[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

It's over, is this the feeling of being caught after stealing? ?

Wei Xia put on her fluffy rabbit slippers and ran to knock on Xia Youjie's door.

She knocked several times, but the door didn't open.

Just when Wei Xia thought Xia Youjie was angry because she didn't answer his phone, the door opened.

"come in."

Xia Youjie opened the door, turned sideways to let Wei Xia in, closed the door again, and then sat cross-legged on the bed.

Wei Xia carefully looked at Xia Youjie who was sitting cross-legged on the bed, and felt that the other person looked quite normal, "What's wrong with you, shrimp oil?"

Xia Youjie didn't answer her question, but just waved, "Wei Xia, come here."

Although she didn't know much about the situation, she thought that Xia Youjie wouldn't harm her, so she jumped onto the bed, and just about to say something, Xia Youjie snatched her into his arms .

Weixia:?

She leaned against Xia Youjie and wanted to look up at the other person's expression, but she couldn't move because Xia Youjie put his head on her head and hugged Wei Xia with his arms from back to front.

That's weird, what happened to Xia Youjie today.

"So what happened to all those phone calls?"

Wei Xia doesn't care anymore after thinking about it, anyway, it's not like she hasn't hugged her before.

Xia Youjie stroked Weixia's hair, "Did you just take a shower?"

Just after taking a shower, she was busy with other things, Wei Xia only roughly wiped her wet hair, but didn't have time to dry it.

"That's right, shrimp oil too?" Wei Xia remembered that the other party seldom smelled it, and because the two of them were very close, the scent of Xia Youjie who had just taken a shower was also obvious.

"Well, let me dry your hair for you."

Xia Youjie took out the hair dryer from the drawer and plugged it in.

The hot air from the hair dryer soothed Weixia's cold scalp due to the moisture. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the rare service of someone else blowing her hair.

Xia Youjie carefully combed Wei Xia's hair with his fingers, and only after the larger knots were untied, he took the comb on the side and combed Wei Xia's dark blue long hair.

"All right."

After confirming that the hair was dried, Xia Youjie patted the girl's head to wake up Wei Xia who was dozing off.

"Ah." Wei Xia came back to his senses, "Thank you, shrimp oil."

Then Xia Youjie returned to the posture before blowing his hair.

With the pressure on his head, Wei Xia silently asked: "Shrimp oil, what is this?"

"15 minutes."

"......Um?"

"Your phone was busy for 15 minutes, which means it was actually longer." Xia Youjie's voice was very calm, "Who were you talking to just now?"

Wei Xia froze her body.

She silently put in more effort to break free from Xia Youjie's embrace, but found that she was unknowingly caught tightly by the other party.

Xia Youjie, who seemed lazy at first, but actually had completely restrained the person in his arms, approached her ear, and said softly, "Doesn't Wei Xia like to be hugged by me?"

"Huh?" Wei Xia felt her ears were itchy, she tilted her head slightly, "It's not..."

"Then who were you talking on the phone with just now?" Xia Youjie half-closed one eye, and the bangs on his forehead just touched Wei Xia's cheek.

Wei Xia was shocked, because she couldn't turn her head, so she could only look directly at Xia Youjie's desk in front of her.

It seems that the brain cells that just died now need to die again for her will to survive!

Sorry brain cells!I will heal you with a reversal technique later! !

"Ahaha, that..."

Weixia racked her brains, thinking about how to tell Xia Youjie about some "good things" she did in Yokohama, after all, those things are not things that ordinary people can accept casually in essence.

——And she didn't want to be hated by Xia Youjie.

"I just met someone when I went to Yokohama, and he came to me for help."

Wei Xia said vaguely, hiding some of the obviously illegal parts.

"Him? A man?"

Xia Youjie paid keen attention to the words referring to men in the other party's words.

"Yes, he is...a person who always wants to commit suicide but can't die." Wei Xia frowned and thought hard about how to describe him, "He looks pretty good,"

The point is that the length is not bad?

Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, "Am I not good-looking?"

Inexplicably smelling a sour smell, Wei Xia rubbed his chin and said, "Of course the shrimp oil is also handsome, but in terms of degree, Wutiao is probably more handsome."

Xia Youjie: "..."

At this time, shouldn't you kiss yourself and say that you are the most handsome? ?That's not what the book says!

"Wei Xia—"

"Of course! Shrimp oil is the most handsome in my heart!" Wei Xia turned around and hugged him back.

The uneasiness in his heart was inexplicably soothed, Xia Youjie smelled Wei Xia's sweet scent, and unconsciously hugged Wei Xia even tighter.

Wei Xia rubbed against the other party, and just about to speak, Xia Youjie's dormitory door was suddenly kicked open by a long leg with a "bang!".

The two turned their heads dully to look at the door, only to see a white-haired cat, not aware of the atmosphere at all, walked in and sat on Xia Youjie's bed and squeezed together with them.

Wei Xia: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gojo Satoru looked at the two of them expectantly, "I just made an appointment for the handshake meeting!"

"what?"

However, Gojo Satoru continued to talk on his own: "The clothes at Gojo's house have been prepared, and the publicity has started. Do you think there is anything we forgot to do... What's wrong with you? "

Wei Xia was the quickest to get into the situation, she nodded, looking as if she had everything under control, "Is it a cheongsam! I've already figured out how to change your blindfolds!"

"I want the one with a good figure!" Gojo Satoru made a gesture on his chest, "I want this level probably!"

Wei Xia said OK, "No problem! You are satisfied!"

"Where's the shrimp oil?" Wei Xia looked at Xia Youjie, only to find that the man looked forward with a blank face, as if he wasn't listening to them at all.

Wei Xia waved his hand in front of his eyes, "Yo ho? Is anyone home?"

Xia Youjie moved his eyes slowly, and finally fixed on Wei Xia's face, "Handshake meeting?"

"Hey?" Wei Xia turned to look at Gojo Satoru, "Didn't you tell me?"

Gojo Wu turned to Xia Youjie, "Didn't I tell you?"

"No, you bastard!"

Xia Youjie punched Gojo Wu.

His pupils trembled, and he pointed at the two chickens and cats in front of him, "I will definitely not go this time!"

"No way, no way, Jie, haven't you gotten used to it after wearing it so many times?" Wutiao Wu hooked Xia Youjie's shoulder, looking like we are the only ones in the world, "Even this little psychological barrier It’s okay if you can’t overcome it, Jie, we are the strongest!”

"Damn it, you don't need to wear women's clothing to become the strongest!!"

Xia Youjie was just about to shake off Wujou's arm, when he found that Weixia also came over, hooked his other shoulder with one hand, and said with a sad face: "Jie, we are a community of life, no matter who is lost It's not complete."

Xia Youjie was eye-opening. This is the first time he knows that the life community can be used in this way? ?

"We are not a community of life, you two don't add any attributes to me!"

"Jie." Weixia said with a serious face: "The law in Japan is monogamy now, and the marriage vow says that until death do us part—"

"That is to say!" Gojo Satoru continued, "We are still alive so we cannot be separated!"

Xia Youjie:? ? ? ?

"Wait!" Xia Youjie fell into a state of confusion, "When did we say our marriage vows? And if you are monogamous, only one of you can marry me?!"

"Well, there is no problem?" Gojo Satoru first pointed at himself, "One husband." Then he pointed at Weixia, "One wife."

Wei Xia nodded, "That's right."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Wait a moment!Is this the original understanding of this sentence! ?

"Although I'm a little unhappy to be an equal wife with this guy, but if it's for shrimp oil..." Wei Xia looked up at the non-existent sky, her face full of sadness.

Xia Youjie also punched her on the head, "Don't pretend to be wronged all of a sudden!!"

"Oh! Romeo! Why did you do this to me?"

Wei Xia stretched out his hand to Xia Youjie, "Who is that stealing cat next to you—"

"Romeo and Juliet don't have any sneaky cats!! Don't change the plot randomly!!"

