Machine Zero is also human!

After Mr. Songyang left, I became even more unscrupulous. I took Gao Shan and Gui to the back mountain to fish and catch shrimp every day. The weather was getting warmer and the grass grew taller. Rabbits and pheasants hid in their nests and couldn’t come out. Crawled out.The things in the river are much easier to catch than rabbits and pheasants, and they all look like Gui in a daze.

In the beginning, Gui also dissuaded us from reviewing our homework, and that we should not let go of kendo.I looked at him contemptuously. We went up the mountain to catch rabbits and eat them to build a strong body. Without a strong body, how could we accomplish the great cause of saving the country, and then he had nothing to say.

So even though Yoshida Shoyo was not around, our little life was pretty good, but no one would light a fire to cook if the teacher didn't come back, so once I felt itchy again, I touched the corn field next to me, and quickly broke three When Baomi came back, he arranged the scene of the crime as if "the corn was taken away by the black blind man", and we ate fresh roasted corn.

There are a lot of fish in the river, but they are not very big. Sometimes I stare at them all morning, and I can only imagine how they will look like when they grow up in groups, and my saliva will flow all over the place.But I saw that the hunters who did not prey preyed on the good hunters, so I simply caught the fish fry when I saw them, and put them in the large water tank in the yard to raise them.

A few days ago, I was even more lucky. I picked up a nest of wild eggs. I stuffed them with Gui and let him try to hatch them. Then we will have domestic chickens to eat hahaha!

"This won't work, the wig is male, and it can't hatch chicks." Gao Shan thought for a while and came to such a conclusion seriously.

He obviously couldn't do anything about such a small thing, so he carefully wrapped it in cotton cloth and put it on the table, but kept his eyes fixed on it, for fear of breaking it.

I rubbed my chin and thought for a long time: "That's right, I've never seen a rooster cuddling... well, let's wear a wig and wear women's clothes, anyway, we can't tell whether he is a man or a woman in men's clothes, pheasants are so stupid , definitely can’t tell the difference.”

It is impossible for me to hatch, if I hatch, I will be exposed.

Takasugi thought for a while, then nodded to express his good idea.

Gui didn't even think about directly expressing his firm opposition.

My objection is invalid, come on.

So Gui was pressed on the tatami by us and stripped off.Once a stranger and twice acquainted, after the incident where I almost ripped off Gui’s pants last time, Takasugi has already looked away from this kind of thing, he calmly pressed Gui’s two hands and pressed him on the tatami, and then signaled I can come and pick it up.

Good posture, promising.

Then I stripped the cinnamon.

When Yoshida Shoyo came back, he saw such a scene. Gui's clothes were messed up and Takasugi and I pressed them into women's clothes, and the corner of his mouth twitched again.

I sighed deeply in my heart—teacher, teacher, you can’t do this, if you continue like this, your goddess-like image will collapse, and you need to be calm in life.I calmly raised my hand to greet Yoshida Shoyang: "Hey, teacher, you are back, just help me get that ribbon."

After listening to my words, Teacher Songyang twitched her delicate eyebrows: "What are you doing? Feng, you are bullying Xiaotaro again."

"I'm wronged! I just wanted him to hatch the chicks for me, but I asked him to change into female clothes because I was afraid that the male chicks would not hatch!" I swore to God that I had never done anything to offend Gui.Takasugi and I swear to the sky that I am telling the truth.

Gui ran away while we let go and didn't hold him down, and then plunged his head into Yoshida Songyang's arms tearfully and began to cry.

I curled my lips in disdain, and clicked my tongue lightly, what a fucking mother.

This time Teacher Songyang twitched the corners of his beautiful mouth.He forced himself to walk into the room calmly: "What chick? Let me take a look."

I handed the goose eggs to him. Yoshida Shoyang frowned and thought for a while, then took out a cotton blanket from the cabinet, wrapped a few eggs in the middle of the blanket, then covered it with several layers of gauze, and put it in a warm corner.

