[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

Ever since the last flower god died out, the flowers have no master. Ten thousand years later, Lianyan was born in response to the Tao, the flower god of destiny.

The God of Flowers is responsible for all kinds of flowers, and he is in charge of the four seasons.Heaven and earth, all walks of life in various countries, when and where the flowers bloom, how long the flowers bloom, and the number of fruits are of great importance, and they cannot be sloppy.

Not to mention mortals and birds and beasts, even gods cannot do without these fairy flowers and spiritual plants.The Taishang Laojun needs to make alchemy, the God of Dionysus also needs to make wine, and the God of Cookery is indispensable for cooking.And Saturn, he has planted a lot of land this year, and is looking forward to a bumper harvest.

Seeing that Lian Yan was just born, she hadn't fully mastered the priesthood, and it seemed that it would take hundreds or thousands of years to get used to it.

The gods looked at it, "No way,? Waited for thousands of years for the flower god to come, and they wished she could take office immediately.After all, Fanhua is fine, and the Baihua fairies can handle it, but the rare and fairy grass they want to use still depends on the flower god.

Huh~ Those ancestors have not bloomed for thousands of years, no flowers and no fruits, the more they are used, the less they are used, and the family can't open the pot.

"Oh." A few old gods who lived for an unknown number of years sighed.

"I said Dionysus, why are you sighing? It's been 1 years,? How short of this time?" Old Yue really couldn't understand.

If you say that the flower god has not yet been born, you can still say it with a frowning face. Now that the flower god has been born, as long as she has fully mastered her own power and officially takes over the position of the flower god, isn't that all right?

For their gods, this idea time will pass after a while, so there is no rush.

"What do you know?" Dionysus became angry when he heard this, and after searching for a long time, he couldn't find the guy, so he simply took off the gourd from his waist and threw it at him.

"You know how to pull the red thread and listen to gossip all day long. You are free and easy, so you don't know our difficulties. Let's talk about Flower God. When we don't have it, we just think about it, and we can't see the hope. But now , Seeing that Xiaohuashen Qiaosheng is right in front of my eyes, and the spirit flowers and fruits are waving to me, but I still have to wait for hundreds of years. This is invisible, my heart is almost unstable .”

"Extreme! Extremly!" The other gods also echoed.

Yue Lao was not angry when he was hit by a gourd full of Dionysus' resentment.

He picked it up happily, pulled out the plug and took a big gulp.

Hehe, the old bacchanal is always stingy, I didn't expect him to get this gourd for nothing today.One must know that since he carried this gourd wine with him, it must be a good wine that he was reluctant to give away for himself to drink.

As soon as the wine enters the throat, it is really mellow... Hey, no!

"Why is this wine so weak, old drunkard, has your wine-making skills regressed?"

"Fart! Red old man, you didn't know where you were when I was making wine." When it came to the professional field, Dionysus quit.

He is good at brewing wine, so he is also good at wine, but he has a poor capacity for drinking and poor wine quality.

There are many alcoholics among his believers, so he has also learned a lot of dirty words from alcoholics, and he often can't help but swear when his temper comes up.

"Then why is your wine as weak as water? Even if I brew it with my eyes closed, it tastes better than this."

"Just you?" Dionysus squinted at him, his eyes full of contempt, "I don't know who wanted to learn how to make wine from me last time, but in the end, a jar of wine turned into vinegar."

Seeing that he told this embarrassing thing in front of everyone, Yue Lao couldn't hold back his face.

His face was flushed red, and he jumped anxiously: "It was an accident for me, everyone has the first time. Besides, what's wrong with the vinegar, the God of Cookery said that the vinegar I brewed is good, and the sweet and sour fish he made later, you Doesn’t the old guy eat more than me?”

The more they quarreled, the more they quarreled, they were all old acquaintances who knew everything, and who didn't know who's idea was so bad, the quarrel almost ripped off the other's underpants in the end.

The God Realm is boring, and it's rare to have such wonderful fun to watch. Those old and unscrupulous gods watched it with relish, so they almost applauded directly.

Don't look at all the kind-hearted, fairy-like faces on the face, in fact, the heart has long been agitated.

This one yelled in his heart: "Speak more, say something exciting. Hey, this revelation is not strong enough." The other yelled in his heart: "Old drunkard, I know this, let me tell you another one that I don't know."

There was even a heart-wrenching encouragement from watching the excitement: "Fight, fight. Two old men with white beards scratching their hair and beard must be exciting."

In the end, the simple and honest God of Cookery couldn't stand it anymore. With a cute smile on his white and fat face, he stood among them to persuade them to fight. After persuading this and that, he was as busy as a fat butterfly.

