Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

Lan Shan fell backwards, watching the rock wall go away, his companion's exclamation was blurred in his ears.

He felt weightless, and heard someone say coldly in his ear:

"Did you know that anyone who loves free soloing will eventually die free soloing(1)."

Lan Shan remembered that it was in a movie theater, and the film was also called "Freehand Rock Climbing". Sitting next to him, Bai Zhou calmly repeated the lines in the film, and warned: "You should give up freehand rock climbing."

Lan Shan turned his head and met Shang Bai Zhou's dark pupils, the bottom of which was as bottomless as a still lake.

The revolving lantern changed the scene, and the blue mountain was still falling, and the scene in front of him suddenly changed.

As soon as Bai Zhou stood in front of him, his eyes, which were calm just now, had no affection at this moment.He said to Lan Shan coldly: "I'm gay, I don't want to hide it."

"You're crazy!" Lan Shan saw himself stepping forward angrily, grabbing his collar, "The selection of the national team representative will start soon. Are you making mistakes at this time, because you are afraid that others will not report your misconduct in your private life?"

Bai Zhouyi said, "It has nothing to do with you."

Lan Shan saw that he was getting more and more angry, and shouted: "Your father was sent to the hospital because of your anger, and your mother was in tears all day long, and she still couldn't contact you. I can only persuade you, but now you-"

Lan Shan was very angry, but Bai Zhouyi still had a calm expression on his face. He looked strange to Lan Shan, as if the person in front of him hadn't grown up together since he was a child, and he didn't seem to know him at all.

Lan Shan took a deep breath and lowered his voice: "Zhou Yi, you don't need to get yourself so far away from relatives and relatives, next weekend, you have a vacation, I will accompany you back, you go to see your dad, and apologize to him... ..."

"I don't apologize." As soon as Bai Zhou interrupted, he finally got a little emotional. Lan Shan couldn't understand, but felt that he was getting more and more indifferent, "I like someone, he is male, I like men, this is Nature. I did nothing wrong and I don't need to apologize to anyone."

Lan Shan wanted to persuade him again, but Bai Zhouyi no longer looked at him, and only said: "You go."

The back hit the ground, and the sound of the spine breaking was crisp.

All the noise dissipated, and Lan Shan lay down under the Langmie Rock, closing his eyes.

"Lanlan, mom is out, come back later..."

Lan Shan heard someone shouting from a distance, the voice was familiar.

He felt the harsh light shining on his face, burning his cheeks hot.

too hot.

Lan Shan struggled, he tried to open his eyes, and at the same time tried to turn his body, trying to escape from the heat source.

He turned over with all his strength—

Snapped.

Lan Shan fell to the ground hard.

The pain overcame the drowsiness, and Lan Shan finally opened his eyes.

The eyes are bright, the white gauze curtain is blown by the wind, hula ups and downs, the sun leaks from the bottom of the curtain and shines on the balcony.

Lan Shan looked up at the table, he probably fell from it just now.

It doesn't hurt, it's just...

Lan Shan gestured, wondering, why is this table so high?It's all over his eyebrows.

Does everything in heaven have to be made large?Still tailor-made a climbing platform for myself, a rock climbing enthusiast.

Lan Shan stared at the table, before he could figure it out, he heard someone shouting outside.

"Zhou Yi - Zhou Yi -"

Bai Zhouyi, why is he here, something happened to him?

Lan Shan was startled, before he could think, his body moved first.

He ran out from the door of the same larger room, struggled to unlock the door lock of the larger one, walked straight in the dark corridor, pushed open the unlocked door of the opposite room, and rushed towards the source of the sound.

"Bai Zhou—" Lan Shan stopped abruptly.

A child sat cross-legged in the room, with fifty balls neatly arranged in front of him.

The child with the ball was as big as a palm, and there was a faint blue light, which made the child's face glow, making the scene extremely absurd.

The three or four-year-old child put the last ball into the opening, turned his head slowly, and looked at the unexpected visitor quietly.

Those eyes were round and round, and those cheeks were round like a baby, but his calm expression and slightly frowned eyebrows made Lan Shan recognize his identity at once.

Bai Zhouyi——Three-year-old edition.

Lan Shan couldn't help taking a step back, and murmured: "No way."

"Heaven not only has a large version, but also a small version of Bai Zhouyi... It's so humorous, really too humorous."

Even though it was unbelievable, Lan Shan still bowed his head in disbelief, sweeping over his bulging belly and carrot-like short calves...

Even the voice has become childish...

Lan Shan took another step back, and the three-year-old Bai Zhou tilted his head to look at him, as if looking at a not-so-smart toy.

"No way." The three-and-a-half-year-old Lan Shan's voice was almost crying, "Small promotion, high school entrance examination, college entrance examination..."

"I'm going to do it again!!"

Bai Zhou looked at the screaming Lan Shan in front of him, straightened his head, and confirmed with a deadpan expression that this was a stupid toy.

