[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

"Welcome everyone! It's back to our Heartbeat Heartbeat! Ask the Curse Celebrity!"

The pink-haired boy took the microphone and introduced excitedly: "I am today's host, Yuzu Yujin! Hello everyone!"

The girl with clear hair on the side said in a high tone: "I am today's host, Nagasaki Wild Rose."

Yuzuhito turned his head and asked the girl with clear hair beside him, "Nagizaki, tell me, who did we invite today?"

"Hmph, what a big deal today!" Nagasaki Wild Rose snorted twice, "Both of them are super magicians, and they are childhood sweethearts!"

"That's right! It's our—"

Kizaki Yaqiangwei raised her hand, pointed to the side, raised her head and chest, a proud white-haired man... the two couples sitting behind, "Mr. Xia You and his wife!"

"Wow! It's Mrs. Xia You!" Yujin Yuzuki happily tugged at Fu Hei Hui who was standing aside but looked embarrassed, "Fu Hei, do you want to say something?" He handed the microphone to the other party's mouth.

Fu Heihui gave him a look of contempt, "I don't want it, let me step down."

"Huh? Wait, what about me?" Gojo Satoru waved his hand, indicating that he was still here.

"Enlightenment!"

The panda shouted softly from the audience: "Come down quickly, don't go up and lose face."

Curly the dog tugged at the collar, "Salmon."

Maki sat on the chair under the stage, and said impatiently: "Idiot Satoru, come down quickly, you're blocking me from seeing Ms. Mingyuki!!"

Gojo Satoru snatched the microphone from Hirohito Hiroshi, "What do you mean! I am also a super class? Jie and I are lifelong friends? And we have known each other for more than ten years!"

"Mr. Wutiao, stop making trouble! It's recording now!"

"Hui! Why don't you say anything!"

"I don't want it! How embarrassing!"

Fu Heihui dragged her guardian down from the stage, and Knotaba Yuhito finally managed to regain his microphone.

He wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, "Okay, although there is a little episode, let's continue with our show first!"

Ye Mo Zhengdao turned the camera to Xia You and his wife who were sitting on the side and were so bored that they were about to fall asleep.

Xia Youjie pushed the woman who was already asleep on his shoulder.

"Ah, has it started yet?" Wei Xia rubbed her eyes, and looked sleepily at Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei and Knotabagi Yuhito standing there awkwardly.

"Well, it's about to start." Xia Youjie nodded, took a tissue on the table and wiped the drool from the woman's mouth, then turned to look at the two hosts, "Let's start."

"Oh, alright!"

Kunzhang Yuren looked at the manuscript, "Then the first question!"

1. What is your name?

Xia Youjie (silent for a while): ...Xia Youjie.

Weixia (without thinking): The name Xue Weixia.

Xia Youjie looked at her.

Weixia (suddenly): Ah, oh, it’s Xiayou Weixia now... What kind of doll’s name is this... Sorry, shrimp oil, please take back the curse spirit.

2. What is your age?

Wei Xia: 27 years old.

Xia Youjie: 28 years old.

3. What is your gender?

Weixia (fazed for a moment): Are you serious?

Xia Youjie: ...

Knotabagi Yuhito: I'm sorry, let me move on to the next question.

4. What is your personality like?

Weixia (second answer): Kindness, integrity, and a sense of responsibility!

Xia Youjie (looking at Wei Xia with indescribable eyes): Is this serious? ?

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Teacher Xia You, I understand how you feel, but that is the next question, please answer your own now...

Xia Youjie (thinking for a moment): A little paranoid, with a strong desire to control...?

5. What about the character of the other party?

Wei Xia (peeking at Xia Youjie): Tsundere, sullen, really strong desire to control, and super black-bellied... just a smiling fox, a stupid fox!

Xia Youjie (smiling):......Do I have a dark belly?

Wei Xia (definitely): You see what I said, very, super!And it is especially obvious when [forced——]!

