[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

Looking at the leaving team, Nan Ge slowly emerged, with a half-human-tall black wolf beside him.

"Since you can't rest assured, why did you tell Fourteenth Niang that you had already left, but you quietly watched in secret?" Beiyou asked puzzled.

"Oh,? If I stay with Fourteen Niang all the time,? Fourteen Niang will always rely on me,? Never learn to grow up. Do you think she thinks things are going well when I'm not around?"

She acted right as the old Taoist before, but she originally only wanted to ask the Wang family to go to Biezhuang to pick up Xiaocui.Later, this play by the Xin family was added by Fourteen Niang herself.

Nan Ge thought it was funny when Fourteen Niang rolled up her sleeves and said she wanted to give the Wang family a bad rap, but she didn't intend to stop it.In the final analysis, it was just that Fourteenth Niang, as her mother's family, wanted to stand up for her wronged cousin.

"What about now? Are you going to find her?" Hei Lang's green eyes fixed on her.

Nan Ge broke a branch and gestured casually, "Then there's no need. Coming out this time is not so much a tour as a trial,? It's still too early for Fourteen Niang. After Feng Sheng The matter with Xiaocui,? Fourteenth Niang should have a lot of insights, let her stay at home and practice on her own."

"Besides,?" Nan Ge looked at Hei Lang who couldn't help wagging his tail when he heard that he wasn't bringing Fourteen Niangs with him, and said with a narrow smile, "You also thought in your heart that it was just the two of us going out?"

A tall man silently appeared behind her, holding her hand and leading her to perfectly use this move that she was not very proficient in yet.From afar, it looks like he is holding Nan Ge in his arms.

"You said it wrong." After finishing the move, Beiyou's hot breath hit her neck, "Not only this time I went out, I always thought about just the two of us."

Nan Ge cleverly turned around and broke free from his arms. With a flick of his hand, a branch hit his throat.

"Why, you're finally the same wolf? I think you, a wolf with a big tail, have been living quite comfortably these few days. Now it's your conscience that suddenly found out,? Do you think it's enough to take advantage of me?"

The most vulnerable neck was pointed at like this, but when he thought that the person who pointed at him was Nan Ge, Bei You couldn't help but tremble.Not to mention that the tender leaves on the top of the branch poked his neck, itching to the heart.

Beiyou suddenly stretched out his hand to grab the "sharp weapon" in front of him, and when he exerted force, Nan Ge was pulled into his arms unprepared.With the sound of "click", the branch couldn't bear Beiyou's strength and broke into two pieces, one on Nan Singer, and the other in Beiyou's hand.This time Nan Ge was actually hugged by Bei You.

"You know now, this is the reason. There are some things that a wolf body can't do. So Nan Ge, don't tease me, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself."

Hearing Beiyou's slapping words, God knows how wronged Nan Ge felt.She didn't have any fanciful thoughts, the reason why she pointed at Beiyou's throat was just out of the swordsman's instinct, looking for the most vulnerable place in the human body.

Bah, the beholder sees benevolence, and the yellow sees yellow.

She struggled, and sure enough, she didn't move at all, the iron was not as hard as this guy's arm.

"Since we can't control it, it's better for us to keep a distance, so don't let go? What does hugging in broad daylight sound like?"

"Isn't that just daytime?" Bei Youda had the posture that as long as Nan Ge nodded, he would immediately turn day into night.

Well, it's been a long time since I saw Zhulong, and it's time to get in touch with him again.

"That's a good idea, it's still daytime, and you're just dreaming for me. Quick, let go, or I'll get angry." Nan Ge patted his arm, motioning him to let go.

Beiyou hugged him hard again, and then reluctantly let go.

"Nan Ge, Xiao Cui has gone back with Wang Yuanfeng, when will you agree to be my empress?"

Honey, don't worry about other people's daughter-in-law all day long, I need it too.He has only been single for two years, but what about me, who has been alone for thousands of years, have I anything to say?

