[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

After walking around the underworld, I checked out several local scenic spots, visited Huangquan, passed Naihe, appreciated manzhu, and tasted the special drink on the Naihe Bridge - Mengpo soup (of course, it has no special effect).

After eating a perfect meal, I went to the [-]th floor of Hell to watch a very hellish magic show, such as bravely climbing the knife mountain, surfing the sea of ​​fire, taking a bath in a frying pan, these traditional programs that make people adrenaline surge won Nange's deep affection Praise, the background music of ghost crying and ghost howling is even more refreshing and very educational.

Afterwards, Nan Ge gave some advice very enthusiastically, and then walked happily under the eyes of these evil spirits who were moved (tong), excited (bu), tearful (yu) and zero (sheng).

After eating and having fun like this, with the assistance of countless hell staff (maybe it was a hindrance?), on the Ghost Festival, the busiest day in hell, Beiyou came to a marriage proposal in a trance.

On this day, the gate of ghosts is opened, and the boundary between the world and the underworld is infinitely blurred. Countless river lanterns entrusting the sorrow of the living are drifted into the underworld by the rivers of the world.Warm yellow lotus blossoms bloomed on the gloomy yellow spring, and even the blood-red manjusawa on the shore became gorgeous and affectionate.

Countless ghosts gathered on the shore, waiting for their own lotus to bloom in front of them, absorbing the thoughts of their loved ones from the warm firelight, inadvertently showing a smile, and there was a trace of life on the dead white and stiff cheeks.

Although some ghosts could not wait for this year's lantern due to various reasons, they wailed mournfully among the ghosts, and even got excited and wanted to snatch other ghosts' lanterns, but they were quickly handed over by ghost messengers who came after hearing the news. "Appease".

Nonsense, Mr. Hei Wuchang has explained it already,? Today is their emperor's big day, if someone makes a mistake, their emperor and empress will disappear.Then you have to move yourself, stand up and bear the anger of the emperor who has been single for tens of thousands of years, and don't get other ghosts involved.

Of course, Master Heiwuchang's words are not so straightforward, but they are all men, no, male ghost, how could they not understand what he meant.

Hiss~ I have been single for tens of thousands of years, this desire/fire, ah no, this anger, let alone a few of them, even Yan Jun would not dare to confront him, the ashes that should not be burned are all gone.

For the sex/blessing of their superiors, even though they have been working overtime for several months, all the ghosts still use their energy to marry their wives to make sure that there is no mistake.

Forget River, the upper reaches of Huangquan, Beiyou and Nange stood side by side, silently looking at the rare human lights below.Suddenly, large expanses of fireworks bloomed above their heads, and the faint blue flames exploded completely with a "bang", and then scattered into dots of fireflies and slowly fell on them.

"Nan Ge, are you willing to marry me? From now on, share the throne with me, govern the Netherworld together, and swear by my god name."

He said it, and he really said it.

Before, Nan Ge felt that Bei You was acting weird these past few days. When he asked him, he hesitated to speak, and his eyes were evasive.

Back to business, why didn't I mention it when I was playing with her before, didn't I have a great time sharing it?Why, they merged as soon as they arrived in the underworld?

Based on Nange's understanding of Beiyou, he definitely has something to hide from her.Although his tone was strict and he couldn't ask anything, other people in the underworld were different.

Sensing that the people around her were busy and treated her more respectfully, some of the shallow faces were still showing suppressed joy, Nan Ge probably guessed what Beiyou was up to.

If it's really what she thinks, then she should.In the past two years, I have traveled through the underworld, seen the scenery, tasted the good things, and beaten the villains. It is really good to have someone by my side.

Moreover, she was not unintentional towards Beiyou.

It's just that she never expected that Bei You would be so determined to propose marriage on the day of the Ghost Festival, even Nan Ge, who had lived for several lifetimes, would show up.

Place of proposal: Wangchuan, the underworld.

Time: Hungry Ghost Festival.

Object: Emperor Fengdu.

Fireworks: ghost fire.

Haha, Nan Ge couldn't help laughing dryly, let alone, it really has the characteristics of the underworld.

Seeing that Nan Ge didn't recover, Bei You couldn't help but feel uneasy. Could it be that he failed again this time?

"If you don't want to..." I'll beg again, and next time, until you are willing to do it.

"I am willing!" Nan Ge interrupted him.

