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Chapter 4 You're Not Stupid, You're Just Not Smart!

Because of Bai Zhouyi's "children's words without restraint", Lan Shan laughed out loud, and the honor was assigned to Bai Zhouyi's baby kiss.

When Jin Feng was the child bride, Lan Shan even held up a spoon and pretended to feed Bai Zhouyi. Such virtuous behavior won the love of Bai Zhouyi's parents, and they laughed and said that the daughter-in-law, Bai Zhouyi, recognized her.

Bai's family recognized it, and Lan Shan was on fire. He put the bowl in front of Bai Zhouyi angrily and said, "Eat it yourself."

I hope to regain some dignity as an independent person through this.

However it didn't help.

Even if Bai Zhou obediently picked up the spoon and tried his best to paste the rice on his face with that heavy iron block, it would only prove that the child listened to his wife since he was a child?ear.

Amidst the laughter, Lan Shan's straightening plan failed, not only failed, but also lost himself.

Lan Shan was disheartened, but Lan Shan still did not intend to give up, he immediately formulated a new plan.

"Tomorrow, do you want to go down and play?" Lan Shan asked, "There are many children in the community, you can play with them."

"No." Bai Zhouyi said, "I'm going to bathe the digital ball tomorrow."

Lan Shan didn't know what to do with the digital ball, so he looked at Bai Zhouyi, who was full of cheeks, and said, "I'll feed you as soon as you go."

After thinking about it, Bai Zhou readily agreed, "Okay."

He put down the big spoon that didn't work well, and opened his mouth wide in comfort.

Lan Shan took out two tissues and wiped his face clean like wiping the table.

Lan Shan had a good idea. He thought that Bai Zhouyi was too withdrawn, always bored in the room and ignored people, and his growing environment lacked color, so he grew crooked in silence.

Embrace your peers, embrace your enthusiasm, and embrace tomorrow.

Lan Shan cheered secretly, even the mosquito coils, he would also give them long strips.

However, he miscalculated again. Bai Zhouyi went downstairs as promised, took Lan Shan to buy two bubble gums, and then when the children started playing games, Xinxinran ran to the side and sat down, and took out the bubble gum from his pocket. What, not moving.

Lan Shan took a closer look, and the unlucky kid actually brought down the number ball.

Bai Zhouyi was blowing bubbles and playing with the ball, without any intention of blending into the group.

Lan Shan decided to drag this lonely cub into the children's pile, he turned and went to Bai Zhouyi, but he was stopped just two steps away.

"Where are you going?" The person who stopped her was Niu Niu, the little girl who gave up her dream of Sailor Moon for 24 bubblegum. "The game starts now."

Niu Niu is very cute. Her mother likes to pin her hairpins, make her hair like a princess, and dress her up like a moving doll.

Next to Niu Niu, a stocky child also shouted: "The roles are all assigned, how can you play when you run away?"

"Wait for me! Or you guys play first." Lan Shan hurried to Bai Zhouyi and asked, "Aren't you going to play together?"

Bai Zhou shook decisively without raising his head.

The game is not as fun as the digital ball.

Not to mention.

"I don't know them." Bai Zhouyi said.

Lan Shan felt that it was still necessary for Bai Zhouyi to join some group activities. He knelt down, pinched Bai Zhouyi's face and forced his head up, facing the children: "The tall boy in the front is Da Zhuang, he is the leader of this group of children. The boss, the white dress beside him, the very beautiful child is Niuniu, she gave me the beautiful girl card, she is very cute, and has a good relationship with other children, you will definitely like her..."

Lanshan is earnest, just like re-starting a preschool education, one-on-one tutoring for autistic small class students.

However, the students did not cooperate.

"I don't like her, I don't think she's cute." Bai Zhou said vaguely when his face was pinched, he wrinkled his nose, and didn't like the experience of being pinched to meet "new friends", if it wasn't for the person pinching him It's Blue Mountain, it's his candy smuggler, and he's probably about to get mad.

Lan Shan's face turned green. He didn't expect that Bai Zhou would be fine if he didn't sing, but his sound was so sharp.

He wanted to reach out his hand to cover his mouth, but Bai Zhouyi's words had already resounded crisply in the square, being heard by other children.

Niu Niu's face turned pale, it was the first time that the cute and icy child met such a straightforward rejection.

