[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

How can I cut off the fate with a ghost?

The method commonly used in Japan is to directly use divine power to cut off the "thread" between two people - people who are acquainted will be connected by a wire, while people who are in love will be connected by a red thread.

The line represents the fetters, and cutting the line between two people means cutting off the relationship between the two - from now on, there will be no connection between the sea and the sky.

↑The premise is that the other party is a human being.

But in the sky/chapo, there is a way to cut off the fate regardless of the race - use the Taoist technique to write down the birth date of the two people on the talisman paper, and then recite the spell until the talisman paper is burned by flames After that, the thread that bound the two of them was broken.

↑The premise is that you need to know the birth date of the other party.

In Taoyuan Township, Heavenly Kingdom, Bai Ze covered his face with a grimace in his pharmacy.

How could he know the life of that evil ghost!Chen!eight!Character!

Bai Ze and Ghost Lantern have known each other for 1000 years, and since they met, they have been quarreling and bickering endlessly, often starting with Ghost Lantern's unilateral violence or Bai Ze's provocation to death, and then they began to chatter and sarcasm each other.Bai Ze has lived for so many years, and he has never seen anyone as unpleasant as seeing a ghost lamp.

He's lived so long that all his temper has worn off.Although he looks like a young man, in fact, he has lost any vigor and youth in his bones. He will not be angry no matter whether he is offended by the younger generation or the young people, but except for the ghost lamp-every time he is furious. Can't wait to take a few bites! !

"I must cut off the fate with that guy..."

Bai Ze muttered a sentence like this, and then got up from the bed in a daze.Stomach throbbing after another - he seemed to have drunk too much last night.

But Bai Ze didn't regret it, he even drank another sip of Daiginjo while making the hangover soup, and finally couldn't hold back from the calm eyes of the rabbits and ran to the toilet to vomit violently for a while.

Fortunately, although the rabbits can't speak, they are very conscientious. When Bai Ze finally crawled out of the toilet, they had already cooked the hangover soup and turned off the fire. Bai Ze sat in front of the table with his clothes open and sipped Tang, a rabbit was obediently lying on his lap.

Another day that repeats itself.

In fact, it is not quite right for a day.Since Taoyuan Township is at the junction of China and Japan, there is no night in Jiuchongtian, and Gao Tian’s principle is to fully restore the present world. The 800 million gods not only have to dress like warlords for meetings, but also make day and night for Gao Tianyuan—— This caused the sky in Taoyuan Township to be half and half, and later turned into a scenic spot called "Understand the darkness of night during the day" ==

Bai Ze put on his clothes and opened the door for business.

It's pretty quiet here if no girls come.Bai Ze's eloquent tongue is always for girls, and the rabbits can't talk-these pharmacists just lie on Bai Ze's head and watch Bai Ze cook the medicinal food.

The morning light of the heaven mixed with the warm wind shone on Bai Ze's body, making the red in the corners of his eyes seem not so bright.And Bai Ze just whispered some precautions for herbal medicine to the rabbit: "The best time to collect licorice is in the morning, but this kind of plant does not grow in Taoyuan Township, so you must learn to sift when buying medicinal materials—"

"A bottle of witch medicine."

This sunny morning in heaven was ruined by a vicious ghost visiting the house, leaving nothing but nightmares.

Bai Ze's hand trembled and he added more herbs in his hand, so he turned his head stiffly and looked at the ghost lamp standing at the door: "Why are you here?"

"Get the medicine."

Ghost Lantern was dressed in black, standing at the door, and the sun shone in from behind him, looking terrifying.And he just looked at the rabbit on Bai Ze's head, his tone was flat.

"Tch, it would be nice if you let your men do this kind of thing... Come to Taoyuan Township to pollute the air."

Bai Ze couldn't hold back his mouth, and then opened the small box on top that was sealed with talisman paper.

The Witch's Potion, also known as the Wisdom Potion, is an expensive potion that changes the appearance of ghosts, making them temporarily human. 30 mg will sell for 30, a typical Didi Xiangnong Didi essence, and because it is mixed with sleep medicine, its side effects are also very large-if the witch’s medicine is not mixed with sleep medicine, it will be auctioned at the auction house. Generally starting at 40.

But in fact, this kind of medicine is useless in the Tian/Chao market. The monsters and ghosts in the Tian/Chao are generally the best at learning the shape change technique, and there is no need to take drugs at all—at least Bai Ze used the six horns on his body. And six eyes hide very well.Therefore, the sales targets of Witch's Medicine are often Europe, America and Japan.

Bai Ze took out a small bottle with his index finger and thumb, and immediately put on a foxy smile of a profiteer: "50~Thank you for your patronage~"

Ghost Lamp raised the mace in his hand.

"Oh~ little brother, as the first assistant officer in hell, you can't find a wife if you can't even spend 50 yuan~"

While talking, Bai Ze hid his smile, and raised his voice like a girl to mock, obviously adding fuel to the fire, while Ghost Lamp's face was getting darker and had a tendency to go berserk: "Always Some people want to try to get their head smashed with a mace and begged again and again—”

He beat Bai Ze into the wooden floor of the pharmacy with a whimper.

"At this time, I will usually send you directly to hell!"

Ghost Lantern, the Chief Assistant Officer of Hell, has a unique horn on his forehead and small fangs common to ghosts, cool and straight black short hair, a mace as his weapon, and interrogation as his hobby.

This time his mission was a routine inspection of the present world, but he received a message when he set off.

There are more and more demons in the present world.

