Machine Zero is also human!

Although I promised Yoshida Shoyang not to sleep in class, I can't control my body. It always falls asleep automatically when it hears something it doesn't like or understands.I still sat at Gui's table, and after a long time, I gradually realized that he was an idiot.

Although the Matsushita private school is not as closed as in the village, it is still in the mountains after all. When some sensitive topics from the outside world spread here, it was already ten and a half months later—it was like a peach blossom garden.This state is perfect for me. Compared with the possible dangers in the future, I care more about the leisure in front of me.

And for some people—like Gui—it was pretty tough.

Gui showed unprecedented enthusiasm for the current affairs of the outside world. I don’t know where he heard the news. He yelled in my ears that the country was in danger all day long, and then he yelled that he wanted to save Edo’s dawn.I couldn't figure it out, we all studied in the same private school, how could he have such a crooked appearance?Later, when I saw Gui's parents who came to take Gui home from a private school, I understood a little bit.

A family of idiots... er, clowns.

It is undoubtedly tragic to have an angry youth at the same table, for example, he won't let me sleep in class.Gui would beat me hard every time when I gradually entered the state of ecstasy and clinging to Duke Zhou until he woke me up. The force was so strong that I often wondered if he almost ripped off his pants before taking revenge on me.

Whenever I stared at him with sleepy eyes and a blank expressionless face, he would justly teach me how to contribute to the dawn of Edo without studying hard.

...I miss the time when I didn't know him very well.

Of course, class is not all interesting. Yoshida Shoyo not only taught us arithmetic and literacy, but also taught us martial arts.Compared to writing some strange characters or learning Western arithmetic, I prefer kendo.

Yoshida Shoyo said that interest is the best teacher. I take it very seriously. The bamboo knife seems to have life in my hands. It starts and ends like a part of my body.And I can also understand its feeling. Every time I practice along the trajectory of the bamboo knife, there will always be a higher breakthrough.

Although I am an idiot in class, I am an unshakable genius in kendo class.Teacher Songyang always said that my sword is too sharp and not tactful enough.I wondered, what kind of tact is needed in fighting, and it's not embroidery.He sighed and stopped talking, only saying that I was still young.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that, no one can beat me anyway.The worse thing is that I am always addicted to playing, and I can't control the strength.

Gui was blown away by me again.

Gui and I are in the same group, and every time I practice duels, I will be kicked out.

I waved the bamboo knife in my hand violently, pointed at him and jumped, "It's useless! It's really fucking useless! When will you not be blown away by me once?! At least don't be blown away by me so soon Come on! Didn’t you have enough for breakfast, I said! I will do it! You are a bitch! I want to change the group!"

"It's not girls, it's Gui." Gui picked up the bamboo knife with a good temper, pointed the tip of the knife at me, and put on a posture again: "Feng, no one wants to be with you, have you forgotten?"

"..." I... I really forgot to come.

I shifted my eyes suspiciously to Jingle and Huaniaoyuan who were watching by the side. They both twitched their faces and quickly turned their eyes away from me. I looked at Gao Shan again. My expression is just that the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, I don't know if he is dissatisfied with Gui's ineffectiveness or dissatisfied with me.

"Whoever you are will switch groups with me, I don't want to be in the same group as an idiot." I persevered.

"It's the wig that should be asked to change the group, but you complained first," Gao Shan retorted angrily after being impatiently stared at by me: "Who else wants to fight you, a powerful monster here except him, an idiot... ..."

"Gaoshan, shut up, I think Feng's swordsmanship is very good, it's my honor to be with her." To my surprise, Gui actually said good things for me, Gaoshan was blocked by him and couldn't speak. His small chest bulged with anger.

Although he said it very righteously, but facing my bamboo knife, Gui still hesitated: "...I am a little tired, let's rest for a while, there is no need for Feng to blow me away every time, I think You're taking revenge on me for beating you up in class."

...So you know it's wrong to beat me up in class.

I frowned: "Aren't you going to save Dawn of Edo, how can you save it if you are so weak?!"

Gui immediately flicked the bamboo knife in high spirits to set up a posture, and made a gesture of invitation to me, and I attacked excitedly amidst Takasugi's shout of "idiot, idiot".

"hand!"

"noodle!"