Forget it, do as the Romans do, the Hungry Ghost Festival should be the Hungry Ghost Festival, she hinted to herself that it should be Qixi Festival.

"!"

Realizing what Nan Ge said, Bei You subconsciously opened her eyes wide and looked at her in disbelief.

"I...you...just now..." He was incoherent and didn't know what to say.

"Fool, is the mouth used for talking at this time?"

Without waiting for Beiyou's reaction, she put her arms around Beiyou's neck and pressed him down, then kissed him heavily, and taught him what the mouth is for.

Under the sky full of fireworks, the freshly baked fiancee are kissing passionately. Although the surrounding environment is not sunny, the sweet atmosphere between the two of them is very warm to the ears.

"This, how is this possible, the empress is actually the one who moved?" His Majesty was even kissed forcibly!

King Qin Guang was in a trance, and he couldn't believe that his majestic and domineering majesty, Fu Gang, was so depressed.

"What's the matter, the poor monk is very happy to see the emperor."

The Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who was pulled to watch the excitement, looked at the pair of Bi people in front of him, twirled the beads and said with a smile.

After staying in this underworld for a long time, even if he is a monk, he is still gratified to finally see a happy event made in heaven.

"You do not understand!"

King Qin Guang shook his head complicatedly.

"Yes, Bodhisattva, you don't understand!" King Biancheng also nodded with a sad face.

After all, it is a monk, so how can they understand that it is a pain in the ear for a man to see his boss.

Not only was the majesty of the boss shattered in their hearts, but as men, they also felt the same way, and their hearts were sympathetic.Moreover, His Majesty's family status can be seen from here. In the future, they will have another boss to please. By? The voice of humble social animals.

Others also responded one after another, looking at Jizo meaningfully.

Jizo felt that he had been insulted inexplicably, and the smile on his face could hardly be maintained.

Fortunately, Beiyou, who was obsessed with the empress and could not extricate himself from it, finally divided his attention, and took Nan Ge to his palace with a thought.This group of unscrupulous subordinates who have nothing to do, and who are not too serious about watching the excitement, are thrown here to blow the cold wind.

Afterwards, the underworld reveled for a whole month, the emperor's empress wedding. It was the first time that the underworld, which has always been known for its spooky spookiness, was so lively. Offered sincere blessings.

After the wedding, just as Beiyou promised earlier, Nan Ge will rule the underworld together with him.

At the beginning, Beiyou had a noble status, but he didn't participate in political affairs, which caused many moths to appear in the underworld. Although a lot of them were cleaned up later, it is difficult to guarantee that they will not reappear after a long time.

So, with the full support of Beiyou, Nan Ge, who had been a queen and queen, started a drastic reform.First, there was an official assessment, and many unqualified officials were dismissed, and some inappropriate or useless official positions were removed, and other official positions were created.Then, just like the human imperial examinations, many capable and good characters were collected from the ghosts to fill the vacancies.At the same time, regular assessments will be carried out on them, and their positions will even be transferred to avoid breeding corruption after a long time.

Although many ghosts disagreed at the beginning and received great resistance, they were all suppressed by Beiyou.In the face of absolute strength, the others are just floating clouds.

The life of the gods is long, and ten thousand years are fleeting in the blink of an eye. Nan Ge, who is rarely idle, plays her piano.It was made from the sacred wood that Beiyou specially cut down in Kunlun, and it took more than a dozen of it to be broken before finally making such a one that he was quite satisfied with.

Nan Ge still remembered Beiyou's childish smile when she received the piano, saying that she had broken her sword, but now that he was by her side to protect her, there was no need for such things.So he gave her a qin made by himself, and asked her to play it all the time and miss him all the time.

The melodious sound of the piano sounded, and it was still a familiar melody. It was a tune that Nan Ge had played for several lifetimes after the first World Academy.As for the person listening to the qin beside her, she raised her head to meet the eyes that did not conceal the affection in the heart of the scholar, and her heart trembled suddenly like the strings at her fingertips.

Why has she never realized that everyone by her side has a very different personality and a different face, but the pair of eyes that have been staring at her are exactly the same.

The same hotness, the same affection, one look for a lifetime.

"Zheng!"

The strings of the qin were broken, and the beautiful music came to an abrupt end, but Nan Ge couldn't care about the most precious qin in the past.She stood up holding the table and looked at Beiyou in disbelief: "Who the hell are you? Should I call you Beiyou, Huang Yaoshi, Baiyu, Jinchanzi or Shuimu?"

