[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

The reason why Bai Ze, a mythical beast, has become a well-known scumbag in the Three Realms is that "love is vigorous, and separation is every second".

It is in response to that sentence - "what you can't get is the best".

Of course, it doesn't mean that Bai Ze doesn't like them that much after catching his girls, it's just that his feelings come too fast like a tornado, and go faster...like a rocket.

"I've never been half-hearted, I just don't love you anymore—well, love requires two people to be happy, and it's useless to force it, right?"

This sentence is used frequently by him, and every time the effect is to get the title of "scumbag", and sometimes it will be accompanied by a loud slap in the face.

He doesn't think he's a scumbag.Not to mention gods, even humans are easily emotionally bored.There are many lovers who are still sticky today and will break up tomorrow, let alone gods?If it is just decided that a person wants to live a boundless life with himself, what should he do if he meets someone better in the future?There are so many beauties in the world, what's the point of life if you can't experience all of them! !

When Bai Ze pulled his head out of the floor and went berserk, then Ghost Lantern gave him a check and he calmed down, he looked at Ghost Lantern, the brain that was running a little faster due to excitement was like many times in the past, falling in love Her hormones began to drop rapidly.

...is it decided to be him?Don't change it?

……

Sure enough, there is still a feeling of being at a disadvantage! !

Bai Ze sat on the ground, frowning as he watched the ghost lamp tidy up the messy room, then sat at the desk in a serious manner, and looked up at him: "What else do you want to say?"

Thinking that this guy also likes him, Bai Ze felt his heart bursting with pride, which was better than how many girls he got: "Do you want to listen to the secret book of chasing me, hehe~"

"I thought you were the one who posted upside down," Ghost Lantern stared at the tooth marks on Bai Ze's neck, "Passing money, clothes, jewelry, and movie tickets is basically going bankrupt to have fun, right?"

Bai Ze smiled and turned the ghost lamp's words into a jealous tone of sister paper, and replied obediently: "That's all in the past, I can also post money, clothes, and jewelry in the future—"

He was smashed by the paperweight of the ghost lamp, and when Bai Ze got up tremblingly again, there was a red mark of snapdragon on his face: "What are you doing?!"

"Forget about pasting money and clothes," Gui Deng said in a neutral tone, "Then give me the bank card."

……

"Give me the bank card," Ghost Lantern repeated, "I know you heard me."

"impossible!"

Bai Ze took a few steps back with his purse in his arms, his face full of resolute determination: "I won't do it! Absolutely not! I didn't agree to your request for dating at all! Even if I agreed to each other It should also be economically independent and non-interfering with each other! We are species independent of each other! I firmly resist your behavior of controlling other people's finances! I simply—"

If Ghost Lantern would have greeted him with a mace, this time he would have listened patiently to the end, but Bai Ze was about to recite the entire "Principles of Peaceful Coexistence of the Three Realms". The cross on the ground grew bigger and bigger, and finally successfully blew it up: "Hand it over!"

"No!" Bai Ze resolutely confronted the boss of hell!

"When you have money, you still drink flower wine all day long! What else can you do besides being a prodigal!"

"Who will drink it? I haven't been there for a long time! I still have money to pay Momotaro's salary! I also need to buy medicinal materials!"

"Use my money!"

White Pond:"……"

He has no excuses! ! (Money per month = Momotaro's salary + medical expenses + communication expenses)

"But..." Bai Ze just felt that something was wrong, something was wrong everywhere, "Why do you want to - hello!"

Ghost Lantern walked over and snatched the wallet from Bai Ze's hand, which contained a bank card and less than [-] cash.He just took out the bank card and put it in his wallet.

"...Evil ghost, I regret that we don't make an appointment?"

Bai Ze finally understood that the ghost lamp was not the crooked tree blocking the forest at all, he was a lumberjack! !

The lumberjack Ghost Lamp was in a good mood, so he reached out and touched Bai Ze's head: "Come to the cafeteria in hell to eat later—just swipe your card."

"_... did you hear what I just said?"

"For once I can pretend not to hear."

separate!Yuelao, I want to break up!

Even though Bai Ze and Gui Deng did not further elaborate on their new relationship from the beginning to the end, both of them had the same cognition in their hearts—the same tacit understanding, and they both chose to keep silent.

Probably one of them felt that if he opened his mouth, he lost, and the other took it for granted.

"It's really rare... Bai Ze, you actually came to eat in the cafeteria of hell."

Lord Yan Mo, who is quite thick and present, sat in front of Bai Ze, and there was a plump fish on his plate, which seemed to make people move their index fingers: "Is there something wrong with coming to hell?"

Bai Ze was still thinking about what to say, so Ghost Lantern put the plate next to Bai Ze: "What's your opinion?"

