Machine Zero is also human!

Even though Sakata Gintoki was unwilling and embarrassed in every possible way, he was eventually dragged into the martial arts arena by me.

I'm used to using fierce attacks, no matter who I'm fighting with, and because I knew he was a monster from the beginning, I didn't have the slightest intention of letting go, and just attacked with all my strength-of course, when I fight against Gui It will not release water either.

Sakata Gintoki was a little weaker than I thought. I thought I would be kicked away by him if I missed two moves, but I didn't expect to be able to fight against him for a while.Sakata Gintoki's sword moves are very messy, without any routines, but gradually I also discovered something else, for example, every move of him is effective... and fatal, if you use it well, you can basically use one move Then send people to Santuchuan.

It seemed that every time he swung the knife, it was for survival, not practice.

It's just that this guy seemed to be worried about something, he hesitated before making a move, he hardly greeted me, even if he stabbed me, the bamboo knife would be taken away before it came, not to mention his full strength, I think he was even deliberately suppressing his own powerful nature -able.

"Knee!" When I hit Sakata Yin again, I watched him retreat a long way, feeling a little annoyed in my heart, and moved faster: "I'll insert! You fucking look down on me?! Show your true skills!"

"If you come here again, I will fight back, wow——!"

"Just let you make a move, okay?"

But even with such a threat, Sakata Gintoki still just hopped around like a flea in the end, and didn't respond to me at all.I crossed my hips and looked at him puffed up—unhappy, really unhappy, like hitting cotton, and there was no response at all.

……hateful.

So I fought more and more bravely, and in the end, I was simply chasing him and running around.While Sakata Gintoki and I were chasing after each other, the others had already stopped practicing swords and watched our (unilateral) practice (abuse) intently.Good hearing allows me to hear all the whispers around me, for example, I am bullying the freshmen, for example, I am bullying the freshmen, for example, I am bullying the freshmen.

I feel very depressed, obviously this bastard monster is bullying me, okay!Feeling aggrieved, his mood became more irritable, and his moves became more ruthless, forcing Sakata Yinshi to slash back.

"Hey, don't play tricks with me, you're more than capable."

Excitedly, I used the bamboo knife to grab the blade of Sakata Yinshi's attack, twisted my wrist a few times, then pressed against his arm and rubbed my body forward, stabbing directly at the heart.Sakata Yinshi's eyes widened suddenly, and he forcibly broke his hand out of my control. The sound of silk being torn and the bamboo knife colliding sounded at the same time, and he let out a piercing cry of grief—a piece of his sleeve was torn off by me.

There was no time for me to hesitate, Sakata Gintoki's knife cut over immediately, the target was... the carotid artery!I turned my head slightly to dodge his fatal blow, and then quickly backed away to open the distance. A strand of black hair slipped from my cheek and slowly fell to the ground, and then I pulled a black hair in a high ponytail Straight to the shoulder.

I was stunned for a moment, and the person on the opposite side was obviously also stunned, standing there blankly holding the handle of the knife.When I saw a strand of black hair on the ground, my pupils suddenly shrank to the size of a needle point, and I felt a rush of heat rushing to my head—my hair is hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair!The bastard cut off my hair!

"Boy, you annoy me..."

I threw the bamboo knife and rushed directly at Sakata Yinshi. The other party was frightened by his instinctive reaction. Before he could dodge in time, I rushed straight at him. I pressed Sakata Yinshi to the ground and punched him in the face with my fist. When I greeted him, he reacted fairly quickly. When I turned my head to avoid it, my fist directly skipped his ear and hit the floor.

A big pit.

The surroundings fell silent for an instant.

"Wow!!!! The phoenix monster is going crazy again! Go find Teacher Songyang!!!"

I don't know who yelled such a sentence, the quiet courtyard suddenly became noisy, and there was a commotion. I was about to punch him again, and my limbs were already tightly hugged. Holding my legs, Gui and Takasugi each hugged me with an arm, all four of them had black lines on their faces without exception.

In fact, I didn’t lose control many times in the Panasonic private school, but once I was sitting quietly on the seat thinking when the fish fry in the big tank would grow up, drooling in a daze, and one of them was blushing. I don't know which guy suddenly ran over to talk to me, blablabla, I was feeling irritable, and I didn't bother to listen to what he had to say, so I stared at him expressionlessly, and said with my lips open, "Go away, Red Bean Experimental Field."

So angry Mr. Hongdou rushed towards me, fight if you say fight, why are you pulling my hair, like a bitch.Then Mr. Hongdou was beaten by me and lost a tooth. Although I was picked up by Mr. Songyang in the end, the "Phoenix Monster" still became famous in one battle! (It seems quite proud.)

Memories are over.

Gao Shan's face was impatient, and the veins on his forehead twitched: "Can't you stay out of trouble for a day?!"

——What do you mean I can’t stay out of trouble for a day, it’s obviously the raccoon monster who is messing with me!

Jing Le's expression seemed to be that he was being beaten, full of horror: "Feng! Calm down!"