She should have thought of it a long time ago, even if she would fall in love with someone else, how could it be such a coincidence that every world would have such a congenial person who could connect with her soon after meeting?

The sea of ​​people is vast, and it is a great fate to meet one, not to mention that she has met so many, each of whom has a deep love for her.

It would make sense to say they were all the same person.

It's a pity that she couldn't wait for the answer. The moment she finished speaking, the world spun and her eyes went dark.The moment before she fell down, she was hugged into a hug that was not warm enough, but it was very reassuring. Unfortunately, she only had time to smile at him, and then lost consciousness.

The heavenly palace filled with fairy mist, the majestic Qionglou Yuyu, and the undefeated exotic flowers and grasses are the immortal dwellings that cannot be described even in the most beautiful words in the world.

There is no distinction between day and night in Tiangong, and every day is as bright as day every year.

The Bailian-like Milky Way surrounds the entire Tiangong, which is vast and boundless, and there are countless stars in it.

These stars seem to be sleeping, as they breathe, they flicker and flicker, flickering and flickering.

The tide ebbs and flows, and stars are washed ashore from time to time.In this way, thousands of years and tens of thousands of years have passed, and the stars scattered all over the place on both sides of the bank are colorful, like clear gems.After years of washing and erosion by the Tianhe River, the fallen star dust has formed a thick layer of soft and delicate sand on the riverbed and both sides.

Some planetesimals are unlucky, being covered under fine sand, blocking the light.Therefore, if someone looks at each other from a distance in the mortal world, they will find that some stars are extraordinarily dim, and what's more, they merge into the night and become invisible.

On the bank of the Tianhe River, surrounded by stars, there is a white jade palace, exquisite and gorgeous, but it is frosty white, which looks too deserted.

This is the residence of the ancient god Yunhua.

The goddess resting on the table propped up her forehead, her cloud-like temple hair was scattered, and a few wisps fell mischievously on her snow-white cheeks, giving off the lazy beauty of a begonia sleeping in spring.

It's a pity that no one knows the violent fluctuations in her heart at this moment.

It's over, it's over, she actually shot her junior brother, and more than once.Thinking of the previous vows, Yunhua felt a pain in the face.

What's even more hopeless is that she actually finds it really fragrant.

It turned out that both Yunhua and Beichen were ancient gods, beloved by the heavens and the earth, and they both worshiped and practiced under Dao Zun's sect.It's just that Yunhua entered the school first, so he became a senior sister, and Beichen naturally became a junior junior brother.

Since there is only a female disciple under Dao Zun's school, Yun Hua, who is more delicate than other senior brothers, and Bei Chen was brought back by Master as a closed disciple after he was born, so he can be said to have been brought up by Yun Hua since he was a child. .

From this we can see how terrified Yunhua was when he heard his junior brother confess.It really means that I treat you as my son, but you want to be your own father.Yunhua was raising a younger brother, not Tong Yangfu, so she thought she had a pure heart for her younger brother, so she naturally refused in a righteous manner.Of course, if it is useful, there will be no later incidents.

After being blocked for hundreds of years, Yunhua finally lost to his junior brother.In order to make him completely give up, I made a bet with him.

This bet is that the two of them seal their divine power and memory, and plunge into a small world together.If she falls in love with him and can stay with him for a lifetime, then they will be reincarnated in another small world, and they will continue to reincarnate like this until she finds out that they are the same person in one life.

It looks simple, but in fact there are pits everywhere.First of all, there is a vast sea of ​​people. They have to meet each other in every life, and they have to love each other when they meet, and they have to stay together after falling in love.No matter which step made a mistake, Beichen would lose.

Secondly, Yunhua retains the memories of each life, even if she did it in the first life, it is difficult for her to fall in love with others with the memory of her lover.Especially the longer you live, the harder it is to be tempted.In the end, even if these almost impossible things are done, but the appearance and temperament of the two of them are different in each life, can Yunhua really recognize them as one person?

Therefore, Yunhua, who was able to come up with this method, was really serious about rejecting him, so he almost pointed to his nose and said to him: "Give up, we two can't."

But Beichen agreed, not only that, but he was afraid that Yunhua would go back on his word, so he dragged her to swear to Heaven together on the spot.So there are subsequent reincarnations.

