[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

Qihai Jianren didn't expect that he could bring out explosive points just by asking a question casually.

He picked up the black coffee in front of him, and was about to take another sip, only to find that it was empty.

Gee.

He ignored the group of noisy people behind him, invited the waiter to order a cup of coffee, and then turned to ask others: "Do you want to order anything?"

"Ah, I want Coke!" Wei Xia raised his hand, and then glanced at the empty coffee cup on Xia Youjie's table, "There is also a glass of lemonade."

"I want a Coke too." Gojo Gojo drank the drink in the cup in twos and twos, "Then help me get a dessert from your store."

The lady clerk asked in surprise, "Do you want a copy of all of them?"

"Yes, all of them." Gojo Satoru handed the menu to others, and after seeing that everyone shook their heads to express that they didn't need it, he took the menu back to the clerk, "That's all for now."

"Good, good."

It was the first time someone ordered all the desserts directly in the store, which shocked the clerk, but at the same time, she couldn't help but sneak a few glances at the guests at that table.

So handsome!Especially the boy with white hair!

Watching the clerk prepare the meal, Xia Youjie joked to Gojo Wu: "Wu, I bet you that she will give you her own contact information later."

"I don't need to bet on this kind of thing, I know, after all, I'm so handsome!" Gojo Wu proudly puffed up his chest, and Xia Youjie seemed to be able to see the proudly raised tail behind him.

"Only face is useless." Wei Xia said back, "Okay, who is the king this round?"

"It's me!" Hui Yuanxiong held up the card in his hand, "No. 5, tell me the most sensitive part of your body."

"Wow, Haibara, you are very good at it!" Wei Xia looked around excitedly, wanting to know which lucky person would answer such an explosive question.

Then she saw Xia Youjie turn over the card with a stiff face, and it was the number five.

"Finally it's your turn!" An Geji was also very excited, it was finally this scumbag's turn!So it was definitely cheating just now!

"Probably, it's the ears."

Xia Youjie's face is calm, but his ears are a little red - because Wei Xia is blowing into his ears!

He pressed Wei Xia's face down, "What do you want to do!"

"I'll help verify if it's a lie." Wei Xia replied solemnly: "Okay, I'm sure it's true now, next round!"

"It's me this time."

Nitro took out his phone and started to Google the questions, and finally selected one of them, "Number 4, when was the last time you laughed from the bottom of your heart."

"I'm number 4, every day." Gojo Satoru replied without thinking.

Afterwards, they conducted several rounds one after another. During this period, the clerk also delivered the drinks and meals they ordered, mainly the sweets of Gojo Satoru.

Sure enough, Gojo Satoru saw a note with contact information in his cup of Coke.

"Ah, sure enough." Weixia watched Wujo Wu fold the note and put it in his pocket, "Do you want to add her?"

"No." Gojo Satoru replied decisively, "I'm not interested in flat chest."

Wei Xia rolled his eyes and went over, "I think you seem to be mocking someone."

"Yes, I'm glad you heard it too."

"..."

"Let's talk." Wujo Wu put down the cards in his hand boredly, and took a bite of the cake on the plate. "It's just that the truth is too boring, otherwise let's have some excitement. From now on, you can ask the truth or designate a big cake." adventure?"

"Okay!" Wei Xia took a sip of Gojo Wu's dessert, and was stared at by the other party, so he silently took back the fork he ate.

Others have no opinion, so now the rules of the game have been changed to allow the king to choose the truth or take risks.

"It would be very exciting, don't you think, Nanami?" Hui Yuanxiong turned his head and asked Jianren Nanami who had been silent on the side.

"Ah, um." Jianren Qihai said that he didn't really want to participate in various activities with the presence of chickens and cats.

However, this round he got the king again.

"Tsk." Jianren Qihai was very lazy, and he planned to perfunctory, "What food does No. 1 like?"

"Drink." Um Diva replied directly.

"Wait, Qihai, you are being too perfunctory." Wujo Wu said dissatisfied: "You should ask more exciting questions!"

"Pardon me for refusing."

"Qami is so serious."

"..." Jianren Qihai didn't want to speak.

"Ah, I'm the king again this round." Hui Yuanxiong realized that he was lucky, this was his second time as king, "I think about it, then the 3rd will confess to the 5th for 30 seconds."

"I am number five." Gojo Satoru held up the cards in his hand.

"I'm San..." Wei Xia resisted, "It's you!!"

"Come on, tell me quickly!" Gojo Satoru felt very excited, this was the first time someone wanted to confess to him face to face.

