Machine Zero is also human!

The first period of the first day of school was a history class. Teacher Songyang was talking about the Battle of Guanyuan. I was so anxious that I couldn’t sit still. I couldn't hear anything at all, and I fell asleep.

I not only hope that Teacher Songyang will go out to find someone, but also hope that he will forget about finding someone.Alas, what a contradiction.

Fortunately, my conflict did not last too long. After a while, Teacher Songyang asked us to review by ourselves and went out by ourselves.My gaze followed his figure, and I reluctantly retracted it until I could no longer see the light purple robe.

Holding the book in my hand, I looked at Gui melancholy, swallowed hard, and then turned my gaze to Shinsuke Takasugi in the front row—although he tried his best to keep calm, the behavior of frequently spilling ink on his paws made me know I see, this guy is definitely nervous too.

After about a meal, the door of the classroom was opened again. At that time, I was thinking about how to deal with the daughter-in-law who might appear.Yoshida Shoyang walked in, and I stretched my neck to look behind him—although I didn't have a good impression of the legendary daughter-in-law, I was still very curious, who would be killed by a character like Yoshida Shoyang? Women picked up cheap.

"Everyone, today we are going to join a new classmate."

With a warm smile on his face, Yoshida Matsuyo pushed the half-opened sliding door completely open, revealing a short guy beside him.I stretched my neck and almost stood up from my seat. After a long time, a kid in a light blue kimono walked up to the podium. Only then did I fully see his appearance.

——Silver curly hair, blood-red eyes, but at the moment it looks listless, so that there is no sense of tension.

Civet monster!

I opened my mouth wide in surprise. I thought that this monster must have been skinned and dried in the sun in all likelihood. I didn’t expect that not only did he not lose his hair, but he appeared in front of me again as my "future teacher", which really surprised me. I was quite frightened.But now I see him as an eight-nine-year-old little monster, and his gender is definitely male. Why did Mr. Songyang bring him back?He would never marry a boy.

Could it be... blindfold?

Monsters do have the ability to make others see him as they want them to be.

I didn't have more energy to think about why I wasn't blinded, because I was once again in a sad conflict at the moment.Logically speaking, I should expose the civet cat monster, after all, Mr. Songyang is likely to be in danger--ghosts live with humans, but they want to attract people's yang energy.

But I knew Tanuki Youkai first, and I even planned to turn him into my pet. It would be bad for him to expose him like this, and I don't want to watch him die.After all, I still like him.

Alas, it was hard to decide, so I decided to stay neutral.

The raccoon cat monster probably sensed my overly focused eyes, and glanced this way, and I quickly lowered my head—the little guy is still so sensitive...ah no, sensitive.He drifted his eyes around the corners of the classroom a few times, and of course he didn't find anyone staring at him, so he introduced himself as Yoshida Matsuyo said.

With a strange and vigilant expression on his face, he calmly said his name was Sakata Gintoki in a very low tone.The voice was the same as the day we first met, rustling and hoarse.If I remember correctly, he told me that day that his name came from Ah Yin, did he use a fake name to trick me?No, no, in comparison, the surrounding classmates and Yoshida Matsuyo were more deceived, because monsters would not easily tell others their names, and being known by so many people was also a troublesome thing for him.

Yes, Not Bad.Unexpectedly, he just gave himself a pseudonym, and it was also a name like "Sakata Gintoki" that sounded quite serious, but he would do as the Romans do. It seems that this monster's IQ is not very low. .

"Then, please sit in your seat?" Yoshida Shoyo has always been convincing. As he said, everyone is born with a specific talent. I think this is probably his talent.Compared with my ability to hear and discern, Yoshida Shoyo's talent for demagoguery is obviously more useful.No, it's against the sky.

Gui next to him applauded kindly, and I glanced at him and rolled my eyes—this guy has no position when he sees a beauty. Although I can't see the civet cat monster's blindfold, I also know that he will not be so ugly Where to go, firstly, he is pretty good-looking, and secondly, monsters are very smart, and they will only make themselves more beautiful.

Gui seemed to be aware of my contemptuous gaze, and his applause gradually slowed down, and finally stopped completely, looking at me innocently, and I gave him a hard look: "What are you clapping for, we said last night If you don't, you'll be a shit?!"

Gui's expression became even more innocent, he obviously couldn't digest my vulgar metaphor, and was afraid that it was class time so he didn't dare to refute me loudly, so he lowered his voice: "Didn't you talk about dealing with Teacher Songyang's daughter-in-law last night? This person is about the same as us, they are all boys, and they should not be the daughter-in-law brought back by the teacher."

You are the boy, and all of you are boys.

"And Teacher Songyang said, he is our new classmate, Feng, you don't listen to the class well."

Hearing what he said, I immediately understood what I had misunderstood, for example, the civet cat monster didn't use tricks at all.But I didn't want to show weakness in front of this idiot, so I refuted him stubbornly: "You... how do you know it's not!"