Fortunately, Dionysus and Yuelao didn't completely lose their minds, they both knew to give face to their parents, and they both stopped fighting after the God of Cookery handed over the steps to give them enough face.

The two of them exchanged winks, and their matter could be settled in private, and these old guys must not be laughed at.

Seeing that a great battle disappeared without a trace, many gods felt lost and extremely disappointed.

I thought we could start a fight, but it was over so soon.

"Cough," seeing that there was no show to watch, Taibaijinxing came out to make a mess, "Let's talk about the business. Yuelao, don't think the wine is light, Dionysus doesn't have much material in his hand, and there will be more in the future." If you want to last hundreds of years or thousands of years, you can just make do with it."

Taibai Jinxing is a well-known inquisitor and gossip leader in the God Realm. Originally, this meeting had nothing to do with him, but wherever there is excitement, he is indispensable. No, he came here uninvited.

Yuelao elbowed Dionysus, "Old drunkard, is it true?"

Dionysus replied in a gruff voice, "What are you doing to lie to you!"

"Hey, you bastard, what kind of tone is this?"

"Okay, Yue Lao, don't blame Dionysus, he is worried about not having enough materials to make wine now. Don't talk about him, even I don't have any surplus food here. The harvest of Saturn is not good, so the food and vegetables for me It’s getting less and less, and I still want to develop some new dishes, but how dare I waste it now.”

Having said this, God of Cookery's worried, steamed bun-like face became more wrinkled.

The simple and honest Saturn beside him also responded dryly.

As soon as the chatter box was opened, the other gods also started complaining, and the clean and peaceful God Realm suddenly became as noisy as the busy city in the mortal world.

"No!" Yuelao slapped the table, startling the other gods.

Yuelao originally thought that this matter had little to do with him, but now that he heard it like this, it seemed to have a lot to do with it.You know, what he likes most in his life is to drink something good and eat something good, besides pulling red lines for others and protecting the media.

For this reason, he specially established a good relationship with the God of Dionysus and the God of Cookery.

Don't look at him and Dionysus who often quarrel, but didn't this relationship just come out of the quarrel?If the relationship is not good, how could he know so many embarrassing things about Dionysus.

After getting along like this, Yuelao and the most tempered God of Cookery became the only gods who could be friends with the violent God of Dionysus.The two of them quarreled, and God of Cookery's persuasion became their fixed way of life, and the other gods had long been used to it.

Now knowing that the flower god is related to his appetite, how can he calm down.

"We have to think of a way. I can't really let me be ascetic for so many years. I'm not those bald donkeys in the West."

"Don't mention it, their life is not easy. We can still eat some meat for the tooth-making sacrifice. They are all vegetarians. When I went back to Lingshan, I saw that their golden lotus was not in full bloom. Tsk tsk, it's miserable." Taibai Jinxing shook his head and said.

"When is it, you don't care if the flowers are bright or not, you should think about what we should do. How about Laojun, you can refine more golden pills for the little flower god to eat, and add 8000 years of mana to her?"

Dionysus saw that these gods said that he hadn't got the point for a long time, so he was anxious.

"God of Dionysus, don't go to the doctor in a hurry. Xiao Lianyan has not grasped the original power well, and it's not that she lacks that bit of mana. How can she take Jindan? Laojun, what do you think?" Taibai Jinxing refused For this proposal, I was afraid that he would not believe it, so I specially brought up a professional.

But he stopped talking for a long time, and Laojun didn't speak for a long time. He looked around, but Laojun was nowhere to be seen.

"Hey, what about Laojun, who of you saw Laojun?"

"No, isn't Laojun here?"

"Come on, I met him when I came."

Because of the unexpected situation, the meeting is now temporarily suspended, and everyone is looking for Taishang Laojun.In the end, everyone found Laojun behind a pillar.

When I found him, Laojun was leaning against the pillar and dozing off, his snow-white eyebrows drooping long, trembling with his breathing.

"Old gentleman, why are you falling asleep here, the meeting has already started."

Taishang Laojun was still a little unconscious when he was woken up, "Why, will it be over?"

"How can it be, isn't this waiting for you old man? We were talking about whether we could let you refine some golden pills for Xiao Lianyan to eat, but why did you doze off here?" Taibai Jinxing helped him up and explained road.

Taishang Laojun got up and knocked his back with the floating dust with his backhand, and then said slowly: "Golden core, it can't be done."

"Hey, I can't say it."

"I'm a brewer, so I don't know these tricks." Dionysus muttered.