"I'm ashamed to say, you didn't even look at you, you broke my sword earlier, now, well," she tapped Beiyou's with the half branch in her hand, "Look, just broke it off After a while, it was still fresh, and it was broken by you again. Are you trying to make trouble with trees or with swords?"

"I will pay, as long as you are willing to marry me, let alone one, even a hundred, I can pay you a thousand. Don't you like wooden swords? Dizang planted a bodhi tree, Chanting scriptures under the tree, the tree is almost alive. Using its trunk to make a sword is definitely much more useful than any locust tree."

"Don't worry, people have worked so hard to help you purify the hell without getting paid, and you have to be plucked by a black-hearted boss like you. If you are not guilty, I will be guilty. Besides, what do you mean by that? Am I not willing to marry you?" Are you going to pay me the sword if I give it to you?"

Beiyou's real name was wronged: "I didn't mean that."

"I think that's what you mean. Let's go, since we have nothing to do here, what are you doing foolishly staying here?" Nan Ge turned around and left.

Beiyou hurriedly followed, "You really misunderstood me, what I mean is that everything you marry me is yours, and you can have as many swords as you want. If you don't want to, then I... I will pay you myself, so that what is mine is still yours."

"Okay, you, your love talk skills have improved. Did Fourteen Niang secretly teach you some messy things a few days ago?"

"how do you know?"

"Nonsense, you are right under my nose, one is my apprentice, and the other is... ahem, how could I not know the little tricks of the two of you. I wanted to let Fourteen Niang and you learn more, but I didn't expect you The relationship between the two has been reversed, and he has become your master."

"Nan Ge, what did you want to say just now that I belong to you?" Bei You was excited.

Nan Ge was speechless: "Did I focus on this just now?"

"To me, that's the point!"

"Then your ability to grasp the key points is really the same for ten years."

"It's not important, Nan Ge, tell me quickly, what am I yours?"

"Okay, okay, it's getting late, let's go."

Nan Ge walked forward quickly, trying to throw a clingy spirit behind.It's a pity that a certain person has long legs, so he caught up in two or three steps. He still asked the question just now unyieldingly, determined to ask the answer.

But it's a pity that Beiyou is doomed to be useless in the face of Nange, who is too hard and soft.

The ensuing journey was a wonderful one. If it was a trial, it would be better to say it is the history of blood and tears of various protagonists or villains in Liaozhai.Even though Nange forbade Beiyou to take action, she still overturned the original script by herself.

For example, if you pass by a house at random, you hear a girl calling for help, you break into the door and find a man with a good appearance but an inexplicably wretched expression, holding a beautiful woman and trying to do something wrong.

Did the girl's eyes light up when she saw them? She slapped the man on the face while the man was stunned and broke away, hiding behind Nan Ge, who was also a woman.

With Nan Ge's cultivation, he naturally found out that the other party was actually a fox demon, maybe it was another relative of her family's close disciple Jiuqu Shibawan.Even if she wasn't a relative, she wouldn't stand idly by when she saw a woman being bullied. She couldn't ignore her just because she was a fox demon and had no human rights.

Who would have thought that before she could make a move, another male vixen with red lips and white teeth appeared, with an expression on his face that they had ruined something good.

Next, it will be an eye-opener, and let people see Zhihu experts.

It turned out that the little boy was called Huang Jiulang, and he had an affair with the wretched man He Zixiao, but one was human and the other was a demon.Excessive indulgence, He Zixiao really managed to die under the peony flower in this way, and become a ghost.

Guessing that it was another fault from the underworld, He Zixiao's soul was attached to his classmate who had just passed away. Because this classmate offended a high-ranking official and was worried about what to do, Huang Jiulang came to the door.