In the world of children, not liking is equal to hating. Niuniu racked her brains and couldn't figure out why she was hated by a child she had never met before, so she curled her lips in grievance, and tears fell like broken threads.

"Why are you bullying people!" As soon as she cried, Da Zhuang became angry. As the "boss", he consciously assumed the responsibility of the big brother.Da Zhuang couldn't get used to this cold-faced stranger, but when Bai Zhou opened his mouth, he told Niu Niu to cry. He couldn't bear it, and demanded, "Apologize!"

Bai Zhou didn't even look at him, he broke away from the nothingness of the blue mountain, lowered his head and continued to spin the digital ball.

Lan Shan groaned in his heart. In the final analysis, he forcibly sold Amway to the donkey's hoof, and it was his fault.He hurried forward a few steps, took out the candy for a long time, handed it to Niu Niu, and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sister... no sister, don't cry, it's all wrong, my fault, my eyes are blind." I'm swollen from crying... Ouch, ancestor."

Lan Shan's apology was sincere, but unfortunately he didn't know much about techniques.

Niuniu took his candy and felt better at first, but when he heard that her eyes were swollen, she was so frightened that she raised her head and burst into tears again.

Lan Shan was petrified, he was at a loss when Niu Niu was crying, and wanted to wipe her tears, but he shaved her face red and cried even louder.

"You guys are in collusion!" Da Zhuang became even more angry, and he stepped forward to push Lan Shan violently.Lan Shan was unprepared, fell to the ground without standing still, and instinctively ouched.

In the distance, Bai Zhou raised his head keenly, and saw Lan Shan lying on the ground in all directions.

He squinted his eyes, put away the number ball, rushed over, grabbed Lan Shan, and stared at Da Zhuang while he was still slapping his ass: "Apologize."

"What are you looking at? Da Zhuang took a step forward, "Why should I apologize, you made Niuniu cry, you should apologize. "

As soon as Bai Zhou turned to Niu Niu, she cried a little bit miserably.

As soon as Bai Zhou took out the candy—it was given to him by Lan Shan just now, and he handed it to Niu Niu.

"I'm sorry." Bai Zhouyi said.

Niuniu took the candy, sobbed and said, "No, it's okay."

The triggering point of the contradiction is resolved, but the series of contradictions caused still exist.

Bai Zhou turned back to Da Zhuang: "We apologized, and you have to apologize too."

"I won't!" Da Zhuang refused.

Lan Shan patted his butt, he also remembered the kid Da Zhuang, he was so stubborn, he didn't listen to persuasion like a cow.

"Forget it." Blue Mountain said.

He thought, there is no need to haggle with children.

But he forgot that he had a fight with Bai Zhouyi as soon as he came back.

Lan Shan was going to pull Bai Zhouyi, but he was thrown away. He looked up and found that Bai Zhou's eyes were all narrowed, and his heart skipped a beat.

When the calf was finished, the other calf also became angry.

Squinting is Bai Zhou's habit when he gets angry. When he was in high school, a gangster slapped Lan Shan on the face, and said presumptuously, "The bitches are quite aggressive, and it must be fun to fuck."

As soon as Bai Zhou stopped Lan Shan, who was blowing his beard and holding up a chair, he let the gangster leave swaggeringly.After the man walked away, Lan Shan turned back angrily and asked him why he stopped him from beating him.Bai Zhou didn't answer, just squinted at the direction the gangster was leaving, took another deep look, and dragged Lan Shan away.

A month later, something happened to the gangster's family. It was said that his father had embezzled and got in, and the gangster also changed schools not long after.

When Lan Shan knew about this, he was receiving private tutoring from Bai Zhouyi, and his inexplicable sixth sense made him poke at Bai Zhouyi: "Does it have something to do with you?"

Bai Zhouyi calmly pointed to the workbook: "Do the questions."

That's what matters.

Lan Shan got excited, threw down the exercise book, and babbled Bai Zhou endlessly, asking "How did you do it?" "Didn't you steal someone's passbook?"

Bai Zhouyi didn't respond to his exclamation. He tapped his fingers on the table and said, "In the day after tomorrow, my aunt said that if I fail this time, I won't be allowed to go to training for a month."