Unexpectedly, she actually lost, but she seemed to be quite happy to lose?

Yunhua suppressed the corners of her mouth that wanted to raise wildly.

"Senior sister, can I come in?" A deep magnetic voice came from outside the door.

Why did he come so soon!

"Don't! I'm inconvenient now, you go back first!"

Although she seemed to realize that she didn't have no feelings for Bei Chen, but she was bound by their identities before, and thought it was a sister-brother relationship.But in reincarnation, they lost their memories but were attracted to each other life after life, which is very illustrative.

But her face hurts too much, she has to take it easy, she doesn't want to see the culprit yet.

It's a pity that the sky doesn't follow people's wishes, and the junior brother who has always been very obedient is even more out of control after ushering in the long-lost rebellion.

The door was pushed open, and the handsome god walked in directly.

"Senior Sister, don't tell me you can't pay for it if you want to eat it all?" He was the one who broke in without authorization, but he looked at her with the expression of a victim.

You must know that Yunhua hated him the most since he was a child, even if he knew that it was just a deliberate pretend in front of her.But whoever told her to do it.

Well, it turned out that she had already been eaten to death by the other party.Forget it, I've been a couple for several lifetimes, so it's meaningless to be twitchy.

"Am I such a god? I would like to admit defeat, choose a time, and tell Master and them about us."

Beichen's eyes brightened at first, then dimmed again.

"So senior sister, are you just because of a bet?"

Yunhua tapped him hard on the forehead, "Don't be cheap and act like a good boy, do you have to make me so clear? Besides, I haven't settled with you for what you did. Didn't you agree to seal the memory at the beginning?" Is it? Why do I know the original direction of those worlds even if I know that I am not from this world?"

After hearing what Yun Hua meant, Bei Chen finally knew what it meant to make another village bright.

He hugged Yunhua excitedly, and after a while he whispered in her ear: "I'm not afraid of my senior sister getting hurt, even if it's just a reincarnation. I know what unfavorable things will happen in the future, you should be able to hide Open. Besides, I just added a memory to you, the original memory is still well sealed, it is not a violation of the regulations, otherwise you can feel that our oath is still in effect. "

Since Beichen dared to do it, it was naturally after careful consideration.

Yunhua didn't verify whether the oath was still valid as Beichen said, she just hugged it back vigorously, and scolded reproachfully: "Fool!"

He only cared about her, but what about himself?What a fool, but, it's already in her mouth, even if it's a fool, she won't spit it out again.

The author has something to say: This is the official end of the main text. I originally planned to write a western masterpiece, but when I was conceiving the plot, I found it more suitable for the setting of the new article, so I put it in the next article.

Next articleThe heroine is unscientific!In the process of saving, if you like this setting, you can bookmark it

Introduction: Think about it, in serious historical plots/martial arts/gongdou and other scripts, if a goblin/goddess/ghost lady is mixed in, what wonderful sparks will be created?

When human beings collide with non-human beings, it's just like that day when thunder set off fire.

Regardless of whether you are an emperor through the ages, a national warrior or a high-cold swordsman, you have to honestly put down the memorials/chess pieces/love sword in your hand, and feed/water/bath the other party honestly.

Occasionally there are picky eaters, that's just right, regular blood donation is healthier!

And so, before long, you'll be able to reap your non-human (other half) one.

Of course, some non-human beings are not only unscientific, but also unconventional, and like to feed humans instead.

At this time, lucky boy, just have fun secretly.Story one:

I was originally the treasure under the jaw of Lilong, and now I am the jewel in the palm of Shihuang.

Ying Zheng: Good boy, don’t you want dragon energy? Why don’t you inhale more?

Ali: Cooker, cooker soul, here I come!

After a while

A Li: Woo~ I'm holding on... I'm holding on to death. (crying)

Ying Zheng: It's my fault, the six kingdoms were destroyed so quickly, I forgot that the dragon spirit on my body was heavy again.Come, let me rub your stomach.

Monarchs of the Six Kingdoms: Just ask you, are you polite? (cursing, impotent rage)

Demining:

1. One world, one cp, although it is fast travel, but the heroine has no memory, each world is equivalent to a new student, and the heroine can be regarded as an aboriginal.

2. It is essentially a piece of Su Wen, which is not official history. Please do not enter the textual research party. Please ignore the places that do not match the original work or historical facts.

3. There are a lot of private settings in this article.