It's a pity that Gui is an idiot. He couldn't tell that I was weak at all. He just thought about it for a while, and then opened the textbook muttering: "Really? Then the teacher might as well marry Takasugi."

I'm down.

"At least we know him." Gui added again.

I decided not to argue with him anymore—since Gui spoke to me for the first time, I never had any expectations for his super deceitful face. But there is nothing in it except tofu flower.It felt disillusioned and hopeless like watching a cute swimsuit loli mutate into a foot-picking man.

I lay weakly on the desk, and occasionally looked at Takasugi in the front row—although that Tsundere had no special reaction to the fact that Mr. Songyang brought back a little boy, but the guy had a straight waist The back obviously relaxed—well, well, if Tanuki has no intention of seducing Yoshida Shoyo to marry him, then it would be a good choice for us to form an alliance and maintain a long-term comrade-in-arms relationship.

Tanuki monster... Ah no, Gintoki Sakata is sitting in the back row of the classroom, I can't see his movements, if I deliberately turn my head to look at him, it will startle me.

I plan to recruit him into the team of "Protecting the Peach Blossoms for Teacher Songyang". There are only three of us, and the combat power is too weak, but if the entire private school is recruited, then our career will have a better chance of success.So my preliminary plan is to bring Jingle and Huaniaoyuan together, and then gradually extend it outward.Of course, I have also considered that there will be ups and downs in this process, such as what to do if they don't want to join.

I am a democratic person, and I never push others to make things difficult for me.If they don't obey, we have to adopt the plan of courtesy first and soldiers later. First, let Gui go and talk to them until they get dizzy, and then I will beat them until they obey.

Hmm... that's a pretty good idea.

It can be inferred from this that it is very necessary to absorb Sakata Gintoki. Although I realized that this monster can't even fly after spending a night together, it will not be as frustrating as Gui was pulled out by me with a single knife.After all, monsters are monsters, and their combat power must exceed that of ordinary people, so I have more confidence in beating people up - after all, my combat power is not yet to the point where I can walk sideways in the Matsushita private school.

I have a sense of accomplishment, our gang has all the civil and military skills, and conquering the world is not a fantasy hahahaha!

Thinking about these wonderful things, I fell asleep again in a class.

The second class was my favorite kendo class. We arranged in groups in the courtyard and practiced sparring with bamboo knives.I raised my eyebrows to signal Gui to wait, and then walked over to Sakata Gintoki - this is a good opportunity, I can take this opportunity to test his strength.Gui didn't understand why he retracted the posture he had set up, and I yelled at him impatiently to follow up.

Why is my little brother such a dull guy, what a fucking loser to me.

Since Sakata Gintoki is a newcomer, he was singled out during sparring practice, so he is sitting alone in the corridor watching us practice swords. I don’t know if it’s my illusion. His expressionless face seems to me A little lonely.

I walked up to Sakata Gintoki and stared at him for a while, and he stared back at me with a blank expression—I cut in, this guy didn't recognize me.I almost became his master, and he didn't recognize me!

I decided, I'm going to punish him.

I adjusted my mentality for a while, and finally put on an expression of [-] on my face. When I crossed my arms and looked down at Sakata Gin sitting under the eaves, he just stared at me with a pair of red eyes.I was a little hairy from being stared at by him, and my eyes began to wander around, to the sword he was holding in his arms-until now I noticed that he was actually holding a sword in his hand, with a sword hanging from the scabbard. Orange-yellow tassel——is the sword of Mr. Songyang.

Teacher Songyang actually gave him the sword?

"Hey, you." I stopped hesitating, raised my chin and nodded at him, pointed my nostrils to the eaves very arrogantly, making sure that the civet cat monster in the lower position could only see my chin: "Is Sakata Gintoki right, my partner is sprained Foot, you fight with me."

Gui obviously didn't understand my subtext and wanted to refute, but I kicked him on the ankle first.

"...Obviously it was you who broke his foot just now." Sakata Gintoki was silent for a long time, silently moved his eyes away from Gui, who was hopping around and howling with his arms and legs, and retorted me calmly, of course If you ignore the black lines on his face, the persuasion will be stronger.

He took a step back calmly holding the sword that was taller than the whole person, as if scratching the back of his head impatiently, muttering in his mouth, it sounded like he was talking to himself: "Oops, uncle didn't say How to deal with campus bullying incidents..."

"I didn't kick it just now, I reminded him that his feet should hurt." I naturally ignored the uncle, and when I didn't hear Sakata Yinshi's complaint, I waved to him expressionlessly, (ignoring Sakata Yinshi's strong protest Struggling violently) invited him (forcibly) to the wide area of ​​the courtyard, and threw him a bamboo knife: "Come on, let's practice."

Little raccoon, oh little raccoon, you dare to forget your master, I want to punish you.

The author has something to say: the saved manuscript is gone, and I will not be able to update it until next Friday.