[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

There are nine heavens in heaven.

The first is Zhongtian, the second is Xiantian, the third is Congtian, the fourth is Gengtian, the fifth is Zhutian, the sixth is Kuotian, the seventh is Xiantian, the eighth is Shentian, and the ninth is Chengtian. 【1】

As one goes up, the higher the rank of the immortal, the more abundant the aura will be.The mist in the heaven is like a yarn, misty and dreamy. At a glance, it is all noble and white white marble bricks. The trees are tall and straight, and the flowers are fragrant. The quiet and solemn atmosphere is the eternal theme of the heaven.

"So... I prefer to stay in Taoyuan Township."

Bai Ze said so with a smile, leaning lazily on the sandalwood chair, the red in the corner of his eyes almost fainted into his eyes.He was wearing a white Hanfu with a medical coat over it, but the trousers showed his calves, which seemed a bit subtly inconsistent at first glance.

"Jiuzhongtian is equivalent to the highest level of the company. Although it looks very beautiful, it is actually only used during meetings-I feel very tired when I climb up in one breath."

"The guy who smells like powder all over his body should not call him old here."

The voice of the old man standing in front of him was as thick as a bell, with two long horns growing on his head, and he was arranging his Tang suit in front of the mirror: "After living for so long and still being so frivolous, how can I restrain those newcomers?" Little monster!"

"I think this guy is the most like a little monster."

Bai Ze pointed to the child who was only half his height. He looked only about five or six years old, and he was wearing a brightly colored Hanfu: "Fenghuang, you are willing to turn yourself into a child for those one or two spirit stones." Preschoolers—I really feel the fall of Jiuzhongtian every time I take the bus with you ==”

"The fall of the Jiuchongtian is about you—you, a guy who has suffered from kidney deficiency for 1 years and is always in heat."

Tong Yan's Fenghuang returned the sarcasm: "If you also have two kidneys, it must be a beast with 'color' written on it and 'desire' written on the other. It can't control its lower body."

White Pond:"……"

The old man—— Qilin also sighed: "To be honest, I'm really worried that one day your illegitimate children will come and mess things up. Is your inheritance properly divided, Bai Ze?"

Bai Ze: "...Is this what I said to my companions who have worked together for thousands of years?! Be careful, I will make you Orleans roasted wings and seaweed hoof soup!!"

All are idle, idle citizens of the Kingdom of Heaven.

Bai Ze is a mythical beast whose birth date can be traced back to the Cretaceous period. He knows everything about astronomy and geography. Now he runs a restaurant called "Moon Palace Hanfang Bliss" in Taoyuan Township at the junction of China and Japan. The pharmacy of "Full Moon" is gentle and rich, and has no resistance to beauty and alcohol.

↑This is his current identity.

In fact, he has too many identities to count, such as "Lifetime Honorary Member of Heaven/Chao Divine Beast Association", "President of Taoist Magic Association", "Permanent Director of Jiuchongtian", "Vice President of Han Fang Research Association", "Zhi VIP members of the Monster Association" and so on, but they are known to more people as "sacred beasts" and "old Chinese medicine practitioners".

Like him now.

Bai Ze pinned a nameplate on his clothes, which read "Permanent Director of Tian/Chaoyao Cultivation Group".However, after pinning the nameplate on, he couldn't help but complain: "Actually, I've always wanted to say——I'm not a monster, how did those monsters find us in the first place=="

"Because there are too few demon cultivators who can overcome the tribulation, we are here to make up for it," Fenghuang said, holding his waist and picking up the crutches that were put aside, "The meeting is about to start, let's go. "

"...You are a child holding a cane, it's really weird, do you know=="

"Are you okay, Kidney Deficiency Demon King?"

"What is the Kidney Deficiency Demon King? Don't give others strange nicknames!!"