"What I'm saying can't work, not only is this pill useless, but also because my pill is short of materials, so it can't be refined. I haven't turned on the furnace for a few days, so I can only doze off and lose time."

"Even Laojun is like this, so we might as well sleep together tomorrow, and wake up when the little flower god takes over." Some god said.

That's not going to work, now it's just less wine and less food, if you go to bed, you won't be able to catch a bite.

Seeing that Dionysus and the others seemed to be agitated, Taibai Jinxing hurriedly stopped them, "Well, how can you gods go to sleep in a rush? There is already one flower god missing, so how can I miss you. Old gentleman , you have a lot of experience, let’s see if there is any way to make Xiao Lianyan return to her place sooner, and then what kind of elixir do you want to make? "

"Hmm..." Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and pondered: "There is no way to do this."

"Hey, old gentleman, you just finished speaking in one breath, this slowness almost made me panic to death."

"Old drunkard, don't interrupt, Laojun is going to say it now?" Yue Lao pulled Dionysus aside and told him to shut up.

The person who interrupted was quiet, and Taishang Laojun continued.

"Although Lian Yan is the god of flowers appointed by the Dao of Heaven, she was born to know it, but the matter of flower management is not only necessary to know, but also needs to change with the seasons and suit the place. This has to be experienced by herself. This process is impossible. Save it, if you really want her to serve earlier, there is another way, that is to let her go down to the earth to practice. One day in the sky, one year in the mortal world, this way, the time will be saved by more than a hundred times."

"It's a good idea, but Xiao Lianyan is still a baby, so I don't feel at ease if I let her go down like this." It was Yue Lao who was talking, he had never been pretentious, so he played very well with these newborn little gods, Lian Yan is another rare girl, so naturally she loves her more.

"It's not easy. Xiao Lianyan is here to practice, not to go down to the world to be robbed. When the time comes, we will bribe Si Ming and keep Xiao Lianyan to live comfortably and smoothly. Just treat her as going If you play in the mortal world, you should come back in a hundred days at most." Taibai Jinxing said.

Although Taibai Jinxing said it easily, Yuelao is not so optimistic.

"Si Ming has a very tough temper, but he is not easy to talk to at all. I'm afraid it won't work if you want him to be selfish."

Dionysus rarely heard a solution, and Yue Lao was still hesitating, so he directly interjected, "No matter how difficult it is to talk, we will give up this old face, and Si Ming should give us old guys some face."

"What I'm talking about is that we will prepare more gifts when the time comes. God of Dionysus, don't be stingy at this time, and take out all the fine wines you have collected."

"Don't worry, as long as Little Flower God can return to his position as soon as possible, then I won't be able to make any kind of wine, and I won't hold back right now."

"Well, I can't fall behind. This time I will show my talents and cook a good meal." This is the God of Cookery.

"I'll send the grain I just brought back." This is the god of agriculture.

The gods talked enthusiastically about what they were going to give, and even Yue Lao couldn't help but say, "I'll give you a bundle of red thread."

"Come on, red old man, you don't send some practical things, what's the use of your red thread that you can't eat or drink."

"Hey, old drunkard, you got into a fight with me today, right? It's not ordinary for me to send red thread this time. It's not for mortals. It can find the other half for gods. Isn't it that Si Ming has such a bad temper? The rise and fall of yang caused trouble, and when he uses my red thread to find a beautiful girl, he will definitely turn his hard-hearted heart into soft fingers. In the future, you will know the benefits of this."

"Just brag, if you want to be so good, you are still an old man now." I am still lonely, so I have the nerve to say that I am in command.

"I've said it all, old man, I like to lead people around. If I want to find my great-grandson, I should crawl all over the floor."

"Okay, okay, don't quarrel anymore, give them all away, it's everyone's wish, no one is bad." The God of Cookery came out to smooth things over again.

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

The two gods snorted and turned their heads to one side, but they finally stopped arguing.

After the discussion is over, everyone prepares to divide into two groups, sending Yuelao, who has the best relationship with Lianyan, to discuss with Lianyan, and then let Taibai Jinxing, who is the most eloquent, go to Si Ming to go through the back door.

"Grandpa Yue, don't worry, I will definitely go down to earth and practice hard. When I come back, all the flowers in your temple will surely bloom. By then, you will have no shortage of spiritual plants and fairy fruits."

Lian Yan said while blinking her big beautiful eyes that sparkled like her name.

"Hey, my little Lianyan is still caring! But don't worry, Taibai has already told Si Ming that this trip is just to increase your knowledge, and it's not a calamity. It's a safe little world. , it’s very easy, you just go down and play.”

