[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

As a small god, Yato's selling point for providing services is "door-to-door service".

Therefore, he is a full-time god. First, he can hold a magic weapon to kill demons, and second, he can nurse children and clean the toilet. People who call him are often shocked when they see him suddenly appearing, accompanied by "pervert!" Pervert!" "Where did you come from!" Such shouts, and once she was thrown three blocks by a girl who learned Aikido.

But this one in front of him was obviously too calm.

Yato couldn't help but walk around Bai Ze and looked at him from head to toe, from his slit eyes to his shoes with booster pads - everything was normal.

So Yato also let go of his doubts, and immediately extended his hand to Bai Ze with a smile.

Bai Ze from Shan Ruliu took out a 5 yen coin from his pocket and put it in Yato's hand, and smiled at him like a counter salesman in a store: "Incense money?"

...too calm!He was denied even the chance to speak his own lines! !

Yato couldn't help looking up at Bai Ze with tears in his eyes: "You are a real human being! Why don't you let me say a line like 'One day I, Yato-sama, will become a great god!'!"

"Oh~ I'm sorry, sorry, how about we rewind it?" Bai Ze picked up the 5 yen in Yato's hand with a good temper, "How much incense money do you need?"

"...At this time, he is not handsome at all!!"

Yato, a little god without his own shrine, is currently helping a (fake) high school student named Shirasawa to solve a problem. He believes that his followers will spread all over the universe one day, and he will become one of the best gods in the world of gods .

"Yeah, I already know very well about Yato-kun's determination to 'become the most powerful god in Japan'," said Yato-kun talking about his fantasy and smirking like an enthusiastic speaker, and narrating his 101 questions about the future After the idea was explained, Bai Ze didn't look bored, he just sat on the steps and looked at him with a smile on his cheek, "So can you help me?"

It was dusk now, and there were very few people in the school.Bai Ze took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that two hours had passed... In other words, he had listened to this god rambling for two hours.

"QAQ, you are such a good person!"

Yato moved to hold Bai Ze's hand, his eyes were filled with sparkling suspicious liquid: "In this age of impetuous people, no one has heard my great plan! Just this, I will definitely satisfy you to the end! "

...In fact, your sweaty hands have already begun to make me a little dissatisfied.

Bai Ze made a slight complaint in his heart.

"You want to cut off the fate with others, right?" Yato smiled, "Can you explain the situation to me a little bit?"

"Eh?" Bai Ze frowned like a dissatisfied child, "Do you need to explain? The owner of the pharmacy doesn't ask his customers what they buy the medicine for."

"Of course I need it!" Yato put on a serious face, "The fate between people is woven by the gods, if you just want to cut off the fate with others just because of a momentary mood , This violates the original intention of the gods to help people!"

Gods help others?You really said it seriously for such a lofty reason...

Bai Ze's favorability towards this god has subtly increased, but he still frowned slightly... After a long while, he smiled and said, "He's someone who hates it to the extreme."

"It's too general!" Yato dissatisfied, "There is also a thing called 'love and kill' in this world!"

"There is also a saying in this world called 'unshakable enmity'," Bai Ze said while sitting on the steps, smiling very literally, "It's probably the same with him."

"...Really," Yato nodded, and then asked, "What's his name? Where is he now?"

"His name is Ghost Lantern, and he is about to pull out all the tendons of a certain animal to make a rubber rope—then tie him up and throw him into the pool of blood."

A deep voice sounded, and Bai Ze suddenly felt a chill down his back—then the next second, Yato grabbed him and rushed to the side!

Boom—long—!

A big hole was smashed into the ground!

Bai Ze and Yato bumped into each other, and Bai Ze's forehead directly hit the zipper of Yato's sportswear: "It hurts, it hurts——!! I'm going to go blind!!"

Yato grabbed Bai Ze and took a big step back almost instantly, then looked at the man in kimono and carrying a mace, and secretly screamed inwardly.

It is a very powerful ghost.

The ghost lamp missed with one blow, and then he carried the mace on his shoulder, his expression was calm, and when he saw Yato floating in the air, his expression changed subtly.

"Bai Dolphin, what are you doing?"

Bai Ze covered his eyes, and roared back with tears: "I just wanted to ask what you are doing!"

"Re-establish school spirit and discipline," Gui Deng didn't take Yato seriously. "My investigation in this world is over. Before leaving, I decided to do one last good thing for this school, which is to eliminate your scourge."

