh. (Damn, that's not how it is!)"

But I still didn't understand, I just scratched my cheek, "What's wrong?"

Peralta looked at me in disbelief, even a little annoyed, "If you're under 19 now, your child's father is breaking the law!"

I immediately shut up.

"You have to go to the police station with me!" Seeing that I didn't respond, Detective Peralta grabbed my arm and wanted to move forward, "Then I have to tell your aunt, do you know how much she has been doing lately?" Are you restless?"

I didn't understand why my steps stopped - no, I can't let Aunt Mei worry about me anymore!

He lowered his head and glanced at Wade. He seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and his chubby little hands were tightly clutching my collar.

"This has nothing to do with you." I raised my head, broke free from the shackles of Detective Peralta, and left here quickly.

Panting and stopping, I supported Wade with one hand and covered my stomach with the other.

Although I don't feel uncomfortable anywhere, I can't help but worry about the baby in my belly.

Thinking of this, I glared at Wade in my arms.

His hands were stretched out towards me, his eyes were even more anxious... Is he worried about me?

I suddenly stopped staring at him.

Instead, with a smile, he raised him with both hands and kissed him on the cheek. After the kiss, he looked at me in a daze.

My God, the smaller Wade looks much cuter~

……

It finally dawned on me that I don't necessarily need to ask those superheroes where Doctor Strange is in person, but just make a phone call.

But the few I have a good relationship with are all young superheroes, and they may not be very clear about this matter.

So I thought for a long time and called Captain America.

After a few beeps, the call was quickly connected.

"Hello, this is Petra." As I was talking, I suddenly remembered who said that the captain knew nothing about modern high-tech when he first transformed from a popsicle, but now he can use a mobile phone proficiently .

Soon I heard the deep voice of the captain, "Hello, Petra. What's the matter?"

"Ahhh (Damn it, you kissed me just now, but now you call the captain in front of me!!)"

"What's the sound?" the captain asked with some doubts.

"No, nothing! I just wanted to ask, do you know where Doctor Strange lives?"

"Doctor Strange?" The captain seemed a little puzzled by my question about his whereabouts, but he still told me where to find him.

"Thank you, captain!" I happily hung up the phone, but I seemed to hear what the captain said before I hung up.

When I looked down at the phone again, it had already left the call page.

The hand is fast... the captain probably wants to say goodbye.

After the phone call, I picked up Wade and headed from Brooklyn to Doctor Strange's location.

Passing Williamsburg, I stopped in front of a restaurant.

Exactly the restaurant where I wanted to work but was blocked by Wade.

And I happened to be a little hungry, but it was a pity that the restaurant was not open for business in the morning.

Wonder if Wade is hungry too - wait!

I immediately lowered my head to look at the sluggish little baby, remembering that he had arched his mouth and sucked my fingers before... Could it be that he was hungry?

But now where can I find milk for him to drink?

—Don't look at me, I refuse and now I don't have this thing either.

Why.Go to Doctor Strange first, maybe he has something suitable for Wade to eat.

"It's not caused by magic." Doctor Strange looked at Wade, who had turned into a baby, with a gloating expression?

"What's going on?" I asked anxiously.

"This is a curse, a curse from a higher universe."

"Curse?" I was very puzzled.

"Then can you help him lift the curse?" I begged.

"I can't solve it and I don't want to help him solve it, and I think he enjoys this state quite a bit?" Doctor Strange said coldly with his long face stretched across his arms.

Following his line of sight, I looked at Wade, who was lying on a chair happily holding a milk bottle, and couldn't help but rolled my eyes while sighing.

"Okay." I paused, and said sincerely, "If he offended you, then I have to apologize to you... After all, you are our witness."

Doctor Strange raised his eyebrows and looked at me, looking at me a little strangely.

After a while, he said, "I think he should recover soon."

……

Wade sat down on my shoulder with his eyes squinted after eating and drinking, hiccupping from time to time.

If he wasn't so cute right now I might really want to beat him up.

As he walked, he thought about how fast Doctor Strange meant.

After all, it has been two days since what he said soon, and I heard that he still has a long life, maybe a few weeks and a few months are also very fast for him.

This made me couldn't help but sigh.

"Petra?" A familiar voice came from behind me, I stopped, subconsciously wanting to look back.

But before turning around, I suddenly remembered that I was in a very embarrassing situation.

