[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

Ghost Lantern is indeed a Ghibli enthusiast.

Bai Ze thought so, and in the room of the ghost lamp, he found a glass bottle containing Totoro, a miniature model of Sky Castle, a figure of Cat Bus, and a sticker of Jinyu Ji on the table.

In addition to this, there were stacks of books, which crowded the small room, and there were strange sculptures on the table. He also found a dried snapdragon under the bed of the ghost lamp.

Bai Ze picked up the snapdragon grass and threw it directly into the trash can, but at this moment the lump on the bed moved and turned over.

Bai Ze immediately fell to the ground, grabbed a book and covered his face, pretending to be dead!

Fortunately, Ghost Lantern just turned over and didn't wake up.While patting his chest, Bai Ze scratched the edge of the bed with lingering fear and popped his head out bit by bit.

Scary scare scare scare scare scare - scared me to death! !

Bai Ze patted his heart again, tiptoely knelt down in front of the ghost lamp's bed, and observed the sleeping face of the ghost lamp—his hair was all messed up, and there was a pressed red mark on his face.

Hmm...the photos of this embarrassing moment should be taken and laughed at him later! !

Bai Ze took out his phone resolutely, but forgot to turn off the sound effect when taking pictures——

There was only a click.

One hand grabbed his phone, then popped it.

The ghost lamp opened its eyes in a dark room, completely without the hazy eyes and other movements of just waking up - it locked on Bai Ze straight away, looking at him as if looking at a dead person: "You, why, what, What, in, here, here."

"...I, I, I, I——" Oh my god, it's so scary. The plague god's eyes are so scary, my god, it's so scary, so scary! !

"speak English."

"...You, you, you, you, do you know how many days you have slept?" Bai Ze completely ignored his phone that was pinched and exploded, and began to stammer and describe his behavior, "6 days—— these six days I really I’m exhausted! Yan Luodian and Bliss Full Moon are running at both ends!! Just, let’s say it’s my fault that you’ve slept for so long... I really can’t take it anymore, so I came to wake you up——!”

Bai Ze was picked up by the ghost lamp, and was kicked out of the ghost lamp's room with a mace like a baseball.

"Ingratis guy!"

Bai Ze was thrown out by the ghost lamp, dragged a long trail straight down the corridor, and then landed upside down with his nosebleeds all the way: "I'm just here to wake you up! Everything in your room It’s the smell of evil spirits, so I don’t want to get close!! If it wasn’t for Yan Mo, please, who would call you, sleep to death!!”

The ghost lamp stared at the messy hair, and the whole face was too gloomy to bear to look directly at.He brushed his teeth, washed his face, combed his hair, changed his clothes as fast as he could, and then opened the door with a "crash"——Bai Ze was still cursing.

"You wait for the yellow-mouthed children to be so arrogant! Treating seniority and inferiority as nothing-what are you doing!!"

Bai Ze knocked Bai Ze unconscious with a mace, and dragged him to Yan Mo Temple.

His residence is very close to Yan Mo Temple, which is conducive to his work and life balance-in fact, Ghost Lantern is a workaholic, and the only place that can be called living is probably to raise snapdragon grass.When the ghost lamp dragged Bai Ze and threw him directly in front of Yan Luo Hall, A Xiang who came to report the task, Tang Gua and Eggplant beside him were silent.

"Your Majesty."

Ghost Lamp opened his mouth, and paused every word with a blank face: "Which hell should such a sinful beast be assigned to?"

"Ghost lamp... oh, look at Bai Ze being beaten by you..." Yan Mo yelled in surprise after seeing the delirious Bai Ze, "Actually, I came to ask him to help, you fell asleep this time For 6 days, the affairs of hell were too busy, so I asked Bai Ze to help—how ​​can you treat guests like this?"

"It's the Hell of Congregation, right? I'll throw him on the Mountain of Needles right now—Miss Axiang, please give him a good whipping."

"That...Master Ghost Lantern..." Ah Xiang didn't know how to answer the question, "Master Bai Ze has really done a good job these days...not at all inferior to Lord Ghost Lantern..."

"I see, that's the Mountain of Needles."

"...Ahem... Plague God, you are going to die..."

Bai Ze finally woke up, staggered up from the ground, and stepped back in embarrassment: "Okay, I've woken you up! I don't want to stay here! Cough cough..."

Ghost Lantern watched him turn around and leave without holding back, but just called out: "Bai Dolphin."

"Ah? What?" Bai Ze turned his head to look at him impatiently, his upturned eyes were full of disgust.

Ghost Lantern took out a check data from his pocket, then scribbled the number 200 million on it, and handed it to Bai Ze: "Your renovation fee."

Bai Ze smiled and took it without any surprise.

"Thank you for your patronage, God of Plague."

"Each to each other, beast."

The two showed the same disgusted expressions, and Bai Ze left decisively after receiving the check.But Ah Xiang looked at the ghost lamp as if worried, and finally couldn't hold back and asked: "Master Ghost lamp...do you still have a bad relationship with Master Bai Ze?"

"Isn't it always bad?"

Ghost Lantern had already started browsing the scrolls he had been dealing with in the past few days. Since it was something that Bai Ze had already read, he basically just glanced at it before reading the next scroll, with an indifferent and calm tone.

"But..." Ah Xiang hesitated to speak, and finally just sighed, "Master Ghost Lantern, this time I brought you the list of weapons and accounts from Zhonghe Hell..."

hell, and heaven.

Fire and water were originally incompatible.

Thinking of this, Bai Ze poked his palm into his pocket, and found that the butterfly hairpin he bought in this world before was gone.

If the present world is a collection of complex emotions, then heaven is good and hell is evil, just like the two poles of a magnetic pole, they will always exist and never get close.