It took Lan Shan a while to stop crying.He looked around and vaguely recognized that this was the Baizhou family from 16 years ago. He was observing when he suddenly heard brisk footsteps behind him.

"Lan Lan is here." Lan Shan felt his body lighten, Bai Zhouyi raised his head little by little, and his vision became farther away.

He was turned around, facing the woman who lifted him up.The man had crooked eyebrows and a straight nose, as if the time axis of the meat dumpling on the ground had been pulled back more than ten years, and the facial features were extended and softened, creating a standard beautiful face.

The woman smiled and said, "Come and play with our boat."

Of course we can't say that she is like Bai Zhouyi, how can I say that Lao Tzu is like a son, the seniority is messed up.

The woman's name is Pan Shi, who is Bai Zhouyi's mother and Lan Shan's mother's best friend. Later, with a pair of jade bracelets, she became Lan Shan's godmother.

The smiling Pan Shi in front of her was in stark contrast to the disheveled woman in the ward. Lan Shan was in a daze, and was picked up by her in a daze, and stuck at his elbow like a panda.

Pan Shi squeezed her face at the dazed Lan Shan, played with people like dough, and then looked down for her own dumplings.

Bai Zhou sensed the danger early in the morning when she was doing something to Lan Shan, grabbed his favorite toy ball, and ran away without a word.

"Little brat." Pan Shi laughed, walked around the ball, walked over in two or three steps, bent down and picked up Bai Zhouyi.

"Hmm..." Bai Zhouyi was trying to move when Pan Shi suddenly grabbed him back.He estimated the strength difference between himself and his mother, gave up struggling, and only hugged the toy in his hand tightly at the moment of flying into the air.He was picked up by Pan Shi, and met with Lan Shan who had already been "arrested" in the air.

Pan Shi put Lan Shan and Bai Zhou next to each other, their cheeks pressed against each other.

Lan Shan was squeezed out of his left eye with a bewildered expression, while Bai Zhou squeezed his right eye indifferently.

Looking at the two cubs whose combined age did not exceed double digits, Pan Shi burst into laughter.

"Oh, how cute, the little dumpling of childhood sweethearts."

Lan Shan was carried by her, and the future rock climbing star was starved of oxygen one meter above the ground—he was strangled.

He rolled his eyes and yelled, the vague tone made Pan Shi laugh out loud, and Bai Zhou blocked his ears.

"Look down!" Lan Shan kicked his legs to protest, "I'm so thick that I'm going to die."

Probably seeing Lan Shan's suffocation, Pan Shi teased a few more words and put the two children down.

Bai Zhouyi and Lan Shan fell into a ball, and they were inseparable as brothers and sisters.

"You guys play first, I'm going to cook." Pan Shi smiled and bent down, "Be friendly to each other."

Pan Shi left, and Lan Shan patted his chest in shock. He had almost forgotten his childhood memories, and vaguely remembered that he was very fond of his godmother when he was a child, but he didn't expect it to be such a way.

Lan Shan regained his composure, turned his head and saw the red marks on Bai Zhou's face, and patted him sympathetically: "Brother, you have worked hard."

Bai Zhou slapped his hand off indifferently, then moved back to the edge of the ball pile, and put the ball in his hand back to the vacant position.

Lan Shan followed and saw the same ball formation on the ground, with a number printed on each ball.

As soon as Bai Zhou arranged them in order, 1-50, they were in order.

Lan Shan had some impressions of these balls. This was Bai Zhouyi's favorite toy. Other children were fighting with toy swords, so he sat on the side and arranged them.

Sometimes he forced Lanshan to withdraw from the killing lineup, and accompanied him to play the ball boringly.

Bai Zhouyi seems to have been very interested in rules and order since he was a child, but he did such deviant things when he grew up.

Lan Shan couldn't understand the grown-up Bai Zhouyi, but he still had some confidence in the little dumpling in front of him.

With this appearance, this unsmiling attitude, he and Bai Zhouyi should not be very familiar with each other at the moment, and they are in a state where he is chattering and Bai Zhouyi is facing each other coldly.

brat.

Lan Shan gritted his teeth lightly. He had forgotten that this person had been indifferent since he was a child, and he thought he had grown up with him for more than ten years, but he turned his face because of his sexuality in the end, and returned to the pre-liberation.

The three-and-a-half-year-old Lan Shan angrily ruffled his hair before liberation, snorted, and decided to get close to Xiao Baizhou first, very spinelessly.

"Zhouyi." He sat next to Bai Zhouyi and asked knowingly, "What is this?"

When Bai Zhou didn't speak, his mouth tightened.

Not happy anymore.

Lan Shan approached again, trying to play a curious three-and-a-half-year-old child: "They glow, is it magic?"

Bai Zhou paused, turned his head to look at Lan Shan seriously, as if he didn't understand why this noisy leather boy turned into a superstitious mentally handicapped person today.

"Light." Xiao Baizhou said concisely, with extreme indifference.

But Lan Shan was still greatly encouraged. He stretched out his hand to touch it: "Can I have a look, it's amazing..."

