Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

Back at the age of three and a half months and one day, Lan Shan and Bai Zhou rolled into a ball and fought the second fight after rebirth.

The reason is very simple, Lan Shan is not willing to be Bai Zhou's wife, he wants to fight for his own destiny.

The two rolled on the ground for more than a dozen laps, and were finally pulled away again by Pan Shi who rushed over.After the official process of sharing juice and apologizing to each other, Lan Shan and Bai Zhouyi put aside their wife dispute for the time being and returned to a friendly relationship.

Lan Shan's deception for the past month was not ineffective, at least he greatly increased Bai Zhouyi's favorability.After the last fight, Bai Zhou ignored him for three full days, but this time it was shortened to three hours, which is a clear proof.

It is a pity that at three hours and seven minutes, Lanshan accidentally kicked a digital ball, the peaceful scene was turned upside down again, and the third war was on the verge of breaking out.

Three and a half hours later, Lan Shan went home with a small blackboard in disgrace, and the first plan to straighten it failed.

However, Lanshan did not give up. As a rock climber, he knew that short-term failure is inevitable when facing a route with tricky angles and no way to start. Only by continuing to try can he conquer it.

He lay on the bed and reflected on the shortcomings of today, and worked out a plan PlanB.Lan Shan emptied the piggy bank, ransacked the fifty cents worth of bubblegum from the canteen downstairs, and then used them to get the magic weapon from the little girl downstairs.

wow.

Lan Shan scattered a stack of cards on the ground and called Bai Zhouyi: "Look!"

Bai Zhouyi grabbed the number 4 ball and looked up.

The cards are dazzling, and the girls in colorful costumes are vivid, among which the blond girl with aqua blue skirt is the most eye-catching.

Sailor Moon card set, a little girl's dream, is now condescended to be a gender enlightenment textbook for three-year-old Kashiwa Shuichi.

Can't help but make people sigh overqualified and reckless.

Bai Zhou took a rare look and said firmly, "Whose card did you steal?"

The original owner of the card is indeed not Lan Shan, but a little girl named Niuniu. She regards Shui Bingyue as her idol, and at the age of three, she dreamed of joining Sailor Moon... At the age of three and a half, she gave up her lofty ideals because of 24 bubble gums.

"How can it be called robbery." Lan Shan refused to admit it.

"Cheat." The three-year-old Xiao Baizhou has a very rich vocabulary.

"I prefer to call this a free trade." The 19-year-old Blue Mountain is even better.

"I don't understand." Bai Zhou frowned, "I don't understand."

"You don't need to understand." Lan Shan obviously has a talent for being a mediocre teacher. He pushed the small card in front of Bai Zhouyi and asked enthusiastically, "Just read these."

Bai Zhouyi took a look at it with dignity, then lowered his head and continued to twist the number ball in a lack of interest.

Lan Shan didn't understand, but Lan Shan didn't give up: "Don't you think they are beautiful?"

This touched the aesthetic blind spot of three-year-old children again, and Bai Zhou asked, "What is 'beautiful'?"

This also involves the blind spot of Teacher Yong's teaching. Lan Shan hesitated for a moment, and gave an example: "Your mother is very beautiful."

When talking about his mother, Bai Zhou got a little excited. He sat up straight, tilted his head and looked carefully at the girls on the card. He shook his head and said, "They're not pretty, they don't look like my mother at all."

"..." Lan Shan explained, "There are many kinds of beauty, and it doesn't have to be exactly the same as Qian... Auntie to be called beautiful."

Bai Zhou didn't care, he wiped the ball vigorously with his clothes, disdainfully feeling that nothing was as beautiful as the digital ball in his hand.

This kid seems to have a physical deficiency in aesthetics since he was a child.

But Lan Shan is a patient teacher. As a mediocre teacher, his only advantage is that he never gives up on any student who is suspected of being mentally retarded.

Lan Shan picked up a card, put the person and the card in front of Bai Zhouyi, and stuffed the card on top of the number ball.

His sight was blocked, and Bai Zhou pulled his hand in dissatisfaction, trying to save the ball, but Lan Shan's arm was always above his hand, no matter how he pulled his hand, he would be restricted from moving.

As soon as Bai Zhou saved the ball and had no goal, he was touched and lost his strength. He let go of his hand, and the number four ball rolled away.

Looking at the number ball going away, Bai Zhou thought angrily whether he needed to fight Lan Shan again.

