Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

Bai Zhouyi and Lan Shan were sitting side by side on the sofa, the two fat babies had the same red marks on their cheeks - pinched out, and their eyes were similarly moist - caused by pain.

They each occupied a corner of the sofa, and turned their heads away from each other in disgust, as if looking at them was an insult to themselves.

"Okay." Pan Shi smiled and poured juice for the two angry children, and she pushed the cups in front of the two children, "After drinking this cup, let's make up."

Bai Zhou bowed his head and examined it carefully, then said calmly, "I want that cup, more."

Pan Shi smiled: "Lan Lan is a guest, the master must treat guests well."

Bai Zhou pursed his lips: "You are mother."

It means that you should not favor Lan Shan, and your mother should stand on your side.

The kid is quite possessive.

Lan Shan pouted.

Before Pan Shi could speak, Lan Shan moved forward first, and adjusted the two glasses of fruit juice with lightning speed. Regardless of Bai Zhouyi, he picked up the exchanged glass and drank it by himself.

"Oh." Pan Shi was so cute when Xiao Lanshan drank from a big cup with half of his face in his hands, so he knelt down and rubbed his face, "Lanlan is so sensible."

Lan Shan didn't swallow the juice, and almost vomited.

Without saying a word, Bai Zhou moved forward, picked up his cup and drank without saying a word, as if he was angry with someone.

Of course, the three-year-old Bai Zhouyi looked like a porcelain doll, and was very cute when he was angry. Pan Shi quickly let Lan Shan go and rubbed the little Bai Zhouyi's face instead.

Lan Shan squinted at Pan Shi pinching Bai Zhouyi's cheeks, and at the same time lowered his head, saying something with a smile.

This future godmother is always cheerful, her smile is like her permanent skin, looking at it can make people feel good one day.

Lan Shan once thought that nothing could make this optimistic woman give up her smile, but he had indeed seen her sad.

It was after Bai Zhouyi's father was sent to the hospital by anger, Lan Shan, who rushed to visit with a fruit basket, saw Pan Shi leaning against the wall tiredly outside the ward, holding a mobile phone to contact someone.

The phone was not connected, Pan Shi was stunned for a moment, stroked her disheveled hair, and slowly sat down against the wall. The screen of her mobile phone was not turned off, and Lan Shan could see the words "Zhouyi Baby" on it from a distance.

So Lanshan Gate didn't enter, he handed the fruit basket to the nurse, then bought a plane ticket and flew to the city where Baizhou was located.

Then it broke.

Lan Shan put the cup on the table with a snap, expressionless.

I don't know if this unfilial son went back to confess his mistakes to his old mother after his death.

If there is, then it is worth a little bit.

if there is not……

Just thinking about the ending, Lan Shan trembled with anger.

"Hey, let me just say, this naughty boy, Lan Shan, is not sleeping, he just came here to play with Zhou Yi." He was angry, and a woman pushed the door and came in. She had a bright smile and looked very familiar.

Of course they are familiar, Lan Shan is not yet unable to recognize his own mother.

Zheng Yuan came in with a smile, and handed the bag in her hand to Pan Shi: "I bought some more glutinous rice cakes, and I want to give Zhou Yi a taste too."

"Didn't you agree to come to my house to get apricots?" The neighbor came, Pan Shi let go of Bai Zhouyi, got up and took the bag and said angrily, "Why haven't you picked up the things yet, let's unload the goods first...Let's go! Get the apricots."

"It's not a barter, it's not difficult to collect." Pan Shi talked and laughed with her, and walked to the storage room.

There were only two children left in the living room.

Lan Shan glanced at Bai Zhou, and he had finished drinking the juice. Most of his anger subsided, and he felt embarrassed.

He's an adult, what's the deal with kids?

Looking at Bai Zhou's rounded side face, Lan Shan wanted to poke him twice and offered to apologize.

Halfway up his hand, Bai Zhou suddenly turned his head and caught Lan Shan squarely.

"What are you doing?" Lan Shan put down his hand calmly, preemptively and confidently.

Bai Zhou stared at him without blinking his round eyes, making Lan Shan wonder if he had offended this unpredictable young man again.

"I'm sorry." Bai Zhouyi finally blinked and said, "I hit you, that's wrong."

"It's okay." Lan Shan was a little surprised at such a young child's ability to actively reflect, but when he thought it was Bai Zhouyi, he felt relieved and waved his hand generously, "It's okay, you didn't win the fight either."

Bai Zhou pursed his lips, looking like he wanted to argue about the concept of "winning", but he persuaded himself in the end, and just looked at Lanshan quietly, as if he was waiting for something.

Lan Shan didn't know what Bai Zhouyi was waiting for, and he couldn't help asking, "What do you think I'm doing?"

Bai Zhou curled his lips, feeling unhappy again, but remembering what his mother said about tolerance and patience... He decided to give Lan Shan another chance: "It's your turn."