"Belly button-!!!"

"Fuck! You're so fucking useless that you broke through the sky!"

After Gui Di was kicked away by me for countless times, I finally put down the bamboo knife in my hand impatiently and gave up. Seeing his delicate face was turned blue and red by me, I became more irritable and grabbed him directly. Picking up the collar, he pinched his face with his hands: "You! Can you hold on a little longer?!"

Gui stopped doing it, and pinched my face with his backhand, protesting in his mouth: "Feng is not following the rules! Teacher Songyang didn't teach attacking the belly button at all!"

My face was sore from being pinched, and I used even more force to throw Gui to the ground: "Stupid! Fighting is of course soft and hard, who will follow the rules with you!"

"It's not fighting, it's kendo! It's your foul!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Then the two of us naturally wrestled together.

Alas, it's really depressing. Every time I practice against Gui, I have to end in this situation. In fact, I am an elegant person. I can solve problems with curses and usually don't use force. If you insist on forcing me to do something, it hurts my peace.

In fact, I think the main reason is that Gui is too stupid. He can always challenge my bottom line. I can't bear to look at him so stupidly. Super stupid, can only be disassembled and reassembled together.

The two of us were rolling happily on the ground, and the other three held small teacups and sipped a few sips and watched us rolling on the ground leisurely, when suddenly a gentle and twitching voice came: "Fengjiang, Xiaotaro, what are you doing? "

I slapped Gui's hand off in an instant and got up from the ground, with a serious expression on my face, trying to show that this matter had nothing to do with me.Then Yoshida Shoyo came over, put the dessert plate on the stone table, and the corner of his mouth twitched twice when he looked at Gui and me: "I don't remember teaching you how to practice swords like this..."

"Oh, teacher, you're here! I've worked so hard, let me give you your arms and legs!"

Before Yoshida Songyang finished his sentence, I jumped into his arms like a hungry tiger, squeezed my small fists and beat him on the shoulder, baring my jagged teeth flatteringly: "Teacher, is this comfortable?"

"Feng, you bastard! Don't beat the teacher with your strange power!"

Takasugi, who was watching the play, immediately screamed and rushed over to me and beat me up.

... What is my strange power? I obviously have a good control of it, and how could Mr. Songyang, a man, be beaten by me.

"Ahem, okay, Jinsuke, Feng is also kind." Yoshida Shoyo stopped Takasugi from beating me, but also pulled me out of his arms.He beckoned us over for a snack, and stroked our heads one by one.

It's already school time, and there are only a few of us kids left in the private school. Jingle and Huaniaoyuan didn't leave because I wanted them to stay and practice sword with me.But I selfishly think that they are actually for Mr. Songyang's dim sum.

I grinned and sat down on the stone bench, picked up the snacks on the plate and stuffed them into my mouth, completely ignoring the murderous eyes of Takasugi Shinsuke.And because the client is right in front of him, he can’t make me stop eating—after getting along for a long time, I know that this guy is a teacher fetish, and he is interested in collecting everything Mr. Songyang has touched. Sometimes I suspect Did he even steal the teacher's panties?So Takasugi would always exchange the dim sum made by Yoshida Shoyo with higher-grade dim sum bought outside—it is said that he is the young master of a rich family.

I said, why did he always look at me with longing and vicious eyes when eating dim sum for the first time, the relationship is because I am not familiar with it, so I am embarrassed to mention it to me.

I stuffed another piece of pastry into my mouth.

Apparently not everyone present has such a good psychological quality as me, especially Jingle and Huaniaoyuan. The two should have gone home early, but stayed for no reason to eat (for some reason) the dim sum that should belong to Takasugi , was resented even more than me, the two of them drank a bowl of tea in a hurry and fled away.I was left alone to bear Shinsuke Takasugi's resentment.

How shameless.

I wonder why Takasugi Shinsuke doesn't resent Gui, obviously he ate it too.

"The three of you should stay in the private school obediently these days and don't move around. I have some things to do."

Huh?

I finally stopped fighting with Takasugi's eyes while eating snacks, and looked up at Yoshida Shoyo.But I quickly calculated in my heart, since the husband is going out, the private school can't have classes, so it is equivalent to a holiday, right?Then can I go back to Brother Aniu?I also went back during the holidays before, but it was a pity that I felt bored after returning home. I could only bicker with Miwako, which was not as fun as in the private school.