Of course, it goes without saying that bribing Si Ming to open the back door for her and arrange a better fate for her, so as not to teach bad children.

"Is it the God of Destiny?" Lian Yan thought of the snow-faced, unsmiling God she saw that day in her mind, and sighed with a smile: "The God of Destiny is really a good god, you can't tell it from the face. I thought he was very serious before, but I didn’t expect that I misunderstood, and I will definitely bloom a lot of flowers for his temple when I come back.”

"Yeah yeah."

Yuelao responded dryly, but he was thinking in his heart: No, Xiao Lianyan, you are not mistaken at all, Si Ming is such a ruthless god!

Also, there is no need for flowers, he can't imagine what kind of spooky scene it would be if the Siming Temple was deserted and full of flowers like his master.Such a good thing should be left to these old guys, just like his marriage hall, which is only suitable for the prosperous and beautiful flowers.

On the other side, the Xingyao Palace.

"Senior Sister, this is my new dim sum. Try it and see if it tastes good. If it tastes good, I'll make it for you."

Beichen brought a plate of flower-shaped snacks to Yunhua as a gift, and picked one up to deliver to her mouth.

"Okay, okay, can't I eat it, you are too tired like this."

The dim sum was so small and delicate that Yunhua could eat it in one bite, but she still verbally warned a certain god who wanted to make progress.Ever since she and Beichen became Taoist couples, this guy has become more and more presumptuous, especially when she gets enthusiastic sometimes even if she is a god, she can't stand it.

"Senior Sister, why are you tired? This shows that the relationship between our husband and wife is good, and it has been like a day for thousands of years."

It was hard for him to embrace the beautiful woman, so what if he is a little tired, they are all legal couples, he is fulfilling his obligation as a husband [Proud.JPG]

"I can't say that you are the head office, right? Wait, there is a god, hey, why is it the God of Command?"

Yunhua was a little strange, didn't Si Ming never go out except for his Temple of Siming?How could he come to her.But she opened the door and let him in.

"God Yunhua, sorry to bother you, I am here this time to find God Lord Beichen."

Si Ming and Yun Hua greeted each other with a salute, but they still had a desolate and untainted look on their faces. They were simply the standard models of gods, and they should really let those old men take a look.

"Beichen, I'm looking for you." Seeing that Si Ming had something important to discuss with Beichen, Yunhua consciously avoided it, anyway, he could ask it from Beichen's mouth later.

"Why, it's rare to see you come out here. What can I do for you?" Bei Chen finally got serious after his senior sister left.

"You've got your wish now, and now it's time to fulfill your promise."

"Don't worry, I'm the god who keeps my promises the most." Bei Chen threw a string of exquisitely carved jasper beads to Si Ming, and said with a smile.

Si Ming took the beads and gave him a mocking look.

I don't know who told him to open the back door and tried every means to bring him and God Yunhua together, otherwise the vast sea of ​​people really thought that you were destined to meet each other by fate.He cheated himself and made it like this, but he still has the nerve to say that he will keep his promise, so he is deceiving God Yunhua.

But it had nothing to do with him, so he didn't bother to care about it, anyway, they were living a very good life now.The things have already been obtained, and he didn't waste time here, so he left directly.

"Beichen, what is Si Ming looking for you for?"

"Senior Sister, what can he do?" Bei Chen said haha, "I think he has been lonely for so many years and wants to find a partner, but you also know his temper, which is smelly and hard, no, look for me Has the winner in life come to learn from it?"

In fact, until now he didn't know what Si Ming wanted to do.After all, the gods know how difficult Siming is. Originally, he had already done the writing, so he came directly to the martial arts, and physics persuaded him.

Although Si Ming has never made a move, so I don't know how strong he is, but how can he say that he is also a martial god, can he not beat a Wenshen who stays in the temple all day?

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, the other party agreed directly, just asking him to borrow the Bi Lingzhu for use in the future.Although the Bi Lingzhu is precious, it is a magic weapon bestowed by the teacher when he was young, and it contains abundant aura, but he dislikes being too feminine, and his senior sister has long since no longer needed it, so he has always kept it at the bottom of the box .

This thing is more or less useful for young gods whose divine power is not yet stable, and it is of no use to Si Ming.

Sure enough, the gods whose clergy and destiny are related are just unpredictable.

"I believe in your evil!" Yunhua fed Beichen a piece of pastry to cover his mouth.

At this time, Beichen still doesn't know, so he can't speak nonsense, and often a word becomes a prophecy.

The author has something to say: This is an introduction to the next article. The main world where the protagonists of the two books are located is the same, but basically it has nothing to do with the main text. I just want to add a little interaction between them.