Knotweed Yuhito: Woohoo! !This show is for all ages!This cannot be said!Mute the silence!

Nagasaki Wild Rose (whispering): But wait for the following questions...they are all more...questions.

Yujin Knotabagi: ...It's so hard to be a host.

Nagasaki Wild Rose (Full forehead): Mr. Xia You hasn't answered Mika's personality yet.

Xia Youjie (smiling): I like talking loudly but I’m actually very timid, my head is full of yellow waste, and when I get serious, I’m crazy, and I like to make up some memories that don’t exist, just like Dongtang, but all in all... ..It's a chicken breaking a cat.

Weixia (protest): How could I have it!

Xia Youjie (ignoring): Polygonum cuspidatum, next question.

Knotweed Yuhito: ...Okay.

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Wei Xia: In my house, when I was five years old.

Xia Youjie: Her family, I am six years old.

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Weixia (thinking): The bangs look like loaches.

Xia Youjie (smiling): A hamster who speaks very badly.

8. What do you like about the other person?

Wei Xia (tilts his head): Every time he gets pranked by me, he looks like he collapses.

Knotweed Yujin: So you did it on purpose!

Nagasaki Wild Rose: So you did it on purpose!

Xia Youjie: ...

Xia Youjie: All of them.

Wei Xia (shocked): Ah, so cunning, then I have to change everything!

Knotweed & Nagasaki: ...Next question.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Weixia (answer in seconds): I said no, but I still continue [forced——]!

Knotweed Yujin: Wait!Senior Mika!Just said this can't be said! !

Xia Youjie (smiling): Every time he provoked me and started to coax me again.

Nagasaki Wild Rose (horrified): Sure enough, they are husband and wife!This question cannot continue!Hurry up to the next question!

10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Weixia (thinking): Which aspect?

Yujin Knotabagi: Huh?

Weixia: Although whether it's in bed or when we get along in daily life, I think the compatibility is good.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: ...Senior Mika, our first 50 questions are really aimed at all ages.

Weixia (doubtful): Huh?This is okay.

Knotweed Yuren (appearing to give up): ...What does Mr. Xia You think?

Xia Youjie (with no expression on her face): As long as she doesn't do anything, it's fine.

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei (deeply agrees): I understand, Mr. Xia You, you have worked hard, next question.

11. What do you call each other?

Wei Xia: Shrimp oil or Jie.

Xia Youjie: Wei Xia.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Weixia: Huh?I think that's fine.

Xia Youjie: I have given up on correcting her, let her do whatever she wants.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Weixia (second answer): Stupid fox.

Xia Youjie (smiling): Chickens break cats.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, which one would you choose?

Weixia (thinking): Strictly speaking, we hardly give these things away...but it should be hairpins.

Yuto Yuzhang (curious): Why is it a hairpin?Boys should not use hairpins, right?

Wei Xia (pointing to Xia Youjie's ball head): You see, his black hair is now scattered under the head of the ball, so no matter how you look at it, it is very suitable for a hairpin.

Xia Youjie: ...Don't really give it to me later, I won't use it.

Weixia (unfortunate appearance): Hey——Okay.

Xia Youjie (ignoring): It should be a necklace.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Why?

Xia Youjie (smiling): I can't say.

Wei Xia (suddenly): ...You actually want to say ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Xia Youjie (covering Weixia's mouth with a smile): Next question.

Knotweed Yuhito: ...Okay.

15. What gift do you want?

Wei Xia: It seems that there is nothing in particular that I want.

Xia Youjie: She.

Nagazaki & Knotweed (surprised): The next question is the next question.

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it like in general?

Weixia (angry): He actually has a problem with my reading!I was learning!

Xia Youjie (speechless): The one you read is called a little porn book, and you are really shy when you actually operate it.

Wei Xia: ...

Knotashi Yuhito: I think whether it is Mr. Xia You or Senior Mika, they will always turn the topic to content that is not suitable for minors to watch.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Does this mean that the family does not enter the house?Teacher Xia You hasn't answered the question yet.