The three of us squatted next to the egg and stared at it with round eyes. Although Teacher Songyang said that the chicks will come out when the temperature is high, we are still not sure if this will hatch the chicks.

"Not all of them can hatch, right? Only fertilized eggs can hatch chicks." Teacher Songyang touched our heads one by one like touching small eggs.

I nodded to show that I understood, and Gui tilted his head in doubt to look at Teacher Songyang to express his doubts: "Have you ever been fertilized?"

Teacher Songyang coughed twice, and for the first time he hesitated in front of us and couldn't speak.

I stared at Yoshida Shoyo silently for a while, then patted Gui on the shoulder mysteriously, put the other hand on Takasugi, brought them closer, and said in a low voice: "The so-called shou-jing is a rooster and a hen." Born after doing that..."

"Cough cough, Feng." Teacher Songyang coughed worse, and interrupted me with some embarrassment: "You are still young, there is no need to know."

"Oh..." I nodded reluctantly - there is no need to know anything, I already know it, okay?

"One thing, I'm going to pick someone up tomorrow, maybe I'll live with you in the future, when the teacher is away tomorrow, Xiaotaro, you have to take good care of the discipline in the class, I'll be back soon."

"Ah——teacher, didn't you come back just after you left the house?" I curled my lips, why didn't I just come back after finishing things together.

"I just heard about this when I went out last time, so I have to go out again." Teacher Songyang stood up and patted us on the shoulder: "Okay, you should go to bed, and you have class tomorrow."

"teacher!"

Gao Shan suddenly stopped the teacher who turned and walked away, I was stunned for a moment, and then rolled my eyes - what else can this guy do, he must have said something nasty...

"Teacher, you should also have a good rest." Gao Shan lowered his face, his cheeks were as red as a monkey's back.

Teacher Songyang smiled slightly at him: "Jin Zhu is too, good night."

Then Takasugi's face turned red... redder than a monkey's back.

I rolled my eyes again.But besides rolling my eyes, I found something different. When Gao Shan was talking to Mr. Matsuyo just now, he had been staring at his saber, and there was a ginger-yellow tassel tied to the hilt of the sword—this The stuff hadn't been tied up before the teacher went out, and the tassels and the like seemed to be things made by women.Could it be that Yoshida Shoyang is going out this time, what kind of romance can't be met...

"I, let's go back!"

Gao Shan suddenly opened his mouth to pull me out of my contemplation, I rolled my eyes for the third time in disdain, dragged them into the room, and then slammed the door: "Look at your young girl Huaichun! Shame on you."

"Who is the girl Huaichun!"

"It's you!" I hit him while making the bed: "It's useless for you to conceive, even if you like Teacher Songyang, you won't be able to marry him in the future. Give up now."

"Who said I'm going to marry Mr. Songyang in the future?!" Gao Shan retorted angrily, "Don't you like Mr. Songyang?! Even when you look at Mr. Songyang, you smile like an idiot!"

"..." My hand making the bed paused, and I turned Gaoshan's bed upside down: "Who are you calling an idiot? I'm just smiling like a warm spring breeze! Don't make yourself dirty Think about me, Shinsuke Takasugi!"

Gao Shan was also angry, walked to my side and opened my bed, rolled up his sleeves: "When did I become dirty! Tell me clearly!"

"Is there anything else you don't understand, you teacher fetishist!"

"You are blablabla..."

"I plug in! Blabla..."

Then the two of us wrestled together, Takasugi couldn't beat me, he was always under my pressure and couldn't move, I turned my whole body across his stomach and directly greeted his cute little face, or I would grab his hair Pull aside.Takasugi had obviously never seen such a shameful style of play from me, so he had no choice but to cling to me tightly and roll around with me.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, the teacher will be alarmed later... ah!"

Seeing us rolling around, Gui also ran around.Gao Shan couldn't deal with me at first, and Gui was making trouble next to him, so he got mad and grabbed Gui's trouser leg and dragged him down, and then the three of us wrestled together.