"Eh, no?"

"No!! If you continue to tamper with the plot like this, Shakespeare will turn into a special curse spirit and come out to beat you!"

Weixia stroked her chin and thought for a while, "Then it seems good, shrimp oil can increase your Pokémon again, this time it's a famous curse spirit!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Fuck, this guy really can't communicate.

Gojo Wu patted Xia Youjie on the shoulder and comforted him, "It's okay Jie, it's not her first day."

"You're half-baked too!!" Xia Youjie gave up thinking about it with a headache, "Why did I go to Weixia to visit your house at that time..."

"Because of your mother, did you eat the curse spirit in that house later?" Wei Xia recalled the legend of being haunted, and now thinking about it, it is probably a rumor spread by ordinary people who cannot see the curse spirit.

"Well, I ate it the first day I moved in."

"Hey——I also want to visit Jie's hometown." Wujo Wu raised his hand to apply.

"I reject."

Xia Youjie rejected him, and he knew that if Gojo Satoru wanted to go home with him, Weixia would definitely follow him, and then the picture of the two chickens breaking the cat with their unreliable mother..... .It was so beautiful that he didn't want to imagine it.

"Jie is too much." Gojo Wu wanted to throw himself into Xia Youjie's arms, but was kicked away by the opponent.

Weixia showed a beating smile at Wujo Wu under the bed, and then threw himself into Xia Youjie's arms, not forgetting to compare a pair of scissors to Wujo Wu.

"..." Gojo Gojo widened his beautiful blue eyes, and complained: "Jie, you have double standards!! Why can she!"

Xia Youjie smiled, "Because I realize that you are a husband."

He stroked the back of Weixia's neck in his arms, "I like wives better, so you can just... be yourself."

Wei Xia who was forced to press Shun Mao: "Shrimp oil, what did you mean by that silence just now—"

"Ah, that's what you guys think." Xia Youjie looked fearless.

Sure enough, as long as a person is thick-skinned, no one can hurt him!

Even if it's women's clothing... no, I don't want this one.

Gojo Goto was shocked, he felt that Xia Youjie was really spoiled by him and Weixia, he actually said this kind of yellow stalk, and accidentally blurted out after being shocked: "Jie, have you watched Weixia recently?" Those newly bought books."

"What new one?" Xia Youjie was taken aback for a moment, Wujo Wu didn't pay attention to Wei Xia's horrified eyes because Xia Youjie was forcibly pressed into his arms, he nodded simply, and said, "It's just that I exchanged with her recently." In their respective books, there seems to be a description like this—”

Gojo Satoru used his extraordinary memory to repeat: "OO smiled charmingly, lifted XX's jaw with one hand, and ordered the other party to [force——] to come."

Wei Xia trembled all over, silently trying to make her sense of existence disappear, but felt a pair of hands on the back of her neck.

She raised her head tremblingly, facing Xia Youjie's black face with a smile.

"Well, Jie, I think I can still explain." Wei Xia decided to struggle to the death.

"You and Wu exchanged little yellow books to read each other? Do you have a good relationship?"

Wei Xia: "..."

Gojo Satoru I knock your horse! !Do you hear my heart!Gojo Satoru!I knock your horse——! !

The author has something to say:

I just wrote a little bit about the relationship between the two of them, and Wutiao Maomao immediately applied to join!

Odasaku is sorry!The next one will take you to play again!

Dazai actually appeared on the stage when Weixia was 22 years old, and they lived in the background at other times.

I have only watched the second season of the animation + the movie for the part of Wen Ye, and I will see if I have finished watching the characters of the third season when I write it~

On Thursday, five and three yuan, I have something to do and I can’t touch the computer. I will try my best to see if I can write the manuscript first. If I can’t, it may be interrupted for two days. I will try my best to catch up!

Recently, there have been fewer comments and clicks, and I am afraid that it will be even worse quq

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Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 481537145 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!