Lan Shan was stupefied, he lowered his head and scribbled a few formulas, then suddenly raised his head and asked, "Is it because of what happened before, are you still angry?"

As soon as Bai Zhou watched him finish writing a question quietly, he picked up his pen to circle a few steps that were missed or missed.

He made a stroke and ran out of ink, so he bent down and grabbed Lan Shan's hand, resting his chin on his temples, and led him to circle a few mistakes before saying, "His mouth is too dirty."

Lan Shan raised his eyes, and almost bumped into Bai Zhou's lips between his forehead, and saw that thin line was tightened, and the tail was sharply slanted.

Bai Zhouyi was still angry.

The angry Bai Zhouyi was not easy to provoke, and he liked to vent his anger. That day he forced Lan Shan to do three sets of papers, which made Lan Shan dazzled.

Recalling that moment, Lan Shan felt lingering fear.

The angry Bai Zhou is like a cow, stubborn and difficult to coax.

I'm afraid it will be difficult today.

Sure enough, as soon as Lan Shan lost his thoughts, he saw Bai Zhou take half a step forward and push Da Zhuang to the ground.

He was quick and ruthless, Da Zhuang was stunned for a second, then reacted with rage, jumped up and rushed towards Bai Zhouyi.

Bai Zhouyi held his hand without flinching.The two children wrestled together.

"Hey, don't fight." Lan Shan tried to break the fight, but someone's hand came over, and he slapped him not lightly or hard.

"Grass." Lan Shan died of depression, he bought the candy, he apologized, and he was the one who suffered the beating.

His temper has also come up, these brats, whatever they like, he doesn't care.

As it turns out, adults still have some responsibility, especially if you're the only adult present.

Da Zhuang and Bai Zhou wrestled, and the digital ball couldn't stay any longer. During the fight, it was squeezed out of the pocket and fell to the ground.

Lan Shan and Bai Zhou's expressions changed drastically at the same time.

As soon as Bai Zhou let go of Da Zhuang, he wanted to bend down to pick it up, but the ball happened to fall by Da Zhuang's feet. Da Zhuang stepped back and lifted his foot, and was kicked out by it.

The number balls flew and landed on the top of the artificial waterfall.

Bai Zhouyi: ...

Blue Mountain:……

Bai Zhou's face turned ruthless, he threw Da Zhuang to the ground with all his strength, turned around and ran towards the waterfall.

"You—" Da Zhuang got up and wanted to chase angrily.

Lan Shan stopped him: "Why did you kick the ball away?"

"I didn't kick it on purpose!" Da Zhuang said loudly, "Another broken ball, what's the matter?"

"That's his birthday present." Lan Shan stared at him, "Do you want your birthday present to be kicked away?"

"I—" Da Zhuang's momentum weakened, he turned his head and looked over, Bai Zhou stood under the waterfall and looked up, he realized that he had done something wrong.

Da Zhuang panicked, his eyes turned red.

Lan Shan patted him, "Remember to apologize to Zhou Yi when you take the ball down."

He didn't have time to comfort the flustered child, he was already running towards the waterfall while talking.

"Wait." Da Zhuang wanted to call someone to stop him, but Lan Shan had already rushed out. Da Zhuang looked at the towering waterfall, sniffed, and cried, "How can this be taken down..."

The man-made waterfall is located in the center of the community, which is in line with the garden concept of the community. It is realistic and mighty. The splash of water in summer will cause some exclamations and make people come to Shuilian Cave in a trance.

Bai Zhou stood under the waterfall, raised his head and clenched his fists.

The good news is that the artificial waterfall is now without water.

The bad news is that the wall is too high. When Bai Zhou looked at it, he felt that five of them would not be able to reach the top.

But the number ball is on the top, his favorite number four ball, Bai Zhou pursed his lips, and slapped the stone wall with his hands.

Before climbing up with all his strength, he was stopped by the rushing Lanshan.

"I'll do it." Lan Shan grabbed him and said, "I'm good at this."

Before Bai Zhou could react, he grabbed the protrusion of the rock wall and jumped into the middle of the rock wall a few times.

Watching the blue mountain go up a few more times, almost to the height of two of us, Bai Zhou raised his head as if waking up from a dream, and shouted: "I don't want the ball anymore—you...you come down!"

