[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

Bai Ze likes the present world because it is lively.

He likes to be lively, but he doesn't like to be troublesome. In this world, people come and go, people come and go, but the change of dynasty is just a moment - the beautiful woman in the past, by the time Bai Ze remembered it, she had become a piece of loess in the field.But they are warm, full of vitality, and their eyes are full of hopes and expectations for the future.

So he would go to the real world every once in a while to play for a while, although he is a big hermit in the city, he never cares about the stories of the real world—whether the person in power Ming Dynasty is alone or not, he is just here to have fun .

"Emi is really cute~"

He sighed, and picked out a butterfly hairpin inlaid with sparkling small diamonds that matched the other's hairstyle from the dazzling array of accessories in the store, went to the counter to pay, and then turned and went to school.

All he could think about was the girl's soft body and the sweet smell of strawberries, but at the school gate, he met a god wearing a blue sportswear and a scarf.

Bai Ze's eyes are awesome, basically he can tell whether it's a human or a demon at a glance, which is much better than the demon mirror that needs loading buffer.And the god he saw was surrounded by a faint divine power, and there was an artifact standing next to him—a woman with short hair, who was worth communicating with.

It can be seen that Bai Ze's eyes are basically decorations.

Bai Ze followed the eyes of this god, and found that there was a faint tendency of air in the depths of this school. The smell of monsters was so strong that he could smell it even from a long distance away.

God... huh?

Bai Ze twisted his earrings, just smiled, passed the two of them and walked straight into the school.

Japan's 800 million gods are all derived from the beliefs of the people-this is also destined to protect their believers, and once their beliefs disappear, the gods will disappear.

Correspondingly, if the god dies but the belief of the people exists, the god will be reborn.

The gods in Bai Ze's mind should be as heart-like as a rock, and the existence of gods should be eternal, lofty and powerful-this is the tradition of the heaven/dynasty, and all the gods in Jiuchongtian were born from fighting in the prehistoric era of conferring gods Ruthless characters, or people who have experienced catastrophes and are super capable cultivators, none of them are good. For example, Bai Ze was once called by an old Taoist priest to "take your life, you vixen!" ==

So, according to Bai Ze's standards...

"Find a white dolphin."

A deep voice sounded, and before Bai Ze could react, he was stunned by the ghost lamp's words: "You really are a lingering ghost, a beast that exudes courtship hormones all over your body."

A cross appeared on Bai Ze's head, and he retorted without showing any weakness: "I messed up with the ghost teacher who trained me in class—do you believe that I let you cast a spell to blow off your hat in public? Oh, the one on the forehead The little pointed horn is so cute, right?"

Ghost Lantern didn't wear a teacher's uniform, but a T-shirt and trousers, a pair of glasses, and a hat covering his horns and ears. His face was numb. No matter how you looked, he looked like a dead house.

From Bai Ze's point of view, a guy like Ghost Lantern should be a god.

Cold, ruthless, rigid, and violent that ordinary people can hardly possess.

But ironically, he is a ghost whose career is to punish the world.

Ghost Deng and Bai Ze stared at each other like elementary school students for 10 minutes in the early morning of this beautiful campus. Finally, Ghost Deng calmly pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "It really is a beast."

"It's a divine beast! A divine beast!!" Bai Ze immediately jumped up, hating someone to classify him, "I'm much smarter than you guys!"

"Yeah, your brain is the only part I find useful—everything else is scum."

"Shut up, Plague God!"

"Neuropathy."

"Ghibli fan who is dying of illness! Tell me why I want to play solitaire with you here!"

Labor and management must kill him!break!edge!point!

Bai Ze thought so bitterly, turned his head and saw a catfish-like monster wandering around the campus from the window, as if swimming in a lake - and turned over beautifully.

...Ah, it is a monster that was born due to the change of time, there are too many hells.

Bai Ze rubbed his nose, and continued to watch with the mentality of watching the excitement, and then the god in sportswear started chasing the monster with a short knife in his hand.I have to say that his movements are very smooth, and the last posture of dragging the knife to cut open is also all kinds of handsome-he has the potential to enter Gao Tianyuan.

By the way, if it is a god... it will accept prayers from humans, right?

Bai Ze looked at the cold dagger in that god's hand, the red corners of his eyes were as bright as blood.He has already drawn up 101 ways to get that beautiful artifact in his mind, ranging from meeting to falling in love, and...

one stone two bird.

Ghost Lantern is right, Bai Ze's head is indeed the most valuable part of his body.It is as comprehensive as a huge mobile library, and the research on the topic of "picking up girls" can even publish several special journals.

"Student Bai Ze, come up and do this question."

Ghost Lamp pushed his glasses, and gave an order to a guy who was lying on the desk and giggling.

"Hi~"

Bai Ze stood up resolutely, crossed the silent class with his unique walking posture, then took out the chalk and drew a cuboid on the blackboard and entered the teaching mode: "V=abh, if you cut a knife from here Just use the cut and fill method to calculate..."

"It's full of cuboids and cutting techniques of post-modern art. I can't help but wonder if the world in your eyes is such a distorted existence." After seeing Bai Ze's cuboid, Teacher Guideng unceremoniously poked him with words one knife.