Most of the demon cultivators new to Zhongtian are pink and tender little monsters, probably because they have just experienced the catastrophe, and they are all dumbfounded. According to the usual practice, Bai Ze asked if anyone would like to learn Chinese medicine from him - not surprisingly not.He was not disappointed either, he wrote down the names and appearances of a few beautiful monsters, and prepared to hook up with them later.

In fact, according to his habit, he wanted to shoot immediately, but he hadn't been to the capital for a long time - there was a new girl with snow-skinned skin that was very suitable for his appetite, and Bai Ze was going to work harder and throw more Silver then took her into his hands.

There is a saying in this world that applies to all three worlds——doctors and teachers are eternal jobs.

Bai Ze's medical skills are superb, whether it's Chinese medicine, acupuncture or some heresy, he is familiar with it by heart. Basically, he can guess exactly what's wrong with your whole body at a glance.But he is not a doctor but just a drug buyer, and his reason is very strange——

"The thought of reaching out to touch the hands of those stinky, sticky uncles, or taking the pulse of those dry Taoist priests, I feel like my stomach ulcer is going to break out."

Bai Ze is well versed in the principles of getting along with girls. He has a thick textbook in his mind when he rolls over from the pile of incense powder, which is filled with 101 rules for dating girls-of course, except for the point of being flirtatious, Bai Ze All the others are well done.

All in hell, when Bai Ze turned into a prototype and landed, he staggered and almost stepped into the Wangchuan River. With some lingering fear, he transformed into shape on the bank, and then saw a long row of souls waiting to be reincarnated.

He staggered onto the Naihe Bridge, and greeted Granny Meng in the midst of "who is this guy?"

"Long time no see, Meng Po~ How are you doing these days?"

Meng Po is a taciturn girl, looking gloomy and quite evil.She quickly handed the soup to the soul in front of her, and said in a low voice, "It's not bad, I ordered Naga chili【2】from this world, and I'll try to make soup next time."

The common hobby of the two is spicy food.

Bai Ze immediately smiled and rolled his eyes: "Have you learned how to shop for treasure? Remember to give me a copy~ By the way, Po Meng, why don't you go on a date with me?"

After saying this, he immediately glued his hand to Po Meng's shoulder, and was scolded "Get out" by Po Meng indifferently.

The soul who drank the soup was in a bad mood. Bai Ze clearly saw that his face flushed immediately, his eyes were full of tears and his face was distorted, as if fire was spurting out of his mouth: " So spicy, so spicy!!! Help is so spicy!!! Water—who has water to save lives!!!”

"You're just a big carrot. It's too bad to fall in love." Po Meng was not affected by the screaming soul in front of her at all, and continued to fill the second bowl and handed it to the next one who looked disheveled.

"Eh?" Bai Ze twisted his long earring with an expected smile, "I'm serious~ If it's Granny Meng, I will definitely become a model boyfriend~"

"It's fine now." The souls who drank the soup were all taken to the six-way teleportation place behind, and Granny Meng didn't look at Bai Ze, "It's good to be friends with you."

Bai Ze tilted his head and smiled, his narrow red eyes made his face full of indescribable allure against the dark background of hell.

"It really makes me sad~"

They all exist in a town in Hell, basically selling special products of Hell (such as a cultural T-shirt printed with "I come from Hell" or a small pendant with a bull's head and horse face), although Hell has been modernized now. They still maintain a strong ancient style, and the girls inside are all cute girls in Hanfu.

Today, however, is a little different.

Bai Ze stood blankly in front of the shop selling ancient fans. For the first time, he didn't set his eyes on the beautiful girl named "Si Yin" - but stood in front of the shop, wearing a black dress behind her back. On a guy with a weird will-o'-the-wisp pattern.

It's like a tacit understanding - the other party immediately turned to look at him.

This glance was like a dagger piercing straight into Bai Ze's heart!

"Why are you here!!!"

All the chic and tenderness were ruthlessly shattered, and the demeanor and tolerance disappeared immediately——Bai Ze frowned instantly, and immediately pointed to the ghost lamp and started roaring: "This is my place, Mr. Chao Chao!! You this The Japanese quickly go back to their own hell - ouch!!"

