[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

(Continued from previous article)

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Mika (thinking): ...I think I'm—

Xia Youjie (interrupted directly): I am the attacker, and she is the receiver.

Wei Xia: Hey——

52. Why did you decide so?

Wei Xia: Sex... But I can also attack!

Xia Youjie (ignoring): It's gender, and then, it's not allowed.

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Wei Xia: It would be more satisfying if I could attack!

Xia Youjie (smiling): Impossible.

54. Where was the first H?

Wei Xia: Is it at home?

Xia Youjie: At home.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Weixia: Very tired.

Xia Youjie: ...I'm a little sorry?

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Why are you sorry? !

Xia Youjie: ...

Weixia (very loudly): Because everyone said it was over, but he continued! !

Nagasaki Wild Rose: ...Okay, next question.

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Weixia (recall): The corners of her eyes were red, and she kept licking me.

Xia Youjie (smiling): He cried and said "I want it." Then he hugged me.

Weixia: ...you don't need to remember this!

57. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Wei Xia (very loudly): I never thought you could really do it!

Xia Youjie (glances at Weixia): She means "shrimp oil! Hug, comfort, and pat your head." Don't tarnish my reputation anymore, or...

Wei Xia: ...

Xia Youjie: My words are——

Wei Xia (interrupted): He actually said he would do it again! ! !

Gojo Satoru (complaining in the audience): As a result, all your tasks for those three days were pushed to me! !It's so inhumane! !

Fu Heihui (blue veins): Teacher Wutiao, in the end, didn't you transfer those tasks to me and senior Yi Gu? !

Gojo Satoru (serious color): I am training you.

Otoko Yuta:  …

Fu Heihui: ...

Knotabagi Yuhito (laughing): Haha...As expected of Mr. Gojo, let's continue with the show first.

58. What is the frequency of H every week?

Wei Xia: I don't know.

Xia Youjie: There is no particular fixed, after all, there are tasks.

59. How many times a week do you think is ideal?

Wei Xia: ...

Xia Youjie (thinking): Considering her physical condition, four times?

60. So what kind of H is it?

Weixia (serious): It seems that you have played all the games you want.

Xia Youjie (smiling): That's right.

61. Where is your most sensitive part?

Wei Xia (tilts his head): Ears?

Xia Youjie: I am Er Gen.

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Wei Xia (arrogant): The most sensitive part of the shrimp oil is not the ears, but his [咸咚——] is the most sensitive!

Xia Youjie: ...

Knotweed Yuhito:  …

Men:  …

Weixia: The second sensitive place is Adam's Apple!

Xia Youjie: ...

Nagasaki Wild Rose: Ahem, where is Mr. Xia You?

Xia Youjie: She is the back of the neck.

Wei Xia: Really? !

Xia Youjie (smiling): Every time I touch it, it will tremble.

63. Describe the other party at H in one sentence?

Weixia: It seems like they want to eat me up.

Xia Youjie: It seems to be bullying a child.

Weixia:?Who do you call a child?

Xia Youjie (ignoring): It's okay, next question.

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Weixia: I like it, but it would be better if the time can be shortened a bit.

Xia Youjie: Well, it's impossible.

65. In general, where is H?

Weixia (hesitating): Is it the most in the family?

Xia Youjie: At home.

66. Where would you like to try?

Weixia (thinking): I have tried everything.

Xia Youjie: I don't have anything in particular in mind, as long as I'm with her.

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Weixia (blush): Both.

Xia Youjie (nodding): Both.

68. Is there any agreement between the two at H?

Wei Xia: ...Can we not take so long today?

Xia Youjie (smiling): Impossible.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Wei Xia: No.

Xia Youjie: No.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get your heart, you should at least get your □□"?

Wei Xia: Oppose it?

Xia Youjie (laughs without speaking)

Wei Xia (shocked): Wait, does this smile mean you agree! ?

71. If the opponent is raped by thugs, what will you do?

Weixia (doubt): Do you think it is possible?It is more likely that he will be strengthened by the curse.If it's a curse spirit, I'll get rid of it.

Xia Youjie: I will [force——] and then [force——], and finally [force——].

Wei Xia: ...you are so bloody.

Xia Youjie: Are you okay?

Knotweed & Nazaki: ...Next question, next question.

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Weixia (second answer): No.

Xia Youjie: ...afterwards.

Weixia (suspicious): I can't see it at all.

Xia Youjie: ...

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Wei Xia (shocked): Who are you talking about?five?Dazai?

Knotweed Yuhito (curious): If it was them, how would they react?

Weixia (thoughts): Wutiao won't look for me, he will look for shrimp oil.

Xia Youjie: ...I will not agree to Wu's request.

Gojo Satoru:? ?Why would I ask you to make such a request? ? ?

Wei Xia (continuing to ponder): Dazai's words may say something like this, but there is definitely some conspiracy in it.So I will directly use Tiannihoko to help him realize his dream.

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Wei Xia: ...doesn't count?

Xia Youjie (smiling): There is still a lot to learn.

Weixia (scared): It’s better not to...

75. What about the other party?

Weixia (second answer): Very good at it! ! !

Xia Youjie: Very young.

Weixia (shocked): So who did you practice with! ?How can you be so proficient!

Xia Youjie (smiling): Because your reaction is so obvious, you knew it right away.

Wei Xia: ...