"Teacher Ghost Lamp is really good," Bai Ze smiled nonchalantly, and drew a cat inside the cuboid, "Artists are so lonely~"

"Oh you ghost, go down and sit down."

He and the ghost lamp are such existences, they hate each other, but they can't withdraw themselves from each other's world.

"Although Bai Ze did the right thing, but because the painting is too ugly and caused mental pollution, so his credits will be deducted."

"..." Bai Ze, who claimed to be an unappreciated artist, was shocked, so he drew another cat, Meimei, next to the cat.

……

Then the whole class witnessed their homeroom teacher press the students' heads on the blackboard and beat them with books.

Bai Ze once again stuffed his nose with a large ball of tissue paper, and returned to his seat in a state of confusion.

Shaking S violently!If it weren't for the young master, my physical attack is not strong, how could I allow you to be so presumptuous!

Thinking so bitterly, Bai Ze wiped his nosebleeds, then drew a face of a ghost lamp on the book, and then wrote a lot of words beside it, such as "cut by a thousand swords", "cannot be reborn forever", " Frequent urination, urgent urination, endless urination" and other vicious curses.

In the end, he still seemed to be puzzled, so he added a sentence "If you don't lift it, it will be sunny" on the painting.

He decided to materialize the painting when he went back, and then took a photo to show to Shaking S of Ghost Lantern.

Bai Ze knew Ghost Lantern in a friendly match with Han 1000 years ago, but he knew the name of Ghost Lantern a long time ago - Ghost Lantern is naturally famous as the first assistant officer of hell, and many girls like him After the three girls refused with the excuse of "I prefer Master Ghost Lantern", Bai Ze finally couldn't hold back the raging anger in his chest and ran to give Ghost Lantern a negative.

↑On the New Year's Day in Hell, he went to Hell and threw a bunch of stinky socks and junk ==

Afterwards, Bai Ze was beaten up by Fenghuang and Qilin, and he was dragged to Jiuchongtian to make a wrong conclusion. As an auspicious beast, he did such a thing as a provocation, so Bai Ze was severely punished. He gave him a severe reprimand.

... Every time I get involved with that plague god, it is a tragedy! !By the way, am I not a beast!Why do you have to be suppressed by a ghost like this! !

Thinking of this, Bai Ze felt quite uncomfortable and pulled the red string on his earring.

He stood at the door of the boys' toilet and dialed the phone painted on the door.

"Moshi Moshi, this is Yato~ Do you need help?"

It would be great if I could have nothing to do with that plague god.

Bai Ze smiled and bent his eyes, his voice was gentle and gentle: "Yes, I need help."

"Great—business is coming!"

Almost instantly, a strong wind blew from the opposite side of the toilet, shaking Bai Ze's earrings—and Bai Ze just turned around with a smile, and saw the man in blue sportswear with a The god of the scarf.

He squatted on the window sill, holding his mobile phone in one hand and holding the window frame with the other. It was obvious that this was the 5th floor and suddenly someone was on the window, but the people passing by didn't seem to see it.

Then he jumped in from the window and showed a vigorous smile to Bai Ze.

"Thank you very much for your patronage! I am Yato, who comes to serve the gods!"

The boy—at least from the outside, he was a boy. He didn't seem to notice any difference in Bai Ze's identity, and stretched out his hand to him.

White Pond:"……"

Yato shook his hand in Bai Ze's sluggish eyes: "Hello? Are you scared? But I'm not some strange person, I'm a real god, okay? Hello?"

"...Where's that lovely young lady?"

"What?"

Bai Ze closed the phone with a "snap", and was sure that he didn't see the beautiful Miss Artifact just now—that is to say, the god had already liberated her: "Sorry, I really should find someone else to ask for help."

"Don't, don't!" The boy became impatient, and grabbed Bai Ze's hand, "I'm cheap! If you have any troubles, tell me and I'll help you solve them. Although I don't have a magic weapon now, I still will I will do my best to meet the demands of my believers. I will really work hard. Finally, I have a business, so don’t do this ahhhh QAQ!!”

...My hands are not for grasping the hands of sweaty gods like you.

Bai Ze has seen countless gods, some of them can tremble three times in the Three Realms, some of them disappeared the next day and became existences in history, and the abundant divine power of this god can predict that he has a powerful ability ——But strangely, Bai Ze didn't have any impression of him.

Bai Ze narrowed his eyes slightly, and then laughed: "Your name is Yato?"

Seeing that the business was going well, Yato immediately took out his business card from his body: "That's right, this is my business card!"

Bai Ze casually put away the business card, and then twisted the red string on his ear.

"Then please...can you help me cut off the fate with a person?"

The author has something to say: 1. Please ignore the bug that the word Solitaire is Chinese. The author's Japanese is still at the level of 50 syllables...

2. I always feel that Yato and Onito Shirasawa are not in the same rank at all. After all, Onito can force Izanami to abdicate, but Yato will only be tortured by Izanami and almost cannot return... [Hey, this is a completely different painting style, okay==

3. By the way, Yato's real name is really undisguised in front of Bai Ze...【Hey

Then it should be possible to cut off the fate without the help of an artifact. I remember that when Yato wanted to cut off the fate with Hiyori, Yukine was still watching...