However, when he saw Xia Youjie's expression on the side, he suddenly lost his excitement.

He felt that the pressure was a bit high, and he took a peek at Xia Youjie who was looking at him calmly, only to feel that he saw some terrible threat from inside.

This is probably the biggest problem Gojo Satoru encountered in his life.

This is not what he wants!

And did Jay get jealous so easily?

However, Wei Xia who was at the side had already opened his mouth awkwardly, "Gojo Satoru, from the first day I saw you, I felt that you...although your brain is sick, but your face is really handsome."

"Huh?? Who do you think is mentally ill??"

"It's you! What other advantages do you have besides beautiful eyes, handsome face and long legs!"

"Thank you for the compliment."

"I'm not praising you!"

"Cough cough."

Hui Yuanxiong coughed a few times, interrupting the quarrel between the two, "The 30 seconds are not up yet."

"Tsk." Wei Xia could only continue racking his brains to think of compliments, "In short, you are very handsome, and you are also very strong... right? Although your personality is annoying but... You are handsome so you can forgive me?"

Estimated that the time was almost up, Wei Xia directly made the last conclusion, "That's it anyway, I like you..." After Hui Yuanxiong shouted that the time was up, she immediately added: "No wonder! You sneaky cat!"

"Is it considered a confession if you are like this? From the beginning to the end, I have said that I have a handsome face, so I have no other advantages?" Gojo Satoru gave her a contemptuous look.

Wei Xia answered decisively: "No."

"..." OK, don't draw me the king card!

As a result, in the new round, Weixia drew the king card.

She eagerly looked around at the crowd, "Number [-] and Number [-], tell me what evil thoughts have been in your mind recently!"

Jianren Qihai flipped over his identity card, "I want to throw the person who sent the task into the pile of spell spirits."

Weixia snapped her fingers, and said very agreeingly: "I also think, whoever I find out later, I must let him experience the whole meal of the shrimp oil."

Although his name was mentioned, Xia Youjie remained uncharacteristically silent.

He glanced at the card in his hand, it was number six.

As soon as he heard this question, he instantly remembered the moment when he saw Wei Xia almost die not long ago.

If I slowed down a bit, if I didn't want to go and have a look after finishing the task——

Xia Youjie lowered his eyes, unconsciously flicking the playing cards with his fingers.

I want to lock people in a place where I can see them forever.

Don't want to let her go.

It doesn't matter what other people do, as long as she is still by her side.

——wanted to break off her wings, so that she could only look at herself forever.

"Shrimp oil?"

Xia Youjie broke away from his thoughts, looked at Weixia's puzzled face, put away all his dark thoughts just now, and asked calmly, "What's wrong?"

"You are number six, you haven't answered yet." Wei Xia poked his arm.

Only then did Xia Youjie realize that he hadn't answered yet.

He pretended to be thinking, and then said: "Want to get all the dirty thoughts out of your head, or build a world where there are no chickens and cats?"

"Senior Xia You."

Jianren Qihai suddenly turned to sit upright, with his elbows resting on the table, the palms of both hands clasped, leaning against his chin, with a serious face.

"Please be sure to let me join that world."

"Nanaming, do you have any opinion on me?"

Jianren Qihai directly affirmed the other party in a polite tone, "Yes, I am glad that you finally understand your own identity."

"..."

Wei Xia was greatly shocked, and threw herself into Xia Youjie's arms next to her, "Hey, shrimp oil, Nana Ming bullied me."

Xia Youjie patted Wei Xia on the head, and comforted him, "You deserve it."

"..."

Wei Xia howled louder.

Xia Youjie ignored Wei Xia, who was obviously crying fake, and drew out a new card, "I am the king in this round."

"Now, number six, please shut up."

He turned over the card on Wei Xia's table, and it was number six.

Weixia was shocked, even Gojo Satoru could only rely on six eyes to guess other people's micro-expressions and body muscle reactions to judge whether the draw was a ghost card, and could not do clairvoyance.

Just about to ask, when I looked up, I saw a curse spirit squatting in the corner of the ceiling in the store, looking at me with big eyes blinking.

"..."

Damn it, was it what you expected from the beginning?

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In the end, everyone played the game all day, and celebrated Hui Yuanxiong's recovery by the way—he was attacked by a hidden curse spirit. If Weixia didn't happen to be nearby, his lower body might be directly swallowed by the curse spirit.

Wei Xia wiped her wet hair casually with a towel, picked up the phone and read all the messages on it at a glance.

Manipulating the phone to pull a certain number out of the blacklist, she dialed that number.