76. What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?

Wei Xia: Come here today!

Xia Youjie: Say you like me.

77. Which expression of the other party do you prefer when H?

Weixia (thinking): His expression when he is dissatisfied with desire!

Xia Youjie: ...

Weixia:?

Xia Youjie (serious): The expression when crying and saying that it is no longer possible.

Wei Xia (shocked): You S! ! !

78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Weixia: Damei!

Xia Youjie: No way.

79. Are you interested in S/M?

Wei Xia: ...Although I am fine, but he is a bit like it.

Xia Youjie: Look at her.

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Weixia (tilts his head): Absolutely not...Sorry, I didn't say anything just now.

Xia Youjie (glances at Weixia): I think she has a man outside.

Weixia:? ? ?

81. What do you think of Qiang O?

Wei Xia: This is not considered human anymore, I will clean up this kind of earth garbage.

Xia Youjie: A lower-level creature than monkeys.

82. What is the more painful thing in H?

Weixia (hesitating): He does it for a long time and many times. I am very tired and want to sleep.

Xia Youjie: No.

83. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Wei Xia (Pain Mask): No matter when I feel this way, I am worried that Gojo Satoru will teleport over directly.

Gojo Satoru:  …

Xia Youjie: I don't want to answer, next question.

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Xia Youjie (smiling): She is very often, but when it really comes to that time, she will shy away from shyness.

85. What was the reaction of the attacking side at that time?

Wei Xia: It’s dangerous to laugh like now, and then I’ll [force——] in person.

86. Has the attacker committed any violence/violence?

Wei Xia: No.

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Xia Youjie: No, so skip it.

88. For you, what is the ideal object "as an H object"?

Weixia (thinking): He is very ideal... I always feel weird about other people's words?

Xia Youjie: ...Have you considered other people? ? ?

Weixia (molestingly speaking): Of course!If you really can't do it, I don't want you...I'm really kidding!sorry!Shrimp oil, quickly take back the curse spirit! ! (counseling)

Xia Youjie (withdrawing the curse spirit): Wei Xia.

89. Does the other party meet your ideal now?

Weixia: It fits well.

Xia Youjie: Yes.

90. Have you ever used props in H?

Wei Xia (blushing): ...Yes.

Xia Youjie (smiling): A lot.

91. How old was your "first time"?

Weixia (reminiscences): Like 22 years old?

Xia Youjie: 23 years old.

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Weixia: Yes.

Xia Youjie: Yes.

93. Where do you like to be kissed most?

Weixia (confused): Like all of them?

Xia Youjie: All of them.

94. Where does your mouth like to kiss each other?

Weixia: Adam's apple.

Xia Youjie: The mouth or the back of the neck.

95. What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Wei Xia: ...Let me do it.

Xia Youjie: Hug her and kiss her.

96. What do you think about when H?

Weixia: ...is it blank?Can't think.

Xia Youjie (smiling): I want everything about her.

97. What is the number of H times in one night?

Weixia (complaint): I can't count them at all! !Saying no is useless! !

Xia Youjie: Never counted.

98. When you were in H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Wei Xia: It's him.

Xia Youjie: The other party.

99. What is H to you?

Weixia: The way to express love?

Xia Youjie: If you want to get everything from her, it is also a way to express your feelings.

100. Please say something to your lover

Weixia (thinking): I don't want to play bondage today.

Xia Youjie: ...

Xia Youjie ignored Wei Xia's words, and gently stroked Wei Xia's cheek, "I curse you, even if it is death, I will never let you go."

Wei Xia slightly rubbed her head against the palm of the other party, and smiled lightly: "I curse you too, because your soul belongs to me."

——Because love is the most twisted curse.

"Okay! The above is the content of our program for this episode!" Hirohito Kojoba waved his hand to the audience energetically, "The second half is really exciting... What's wrong with you, Mr. Gojo?"

Gojo Satoru directly jumped onto the stage and snatched the microphone from Hirohito Hirohito: "Jie! I want to join too—"

Xia Youjie:?

Weixia:? ?

Crowd: ? ? ?

"Wu, no." Xia Youjie resolutely rejected the other party's invitation to form a team, "Even if you are my husband, you can't."

Everyone: "???"

It seems that I heard something not very good?

Wei Xia stood up and said proudly: "Hmph, I have slept with Jie now!"

Everyone: "???"

Is this some strange relationship to be proud of?

Gojo Satoru curled his lips, "Tsk, I can do that kind of thing just like that!"

"I also said that I refused!!" Xia Youjie felt a little bald.

When several special grades started to quarrel again, Knotabagi Yuhito quietly asked Fu Heihui who felt ashamed at the side: "Fu Hei, I remember that you seem to have known them for a long time, do you know what their relationship is?"

Fu Heihui was silent for a while, "No, I don't know. I never understood the relationship between them."

Looking at the chaotic situation in front of her, Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei deeply felt that her decision to study at Jugao was definitely a wrong choice.

She sighed, "Hey, the magic world takes algae pills."

Jianren Qihai pushed his glasses, "If I had known that the current magic world was like this, I would not have come back to be a magician."

Who would have thought that it would change from the magic world ruled by rotten oranges to the magic world ruled by chickens and cats.

Nothing has changed at all! !It's even worse! !

"Sure enough, conjurer! It's a bunch of shit!"

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