Lan Shan didn't notice Bai Zhouyi's sudden change of mood, he was still like a poor salesman, enthusiastically throwing useless winks at the blind man.

"Don't you think she's pretty?" Lan Shan forced the card into Bai Zhou's sight, "Look how big her eyes are."

Bai Zhou glanced miserably from the digital ball: "My eyes are big too."

"How white her skin is!"

Bai Zhou stretched out his fleshy arm: "I am white too."

"How long her legs are!"

Bai Zhou kicked down his legs lightly, rarely hesitated, but after thinking about it, he affirmed: "My rear legs will also be very long."

This is true. From the beginning of elementary school, Bai Zhouyi was slender, and the data was a few centimeters lower. In high school, he increased his horsepower to widen the gap. At the age of 19, Bai Zhouyi ended up with a height of nearly 1.9 meters. growth period.At that time, Bai Zhou was half a head taller than Lanshan, and he stood out from the crowd when he walked on the road. His temperament was like a street model, and his life was changed from strength to vase.Of course, there are also many people who want Bai Zhouyi to become a "model". In high school alone, Lanshan has seen several scouts stop Bai Zhouyi on the road and give him his business card.

Of course, these olive branches have never been accepted.

Bai Zhouyi is indeed eye-catching after being drawn, but now he is only three years old, no matter how talented he is, he is only a dumpling one or two centimeters taller than Baozi of the same age.

However, this Tuanzi was strategizing. Not only did he plan his own leg length, but he also generously gave big cakes to his partners.

Once Xiao Baizhou had affirmed the bright future of his two short legs, he patted Lan Shan again and blessed him: "Your hind legs will also be very long."

After speaking, he shook his head again and said, "But it's definitely not as long as me."

Blue Mountain:……

Xiao Bai Zhouyi's conjecture was correct. Lan Shan's height as an adult was fixed at around 183, which was a level where scouts and photographers could strike up a conversation.But as the saying goes, there cannot be another fatter pig next to a pig. Once Lan Shan and Bai Zhou walk together, they will immediately achieve the visual effect of "the taller becomes shorter in seconds", and any model will run away. Now, Bai Zhou sucked all the attention of the scouts like a magnet, making Lan Shan very depressed, thinking that he must not go out with this person next time, it is too stealthy.

But they were inseparable in their teenage years. As long as Lan Shan was a boy, he was suppressed by Bai Zhou for as long as he was.

Lan Shan felt from the past that Bai Zhou had to find a tall girl in the future, so as not to raise her head at an excessive angle and twist her neck.

But he also felt that it would be nice for a petite girl to stand with Bai Zhou, and the picture was very cute.

They are all good, it depends on Bai Zhouyi's own liking.

However, Bai Zhouyi doesn't like girls, which is undoubtedly a blow to Lan Shan, who is keen to give Bai Zhou a flirt.

The tall girl was gone, and the petite girl was gone, replaced by a male vixen who appeared out of nowhere.

As soon as the three-year-old Bai Zhou stood up, he picked up the ball that had rolled to the corner, and sat down on the spot.

He lowered his head and played with the ball quietly, as if the plastic ball costing a few cents had a great charm.

"What on earth are you thinking..." Lan Shan threw the card back into the card pile and muttered, "I don't understand."

Probably because Xiao Bai Zhouyi brought back memories, that night, Lan Shan dreamed about the scene where he went shopping with Bai Zhouyi in high school and was accosted by scouts.

It was very strange to cross Bai Zhou and strike up a conversation with him, and the person's words were even more unique.

"You are very beautiful and attractive." The scout leaned over and asked earnestly, "Are you interested in going into the sea?"

Lan Shan didn't hear clearly which sea area he was going to invite him to be a fisherman, so he leaned closer and asked, "What?"

"That is, are you interested in filming some niche...art documentaries that show the charm of the human body...the rewards are very generous..."

Body charm, niche, documentary.

Lan Shan was confused when he heard it, and was about to ask another question when Bai Zhou pulled him up by his shoulders.

"Not interested." Bai Zhou glanced at the scout, his eyes were cold like a warning, he pulled Lan Shan and forcefully dragged him away.

Taking big steps, Lan Shan was almost taken to run, but tripped on the way, and the new soles were directly scrapped by the raised bricks.

After escaping the fate of the fisherman, Lan Shan clutched the sole of his shoe which was a glorious sacrifice, vigorously condemned Bai Zhou's behavior of a tyrant who dragged people away without saying a word, and cursed with hatred:

"When you come out with a girl in the future, the girl will run away with you in such a mess? If I were her, I would throw my bag and leave. How can you coax her?"