"No!! QAQ" Lord Yan Mo immediately sat up straight.

Even though King Yan Mo had great doubts about the fact that Bai Ze and Gui Deng had dinner at the same table, no matter how strong his desire for gossip was as an old man, he didn't ask any more questions during the whole meal. The question of why Bai Ze is here.

It's like hell's behind-the-scenes boss.

...But I'm sorry, but I really can't be happy, swell_

There is a TV in the cafeteria, and the programs in the present world are shown on it.The ghost lamp fixedly locked it on a female host's travel show, and watched her running around the world to see the scenery and animals every meal.But this time the unexpected ghost lamp changed the station after a few glances.

King Yan Mo was quite surprised: "Why do you change the channel of Ghost Lantern? Don't you watch it carefully every time you eat?"

"I want to change my taste today." Ghost Lamp said calmly, and switched to a practical channel.

Bai Ze: "...What the hell are you looking at?! Instead, I want to see that beautiful cute girl!!"

Ghost Lantern didn't know whether he should change back or not: "..."

It's rare that the two giant Buddhas lived in peace during the meal. Although they quarreled a few times, they didn't fight.King Yan Mo felt, "Fuck, these two guys have definitely crossed over, why do they feel a bit OOC", and at the same time felt very relieved: "When will the relationship between the two of you get better? I said that you are so similar, you can be a good one." friend, right?"

Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze gave him two identical deadly looks.

"QAQ, I won't talk about it..." Lord Yan Mo is actually mainly afraid of the ghost lamp, and has always had a comrade-in-arms friendship with Bai Ze, "Bai Ze...how about going out for a drink with me after get off work?"

"Okay, okay~" Bai Ze was immediately happy, and Gui Deng calmly ate his own food and said, "Don't go."

Lord Yan Mo: "...QAQ"

How could Bai Ze QAQ, and immediately wanted to give a tit for tat, but Gui Deng immediately added: "After get off work, let's go to the movies, and the second part of "Love in the Flower Street" sent me a movie ticket."

See a movie!

Bai Ze, who didn't think there was anything wrong with his character, immediately nodded cheerfully: "Okay, okay~"

Completely ignoring Ghost Lantern's fast speaking speed and suspicious tone words when he said this.

Lord Yan Mo, who was left alone sadly and didn't find any problems: "...Why don't you let me drink, Ghost Lantern QAQ"

Although it is said to be the second part, Bai Ze has long forgotten what the so-called first part is about.

It wasn't until the movie started that he suddenly remembered the plot: "Well...it's the story of the woman forgetting the man."

At that time, Abi was sad when she saw that the heroine had forgotten the heroine at the end, and she kept on saying "what should I do if Master Bishamon forgets me", which made Bai Ze feel distressed and embarrassed.

The heroine is very beautiful, one of Bai Ze's eyes is on her face and the other is on her chest, the one in the middle follows the plot casually and halfway through, I don't bother to deal with it, until there are many people crying around He was shocked when he asked, "What happened?"

"In order to get back the memory of the heroine, the male protagonist promised to stay in the underworld forever to do things for the judge," Ghost Lantern, who watched the drama seriously the whole time, concluded, "The male protagonist is such an idiot, I can't help but let people stuff the script Into the screenwriter's mouth...he wrote the script with his toes, right?"

"Why do you care about the plot~" Bai Ze waved his hands indifferently, "holding hands while eating popcorn, and your girlfriend crying on your shoulders is the meaning of this movie, okay?"

Ghost Lantern looked at him seriously with an expression of "I'll just pretend I didn't hear it this time".

Bai Ze: "I... I'll just talk about ahem."

In order to avoid the ghost lamp's gaze, he lowered his head and glanced at the front row.At this time, when the heroine regained her memory and began to recall, the warm-toned picture made it very clear for the auditorium.

Bai Ze saw Abi at first sight.

She seemed to be alone, not like the girls around her who were wiping their eyes and red noses from crying with tissue paper.

She cried very sadly, but there was no sound, and she curled up in a small ball on the seat, shaking all over her body.

Bai Ze also saw that something was wrong with her at a glance.

She is disappearing.

The author has something to say: 1. The three-dimensional depression caused this chapter to be full of the author's rants, OOC or something, Lord Yan Mo has already complained for me (lying

2. Kurosawa will come out and explain to him about his funeral. Well, he is an ex-boyfriend (hey

3. There will probably be a little Noragami plot (looked at my tags with a guilty conscience)

But please believe that the big and small bosses in Noragami are not enough to see here in Ghost Lamp! ! (Hello

4. By the way, thank you for your thunder! !I don’t know why I can’t click on the backstage here... The message is also a chrysanthemum...

5. Finally, here is Bai Ze's resentment expression→