Xia Youjie (thinking): When she and the guy who tied the bandage were too close, they used to get together.But then I found out that they were plotting how to turn the conjuration world upside down, so I gave up on these things.

Mika: Hey~☆

17. What is your problem?

Weixia (proud): I have nothing wrong with me!

Xia Youjie: ... (gives up talking)

Xia Youjie (contemplation): In my case, I probably unconsciously want to control all the actions of the opponent.

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Weixia (hesitating): It's easy to get jealous, and every time it takes too long?

Knotweed & Nazaki:  …

Xia Youjie: She likes to make others misunderstand me. Once we went to dinner together and she said that it was like secretly going out on a date with an outside lover.And really like stealing my panties, the idea of ​​being so perverted is beyond me.

19. What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Wei Xia: Throw away my little porn book.

Xia Youjie: ... talking nonsense.

20. What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other person unhappy?

Weixia (second answer): Say he can’t do it.

Xia Youjie: ...So you know all about it! !

Weixia: Yes, but your expression is very interesting.

Xia Youjie: ...

Nagasaki Wild Rose (cough twice): What is your answer, Mr. Xia You?

Xia Youjie: ...When she is not allowed to drink iced cola.

21. How far is your relationship?

Wei Xia: Do you still have to ask this question?A home run, of course.

Xia Youjie (with a calm face but red ears):  …

22. Where did the two have their first date?

Weixia (doubt): Have we ever gone out on a date alone?

Xia Youjie (surely): Not at all, because Wu will follow.

Knotweed Yuhito:  …

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Gojo-sensei is completely hopeless.

Gojo Satoru (shouting from the audience): Hey, I heard it all! ! !

23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Wei Xia: ... Wutiao is annoying?

Xia Youjie: Wu and Weixia would never stop arguing without other enemies.

24. How far has it progressed?

Weixia (thinking): We kissed before dating, so?

Xia Youjie (helpless): Next question.

25. Where do you often go on dates?

Wei Xia: Xia You rented a house outside.

Xia Youjie: Because there are usually tasks to be done, it is the most common time to meet at home.

Knotabagi Yuhito: Super hard work.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Wei Xia (blushing):  …

Xia Youjie (smiling): We didn't celebrate our birthdays before, but we didn't celebrate them until after dating.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: ...Could it be that one.

27. Which party confessed?

Wei Xia (seriously): Me.

Xia Youjie (confused): Is it me?

Wei Xia: No, I confessed to you in the freshman year of high school, but you didn't take it seriously!

Xia Youjie (thinking for a long time): Ah, you mean that curser incident?I thought you were just trying to digress.In short, the official one should be my time.

28. How much do you like each other?

Wei Xia (tilts his head): You can kill all human beings for the other party.

Knotweed Yuhito:  …

Xia Youjie (smiling): She can kill me at any time.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: ...Do you two have some serious illness somewhere?

29. So, do you love each other?

Weixia: Love.

Xia Youjie: If she dies, I will definitely curse her to such an extent.

30. What does the other party say that makes you feel that you have no way to refuse?

Wei Xia (blushing): No need to speak, as long as you show a hurt expression...

Xia Youjie (thinking): Shouting "Jie, I like you the most." Then rubbing against me.

Yujin Knotabagi: Oh oh oh oh!It's finally kid-friendly!

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Wei Xia (vicious): Kick him [force——] to make him unable to have children, then give him two slaps and then curse him with magic spells that he will never be able to! !

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Mika-senpai, this is a double blow of physics and magic! !

Xia Youjie (smiling): I will tie her up, break her hamstring if she tries to escape, then lock her up, and she can only look at me forever... just kidding.

Knotweed Yujin: No, you are absolutely serious, right? !

32. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Weixia (tilts his head): It's impossible to forgive.

Xia Youjie: No.