I can't calm down at all, this is the hair I have cherished for two years, especially after I disguised myself as a woman and came to study in Matsushita private school, the only thing that can comfort my girlish heart is a head of black silk like silk, this guy actually... ...dammit how dare you hurt my hair!

I kicked my legs angrily, and roared while struggling violently: "Go away! Let go of me! I want to teach this bastard how to write politely! How dare you cut my hair!"

"In the end, is it because of your hair?!" Sakata Gintoki, who was crushed by me and frightened, immediately turned into irritable triangular eyes when he heard the reason why I wanted to beat him. He poked my forehead hard with a finger: "Are you running away because of your hair?! You are an uncle who has entered menopause! Why do you have such a delicate and sensitive hobby?!"

... No, I have to beat him.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Let me go!!!!" I roared and shook Takasugi and Gui who were hanging on my arms--it's so annoying, it's as hard to get rid of as brown sugar .

"phoenix!"

When I was about to break free from their control, I was suddenly hugged from behind, and then the world turned upside down in an instant, and the long hair hanging behind my back fell from the back of my head to the front, blocking my entire vision.

...This perspective—I seem to be lifted up.

I was still struggling with my hands and feet, but the person who carried me seemed to be very good at this kind of situation. It consumed my energy without making me uncomfortable. After a few struggles, I fell powerlessly on his shoulders on.I was carried upside down, my head was a little congested, and I heard a buzzing sound around me, but my ears seemed to be blocked with a ball of cotton, and I could only vaguely hear the general idea.

"Why did you make Feng so excited..." This was the voice of Yoshida Shoyo, sounding a little helpless.As he said this, I was carried on his shoulders and bumped up and down a few times. Seeing that I no longer had the strength to struggle, he breathed a sigh of relief and put me on the ground.

As soon as I landed, I threw myself in a daze towards Gui who was closest to me, holding his shoulders and almost putting all my strength on him, with tears and timidity, I looked weakly at Sakata Gintoki who had a stiff expression: "Oh... ...Teacher, he bullied me..."

"Who would believe it!?" X4, except for Sakata Gintoki, the other four brats who stopped me almost refuted me like this with one voice.

I'm so sad, the civet cat monster didn't speak, the four of them...the four of them turned against each other outright!How do I usually treat them!The mushrooms picked by the rabbits caught on the mountain are all shared equally. If there is meat, everyone will eat together, and if there is trouble, everyone will rush together!If I am punished, I will be punished together, although every time I am punished, it is almost my fault!What a bunch of heartless white-eyed wolves!

"Well... because he cut his hair." I hugged Gui's waist with a grievous face and went straight into his arms, completely ignoring a group of people around me who were twitching their mouths.

Gui was so annoyed by me that he punched and kicked me out of his arms: "My feet are still hurting, and I don't want to talk to Feng within 24 hours."

"..." How stingy, like a bitch.

I was still waiting to quibble, but when I looked up, I saw Sakata Yinshi standing there with his lips pursed and silent, his red eyes were watery, just like when I first saw him, almost watering out—— —It's over, he's going to cry again, he really didn't bother, this monster is even more fat than the neighbor's big fat... I touched my nose a little depressed, this guy, even if I blame him for all the bad things I won't quibble, I always feel a little pitiful for being wronged.Forget it, I have a lot of adults, and I don't have the same knowledge as him.

I bit my lip and twisted a few times, stepped forward and hugged Sakata Gintoki's shoulder: "It's okay, I forgive you, even though you provoked me and cut my hair..."

"Feng, you were the one who provoked classmate Sakata."

"Shut up, little sheep with a wig! Didn't I provoke you or invite you to practice!?"

"It's Katsura Kotaro, not the little sheep with wigs!"

I plug in!The traitor!The blue veins on my forehead twitched a few times, and I still couldn't hold back after holding back a few times. In front of Yoshida Songyang, I threw Gui to the ground with open teeth and claws: "Don't you fucking stop talking to me Is it?! 24 hours haven’t passed yet!”

"I'm just stating the facts! Don't sit on my stomach!"

"What's wrong with me just sitting down!"

The surroundings began to become chaotic again. When the little devils saw us fighting, they became excited. It wasn't until Yoshida Shoyang took our small arms and pulled me up from Gui that the chaotic scene was under control.I curled my lips and looked at Yoshida Shoyang's gloomy face, snorted and turned my head to the side to say that I don't care how he punishes my aunt, Yoshida Shoyang's good self-cultivation finally failed, and he directly carried me on the shoulder. Walk.

I lay on Yoshida Shoyo's shoulders, and Sakata Gintoki looked at me, with a complex expression on his face, I grinned at him with my mouth missing two front teeth, and then laughed silently— —Well, the little civet cat still looks good when it smiles, but its lonely look is too annoying.

The author has something to say: I have been waiting for a long time [Calm (beaten)]

I've been watching Gintama's BL comics lately, the super meaty ones, especially Yingao.Now when I look at Gintama, "One dead gay, two dead gays, three dead gays..." [Hit the wall hard] I am obviously a bg party