[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

Bai Ze is a liar, there is no doubt about it.

The best liar is to lie to people without knowing it, and Bai Ze is the best of them.He will make a promise to you based on his momentary mood and hobbies, his words are sincere and his attitude is sincere, and he will forget it when you turn your head and forget it in your heart.

"So, the big question isn't whether you actually believe it?"

His friend——Peng said so, lifted the Q-version guy who drew the ghost lamp on the paper, looked at it, and made a conclusion: "You really miss this liar...how much money did he cheat you? Do you need a buddy to help you get the money back?"

Move forward in time and go back to the era when Izanami ruled the regime and hell was still in chaos.

It was still a child's ghost lamp tied into the bun's head, and made a big cross in the middle of the forehead of Bai Ze on the paper: "Are all adults broken in their promises?"

These words made countless adults feel like being shot in the knee, Peng thought for a while and gave the answer: "Probably not..."

Of course not, few guys in the Three Realms are as irresponsible as Bai Ze.

The ghost lamp tore off the squinting and treacherous guy on the paper, and said again: "It's been hundreds of years."

It has been hundreds of years since he died and now he is alive in hell.

When seeing the adults in the village lighting the firewood under their bodies, Ghost Lantern firmly remembered their faces in his heart with indifferent eyes, and vowed that if there was a world, he would let them do what they did today. I regret it for the rest of my life.

——His hatred is always like this, full of reason, but also a little bit of endless madness, like a calm volcano, hidden under the calm rocks is the gurgling magma that is about to erupt.

Do you want to?

The person who asked him that sentence looked at him with raised brows as usual, without any sign of sympathy or obvious intention to take him away—instead, he casually said, "We How about going out for a walk?" It was so natural.

This sentence was too much like a lie, Ding made his judgment just like that at that time - the fact proved that his judgment was extremely correct, Bai Ze just told him "Wait for me for a while" and never came back .Even though he was set on fire as a sacrifice, he was never seen again.

Just like the goblins in those ghost novels, they appeared in a hazy and beautiful scene, dug away the hearts of human beings, and left lightly.Ghost Lamp hated those who lied to him to the bottom of his heart, wishing he could bite Bai Ze to death one bite at a time.

"But your drawing is quite cute." Peng commented on his painting again, and then changed the subject with a smile.

Gui Deng frowned and wanted to refute a few words, but felt that it was unnecessary, so he could only remain silent.

Bai Ze's position in his heart is no different from that of those villagers.

He thought so until he saw Bai Ze casually on the street.

It's really casual, Bai Ze just stood casually in the street, with an obvious drunken blush on his face, but he still smiled so stupidly that Ghost Lamp's throat tightened in an instant.

Ghost Lantern completely forgot the topic he had talked about with his friends before, "Find a beast to see the flower girl in the world", subconsciously, he was about to walk over, but Wu Tou wailed and messed up everything.

"Is the beast here?! Are you interested in Miss Hua?!" Wu Tou, who was desperately trying to get out of this world, yelled in the street.

"Yes, yes, yes!!"

Guideng watched Bai Ze run up to them in an instant, and smiled so cutely: "Flower girl? Where is there a flower girl? Isn't she pretty?"

"..." Ghost lamp.

"It really does exist!" Peng was about to be made to cry by this unreasonable hell QAQ

"Are you really a mythical beast?" Aconitum, who lacked a tendon in his head, was very happy. "Can you take us to the real world? We're going to Mount Fuji to see Hanahime!"

Bai Ze said "Oh~", and then nodded: "The daughter-in-law of Tiansun is a bit difficult to deal with. I'm not interested in married wives—but your spirit of poaching is invaluable and has a bright future. Let's take a ride~"

Ghost Lantern raised his head to look at him, and Bai Ze also met Ghost Lantern's eyes, and then showed him a stupid smile, the red corner of his eyes was so gorgeous that it almost hurt his eyes: "Hey, hey This kid is so cute~"

"..." The fist in Gui Deng's hand tightened and loosened again, and the murderous intent in his eyes almost couldn't be restrained overflowing.He was about to say, "What the hell are you doing?" when Wutou asked, "What's your name, brother?"

"Don't leave your name for this kind of thing, so as not to cause trouble in the future~" Bai Ze touched Wutou's head, then stood up and glanced at a distant place where no one was around, "Do you have any backpacks? I'll put you in a backpack and transport you to Mt. Fuji~"

Ghost Lantern took a deep breath, raised his head to look at Bai Ze's smiling face that seemed to be able to fly, and was no different from anyone.This kind of smile is always full of kindness and friendliness, and it is easy for others to think that Bai Ze is a very good person.

Obviously, he doesn't remember himself.

He remembers the messy anecdotes and the messy scenery tens of thousands of years ago, the legends in his mind can write countless books, and he can also remember the uses and names of some herbs that have no rules to follow, but he forgets The dozens of days that I lived with myself hundreds of years ago.

As expected of Bai Ze.

Ghost Lantern looked up at the divine beast flying between heaven and earth above his head—it had snow-white fur, and it passed over the mountains and hell like a cloud. Wutou was talking to him loudly, and Peng But I have been in a trance state of "this world is developing too fast and I can't bear it".

He watched slowly, his eyes became deeper and deeper, and the sharp nails on his hands pierced deeply into the skin.

He didn't understand why he felt so hated—even beyond his own reason, the crazy hatred that was suppressed in the deepest part easily occupied his thinking, making his chest blocked and his teeth bit together fiercely, his temples It hurts.

