[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

The state of etiquette in China's domain naturally pays more attention to face than other places.

The so-called "you can do whatever you want to make trouble at home, but give me face when you go out" should be able to explain the man's thinking-even if the sword cultivator and the demon cultivator can't see each other forever, they will fight if they see each other, but in In all written documents and audio recordings, they are always amiable and smiling.

In a word, you must save face and suffer.

And Bai Ze just took their face off and kicked them like a ball... and kicked the guy, Jiu Zhongtian almost wanted to pack his nationality and give it to Gao Tianyuan next door...or to the group who yelled "Anyway, everything They are all my Smectas" is also possible - I guess they will be very happy.

But Bai Ze is still quite famous among monsters, and he has a deep relationship with Taoism, so he can be listed as a founder. If he criticizes him, it always feels like criticizing the origin-so they put Bai Ze dealt with it coldly.

The so-called "cold treatment" actually means not dealing with it, let him say a few words of apology in front of everyone, then pack it up and throw it back to Taoyuan Township.

As for the other...who cares.

Bai Ze sighed, looking at the signboard of "Full Moon of Bliss" which had not been seen for a few days, the long ears of the rabbit grazing at the door moved slightly, looked up at him, and then continued to eat the grass with its head down.

Bai Ze took a deep breath, as if this could clear away all the tiredness between his brows and eyes—but it was true, the abundant aura in the air, the fragrance of peaches and wine easily dispelled all the knots in his chest eliminated.

"I'm back."

He said this without expecting anyone to answer him.

However, things backfired, and a sinister voice sounded: "You still have the habit of talking to yourself...Bai Dolphin."

Bai Ze's brows twitched, and when he looked back, he had already put on the most hypocritical and unbeatable smile: "Where is it... I don't know, evil ghost, you still have the habit of following ♂."

Ghost Lantern was still wearing the highly recognizable black clothes, with his hands in his sleeves.But he just glanced at Bai Ze lightly, and successfully ignited his anger again with a light sentence: "Where is there... I don't know that you are still the type who can take all men and women-be more careful in the future. "

Bai Ze's face was distorted immediately, there is no doubt that the ghost lamp took the matter of Hei Ze, sprinkled cumin and oil on his black history, roasted it on the fire, and prepared to have a big meal: "I'm really sorry Ah, I'm not! Interested! Interested in you!"

As for whether this sentence is true or not, only Bai Ze knows in his heart.

Ghost Lamp stretched his sleeves, and raised his eyes indifferently: "Who knows, aren't you just a beast?"

Bai Ze spit out blood from his heart and almost spattered the peach tree: "...you came to quarrel with me today?"

"Of course it's not as boring as you think." Ghost Lantern took out a mace from his sleeve, "Yan Mo Dawang heard about you, and sincerely invites you to have a drink in Zhonghe Hell-to satisfy him The emptiness and loneliness of middle age has no end to the soul of unbearable gossip."

"...If you invite me to drink, just drink - what are you doing with your mace!"

……

For King Yan Mo, ghost life has actually come to an end.

He was the first person to die in neon, he became the first ghost of course, he led the ghosts to carry out the hell revolution, and he became the symbol of hell, the king of hell, and the ghost can do everything he can in his life. It was also very successful in this regard.

And all these results were contributed to by the Ghost Lamp.Maybe Yan Mo Dawang was doomed when he saw the child possessed by a ghost for the first time, and then he caught the ghost lamp with a glance in the vast sea of ​​ghosts, and jointly squeezed out the life of the first assistant officer Izanami , formulate new rules, establish a new hell system...

"Ghost Lamp's kid is too creepy... Bai Ze-kun... look at my hands... They were all broken by Ghost Lamp-kun QAQ"

"...You agreed to invite me to drink and get drunk?! So it's just you who want to get drunk?!"

Bai Ze looked at King Yan Mo, who was already sprawled on the seat and was crying like a river, and he couldn't complain—at first he thought that King Yan Mo heard about his black history to comfort him, beat him, and mock him... But this guy was alone Complaining when you're drunk is messing around!I haven't said a word at all! !

"Woooo... Bai Ze-kun... You said that Mr. Guideng is so fierce, how can girls like him? How can he get married if no girl likes him? How can he take a vacation if he is not married? He always does not take a vacation... Wuwu I'm so sad...QAQ"

The tears that flowed from Lord Yan Mo's huge system were also large, splashing like a faucet on the table.Bai Ze was planning to wipe it with a paper towel, but then he wiped the table with a rag: "...Are you so concerned about his marriage just to give him a vacation?"

"I've even written the documents! The assistant officer has been married for 30 years...but he just doesn't get married..."

"=口=Why don't you just quit him!!"

"That kid from Ghost Lamp is a good guy!! QAQ"

"...Does this have anything to do with it!!"

Bai Ze has no words at all. When facing the ghost lamp, he will always unconsciously turn into the one who complains. Now that the ghost lamp is not here, he is still complaining about his boss... This world is really not a good place.

"Bai Ze... I heard that you didn't have a fight with your old lover before? It would be great if you bonded with that child of Ghost Lantern... Sigh." Lord Yan Mo's unconscious words made Bai Ze feel "boom" There was a sound, but the expression showed an extremely disgusted look: "...that sounds too disgusting."