At the same time, Zidui also rushed to this side. When he saw the blue mountain sticking to the wall like a spiderman, he gasped and cried out in surprise, and cried in fright again in the blink of an eye.

Lan Shan heard the children running from below, screaming constantly, but he didn't care, and only focused on the fulcrum in front of him.

The waterfall wall is a bit high for a child, but it is only about four meters, which is incomparable with the [-]-meter rock wall he has climbed with bare hands before.

Even though he fell to his death before climbing...

But four meters, after all, it is impossible to fall to death.

Lanshan climbed to the top smoothly and got the number ball.But he soon realized a problem.

How to get down?

Rock climbing is a sport that can only go up and down. Reaching the top is victory, and the downhill is usually assisted by machinery or belayers, so there is basically no need for rock climbers to worry about it.

There is also the kind of indoor rock climbing without a protection rope, jumping directly to the top, but that kind of type, there will be a cushion protection underneath.

Lan Shan was holding on to the top of the wall, unable to move an inch. He looked down, and Bai Zhou stared at him unblinkingly. His eyes moved to the left. The brick floor would not be too soft no matter what.

A three-and-a-half-year-old child's arm strength is not strong, and Lan Shan is still holding the number ball with one hand. He judges that he will not last long. Instead of falling unprepared, it is better to sit up and prepare to jump directly.

Making up his mind, Lan Shan let go and turned around, leaping down amidst the child's exclamation.

He landed steadily, landing on one knee, as graceful as a gymnast taking a curtain call.

But when he got up, his bloody knee revealed a glaring lack.

Looking at the colorful knees, Bai Zhou gasped, his eyes turned red instantly, Niu Niu was frightened and cried again, even Da Zhuang sniffed, shouted sorry, and officially joined the crying lineup.

Amidst the wailing, Lan Shan slowly raised his head, his face twisted.

"His grandma's." He hissed in pain, "Which novice lays bricks, how could there be a bulge!"

Although the digital ball was returned to Zhao, and Lan Shan also graciously accepted Da Zhuang's apology, but Bai Zhouyi didn't intend to stop there.

He wiped away the tears from his eyes, dragged Lan Shan to Da Zhuang's house, raised his head and asked for "medical expenses" calmly, regardless of the family's adult who was amused by the serious look of the thigh-high Tuanzi, and insisted on demanding compensation.

In the end, Bai Zhouyi successfully claimed the iodophor band-aid and cotton swabs. He dragged Lan Shan, who protested "it's okay" and "I have hands", and insisted on helping him apply the medicine.

Lan Shan resisted to no avail, so he had no choice but to watch Bai Zhouyi put on medical gloves of countless sizes, and dip a cotton swab with iodophor.

"I'm really fine. Is this wound as big as a mosquito bite? It's not necessary...I'm in pain every day—help——"

Lan Shan cried out in pain. He doesn't hate being injured, but he hates disinfection after injury. Premeditated pain is simply slow murder. He has learned to hide wounds since he was a child and refuses to disinfect.

However, Bai Zhouyi was always able to catch the injured Lan Shan, chasing and applying the red and purple potion, and Lan Shan screamed in pain every time. Looking at Bai Zhouyi's slow movement of twisting the bottle cap, Lan Shan gasped and sobbed. Shan even suspected that he had a tendency to have S when he was young, and he took the knife on himself before officially stepping into that mysterious field.

In the future, Bai Zhouyi will grow into a ruthless "wound disinfectant", but now he is still a rookie on the road.

Looking at the blue mountain that was churning like a pig, Bai Zhou shook his hand a few times and asked at a loss, "Does it hurt?"

Lan Shan sobbed: "You try?"

"I can't try, I'm not injured." Bai Zhou shook his head, seeing Lan Shan's face wrinkled in pain, he remembered how his mother hugged him while coaxing him when he was scratched, and he had an idea.

Lan Shan was still wiping away his tears. He had the smell of medicine on his hand, and it got into it when he rubbed his eyes. Now he couldn't stop his tears, crying so much, he was so embarrassed.

With tears in his eyes, he suddenly felt a few gusts of cool wind blowing over the hot wound, and the gentle air flow relieved the pain.

He lowered his head, and Bai Zhou half-knelt beside the bed, pouted, and blew air on his knees like a blower.

"what?"

Bai Zhou waited until he finished blowing in one breath, and said during the breath: "Mom

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