But it's not a normal holiday this time, and Brother A Niu won't come to pick me up, so I can stay here and play!Mmmm, awesome.

I immediately raised my chest and patted my chest: "Teacher, don't worry, I will take good care of both of them."

Teacher Shoyang gave me a very worried look, and Takasugi Shinsuke immediately gave me a contemptuous look, Gui... Gui still looked dumb, I was too lazy to look at him.

"Feng, when I'm not around, don't harm the corn fields in the village."

I:"……"

Teacher Songyang explained a few more words, and then went back to the room to pack the things that went out. Before leaving, he told Gui and I not to fight again, and it would be troublesome for him to sew the clothes torn.We nodded our promises, but Gui Na looked a little aggrieved.

"Hmph! Teacher Songyang is not here for a few days, you'd better be honest and don't cause trouble."

As soon as Mr. Songyang left, Takasugi began to be arrogant. I despised him a little bit. Obviously, once Mr. Songyang came within ten meters of him, he would turn red like a girl in spring, and the sound of his heartbeat made my ears hurt. , the teacher left but excited.

"Who caused the trouble? Yesterday, who tore the laundry into pieces and caused the teacher to sew all night." Gao Shan still didn't know how to do housework. The teacher showed a very active look in front of him, and then he tore his clothes into pieces.

"I……!"

"You also know it's you! You're so powerful, the broken ones... tsk tsk, I don't even believe you didn't do it on purpose."

"I didn't do it on purpose!" Gao Shan's face was flushed, "You...you went to the back mountain to catch rabbits! We were fined and locked up together!"

"You have no conscience, don't you? I said, you ate the most when you went to the back mountain to catch rabbits." I took a leisurely sip of tea and retorted unceremoniously.

I am quite satisfied with the life of Matsushita private school in general, except for the food.After eating cabbage and tofu for a week, I finally couldn't bear to take Gui and Gaoshan to the back mountain to look for game and tooth-making festivals.

There are good things in the mountains, but all we can get is rabbits and pheasants, both of which are hard to catch.The animals in the mountains have aura and run fast. Although I am not slow, it took a lot of effort to get it.Gui is not as good at running as I am, so he went to pick up mushrooms, Takasugi... Takasugi was picking up firewood.

Not only can he not run fast, but he can't even tell which mushrooms are edible, so he picks brightly colored ones.

I didn't discover the dead face control in time, so the three of us will explain it here.

After eating rabbit meat and mushroom soup, there was a basket of mushrooms and two colorful pheasants left.The three of us walked back staggeringly with our stomachs upright, and met Yoshida Shoyo with a gloomy face on the way.It turned out that he didn't see us back after cooking and waiting for a long time. He looked around worriedly, for fear that we would be in danger.

So we were fined and confinement.

Well, actually, I think Yoshida Shoyo should thank me, at least our food has improved.

Released after the confinement period expired, Yoshida Matsuyo solemnly announced that we can go to the mountains to play in the future, but we must explain to him in advance, and we must come back before the sun sets.

We answered with equal seriousness that we understood.I solemnly swear that I will not break the agreement, and at the same time I slander—in fact, Mr. Songyang can’t bear to eat cabbage and tofu every day.

When Gao Shan heard that I exposed him, he immediately became unhappy, and pouted to hang an oil bottle on it.I reluctantly took out a piece of leftover snack from my sleeve and stuffed it to him: "Here, this is for you, don't be arrogant."

"You are arrogant!"

In your sentence, you still say that you are not arrogant, cut.

After Gao Shan accepted the snack, his complexion obviously improved a little, and when he looked at me again, his nose wasn't so nose or eyes or eyes.I'm a little curious why he didn't eat the snacks, wouldn't it be moldy?

"...Could it be that you think you can summon a Songyang teacher by collecting seven sets of dim sum?" I scratched my head and looked at him suspiciously.Takasugi gave me a blank look, and didn't bother to talk to me.

Tsk tsk, how arrogant.

The author has something to say: After staring at this title for a long time, I always feel that there is a typo somewhere.Later, I suddenly realized that it was a short cedar... [Leg was chopped off]