"You are the God of Plague!" Bai Ze rubbed his forehead and was on the verge of crying, "Once I run into you, nothing good will happen!"

Ghost Lantern was about to retort, "I don't want to see you at all," when Yato said sharply: "Evil ghost... you are not wandering in hell but in this world, what is the matter?!"

When he asked this sentence, he had already made a full-fledged attack posture. Although he didn't have a magic weapon in his hand, his eyes became sharp.

And the two present made subtle blank expressions like "..." after hearing this sentence.

There was silence for a while.

"Of course I'm here to investigate people's sentiments." Gui Deng replied with a face that has never changed for thousands of years, and then saw Bai Ze's face that wanted to laugh but held back a smile: "Hahahaha! You are being ridiculed by your opponent, ghost, hahaha ..."

As a member of Hell, Ghost Lantern hates the words of the jailers saying, "Heaven is such a good place" and "Welfare is much better than ours."And he himself doesn't like the kingdom of heaven very much - the number one person he hates on behalf of is Bai Ze.

"Investigate people's sentiments?" Ye Dou looked at Ghost Lamp's face for some unknown reason, then at Bai Ze's face for some unknown reason, and finally came to his senses, "Are you an official from hell?"

Bai Ze covered his forehead, took out a 5-yen coin from his pocket and put it in Yato's hand: "Please, Kami idiot—please help me kill that evil man who extracts the remaining labor force from hell." source of."

"...No no no what is the situation—wait a minute why you can fly too!!!"

The little god Yato was molested today by two guys whose combined age could circle the earth 20 times.

"That is to say..."

With a blank face, Yato pointed at Bai Ze who was dripping eye drops in his eyes: "You are not a human... but an even-toed ungulate?"

He pointed to the ghost lamp wearing a kimono and eating a hamburger: "You are not an evil spirit... but an official from hell? Are you here to observe human activities?"

"I'm not an artiodactyl, okay=="

In order to make his eyes more comfortable, Bai Ze raised his bangs, revealing the eye on his forehead.Yeto was very interested and wanted to take a look, but was stopped by the ghost lamp: "Although I really don't want to say it, but if I make any more troubles, this white dolphin's eyes will be blind."

"...How did you leave everything you did and act like you cared about me?" Bai Ze rolled his eyes at Ghost Lamp.

"It wasn't my fault in the first place," Gui Deng said with a straight face, "couldn't it be you who were at fault?"

... This person is amazing!There was a natural shivering aura exuding from all over her body!This kind of involuntary desire to kneel and kowtow to the ground is really powerful!

"Go away, you evil spirit who uses ruthlessness as a selling point to deceive cute girls."

Bai Ze was unmoved at all, because some eye drops leaked and flowed down the bridge of his nose, Bai Ze wiped his face with his school uniform, and then vaguely saw a slender girl in the distance, He couldn't sit still.

"Is there a girl in front?"

"Huh?" Yato leaned out and looked forward, "I didn't see it..."

"16 years old, about 158cm tall...D or C can't see clearly..."

Bai Ze murmured a few words like this, and then took out the butterfly hairpin he just bought from his body: "I think this must be very suitable for her."

[cross out] Innocent[/cross out] Yato expresses being intimidated.

The ghost lamp is not surprising: "You see, his eye is also used in this way."

When he said this, Ghost Lamp's tone was calm and indifferent, and Bai Ze didn't retort: ​​"Girls are the most eye-catching existences, if I look at you, my eyes will definitely go blind——beautiful girls Make us younger, you just don't understand, kid."

Bai Ze doesn't like to emphasize that he is very old in front of others, but he always wants to beat him in front of Ghost Lantern - even if it is age, it is good to win.And Ghost Lantern was not to be outdone, and the two ancestors began to speak venomously to each other.

"But it's nice... to have a permanent residence and job and all."

Yato burst into tears while talking: "I don't have enough money to build a shrine - I can only live in a shrine with no one... I don't know when I can have my own shrine and live in Takamahara... "

He didn't know where to take out a large wine bottle containing coins, stared at it with creepy eyes full of love, fondled it and fantasized: "My future house must be the one with three bedrooms and one living room—then I To sit on my throne every day and accept the worship of believers... Yato-sama! Yato-sama, please help me! Yato-sama, I am willing to follow you for the rest of my life!"

Bai Ze and Ghost Lantern looked at each other, then shook their heads in sync with each other: "Parana."