It's just that these two guys are very good at playing royal sex, but they can't do it with their brains.But it doesn't matter, don't they still have good brains?Huang Jiulang thought of his clever and beautiful cousin, so he set his mind on her, and planned to cook a cooked rice with raw rice, so that Xiao Smart could be completely tied to their boat.

Good guy, it took his eighteen lifetimes of bad luck for his cousin to be able to get such a poor girl's goods.Huang Jiulang and He Zixiao are also a perfect match, one is non-toxic and not a husband, and the other is lustful.

But they can play as much as they want, and they don't have the face to harm their innocent daughter's family, let alone their own sisters.

Since this was the case, Nan Ge was naturally not polite, and immediately acted for the heavens on the spot.

He Zixiao is simple, a person who should have been reincarnated a long time ago. If you are lucky, you can get back a little life. If you don't do good deeds, use your brains, then just grab the soul and give it away.It was a rare opportunity to curry favor with the future empress, and Comrade Xiao Hei, who wanted to make amends, naturally had the duty to do it for him.

As for Huang Jiulang, since he doesn't do personnel affairs, there is no need for a human figure, and Nan Ge directly abolished his cultivation.Because his cousin hated him, she left the "squeaky" cousin and went home.

Nan Ge sincerely hoped that he would have better luck and not turn into someone else's fur the next time he saw him.

After solving this problem, I came across a temple with a beautiful mural.

It was rare for Nan Ge to be narrow-minded, but he didn't do it directly. Instead, he picked up a brush and drew on it the Sun Wukong, the Monkey King with golden eyes and holding a Ruyi golden cudgel.

Although it was only drawn by her using power, the power is less than one-thousandth of the real Great Saint, but it is a piece of cake to deal with the golden armored Martial God in the painted wall.Don't say it's a fake Golden Armored Martial God, so what if you're real, after all, the Great Sage of Havoc in Heaven is a professional.

As a result, Nan Ge successfully rescued a group of female ghost girls who were innocently trapped in the painted wall, and added a lot of people to the big family of the underworld.

There are still some hell judges who use power for personal gain in the future, Feng Shui turns, and it is finally his turn to be judged by others.

I heard that he and his good brother Zhu Erdan went to the animal life together and became a newborn piglet in a pigsty.Because of Lu Pan's "good ghost fate", his former colleague was deeply moved by the friendship between him and Zhu Erdan that crossed identities and races, making them a pair of brothers with the same father and mother.

There are many more things like this. After traveling to more than half of the country and beating countless demons and ghosts, the time has quietly come to the second year.

On the Lantern Festival, Ying Ning took a peach blossom and took her maid Xiao Rong to the Lantern Festival.Standing in a stall full of lanterns was a pair of extremely tall and handsome man and woman, the man was tall and handsome, and the woman was soft and charming. She took a second look, and when she met the woman's eyes, she couldn't help showing a sweet smile.

Nan Ge nodded slightly, returned a smile, and then quietly squeezed a formula in his hand, so that everyone who saw Ying Ning tonight would have a vague impression of her.

"What's wrong?" Beiyou lowered his head and asked her.

"It's nothing, I just think this girl looks good when she smiles, it would be a pity if she doesn't smile anymore."

Beiyou never cared about Nan Ge's similar prophecy, and never asked, he just said "uh" to express his understanding, and then handed her the lantern he just won, "I don't think you look as good when you smile."

Nan Ge looked into Beiyou's serious eyes under the light, and suddenly stood on tiptoe to kiss him on the cheek, but he left immediately.

"We've been traveling in the mortal world for a long time. Hei Wuchang said that the underworld is in good order now. Why don't we go to the underworld in the future, so we can see what the place where I will live in the future will look like."

"Bang! Bang!" Beiyou thought that his heart finally couldn't bear the stimulation and exploded. When people looked up, they realized that it was fireworks blooming in the sky.

In the dim light, Yiren held the lantern and smiled sweetly. Even though she hadn't recovered from her senses, Beiyou still replied instinctively: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

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