Ghost Lantern threw out the fan in his hand—it hit Bai Ze on the nose.

Bai Ze's nosebleeds spewed out immediately - his nasal mucosa is so fragile that it can be broken at the touch of a finger, and he saw blood immediately after being hit by a fan.Bai Ze held his nose and took a step back. Looking at this guy who didn't fit him, he almost foresaw his flamboyant action today: "Why are you here!"

Logically speaking, the normal reaction of most people would be to roll up their sleeves and have a fight with this rude guy, but Bai Ze just chose to pay back.And the man he scolded raised the mace in his hand, and said in a low voice, "My body acts before reason, because you are an existence that wants to be beaten no matter what."

Guishen Guideng, male, is currently working as an assistant officer in Japan's hell. He is known for his cruelty and ruthlessness. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the mastermind behind the Japanese hell.

In a word, he is a violent Shaker S who absolutely cannot get along with Bai Ze.

"You're still so righteous!!"

Bai Ze held his nose and complained, and at this time a woman wearing a green Hanfu and holding a round fan appeared behind the shop—with bright eyes and bright teeth looking forward to her appearance, she was obviously frightened after seeing the ghost lamp and Bai Ze: " These two guests—"

"Little Secretary Marriage~"

When his senses came back again, Bai Ze immediately gave up the quarrel with the ghost lantern, straightened his appearance and stood up, his eyes were full of spirits: "I came to see you today——!"

Ghost Lamp picked up the mace and beat Bai Ze back to the ground, and made a big hole in the ground.

Si Marriage: ...=口=

"Cough...cough cough...you plague god..."

After the gunpowder smoke cleared, Bai Ze, who had only half his life left, crawled out of the pit, his handsome face was completely stained with blood: "I want to cut off fate with you...cough cough...it hurts... "

Ghost Lantern held a mace, although his face was expressionless but his tone was full of disgust: "I don't want to have any contact with you, Baiji."

"It's good to call someone's name!!!"

Si Yu was frightened by the brawl in front of the shop, and after a long while, she cautiously said, "Don't you need to call a doctor?"

"He's a doctor—although he's a doctor who only thinks about women and wine," Ghost Deng said, then lowered his head and picked up the fan he used to beat Bai Ze just now, which was stained with blood, "I'm very sorry, I bought this fan."

"Yes, is it... I'll wrap it up for you..."

"No, I'll throw it away after I buy it."

"...Yes, is it..."

Bai Ze stood up in a daze, his clean white coat was all dirty, but he still just cursed and wiped the blood off his face, without any intention of fighting back: "Plague God! Why did I finally come to hell?" See you again!"

"Because I just signed an exchange and study agreement with the underworld of the Heavenly Dynasty."

Ghost Lantern threw the fan he just bought directly into the trash can on the street, then straightened his sleeves, and when he raised his head again, he still had no expression on his face: "I'm very busy, I hope you fall into hell as soon as possible."

"Even if labor and capital are dead, I will still come here! Who will go to hell with you!!" Bai Ze jumped!

At this time, the ghost lamp showed an expression that could be said to be extremely disgusting: "So I must send you to hell! Wait to be stabbed to death by the mountain of needles, you white dolphin!"

— This guy is speaking passionately with a paralyzed expression again! !

Not to be outdone, Bai Ze yelled back: "I'm really sorry, how many years have I lived, my lord! Ten thousand! Years! It's already! You guy who doesn't even have a fraction of me, kneel down and call me lord! Lord!"

Then these two guys start pulling each other's faces ==

"..." Si Yu looked at the similar faces of the two, "...are you brothers?"

"Who is his brother!!"

The author has something to say: [1]: Information from Baidu.

【2】: Du Niang told me that this is the hottest chili.

[3]: In fact, [Harmony] in the copywriting, I want to write [响咕白泽] ==

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