We wrestled for a while, and didn't stop until all three of us were out of breath.All three of them were hit to a certain extent, Gao Sugi was the worst, his face was scratched with red marks by my nails, and his clothes of excellent material were also torn.Takasugi pulled my neat ponytail to the side of my ears, and my wig and clothes were messed up as if I had been violated.

We looked at each other for a while, and couldn't help laughing—just now, why did we fight?

Ah, yes, for Teacher Songyang.

"You guys, have you seen the tassels on the teacher's saber?" I pulled the collar on my shoulders, lay sprawled on the ground, and stared blankly at the ceiling.

Neither Gao Shan nor Gui answered, but they both breathed in unison and paused.

I took a deep breath and said in a very soft voice, "That thing must have been given by a woman..."

They were still silent, and I rubbed my nose: "You said, the teacher will marry a wife in the end, right?"

Just like Brother Aniu... Mr. Songyang is very kind to us now, but I don’t know what will happen to him after he marries a wife, but Grandma said that men always kiss their wives. Being blown by the pillow or something, maybe they threw us away.

I thought of this question for the first time—our greatest enemy is that "wife" who hasn't appeared yet!

I got up straight away: "He will definitely not treat us so well after he marries a wife."

Gao Shan despised me as usual: "Nonsense, Mr. Songyang can't."

"Hey, you still don't believe it, Brother Aniu is like this. He liked me at first, but after he got married, he listened to his wife and didn't care about my life or death!" I widened my eyes to scare him: "You didn't listen! People say that with a stepmother, there is a stepfather, and the day we have a teacher wife is the day we lose our master!"

Gao Shan was so frightened by me that he shivered and looked at me hesitantly: "What you said is true?"

I rolled my eyes: "Of course, otherwise, why do you think I stayed at home and ran so far to go to school? I was kicked out by Brother Aniu and his wife." Although it feels good to study here, I still I am angry for myself, not to mention that I can only wear boy's clothes and comb boy's hairstyle, and I can't let down my shoulder-length hair. I am so fucking aggrieved. I don't mean to slander her by saying this .

Gui got up from the ground and nodded thoughtfully: "In this case, let Teacher Songyang never marry a wife?"

"How is it possible! If you don't marry a wife, Teacher Songyang will be laughed at by others." Gao Shan despised Gui's IQ: "Don't even think about it. Have you ever seen any normal man who doesn't marry a wife?"

Gui nodded in confusion.I also nodded along with him—it is true that it is impossible for him not to marry a wife for the rest of his life, but we can let him marry a wife later, at least when we leave the private school, it is enough to bear "Mr. Songyang's favorite person" Not us" after this incident.

"That's not necessary, I think..." I rubbed my chin and thought: "I can accept the matter of the teacher marrying a wife in the future, how about you Takasugi."

"I... I'm 16 years old."

I nodded: "Success, then it's decided. Gao Shan can't let the teacher marry a wife before he is 16 years old."

Gui hurriedly rushed in front of us: "Me and me! Feng, you haven't asked me yet!"

I rolled my eyes and hugged the quilt tightly: "You? You are about 20 years old and you can't do without your teacher, Gui Xiaoyang."

"It's not Gui Xiaoyang, it's Gui Xiaotaro!"

Gao Shan frowned: "But the teacher said that someone will be picked up tomorrow, do you think that person will be his wife..."

I seriously said that it was very possible, and it was this time that he had tassels on his saber when he went out. Maybe he brought the owner of the tassels back with him?

"Then what should we do?"

"Cold salad!" I rolled my eyes at Gui again: "When the time comes, play by ear, if it really doesn't work, hehe... Anyway, there are so many jackals, tigers, leopards, mountain spirits and wild ghosts in the mountains..."

"What?! Are you going to kill someone?!" Gui suddenly screamed, which made my ears buzz, and my brain went numb.

"Screw you! I mean we can pretend to be a ghost to scare her away!" I beat Gui hard, and then sat under the bed contentedly: "Now go to sleep!"

So that night, a team named "Protecting the Peach Blossoms for Teacher Songyang" in the Matsushita private school was quietly formed.

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