【Hey? 】

"it's me."

[Oh - this is really rare, you actually took the initiative to contact me? 】

"Ha." Wei Xia sneered, "Didn't you count it all?"

She sat by the bed, listening to the male voice on the other side of the phone that she had planned to block for the rest of her life.

【Well, Wei Xia, you don't have to be so hostile. The murderous intent is almost coming out of the microphone, and I'm here to help you this time, okay? 】

"I really don't believe that a mafia who leaked my ability to the upper echelons of the magic world will sincerely come to help me." Wei Xia narrowed his eyes, "Don't forget that we are enemies?"

[If I don't do this, you won't be willing to have a good talk with me, you have already blocked fifteen of my numbers. ] The tone of the male voice on the other end of the phone seemed to be very pleasant, 【Besides, I didn’t leak too much information about you, I just said that you are not very good at dealing with spell spirits, and I didn’t say anything about the important spells. 】

Hearing this, Wei Xia had the urge to hang up this person's phone directly.

I hate talking to people who are much smarter than me, especially if the other party is the kind of monster who is very good at controlling people's hearts.

This kind of person who happened to step on the line where she would kill him regardless, was the most annoying!

——Although seriously, I often do this kind of thing.

"So? If you just want me to chat with you, a lonely person, please place an entrustment first, and then we can talk about the amount." She said angrily.

Now Wei Xia just wants to quickly end the conversation with him, every time he talks with him, many brain cells always die.

[It's too vulgar to talk about money. I'm really worried about your dear bamboo horse, whether he can support you or not. 】

Wei Xia's eyes froze, and her tone sank in an instant, "Hey, you're going too far."

"I'm really going to kill you."

[Why would Weixia think this way?I just heard that you want to reorganize the magic world, so I'm here to help you. 】

The other party easily said something that would definitely shock others if they heard it.

However, Wei Xia is very clear that this person's purpose is definitely not just this, rather it should be called an exchange condition, "Tell me, what you want me to do."

"Who are you going to kill this time? Your boss? Are you finally planning to usurp the throne?"

[It's really nice to talk to smart people, but you guessed wrong, I'm not a mafia anymore. 】

Wei Xia took the phone away and double-checked that the number displayed on the screen was correct, "Ah... oh."

She suddenly didn't know what to say.

The male voice on the other end of the phone seemed to laugh, but quickly restrained his tone, 【Actually, I'm looking for a place to change jobs. Do you have any recommendations? 】

Liar, definitely not here to ask this.

Wei Xia began to gossip about him, "Huh? Don't you want to be a mafia? Then why don't you become a magician? There's a lot of money for missions!"

[Although that is also one of the options, didn't you already agree to help you reorganize the magic world?And I'm not very suitable for this kind of work of fighting and killing. 】

Weixia: "..." No, we didn't agree, when did we agree? ?

Did I miss a hundred episodes?

What else is not suitable for fighting?Do you want to touch your conscience and think about it!I am afraid that no one is more suitable than you! !

But this proposal really touched her heart, and the other party must have made sure that she would not refuse, so she said this.

She felt that her brain cells were dying rapidly, even though she had guessed the other party's real intention.

"So you want it?"

【…I want to go where I can help people. 】

"Every time I talk to you, I always feel that I'm about to use the inversion technique to heal my brain, it hurts too much." Wei Xia fell back on the bed, "Ministry of Internal Affairs, it's called farming, you go talk to him Let's talk, I will send you a post after the time and place, and I will find someone to help you clean it up."

【I knew you could do it~】

Wei Xia was expressionless, "Isn't it just to achieve this goal that you do so many things? You have already figured it out, so don't pretend to be here with me."

[Wei Xia, you are so fierce, that's it, happy cooperation? 】

"... Tsk." Wei Xia was silent for a while, then gritted his teeth and spit out a few words, "Cooperation, cooperation, pleasure, happiness."

She hung up the phone quickly, not wanting to delay a second.

As a result, as soon as I hung up, I saw a series of missed calls on the phone screen that could not be dialed because the line was busy.

"Xia Youjie" was clearly written on it in large characters.

"..."

It's over, is this the feeling of being caught after stealing? ?

The author has something to say:

Who is on the other end of the phone should guess...?I hope I didn't write too much, I always tend to fail to grasp quq for high IQ races, is it because my IQ is not enough?

The summary of the article can be regarded as echoing two paragraphs, I don’t know if I can feel it XD

Then I wrote a little bit about Jie Ge's mental state after this incident.It is probably a concept that if it is not done well, it will enter BE.