Lan Shan suddenly realized that he was waiting for his apology.

"I'm sorry." Blue Mountain said smoothly, "I shouldn't have touched your… digital ball without permission."

"It's okay." Bai Zhou nodded, forgiving his rudeness generously.

Lan Shan watched Xiao Baizhou's stern Baozi face spread out quickly after he accepted the apology, and couldn't help teasing him: "Then can you play digital ball for me in the future? After I ask you to agree."

"No." Xiao Baizhou refused decisively, "The digital ball belongs to me, so I don't agree."

Lan Shan said: "...OK."

Just at this moment, Zheng Yuan was about to go back to cook, and told Lan Shan to leave. Lan Shan jumped off the sofa, said goodbye to Pan Shi, and left Bai Zhou's family after being rubbed again.

"Why is your face so red?" As soon as the door was closed, Zheng Yuan's attitude changed 180 degrees, and she asked with a straight face, "Are you bullying Zhouyi again?"

"It can't be called bullying." Lan Shan was dissatisfied, "At most it can be called fighting! Oops!"

Before he finished speaking, he received a violent shudder on the head.

"Slick tongue." Zheng Yuan opened the door while teaching, "Zhou Yi is a younger brother, you have to let him go, and you can't keep running on others just because they are not as smooth as you."

Bai Zhouyi didn't like to talk since he was a child, and he could only speak some simple words when he was three years old. His parents were very worried. Everyone in the courtyard said that the child's language talent was not good. Only Lan Shan, who grew up together, knew that this guy was not good Will say, just too lazy to speak.

Every time they quarreled, as soon as Bai Zhou, who can't speak, spoke clearly, Lan Shan never won the quarrel.

Zheng Yuan's words reminded Lan Shan of his tragic childhood of repeated defeats. He never admitted that he was unreasonable, and only protested with his forehead that was knocked sorely: "Why is Bai Zhouyi so unlucky? Ruthless, don't always underestimate others."

He shuddered again, covered his head and yelled.

During dinner, Lan Shan tried several times, and came to the conclusion that he had indeed returned to the age of three, rather than crossing into some strange parallel world.His mother is still the hot-tempered boss of the family, his father is still a hard-working social animal, his bamboo horse...

Annoying as always, even more irritating now than when he grew up.

After Lan Shan finished his meal, he went to Bai Zhou's family to play for a while.Bai Zhouyi was still swinging the digital ball, so he didn't pay much attention to him.

On the way, Bai Zhouyi's father came back. This man was unlucky, he found a job working overtime before the introversion started, and he was busy every day until night before returning home.

Lan Shan watched him sit down at the dining table, tired but energetic, and told Zheng Yuan about today's work, and couldn't bear to look away.

The doctor said that he was permanently disabled. At that time, he had just been promoted to the chairman of the board, but he was brutally smashed to pieces when he was a late bloomer. After a year of glory, he was hospitalized.

Lan Shan turned his head, the digital ball was set up, and Bai Zhou sat cross-legged, quietly inspecting the results.

If Bai Zhouyi hadn't had that fight with his father...

Lan Shan's heart moved, and an outrageous plan took shape in his mind.

"...The clothes rail is broken." In the distance, Pan Shiju said, "I have to buy a new one."

"No need..." Bai Zhou took a bite of his father's food, and said decisively, "I'll straighten it later."

Lan Shan's eyes were sharp, and he repeated solemnly: "Break him straight."

Bai Zhouyi was looking at the neat earth array with satisfaction, when he suddenly felt a chill behind him.

He turned his head sharply, and saw Lan Shan staring at him like a wolf with knife-like eyes.

Xiao Baizhou pursed his lips and silently blocked the number ball behind him.

Lan Shan looked at Xiao Zhou's vigilant movements and calmed down his excitement.

calm.

He is now in Bai Zhouyi's heart, and his status is far lower than that of the dead object digital ball.

You have to gain trust and think long term.

Lan Shan made up his mind. For this reason, he didn't even make a study plan in his third year of high school, so he made a detailed task list when he got home.He is like tackling key problems and fighting monsters. He counts number balls and drinks juice and milk with Bai Zhou every day...

Lan Shan's unremitting efforts quickly borne fruit. When he returned to the age of three and a half months and one day, Bai Zhouyi finally picked up the digital balls and allowed Lan Shan to have intimate contact with them.

Lan Shan was greatly encouraged. This was a sign that Bai Zhou's favorability with him had greatly increased, and it was also a banner for the start of the next phase of the plan.The well-planned Lan Shan couldn't wait to run to Bai Zhou's family with the small blackboard he had written long ago, and slapped it in front of Bai Zhouyi, who was three years old, one month old and one day old.

He is impassioned, smug, and gearing up.

But he forgot, Bai Zhou couldn't understand it.