33. What will you do if the other party is more than 1 hour late for a date?

Wei Xia: Go to a nearby coffee shop and wait for him to come to me.

Xia Youjie: We usually live together, so there is no such problem, and we basically act together.

34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Weixia (second answer): Chest muscles! ! !

Nagasaki Wild Rose: So fast!

Xia Youjie: Eyes, they are so clear that they seem to be able to see their own reflection.

35. What is the other party's sexy expression?

Wei Xia (contemplation): The expression when you are about to [force——]?

Xia Youjie (smiling): Every time I say no.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Wait, I seem to have discovered something... the next question.

36. What is the thing that makes your heart beat faster when two people are together?

Wei Xia (frowning): When he wants it, and because there is a feeling that Gojo Satoru will break in at any time, his heartbeat is always very fast.

Knotabazu & Nagasaki: ...Gojo-sensei, this...

Gojo Satoru (protest): What!I won't be like this!I also know how to watch the air!

Wei Xia (expressionless): Liar, I almost kissed you once, but you actually kicked open the door and walked in! !

Gojo Satoru: Yes! ?

Everyone: ...As expected of you Wujo Wu.

Xia Youjie (ignoring the others): Probably when I woke up in the morning, he would hug me and rub against me unconsciously.

37. Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying?

Wei Xia (with confidence): I am only telling the truth selectively, but because of the spell, I should be quite good at lying.

Xia Youjie: ...

Xia Youjie: Shouldn't you have lied?

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Wei Xia (blushing):  …

Xia Youjie (smiling): That's it.

39. Have you ever had a fight?

Weixia (doubtful): Is there any in your memory?

Xia Youjie (calm): She was jealous with Mimiko and Nanako and asked why she didn't sleep with her.

Knotabagi Yuhito: ...As expected of Senior Mika.

Wei Xia (shocked): Is that considered a quarrel? !

Xia Youjie: It doesn't count, so strictly speaking, we didn't quarrel.

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

Wei Xia: I don’t remember!

Xia Youjie: It's because she was jealous with the child, so there was no quarrel.

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Wei Xia: Kiss, hug and pat your head!

Xia Youjie: That's right.

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Wei Xia: Yes, if he is willing.

Xia Youjie: Yes.

43. When will you feel "where you are loved"?

Wei Xia (tilts his head): It should be when he has no choice but to indulge me.

Xia Youjie (smiling): Although I am already very tired, but I will still satisfy me... Just kidding.It is the time when I often come to hug me when I have nothing to do.

Knotweed & Nagasaki:! ! !

44. When will you feel "Maybe he doesn't love me anymore..."

Wei Xia: When he ran to find Wutiao.

Xia Youjie: ... (sigh)

Xia Youjie: In my case, it should be when she ignores me.

45. How do you express your love?

Wei Xia (happy): Hugs!

Xia Youjie: Pamper her.

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Weixia (thinking): Should it be the flower of the other shore?

Xia Youjie: Sunflower.

47. Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?

Weixia (frozen): Uh...no?

Xia Youjie (squinting his eyes): I didn't. Is there something you didn't say?

Wei Xia: ...Next question! ! ! !

48. Where does your sense of inferiority come from?

Wei Xia: Huh? ?

Xia Youjie: ...She did a lot of things for me in private, but she always felt that she didn't do enough.

Wei Xia (hugs Xia Youjie and rubs against her): This is fine now!

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or extremely secret?

Wei Xia: It's recognized!

Xia Youjie: Accepted.

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Weixia: Yes.

Xia Youjie (smiling): If you can’t, you can.

Wei Xia: ...

The author has something to say:

Knotaba & Nagasaki: Why are so many children unsuitable for the first [-] questions?

It seems that writing this is out of fashion now, but I really want to! (twist

Adults, all kinds of filth!

However, because this episode is a bit earlier, the follow-up plot is still based on the content of the main text, and there may be a little difference from the episode.

感谢在2021-09-0723:39:22~2021-09-0900:28:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of dancing duck;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!