"Bai Ze-jun... Let me tell you about your love history?" After a long and tearful foreplay, King Yan Mo finally spoke the point, and his broad palm patted Bai Ze's shoulder, "A few days ago, you and your old lover almost got into a fight at Bishamon's shrine, and some artifacts even recorded videos..."

"..." Bai Ze, "Which artifact is so boring to record this kind of thing..."

"The whole shrine of Bishamon is covered by WIFI. They uploaded it to the Internet as they recorded it. I heard that the number of hits is going up. The barrage reached more than 2000 in an instant."

"..."

In the wine house of Zhonghe Hell, the beautiful and poisonous female jailers sang Ruan Nong's songs and danced gracefully. Bai Ze's eyes were glued to a beautiful singing girl, and he drank another bowl after a long while. Liquor, his face is already blushing: "Who remembers the past so long~ Who hasn't had some past~"

They are all ghosts and ghosts, and the things they have experienced are more or less recorded in the books.

People of later generations read it lightly, and perhaps for them at that time, life might be worse than death.

Bai Ze closed his eyes, and when he opened them, he was still looking at the beautiful singing woman.

The story of him and Kurosawa can be said to be very simple.

He picked up one of its kind in Kunlun Mountains.

For Bai Ze, such things of the same kind are even rarer than comets hitting the earth—after all, he is a divine beast that has lived from the Cretaceous period to the present, and has seen many things come and go, but he really This is the only one I have found after living for so many years.

At that time, Kurosawa was just a tall guy with the same snow-white fur and eight eyes as Bai Ze, but the magic power in his body couldn't even transform into form.Bai Ze had reached the full level since he was born, so he didn't know whether this little guy had roots of wisdom, so he raised him in a small cave in Kunlun, and brought him some food regularly, and also went to talk to him.

At that time, it was even more lonely than it is now. Nine Heavens had just taken shape, and there were intrigues and strife. The dynasties in the world changed in a blink of an eye. Hell was also a mess—the three realms were in chaos, fighting and fighting all day long. He is a young expert at picking up girls, and he masters all kinds of knowledge quickly. He often leaves his home for hundreds of years before returning.

Unexpectedly, when he came back, the little guy would be transformed, with the same face and white hair.

At that time, Bai Ze was scared to death by the white hair that killed Matt - you must know that he had never been abroad at that time, and he had never seen a guy with other hair colors. It is heresy to have white hair in a place like China .But Kurosawa just decided not to change this hairstyle, and Bai Ze had no choice but to let him go.

Kurosawa and Bai Ze have very different personalities - he looks very good, although he has the same narrow and long eyes as Bai Ze, but his eyebrows are lowered and his expression is always gentle, but he doesn't talk much. It feels like a facial paralysis, likes to cling to him, and will only be a little more lively in front of Bai Ze.

As the plot continues to develop, one day this guy Kurosawa will attack him, and he still has a simple and straightforward confession line like "seeking to mate".

Bai Ze was once again shocked by him. He thought for a long time about how to bring the child astray, so he went to consult Qilin, who had already taken care of his family, and the answer he got was "Isn't the same kind just brought Is it used for marriage and reproduction, what are you hesitating about, hurry up."

Bai Ze, who has always believed in the theory of "true love comes first", almost got a stomachache from being frightened.

He thought for a long, long time, until Kurosawa almost thought that Bai Ze was acquiescing to refuse, and finally nodded.

Although Bai Ze felt that he agreed because of Kurosawa's anxious and nervous expression at that time - but anyway, he agreed.

Master Yan Mo was also shocked: "... Bai Zejun, you still have such innocent time!"

Bai Ze smiled, propped his chin and looked at the beautiful woman, the amorous look in the corners of his eyes was unyielding to her: "...Isn't that right, I followed the steps of falling in love step by step."

"Then... why did you break up?" King Yan Mo asked.

"...incompatibility," Bai Ze replied curtly, and added, "If your lord finds out that the person you're dating looks completely different in front of you and in front of others...you probably can't bear it, right?"

"The old man asked a rather vulgar question..." King Yan Mo coughed, "Do you still like him?"

Kurosawa squinted his eyes, looked at the words "Jiuchongtian Embassy in Gao Tianyuan" written in front of him, and looked back at Zhengtai Fenghuang: "Where is this?"

"You'll know if you stay here," Fenghuang smiled at him inscrutablely, "One, this place is very close to Taoyuan Township; two, as long as you make trouble here, you can kill and kill at will... Are you interested in working here? ?”

"A fool would like that pervert." Bai Ze sighed, leaning his head on the table, "You can't keep yesterday."

"why?"

Kurosawa asked, and the narrow red eyes flashed with a dangerous meaning: "I don't know if I will kill Bai Ze."

"Come on, what did the kid talk about?" Fenghuang waved his hand, "I just don't want to miss it... That guy Bai Ze has a negative EQ, it's rare for a guy like you to like him so much."

The author has something to say: 1. Posted late at night, I guess not many people will come back after the update...

2. For mobile phone codes, I don’t know if there is a half-width problem. If the punctuation marks cannot be seen, I will change them tomorrow.

Then there is no picture... the ghost lamp seems to be in soy sauce again (hey)

Given that I still have a pitfall outside the story, double opening is simply incompetent! ! !I can only take care of one side ah ah ah ah ah! !

Now comes the problem! ! !

……

Which excavator is stronger?