When Bai Zhou was being scolded, he kept his head down, his bangs covering his eyelids, looking cute and innocent.

After Lan Shan scolded him for making the girl angry sooner or later, his mouth was a little dry, and he wanted to drink water but found that the bottle was empty.

As soon as he cursed, the sparkling water with the lid unscrewed was delivered to him, and the taste was his favorite carambola.

Bai Zhou passed the water with one hand, and wrapped Lan Shan's wrist with the other hand holding the bottle cap.

"Coffee boy calm down." He looked down at Lanshan, his eyes and voice were very low, "New sneakers are on the market, I will accompany you later, and I will buy you whichever pair you like."

Sailor Moon's plan also failed. No matter how Lan Shan tried, Bai Zhouyi had no interest in the card he bought at a high price, but after Lan Shan gave him the remaining bubblegum, Bai Zhouyi was fascinated. He tried this kind of magical candy that can blow bubbles, but he was too young to go to the supermarket alone, so he could only wait for the candy to be smuggled over by Lanshan every day.

Under the long-term candy trade, the relationship between Lan Shan and Bai Zhouyi quickly became close. Bai Zhouyi even allowed Lan Shan to use the digital ball as bowling, which obviously included Lan Shan in his intimate circle.

This overly serious kid even nicknamed Lanshan "coffee", although he didn't know what coffee was at all, but he often heard his mother pronounce the two words together, and thought it sounded good...

So Blue Mountain becomes coffee.

The two children have a good relationship, and the adults are naturally close. The two families always make appointments for weekend dinners and often travel together.

The so-called family dinner is actually a one-on-one precise communication. The two fathers are eating and drinking with wine glasses, while the mothers are discussing which custom shop has better skirts. Lan Shan looks around for a week, and finally turns his eyes slowly. , and Bai Zhou with an innocent face.

Bai Zhouyi, three years old, two months and seven days old, has not yet learned how to use adult tableware.

Lan Shan and him blinked and confronted each other for a moment, then compromised: "Well, it seems that your mother doesn't plan to care about you anymore."

He dug a large spoonful of rice for Bai Zhouyi, and then struggled to scoop out the soy sauce from the boiled fish.

"I want to eat water and egg bibimbap." Bai Zhou blinked.

Lan Shan looked at the steamed eggs far away in the diagonal line: "...you really know how to eat."

Lan Shan couldn't turn the roulette, so he could only jump off the baby stool and go around the distance with the bowl.

When he returned with the honor of the egg, Bai Zhouyi was already in crisis.

The two fathers finished talking about international affairs and turned their eyes back to their cubs.

Lan Shan ran away and escaped, but Bai Zhouyi was caught by the adults, talking nonsense.

However, Bai Zhou was afraid of people. When there were many people, he always talked less. After a few questions, he just kept his mouth shut and didn't answer a word.

Lan Junsheng teased him: "If you are so silent, you won't be able to marry a wife in the future."

"What do you guys know?" Zheng Yuan patted her husband and smiled, "Girls really like handsome guys who don't talk much."

"How old are you? You are so anxious to tell Zhou Yi about peach blossoms. I'm afraid it's not about getting married." Pan Shi looked at her son who was eating quietly, and also laughed. "What is Baby Kiss?" Lan Shan finally returned to his position, and Bai Zhou stretched out his hand and pulled him up forcefully, asking.

"It is to reserve someone for you first, and she will become your wife when she grows up." Lan Shan sat down with difficulty, poured the water egg into the rice, and mixed it hard.

Bai Zhouyi was thoughtful, and after a few seconds, he raised his head and announced loudly, "I want to make a baby kiss."

"Oh?" The adults at the dinner table all turned their heads, Zheng Yuan smiled: "Who does Zhou Yi want to marry."

Lan Shan was working hard to mix the rice, when he heard the words, he stopped hesitantly.

He had an intuition that this little bastard was about to say something strange again.

Lan Shan was in a bad mood, so he hurriedly dug up a mouthful of rice and sent it to Bai Zhouyi's mouth.He wanted to stop Bai Zhouyi's mouth, but halfway through the meal, his clothes were pulled and his cheeks were pinched.

"He." Bai Zhouyi pinched Lan Shan's cheeks like a digital ball, and announced, "I want to marry Lan Shan. We have agreed that he will be my wife!"

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