After speaking, the two realized that the other party had said the same thing as themselves, so they both showed the same disgust on their faces.

"Why don't this god come to work in our hell... We need someone who can speak well like you in the suffering of separation. I believe that those who have died will live a life worse than death." Ghost Lamp gave a sincere suggestion.

"What's the difference between you and Lucifer who lures good people into hell?" Bai Ze put down his bangs and smiled at Yato, "For now, put down the future plan, Yato, can you cut me off?" What is the fate with this evil ghost?"

The expression on Ghost Lamp's face changed, and then he glanced at Bai Ze, his tone was flat: "So that's what you came up with."

"What? I've been entangled with you for 1000 years... I'll be annoyed if you don't annoy me," Bai Ze raised his eyebrows as a matter of course, and then urged the ghost lamp enthusiastically, "By the way, you brought the bottle of witch medicine No? Hurry up, drink up... It stands to reason that as long as one of the parties is a human, it can be realized~"

Ghost Lamp impatiently wanted to hit him with a mace, but in the end he really thought it was a good idea and drank the witch's medicine.

Yato was still immersed in his own world and couldn't extricate himself, until Bai Ze called him, he was surprised and reacted: "Eh? But this is only effective for humans-heh, your horns are gone!! Ears have also changed!! "

"Even if it's just a second—I want to experience it!" Seeing that the witch's medicine worked, Bai Ze took out another 5 yen and put it in Yato's hand, "Please!"

"I can't take you anymore, this is a bribe! Hey! Besides, what's the point of this..." Yato muttered a few times, and finally nodded as if giving up, "It's okay, it's okay...you really are A guy who is boring to a certain extent."

The whole face of the ghost lamp that has turned into a human is gloomy, and the sleep medicine ingredient in the witch's medicine makes him feel very uncomfortable: "I want a refund for this amount of money."

Bai Ze smiled and patted Ghost Lantern's shoulder: "No problem, no problem, you just need to pay 100 million for the floor of my house, I'm very generous~"

"Are you a profiteer? Be careful, I will sue you at Jiuchongtian 315 Association."

"Tch, forgot to tell you that I am the permanent director of 315, you idiot~"

Yato: "Uh... the two of you, please settle the money dispute before breaking it off =="

So the two stood facing each other, Yato took a deep breath, and then concentrated the power of God on his fingertips.

Then, chop.

An invisible force split from between them, Bai Ze could only feel a cool wind brushing along his cheeks... and then he couldn't feel anything.

"...It's over?"

Yato put Bai Ze's 5 yen into his bottle and nodded: "It's over, thank you for your patronage."

...This is... called cutting off fate?

Bai Ze immediately raised his head to see the reaction of the ghost lamp, but it may be because of the sleep medicine that he was in a serious shadow. After seeing Bai Ze's eyes, he squinted his eyes, and took out his pocket watch indifferently. Check the time.

Is there a difference?

Bai Ze couldn't help but took a few steps forward, but Ghost Lantern ignored him, turned and walked straight away: "It's about time, I'm going back to hell."

Succeeded?

Bai Ze turned his head and asked Yeto this sentence with his eyes, and Yato raised his hand: "I swear that I will serve to the end! Absolutely cut off the line of fate!"

It's not that Bai Ze doubts Yato's words, it's just that the ghost lamp usually looks like this.Bai Ze thought for a while, gritted his teeth and caught up with the ghost lamp: "Plague God, how do you feel now?"

"I want to go back and sleep for three days and three nights—and then throw the skin of the culprit cramp into the pot to stew into soup." Ghost Lantern said extremely terrifying words in a calm voice, and turned his head to give Bai Ze a deadly look.

White Pond:"……"

Nothing has changed!There is no change at all! !

Bai Ze wanted to ask Gui Deng about his body, but as soon as Gui Deng stretched out his hand, he pointed at his waist and poked him hard!

Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !Eyes eyes eyes! ! !

Bai Ze has three eyes on the side of his waist, because he has never used a belt or tight high-waisted pants for this, the poke of the ghost lamp softened him completely, and his HP immediately dropped to zero, and he had no fighting power and could only scream.

"Barus! Artiodactyla!"

"Pats of Patson, beat you !!"

The author has something to say: 1. Why is it useless... because the ghost lamp that originally turned into a human being is like a free man and has no fate with everything in the world [Hey]

2. About Bai Ze's height-increasing shoes... ahem, I just put pictures and don't talk ↓