I was still holding Wade, who had turned into a baby, on me.

But now I can't help but regret it, I have stopped and been seen by others, and it will only be more strange to escape here.

So I just turned my head stiffly.

"Flesh?" I looked at him in surprise.

And Fleish, like everyone else, first looked at me, then at Wade on my shoulder.

"This is……?"

"A baby, obviously." I was a little perfunctory, all my attention was on Wade.

"..." His expression seemed to be a bit tangled, but soon he asked, "Do you want coffee?"

"Uh." I felt a little embarrassed, now I just want to go home after shopping, Wade still looks sleepy on my shoulder, "Maybe next time."

"Petra." His blue eyes looked at me tightly, "I'm going to join the army."

join the army?Why is he suddenly going to join the army?

While I was puzzled, Wade's little golden head suddenly lifted up.

Although he is just a baby now, I actually feel that he is a little wary.

"I won't delay you for a long time, I just want to chat with you and catch up with you." His eyes were full of anticipation, so that I suddenly couldn't bear to refuse.

"That's good—" I thought for a while, and when I was about to agree, Wade suddenly yelled again, "Ahhh! (This person has ulterior motives and can't go!)"

? ? ?What are you talking about? I really don't understand.

"Petra." On the quiet street, Fleish took a few steps towards me, and the breeze blew through his golden hair, blowing it around.

Although they are all blond, Wade's blond hair is obviously lighter and better looking.

——I really don’t understand when Canadians have blond blood?

"Petra!" he called my name again.

"Um... oh! Sorry, I'm a little distracted."

Fleish looked a little disappointed, "It may take two or three years before I return after joining the army. Although I am very reluctant to part with you..., I still decide to go."

"Why?" I was even more puzzled.

"Petra, I want to ask you, are you just...a pig..."

A gust of wind blew by, and the rustling of the leaves prevented me from hearing what he was saying.

"Huh?" The wind also blew my neat hair around my ears.

I wanted to stretch out my hand to straighten my hair, but because I was holding Wade in my arms, I was at a loss for what to do.

However, at this moment, Fleish held out his hand to me.

He gently brushes my hair behind my ear.

"...No matter whose child you are holding in your arms, I don't mind, but are you willing to wait for me to come back?" His eyes were burning, obviously he hadn't seen him for a few weeks, but it seemed like we hadn't seen each other for many years It's been the same.

'It's green, it's green, my little bitch is green!And why the hell does he smell like Zhoumu? '

'Petra didn't jump up and beat him up. Could it be that she was fascinated by this spinster! ? '

When I was in a daze and didn't understand what he meant by these words, I closed my eyes subconsciously——God, why did Wade in my arms suddenly become like a rich man!

Fortunately, I have a lot of strength, otherwise I would be crushed! !

Sato lightened my shoulders, and I felt as if I was stopped by a familiar embrace.

I immediately opened my eyes and looked to my side.

Wade in the red tights suddenly appeared on my left as if by magic, holding a samurai sword in his left hand, and said fiercely, "I said I wanted to cut people like this, but I always cut people." No... do you want to be the first to die by my knife?"

God!It's Wade! !He has changed back! !

"Great!" I hugged him happily, "You're finally back to normal!"

But hugging and hugging, I couldn't help feeling aggrieved, "What's going on with you, why did you suddenly become smaller?"

He paused for a while, and suddenly threw the samurai sword in his hand aside, first jumped on the spot twice, and then cupped my face and kissed me indiscriminately.

"Oh my god, I've finally turned back to the tall and stalwart Jiji again!"

I was very happy at first, but I caught a glimpse of Fleish's downcast face from the corner of my eye, and he said, "Don't go too far, Wade Wilson."

Wade rolled his eyes, then bent down and hugged me carefully, I subconsciously wrapped his arms around his neck and looked at the two of them puzzled.

"She only belongs to me. I really regret that I just tried to keep you a spinster until you die instead of actually killing you."

Fleish clenched his fists, but quickly let them go, dropping his head.

"What were you talking about just now?" I was baffled by Wade's words, "What does Zhoumu mean?"

"Hee hee, that means you can only show it to me seven days a week!" He said as he hugged me and walked back.

Wade leaned closer to me and said something that made me feel very embarrassed. After speaking, he blinked into the air.

Huh?There's nothing there... Could it be that there are little angels that I can't see?

-Mainline End-