Three-year-old Bai Zhouyi is still illiterate.

Bai Zhou pursed his lips and looked at the blackboard, lowered his eyes in a lack of interest, and continued to play with the number ball.

Lan Shan's heart skipped a beat, realizing a very serious problem.

Is your three-year-old literate?

Seeing that Bai Zhouyi was about to turn his back again, Lan Shan tried his best to turn the tide: "Zhouyi, come, let me tell you about your life plan."

"People, ginseng, plan, planning, what is that?" Bai Zhou tilted his head.

"It's how many sets of digital balls you may have in the future." Lan Shan flickered.

Bai Zhouyi was very interested and sat upright.

However, Lan Shan is completely peddling dog meat. In the following narration, there is no shadow of the number ball. His life plan for Bai Zhouyi revolves around three things.

Become a mathematician, take good care of your parents, find a wife, and treat her well.

Very down-to-earth, full of well-meaning teachings from the wild father (self-confessed).

As soon as Bai Zhou was not interested in hearing it, he picked up the number ball and walked away without hearing half of it. He only raised his eyes when he heard the last point, and asked a question:

"How is it right?"

"Give her the number ball to play with." Lan Shan taught students in accordance with their aptitude.

"No!" Bai Zhouyi resolutely refused, he held the number four number ball hostilely, fearing that his "wife" whom he had never met would snatch it away.

"It's up to you to say no." Lan Shan patted the closet door hard, jumped up in pain, and bared his teeth while shaking his hands, "This is a life plan! It must be implemented!"

"No," Bai Zhou protested, "I don't even know what a wife is."

"Your mother is father's wife."

"Your dad or my dad?"

"Your father!" Lan Shan took another picture of the closet and said loudly, "My father has his own wife, don't talk nonsense."

"Oh." Bai Zhouyi nodded half-understanding. He held up the number ball and asked, "Does my wife like number balls?"

"It doesn't matter whether she likes the digital ball or not." Lan Shan said earnestly, "The most important thing is that you like her."

"Important." Bai Zhouyi shook his head firmly, "I don't like digital balls, I don't like them."

Lan Shan looked at Xiao Bai Zhouyi who was disgusted, and laughed angrily: "Are you awesome? Do you know how difficult it is to find a wife now? How many people can't find a wife with a lantern! It's good if the little girl wants to be with you, And pick and choose."

"Why can't you find a wife?" Bai Zhou didn't understand.

"Because." Lan Shan said, "there are many more boys than girls."

"Oh." Bai Zhou nodded, and said surprisingly, "Then you can find a boy as your wife."

"Impossible!" The blue mountain hair was blown up, he stepped forward and squatted down, ravaged Bai Zhouyi's cheek, gritted his teeth, "Catch it for me, it's only a few years old, and it's gone astray! No man! You can be a wife, but you can't! Remember, you can't!"

As soon as Bai Zhou was pinched by him, he grinned his teeth and was unhappy. While pushing him, he said vaguely: "Let me go, don't fight."

Lan Shan let him go and emphasized again: "You can't find a man as your wife."

"Why, you can't." Bai Zhou rubbed his face with the back of his fleshy hand, his cheeks were flushed, and he was very unconvinced, "If you can't find a female wife, you can find a male wife. Mom said this is a carrot and a hole."

"...Your mother will piss you off sooner or later!" Lan Shan stomped his feet angrily.

He thought of Bai Zhouyi who was hostile to him 16 years later, and said in a protective manner: "I have someone I like", and he refused to confess when he asked again, as if he was afraid that if he said it, he would find trouble with that person.

Fa Xiao, who has been together day and night for 19 years, got angry at himself because of a man.

Lan Shan was furious.

What male wife?

It's clearly a male vixen!

The more Lan Shan thought about it, the angrier he became, and even if he opened his mouth, he would vent his anger a little bit.

"Who do you want to be your male wife?" Lan Shan said angrily, "I want to see which male vixen you want to be your wife."

Bai Zhouyi couldn't understand the high-end term "male vixen", but he had his own ideas.

After a moment of contemplation, he raised his fleshy hand and pointed to Blue Mountain.

Lan Shan evaded by conditioned reflex, and after turning around, he had a face-to-face with the enchanting self in the mirror. He turned his head in disbelief: "You want to piss me off before you piss your mother off?"

"No." Xiao Baizhou was very calm, "I'm not angry with you, I want to help you."

"Help me..." Lan Shan had dirty words and couldn't say them.

Looking at the blue mountain with his hips turned into a puffer fish, Bai Zhouyi was suddenly amused. He laughed, happier than when he was posing with a digital ball.

"If it's so hard to find a wife, then you will definitely not be able to find it." Bai Zhouyi finished his music and persuaded methodically, "Then be my wife, I will treat you well, and the digital ball can also be played for you !"

The author says:

Xiaozhou [-]: Hi, my wife~