Snapped

He got hit on the hand.

Lan Shan was stunned, it didn't hurt, but it was very loud, which made him a little embarrassed, Lan Shan turned to look at Bai Zhouyi, who hadn't retracted the hand that hit him, and stared hard at himself with his mouth curled.

This look is very familiar, every time Bai Zhouyi is angry, he always looks like this, with three white eyes, staring at people coldly.

But this look is very strange to Lan Shan, Bai Zhouyi is rarely angry with him, Bai Zhouyi never gets angry with Lan Shan.

When Lan Shan fell from the top of the bookshelf and smashed the Lego model that Bai Zhouyi had been working on for half a month, the young Bai Zhouyi just said with a straight face: "Take it with your hand." Then when Lan Shan was about to deny the beating, he was tough He pulled it over, put the bandage in his hand, and disinfected the wound with povidone iodine.

When he didn't know the simplest basic calculation formula of Lanshan for five hours, the young Bai Zhou rubbed his frowning brows, wrote down another series of formulas on the paper, and said patiently: "Maybe the method is wrong, try another one." try."

Even when arguing about the topic of free-handed rock climbing, the young Bai Zhouyi would stop his emotions a moment before getting angry: "I am a little angry now, give me two days to sort out my emotions, and then we will talk about this matter."

To be really angry, I looked at Lan Shan with indifferent eyes... only that one time.

The time I confessed my homosexuality was also the time I broke up.

In front of him, 3-year-old Bai Zhouyi frowned and stared at him, but Lan Shan was filled with the indifference of 19-year-old Bai Zhouyi.

He suddenly remembered that there was something else behind the sentence "Let's go".

"If you can't accept it, then don't see each other again." Bai Zhouyi was very calm, as if saying, "Let's have dinner together tonight."

They never saw each other again, nor did they have a chance to see each other again.

Lan Shan felt a pain in his heart, and was stabbed by Xiao Bai Zhouyi's eyes

He jumped up as if in a state of stress, and put his chubby hands on his non-existent waist. The milk voice scolded angrily, "Are you angry with me!"

When Bai Zhou didn't speak, he pursed his lips, his round eyes turned into dead fish, and continued to stare at Lan Shan.

"Are you going to be angry with me for a toy?" Lan Shan's voice was louder.

"It's not a toy!" Bai Zhouyi was also angry, and fought back with a milky voice, "I tell you, yesterday, it was called a digital ball! You forgot!"

He spoke in reverse order, but his momentum was not weak at all.

"The number ball is the number ball!" Lan Shan pointed at it, "Now I want to play the number ball! Can you?"

When Bai Zhou didn't speak, he tilted his head and thought angrily.

Lan Shan waited patiently for three seconds, and was once again irritated by the disgust in Xiao Baizhou's eyes. He squatted down and roughly touched the digital ball that had just returned to its place.

Snapped

This time it's not a thug.

As soon as Bai Zhou sat up, he patted Lan Shan's face without hesitation. Lan Shan was caught off guard and fell back to the ground.

Lan Shan lay on his back, and the coldness of the floor reminded him of the pain of a broken spine. He covered his face and looked at Bai Zhouyi in disbelief: "You hit me!"

As soon as Bai Zhou sensed his anger, he vigilantly kept the number ball behind him.

Blue Mountain was very angry.

The first is sexual orientation, the male vixen who doesn't know where it came from, and the second is the number ball.

With a sore nose, Lan Shan lost his mind and jumped up to grab it: "Give it to me!"

Of course, Bai Zhouyi couldn't give it to him. Behind him was the digital ball. He grabbed Lan Shan who was rushing towards him, turned over, and fell to the floor with him.

Pan Shi hurried out of the kitchen when she heard screams and fighting.

Lan Shan and Bai Zhouyi had already fought together, Bai Zhou gritted his teeth and fought hard, and Lan Shan yelled angrily.

"You hit me! Bai Zhouyi never hits me! You are a fake Bai Zhouyi!"

"...Ah!! You still bite! Are you a dog!! Let go! Let go!!"

"Don't pull my hair...it hurts!"

"Let go, let go brat! Let me tell you, if Bai Zhouyi knows that you are treating me like this! All your digital balls will be thrown into the trash can, all of them!"

Three-year-old Bai Zhouyi was so yelled at by him that his head hurt, and he struggled to organize his words during the scuffle.

"you go……"

Lan Shan was hit on the nose, and hearing him say that, his nose suddenly felt sore.

He was pinned to the ground and forgot to fight back.

Lan Shan stopped fighting, and Bai Zhouyi also stopped fighting. He grabbed Lan Shan, thinking about whether to let go, and worried that this man would hit him a few more times when he got up, so he had to hold down first.He was still hesitating, but he saw Lan Shan covering his face suddenly, aggrieved fiercely:

"Why do you let me go...you are not allowed to let me go..."

The author says:

Lan Shan: Although I am a straight man, my bamboo horse must pamper me

(1) From the documentary "Freehand Rock Climbing"

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