After a person dies, the soul and the body are still connected, and it is the same thread that connects each other—generally speaking, the thread will be cut off within a few days, so ghosts cannot leave their spirit bodies too far in the short term .The department of hell—the welcoming class—brings the dead into hell for trial.

The officials of the welcome class are called to welcome the three stars: the soul-snatching ghost, the essence-snatching ghost, and the soul-binding ghost.These three ghosts can recover the soul of the dead after the whole team beats up the dead—but it is undeniable that there are countless ghosts who broke free from the connection line and ran around before the arrival of the welcome class.

And the resentment after death is often very heavy, this gloomy atmosphere can form a time-changing phenomenon that is several times stronger than that of human beings-and monsters often breed from this, and they are often accompanied by the death of the affected person. A cyclical deterioration.

Ghost Lamp is actually happy to hear about this kind of thing-he is not a god, and he would feel sorry for the death of human beings. On the contrary, he likes these people to use actions to correct their mistakes after they come to hell, of course, with violence.

Considering the instability of this world and the fact that he ran out of witch medicine, Ghost Lantern decided to go to some annoying guy to buy medicine.

"My house isn't made of ordinary wood—it's the sycamore wood that I stole from Fenghuang that has grown for tens of thousands of years! How can you, the god of plague, compensate me! You can't do it privately unless you pay 100 million! Sue the Hell Assistant Officer [1] for abusing his power and demolishing the building!"

Bai Ze, this stupid guy, actually chased him from heaven to the present world for his own shop.

Ghost Lantern pulled his hat, and he, who has always kept a low profile in this world, felt it was very noisy in his ears: "I know...so you go back to Taoyuan Township as soon as possible."

Ghost Lamp's current occupation is a school teacher. This position is hard-won. He even read several books just to observe the growth of young people in this world. But Bai Ze appeared in the office so carelessly to pay off debts. The look of him - to be honest, he really wanted to stick/put the three ballpoint pens on the table into his eyes.

Today is his first day in office, the ghost lamp came very early, and there are only two non-human creatures in the whole office, he and Bai Ze - and Bai Ze is wearing a ridiculous old man's gray clothes and a bowler hat , Guideng thinks that Bai Ze's 20-year-old face and 70-year-old dress are still complacent about his own aesthetics, which is simply a miracle in the world.

Bai Ze raised his eyebrows, then sat down on the chair opposite the ghost lamp, his raised eyebrows were full of jokes: "200 million?"

The ballpoint pen in Gui Deng's hand broke with a "snap".

So when Hiromi Ozu came to her seat and sat down, she found that her deskmate, Classmate Bai, had a large ball of tissues stuffed into her nose (the tissues were soaked red by nosebleeds), and her face was all dirty. Ash.

"Student Bai... did you fight with someone else?"

"It's all right~" He raised his hands and sat up straight, his voice was weak because his nose was blocked, "I was just beaten up by a ghost—by the way, classmate, do you have a boyfriend?"

"..." What's going on with Bai, ah! God's turning point!Why did you put your hand on my shoulder so familiarly? Help mom! !

"Yo, your name is Yamei, right?" Bai Ze put a hand on the shoulder of the tablemate and showed a perfect smile to another girl with a thin waist and long legs, "Do you have a boyfriend?" ?”

Girlfriend: "..."

Most of the monsters in the sky/dynasties have this ability. They may tamper with other people's memories, so there are often existences in some ghost novels that "seem a little familiar but can't remember the face".They can intervene in the human world without a trace and then leave, leaving stories with wonderful colors.

And their initial purpose may be just a simple "I want to pick up girls".

Ghost Lantern threw the chalk in his hand like a mace—hitting Bai Ze directly on the forehead with great force!

"Ow, ooh—!"

"I'm your acting head teacher—Ghost Lantern."

Ghost Lantern walked up to the podium while Bai Ze was covering his forehead and yelling, and said, "A class is like a group, order and disciplinary measures are essential—the class committee stand up!"

The awe-inspiring aura of controlling a hundred ghosts was not just for fun, and suddenly everyone felt a chill down their backs—then the most lively guys in the class who were willing to make trouble all fell silent.

"First, you are not allowed to make noise in class; second, your homework must be completed on time; third, all staff wear school uniforms. Take off all the things on your ears and hands, or I will use them to stick them into your children. Then crush it in the eyes of the decoration. Only uniform clothing can stimulate the cohesion of a group!"

The expressionless man raised his voice, and his words were like whips on these poor young people: "I don't believe that good will be rewarded with good, but evil will be rewarded with evil—everything you do Everything is seen by hell, and every detail is recorded by that century, so pay attention to your words and deeds!"

Ghost Lantern glanced around and found that everyone was sitting upright and trembling except for a guy who was dripping eye drops on his forehead, so he nodded in satisfaction: "Got it?"

"Understood!!!"

"Very well, let's start class."

Bai Ze finally cleared the ashes from his forehead and eyes.The guy whose scars healed and forgot the pain was lying on the table, looking at his tablemate with a frightened face, he rolled his eyes with a smile:

"Student, do you want to date me?"

"..." The ghost is dating you! Get rid of the salty pig's hand that you stuck to my hand! ! !

The author has something to say: [1]: Police: An agency that bans the illegal acts of administrative personnel such as Yuzu or monsters.The Wutengu police monitor and supervise the residents of hell [jail guards, the dead, monsters, ordinary residents], and it is their task to track the dead.

That is, the department where Yoshitsune Minamoto is located ==

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1. Thank you Wangzai for the mine wwww the next chapter releases 5 Yuanshen [It’s just a sweaty maniac who came to make up the word count with soy sauce]

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