[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

At that moment, Bai Ze felt that the ghost lamp was about to tear off the hypocritical layer on the surface, which was used to deceive the ignorant girl from hell.

In fact he guessed right.

Gui Deng's face was extremely gloomy, and he walked straight towards him.Bai Ze had never seen him like this before, he was so frightened that he was out of his wits, and he didn't care about his image, so he hid behind the door of Hanfang in the Moon Palace: "You, you, you, you, you, what are you doing?! Me and me I, I, I am a good citizen who pays taxes on time and doesn’t even owe phone bills!!”

Kurosawa chuckled, and was always puzzled by Bai Ze's mental state of being so afraid of a ghost—he had killed so many gods and ghosts, and such a ghost whose mana was obviously not enough to see was worth Bai Ze's so much. Afraid... Tsk.

He didn't know why he had a natural sense of crisis towards the ghost lamp, even if he looked at himself exactly the same way he looked at anyone else, the uneasiness that surged up in his heart was enough to make Kurosawa hate him.

The ghost lamp hides too deeply, Kurosawa always has the feeling that he is seen through in front of him.

Kurosawa drew out the mahogany sword he was carrying, and stopped the ghost lamp from advancing: "The matter between me and him...what are you going to do?"

Ghost Lantern looked at him calmly, that look seemed to have some extremely strong emotions, Kurosawa's heart skipped a beat, and before he felt anything, Ghost Lantern looked away, as if he didn't take himself seriously at all. the same.

Kurosawa's blood-red eyes flickered for a moment, then narrowed more dangerously: "It's just a ghost...!"

Before he could finish expressing his second-year-old and coquettish speech, Ghost Lantern directly overturned Yuegong Hanfang with a mace.

It was really toppled, this small house made of sycamore wood did not even resist, it was uprooted so obediently, the house flew up and drove countless medicinal materials, bottles and cans, talisman paper and Books are also flying all over the sky, it's like a carnival.

Kurosawa: "..."

Holding his head, Bai Ze was already in tears: "...=口= Fucking Ghost Lamp, your uncle—"

The ghost lamp interrupted Bai Ze's national curse without any sense of guilt. He was obviously in a state of rage, and the anger on his face was not concealed. He took a few steps and took out a blank check from his body. "Paji" slammed on Bai Ze's face.

"Come and settle the score, Bai Dolphin."

……

Bai Ze was grabbed by the shoulders by the ghost lamp and walked all the way to hell. Along the way, he met countless acquaintances and ex-girlfriends, completely dishonored.He felt so wronged and baffled: "I said what the hell are you going to do?! Crazy! You suddenly ran to my house and went crazy - ouch, you crushed my bones, you bastard!!!"

Ghost Lantern dragged him all the way to his room. Bai Ze used the great 5000-year-old Chinese language to scold Ghost Lantern's snake spirit behavior from beginning to end. He also complained mercilessly about the horn on the screen—but after he found out that the ghost lamp took him to his room, he felt that his head was not enough: "You you you you you you you—you want to what?"

The ghost lamp closed the door with a bang, and the force was so great that the door frame crooked with a bang.But Ghost Lamp didn't seem to care about these issues at all, he stood and looked down at Bai Ze, his voice was still low as usual: "Do you have anything to say to me?"

—The guy who knocked his shop all over asked him if he had anything to say? !

Bai Ze felt that his lungs were going to explode, and in a rage, he grabbed the snapdragon ballpoint pen on the Ghost Lamp table and threw it towards him: "Go! Die! Knowing you is really bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

He was originally the type to just say what he liked, but now he has to be so aggrieved, he carefully considers his tone, his language, and his expression, where he hurts his stomach because of a single word from the other party, like someone who has never been in a relationship My junior high school girl is too fucking tired! !

So fucking tired.

"Knowing you - I am the one who has been unlucky for eight lifetimes!"

Different from Bai Ze's calmness, Ghost Lamp seemed to want to vent all the anger in his body - he grabbed Bai Ze's clothes, his face was gloomy: "Back your promises, talk nonsense, flirt with women, and get drunk all day long! Throwing it to Abi is cheap for you!"

He really wanted to bite Bai Ze's neck.

Bai Ze's emotions suddenly entered a state of extreme exhaustion after being accumulated for so long and suddenly burst out, as if he suddenly woke up after experiencing all the great enlightenment - at that moment his consciousness was so clear that he was sober. It made his old heart flinch unconsciously.

What are you doing?

Obviously living a carefree life with endless years and a wonderful life, why do you have to suffer so much for a love that is doomed to have no results like an ordinary human being?

No matter how hard the days are, why bother to pursue those illusory things?