... No one has ever given him such a feeling, just a smile makes him so disgusted, wishing he could cramp his skin, bite the skin and swallow it.

After sending them to Mount Fuji, Bai Ze waved his hands generously and was about to leave, but was pulled by the sleeves by the ghost lamp.He faintly felt that the child didn't like him very much, but Bai Ze didn't seem to be unfriendly to him: "What's the matter, little friend?"

"My name is Ghost Lantern, and I'm also called Ding," Ghost Lantern looked into his eyes, clenched his hands hidden in his sleeves into fists, "Do you remember me?"

"..." Bai Ze tilted his head and pondered for a while to no avail, then changed the subject with a smile, "Ghost lamp is a good name, it's a kind of medicinal material~"

well.

Ghost Lamp instantly entered Bai Ze's name into the ultimate blacklist in his heart, and it was still in bold font with the first number centered and highlighted.

Bai Ze, who was unaware of this, smiled silly at him, and even touched the head of his dumpling.

The ghost lamp's revenge on all enemies is simple and rude. He nailed all the villagers who used him to worship the sky on the temple of Izanami, making them suffer from heart-piercing pain all the time; The ghost who insulted him beat him with a mace until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He couldn't speak...but he couldn't figure out how to take revenge on Bai Ze.

It seems that nothing is right.No matter what kind of gesture he made to Bai Ze, the blacklist he engraved in his heart was still tickling his heart. He was obviously dead, but he still felt unspeakably uncomfortable.

Just like when he met Bai Ze in the sky for the second time - Bai Ze fell down on the tree drinking, showing a section of his calf and humming a strange tune, so that Ghost Lamp didn't even know how to say the first sentence .

It has been so many years, Ghost Lantern has changed from a child to a teenager, but Bai Ze seems to have never changed, and he still has the same fickle and indifferent look, sitting on the cloud and asking him with a smile: "What's your name?" ah?"

Ghost Lamp: "..."

Ghost Lantern's revenge for this is to drink him for several days, and then watch him fall from the sky.

"Master Ghost Lantern, is there any trouble?"

This sentence was said by Ah Xiang, a few weeks after the meeting with Han.This woman who grew up with the ghost lamp has an intuitive feeling for the ghost lamp's mood.

Ghost Lantern, who had turned into an assistant officer in hell, looked up at her, shook his head, and said in a calm voice, "It's nothing."

At first he thought he could restrain himself, but his calm line of defense completely collapsed after seeing Bai Ze—no matter how he endured or hinted, Bai Ze was like his bomb, and it would hit at one point.

He collects the medical books written by Bai Ze, and he does not miss any of Bai Ze's lectures. He has gone to all the fantastic places that Bai Ze told him... The more you know him, the more you hate Ghost Lamp, and the more you hate him The ghost lamp wished he could tear him up and swallow him.

He unilaterally hated Bai Ze for so many years, hated it to the bone, and it became an inseparable part of his daily life. He couldn't tell what it became in the end.

If he is allowed to live as he pleases, then why should he be an assistant officer?

If he let him forget himself so easily this time, then why should he be an assistant officer?

……

If it was so easy for him to succeed, then why should I be an assistant officer?

Bai Ze's expression and mood are simply transparent, and he can tell that he likes him basically with his eyes closed.Whether it's those little eyes that aren't secretive at all or the gesture that easily blows up, it's completely naked|naked|nakedly different from the way he hated him before... There is no need to reason at all.

"What happened to Mr. Ghost Lamp?"

It was Ah Xiang, he sent Ah Xiang home in that singing competition, and the next day Ah Xiang looked at him with a smile, her voice was soft: "I'm in a good mood."

Gui Deng's hand holding the brush paused for a moment, then frowned: "Can my face show joy?"

Ah Xiang: "... being able to ask me such a question in return shows that you are really happy, Mr. Ghost Lantern."

"Probably finally found a way to completely beat the enemy to death."

"...It's kind of nasty, Mr. Ghost Lamp."

Ah Xiang seemed to know something, she still smiled: "If you don't plan to date, it's better to let go. If you delay for a long time, it's possible to move on... The eyes are terrible."

Is it because of the joy in looking at Bai Ze's struggling and cautious eyes?Or is it purely because of the fact that "he likes me"?

Is the dislike for Kurosawa because of that face, or because of his explicit eyes?

Gui Deng put the mace in his hand on the ground, met Bai Ze's eyes, and felt that his emotions were under a thin layer of paper, which could be pierced by just a word from Bai Ze.

"uninvited guest?"

It was Kurosawa who was asking the question, and the ghost lamp didn't look at him at all. A pair of dark eyes looked straight at Bai Ze, and the air pressure emanating from the surrounding made Kurosawa's eyes light up instantly.

Bai Ze flinched for a moment, but immediately raised his eyes and gave Ghost Lamp a hard stare.

"Why did you come here, you evil spirit?"

Very good, it really is Bai Ze's style of being so angry that people don't pay for their lives.

In his head, the nerve named "Lengche" praised by the hell crowd--snap broke.

The author has something to say: #这次OOC是不是我看听听听喜欢鬼笔#

#鬼灯 said that what I played was a poisonous chess (lick)#

#白泽说我很着被着相#

#黑泽说一种恋爱一起是很感货越都#

#Daily more what the concubine can't do#

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