As soon as Bai Ze returned to Taoyuan Township, he found that the list of medicines he had hoarded was already three days away.He lamented his tragic fate, and then began to work overtime to make medicine.The rabbits squatted obediently beside him, smashing medicine and watching.Although Bai Ze was a little bit bothered, he was as serious as Ghost Lantern in his work and would never slack off.

Before he knew it, it was dusk, and Bai Ze realized that he didn't seem to have eaten yet.

In life, this mythical beast strictly abides by the rules of work and rest like a real old man, eating and taking baths on time and exercising on time. Of course, it is a different matter if you go to the Flower Street to date girls—it’s a day that he’s dating a girl No one texted him back...

Bai Ze suddenly realized that his mobile phone seemed to be pinched and exploded by a ghost lamp.

"Damn...that God of Plague, ah, the loss is really too great..."

Bai Ze gritted his teeth, he couldn't even eat - you must know that the mobile phone has the phone numbers of all the women he can hook up with since he has a mobile phone, divided into several categories according to personality type and appearance, and there are beautiful Every time he flipped through the photos, he felt a sense of pride—although once he showed off to the ghost lamp, he was kicked out of the three streets with a mace.

How could that phone be only worth 200 million!That is priceless!

Bai Ze hugged his head and rolled around on the table. A few rabbits gnawing on the grass occasionally moved their noses to look at their boss, and then continued to eat the grass with their heads down.

"Damn it...it's a big mistake..."

Bai Ze didn't think about food and drink, his face was paler than the one hit by the ghost lamp, he staggered over and picked up the landline phone of Bliss Full Moon, and dialed the number of the ghost lamp very familiarly.

"Bai Ze——no bai dolphin, do you have anything to do?"

The ghost lamp answered quickly, and his voice didn't annoy Bai Ze through the phone: "Are you finally ready to book your place in Hell? I'd be happy to let you skip the mountain road ahead and go straight to Qin Guangdian for free—" "

"I didn't tell you about this!" Bai Ze didn't bother to correct his malicious address, "Evil ghost, my phone is broken, how are you going to compensate me?"

The other party was silent for a while, and then said: "I'm very strange, where does your courage come from to be self-satisfied in front of me like a clown in spite of your own death?"

"If you do something wrong, you have to be brave enough to take on your mistakes, little friend of Ghost Lamp," Bai Ze retorted, "What is obviously wrong is that you are still so confident in debating who taught you, huh?"

The two quarreled back and forth for a few words, and finally made an inexplicable bet, and then Ghost Lamp finally brought the subject back: "Well, Baiji, you are so naive... How much do you want?"

"Cut... Who wants money?" For some reason, Yu Zu's mood was swept away by the ghost lamp pinching his phone, Bai Ze said on the phone with a smile, "Evil ghost, do you remember the 'PICO-NEIL limited edition' at that time?" Cell phone'? The one I went to snatch with you?"

PICO-NEIL limited edition mobile phone.

This is a mobile phone with powerful functions and stable signal, capable of communication in the three realms, and it works well in China and other countries in Asia. However, only a few thousand units are sold because of the high price—and it’s only a few seconds online. The kind that grabs.

It was originally just a small matter, but Bai Ze and Gui Deng even made a bet on whether they could get it.

In order to get this phone, Bai Ze violated his biological clock and stayed up until 12 o'clock in the morning in this world.On the other hand, he tapped on the Ghost Lantern with Qiezi's cell phone—and he got it.

Bai Ze has always been worried about this, and this time he can blackmail Ghost Lamp once, so he won't let it go: "I want that limited mobile phone!"

"...Are you an elementary school student who hugs his parent's thigh when he sees a teddy bear in the window?"

"Who cares about that! Since you broke my mobile phone, you have to pay for it! I want the limited mobile phone, the limited mobile phone, the limited mobile phone!"

"...can you be quiet?" Ghost Lantern seemed to be talking to someone else, Bai Ze heard "sorry" and "I'll be fine soon" from the other side, and then Ghost Lantern continued, "Okay, no problem ,that's all."

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh !real or fake? !

Bai Ze opened his eyes wide, and hung up the phone before he could ask Ghost Lamp again.

PICO-NEIL limited edition mobile phone? !

Bai Ze was as excited as a child who had been promised by his parents to buy toys. He hugged the calm-faced Rabbit Ji and kissed him big. After dinner, he ate dinner and worked overtime for a few hours. Even if he successfully dated a beautiful woman, he has never seen him so happy.

As a result, Bai Ze was dumbfounded when he opened the package sent by Ghost Lantern.

It is indeed a mobile phone, and it is indeed a PICO-NEIL limited edition mobile phone.The red shell comes with a lovely snapdragon pendant next to it.

Trembling with an extremely bad premonition, Bai Ze took out the phone, and turned it on—as expected, the wallpaper was also a screaming snapdragon, and the personalized slogan on the top read "Beasts go to hell, go to hell, go to hell" Go to hell..." and kept sliding on the screen... It's mental pollution at all.

Immediately, Bai Ze made a phone call to Ghost Lantern with lightning speed.

"Fuck, isn't this your mobile phone! Why did you give me your mobile phone!"

"Don't you want a mobile phone? I gave you my own, why are you picky?" Ghost Lantern held the new blue mobile phone without panic, "By the way, let me tell you that I got a new blue one last night. This I’ll give you the old one—I even set up the snapdragon system interface for you, kneel down and thank me, Bailu!”

"Who wants to thank you evil ghost!!!"

The author has something to say: 1. When Ghost Lantern traveled to Egypt at public expense, Xiaobai asked Bai Ze to handle the official business——Bai Ze was praised as being as capable as Ghost Lantern [Hey]

2. The author brainstorms about the origin of the couple's mobile phone...【You go away

3. I think what I write is just a short drama... OJZ