Bai Ze was still holding a blueprint that he didn't know what to use for. He closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, then calmly told himself in his heart——

"never mind."

He opened his mouth again, and casually threw the crumpled paper on the ground—as if all the calmness of Ghost Lantern had been transferred to him in an instant.For the first time, Bai Ze faced the ghost lamp with the same expression he used for everyone else: "We will discuss about the compensation of Yuegong Hanfang later, if there is nothing else, I will leave first."

Just like the look in Bai Ze's eyes that decided to cut off all ties after witnessing Kurosawa's killing and killing gods.

However, the ghost lamp was not what he wanted.

He grabbed Bai Ze's hand, pulled him hard and knocked him down to the ground, then bit his neck hard.

Bai Ze opened his eyes wide, groaned subconsciously and wanted to struggle—but the ghost lamp pressed him to the ground so hard that he couldn't move at all, the feeling of being pierced into the neck by fangs was almost like Fear filled his heart as if the gate of his life was being strangled, and the calmness in his head disappeared in an instant: "Fuck, are you a vampire!! You are fucking sick—let go!! The pool of blood is full of blood! !"

Of course he knew that Ghost Lantern was not a vampire, but the painful and numb feeling on his neck made him very clear that Ghost Lantern not only bit his neck open, but also licked and swallowed his blood!

He could hear the sound of the ghost lamp swallowing! !

It is simply a snake disease! !Why didn't he find out that the ghost lamp was a snake spirit disease before! !

The ghost lamp firmly held down Bai Ze's wrist, and stopped his vampire-like activities after a long while - only a very clear tooth mark and two bloody holes were left on Bai Ze's neck, and soon It was obviously the masterpiece of the ghost lamp's two little fangs, which were no different from vampires.

He reached out to tear off the turban on Bai Ze's head, and his sharp nails hovered lightly near his forehead, obviously much calmer than before: "What did you just say?"

"..." The divine beast that had been frightened into stupidity.

Given a rare opportunity, Ghost Lantern began to study his eyes, and asked again: "What did you just say?"

"You you you you——" Bai Ze opened his mouth and said "you" for a long time but couldn't say a complete sentence, which shows how much mental shock he has received in his heart.He played the scene of less than 1 minute in his head, but he really didn't understand how things developed into what they are now.

His brain really couldn't receive so much information, so he could only choose to answer the ghost lamp's question in a polite manner: "I just said...forget it?"

The ghost lamp continued to press him: "Forget what? How? Forget the compensation after I smashed your shop?"

"My shop's compensation fee can't be ignored!" Bai Ze immediately expressed his firm stance, "What I said is to forget...means..."

Means I don't want to like you anymore.

Bai Ze didn't want Ghost Lantern, the person involved, to know the little secrets in his heart, so he racked his brains thinking about how to get rid of the lie.But when his brain was thinking about what to say, he suddenly saw the crumpled piece of paper that he had thrown on the ground before.

The piece of paper has turned yellow and curled, and it can be seen that it has reached a certain age.In the center is a face outlined in ink, with narrow eyes and a recognizable pendant next to his ear, which is undoubtedly himself.

"..."

For a while, the amount of information was too much for him to react. He didn't seem to understand until Ghost Lantern took out his phone to take pictures of his eyes. Any clues can be seen on the face.

What's the meaning?What the hell does he mean?Can you express yourself nicely without taking pictures of my eyes?

Bai Ze felt that his voice was trembling: "You first... explain your current behavior, OK?"

Ghost Lantern licked the eyes on his forehead, and finally got his long-cherished wish. Seeing Bai Ze soften in an instant is really not too good: "You explain first."

"Mist grass, don't go too far! Give me a good explanation of your current sexual|harassment|harassment behavior!"

"Tsk, you seem to be smiling disgustingly, it's too disturbing to the appearance of hell."

Bai Ze looked at the face of the ghost lamp for a long time, and finally he smiled triumphantly as if he understood: "Are you secretly in love with this beast?"

Even the one under him, Bai Ze seemed calm and composed: "The secret lovers of this divine beast line up from Yan Luodian to Taoyuan Township, and you are just one of my countless spare tires~"

"..." Ghost lamp.

He directly pressed Bai Ze's face into the floor.

"Sure enough, it's still the coolest."

The author has something to say: #本章支持如内容摘要#

#鬼灯How could it be a normal ghost (but I always feel OOC)#

#This is really the neck, if I am harmonious, I will...#

The third dimension has encountered too many bad things... It's almost impossible to live...

I really can't understand what the family members are trying to hurt each other...

↑It’s just a complaint, don’t mind (lying